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Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d
 She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to
 keep herself calm as I gave her a shower
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch D...

Amazon, Butt, and Fashion: Thong jeans are just the latest weird fashion trend Posted: Oct 20, 2017 11:18 PM EDT Updated: Oct 20, 2017 11:27 PM EDT Adam McDonald, Digital Producer, Meredith CONNECT The thong jeans made their debut at Amazon Fashion Week Tokyo by Japanese designer Thibaut. ADo Yahoo Style UK Follow YAHOO @YahooStyleUK This Japanese designer wants you to wear thong jeans bit.ly/2hPGBRn 9:00 AM - Oct 19, 2017 9512 t775 2,703 <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote> <p style=""> Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldnโ€™t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like whoโ€™s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish <br/></p><p style=""> Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca <br/></p><p> She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>
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Amazon, Butt, and Fashion: Thong jeans are just the latest
 weird fashion trend
 Posted: Oct 20, 2017 11:18 PM EDT
 Updated: Oct 20, 2017 11:27 PM EDT
 Adam McDonald, Digital Producer, Meredith CONNECT

 The thong jeans made their debut at Amazon Fashion
 Week Tokyo by Japanese designer Thibaut.
 ADo Yahoo Style UK
 Follow
 YAHOO
 @YahooStyleUK
 This Japanese designer wants you to wear
 thong jeans bit.ly/2hPGBRn
 9:00 AM - Oct 19, 2017
 9512 t775 2,703
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote>
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Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldnโ€™t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like whoโ€™s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish

<br/></p><p style="">

Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca

<br/></p><p>

She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that 

Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>...