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eating meat: You Can Live Forever If You Eat Right & Stay Single @balleralert You Can Live Forever If You Eat Right & Stay Single - blogged by: @eleven8 - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In case you had any doubts in your mind, getting rid of the f*ckboys and f*ckgirls around you can prolong your life span. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EmmaMorano, the oldest person alive, was born November 29, 1899 and attributes her 117 years on earth to raw eggs, cookies and staying f*ckboy free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I eat two eggs a day, and that’s it. And cookies. But I do not eat much because I have no teeth,” she said, in an interview last month. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Morano was diagnosed with anaemia at age 20 and has been eating two raw eggs and one cooked egg, every day since. She stopped eating meat due to fear of contracting cancer and in 1938, left her violent husband following the death of her infant son. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I didn’t want to be dominated by anyone,” she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Emma Morano has outlived all eight of her younger siblings. She has a few years to go to take on the title of Oldest Person Ever. That record is held by France’s Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at age 122. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Emma Morano is alert but is very deaf, speaks with difficulty and cannot see well enough to watch television. One thing is for certain though, she’s still got some years ahead of her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And you can too if you drink lots of water, eat right and mind your business.
 eating meat: You Can Live Forever If You Eat
 Right & Stay Single
 @balleralert
You Can Live Forever If You Eat Right & Stay Single - blogged by: @eleven8 - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In case you had any doubts in your mind, getting rid of the f*ckboys and f*ckgirls around you can prolong your life span. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EmmaMorano, the oldest person alive, was born November 29, 1899 and attributes her 117 years on earth to raw eggs, cookies and staying f*ckboy free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I eat two eggs a day, and that’s it. And cookies. But I do not eat much because I have no teeth,” she said, in an interview last month. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Morano was diagnosed with anaemia at age 20 and has been eating two raw eggs and one cooked egg, every day since. She stopped eating meat due to fear of contracting cancer and in 1938, left her violent husband following the death of her infant son. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I didn’t want to be dominated by anyone,” she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Emma Morano has outlived all eight of her younger siblings. She has a few years to go to take on the title of Oldest Person Ever. That record is held by France’s Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at age 122. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Emma Morano is alert but is very deaf, speaks with difficulty and cannot see well enough to watch television. One thing is for certain though, she’s still got some years ahead of her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And you can too if you drink lots of water, eat right and mind your business.

You Can Live Forever If You Eat Right & Stay Single - blogged by: @eleven8 - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In case you had any doubts in your mind,...

eating meat: envyadams today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks" and half of me tried to say "you're welcome" and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying 'your problem ea this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so I'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine and " have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents) and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnof so I tried to say "quick and "tast at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I'm okay in the middle and ended up saying "I'm gay. Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me I was switching between Bye Deanna and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's uncomfortable. When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up demanding "What are you doing here? something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended up saying "Tm really so amazing one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and instead i said "I'm so humped for birds Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying thank you I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between "my drink "MY KINK and my keys and ended up screaming I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do do I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered. OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night die" When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stu Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that's what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but finished with "no don't INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with It's my pleasure and said "You're my pleasurel instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie. kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205 Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
 eating meat: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com

Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com

eating meat: envwadams today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying your problem this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so I'll add my story for anyone else ooking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine and "I have to pay a fee and I walked in and firmily stated "I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say quick" and tast at the same time and l ended up screaming QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn Recently someone in class asked me how was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I'm okay in the middle and ended up saying I'm gay Which, whille kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me D) I was swtching between "Bye Deanna" and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up demanding "what are you doing here?r something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended up saying Tm really so amazing one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and instead i said "I'm so humped for birds Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying thank you' I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming MY KINK I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do do I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POST This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered. OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night die When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stu Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products. Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that's what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but finished with "no dont INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up and said You're my pleasure When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.
 eating meat: envwadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say you're
 welcome and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying your problem
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 ooking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "I
 have to pay a fee and I walked in
 and firmily stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents),
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnoff so I tried to say
 quick" and tast at the same time and
 l ended up screaming QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying I'm gay
 Which, whille kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 D)
 I was swtching between "Bye Deanna"
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up
 demanding "what are you doing here?r
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im
 so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you'
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming
 MY KINK
 I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You
 have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POST
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled
 between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night
 die
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products.
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but
 finished with "no dont
 INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up
 and said You're my pleasure
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.

Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.