Based on a true story
The pros outweigh the cons... by a lot!
Had to do it to em
where my la croix boixs at?
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Yes, very confusing!
Got me there...
This is clever and shit but all I can think of is the grammatical error. They “has” been mixed with laxative???
Ur doing great
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imagine being lactose intolerant and actually not drinking milk... lol cant relate
The classic fall ‘shake and rake’
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doubtful but hope this is real
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U should know that didn’t u go to doctor school
Current situation 😂😅🤤
The real nice guys
Not sure which is more dangerous
She really means it this time.
so simple, yet so hard
People outside are already gettin lit
Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, following the testimony of Dr. ...