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Kik, Wat, and Wyd: Stranger: Wyd You: just chilling. you? Stranger: Same Stranger: U got a snap You: nah Stranger: Kik You: nah Stranger: Wat do you have You: depression Stranger has disconnected. meirl

Kik, Wat, and Wyd: Stranger: Wyd
You: just chilling. you?
Stranger: Same
Stranger: U got a snap
You: nah
Stranger: Kik
You: nah
Stranger: Wat do you have
You: depression
Stranger has disconnected.
meirl

Kik, Wat, and Wyd: Stranger: Wyd
You: just chilling. you?
Stranger: Same
Stranger: U got a snap
You: nah
Stranger: Kik
You: nah
Stranger: Wat do you have
You: depression
Stranger has disconnected.
meirl

meirl

Head, Internet, and Iphone: Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats Hey men: Do you dry off your face after a shower with the same towel you use to dry your balls, or do you have a separate ball towel? 8:55 PM 09 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 1,221 Likes latest internet reference Replying to @Eden_Eats .. 1d You start with the face then head on down. The towel forgets everything by tomorrow. meirl

Head, Internet, and Iphone: Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats
Hey men:
Do you dry off your face after a
shower with the same towel you
use to dry your balls, or do you
have a separate ball towel?
8:55 PM 09 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
103 Retweets 1,221 Likes
latest internet reference
Replying to @Eden_Eats
.. 1d
You start with the face then head on
down. The towel forgets everything by
tomorrow.
meirl

Head, Internet, and Iphone: Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats
Hey men:
Do you dry off your face after a
shower with the same towel you
use to dry your balls, or do you
have a separate ball towel?
8:55 PM 09 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
103 Retweets 1,221 Likes
latest internet reference
Replying to @Eden_Eats
.. 1d
You start with the face then head on
down. The towel forgets everything by
tomorrow.
meirl

meirl

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fucken idea 12/04/2016, 14:25 6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Chameleon, White, and Sauce: u David Hughes Retweeted David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fucken idea 12/04/2016, 14:25 6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Chameleon, White, and Sauce: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Chameleon, White, and Sauce: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Being Alone, Cars, and Dad: laureninlilly: neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

Being Alone, Cars, and Dad: laureninlilly:

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

Being Alone, Cars, and Dad: laureninlilly:

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

laureninlilly: neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this h...

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: just-shower-thoughts If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil. whitefenix207 Do you have a fucking calculator in your shower? Pure genius by MythOak MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: just-shower-thoughts
If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is
the root of all evil.
whitefenix207
Do you have a fucking calculator in your
shower?
Pure genius by MythOak
MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: just-shower-thoughts
If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is
the root of all evil.
whitefenix207
Do you have a fucking calculator in your
shower?
Pure genius by MythOak
MORE MEMES

Pure genius by MythOak MORE MEMES

Friendship, 10 Years, and You: Do you have someone with whom you have completed 10 years of friendship. RELATIONSHIP LES

Friendship, 10 Years, and You: Do you have someone with
whom you have completed
10 years of friendship.
RELATIONSHIP
LES

Friendship, 10 Years, and You: Do you have someone with
whom you have completed
10 years of friendship.
RELATIONSHIP
LES

Yes, Norton, and Antivirus: Cleverbot User: *Strips off clothing Cleverbot: *kisses passionately User: Do you have protection? Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus

Yes, Norton, and Antivirus: Cleverbot
User: *Strips off clothing
Cleverbot: *kisses passionately
User: Do you have protection?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus

Yes, Norton, and Antivirus: Cleverbot
User: *Strips off clothing
Cleverbot: *kisses passionately
User: Do you have protection?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus

Godzilla, Tumblr, and Uber: Uber Humor I did not have sexual relations with that woman. failnation: Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

Godzilla, Tumblr, and Uber: Uber Humor
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

Godzilla, Tumblr, and Uber: Uber Humor
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

failnation: Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

Pressure, Tumblr, and Blog: Do You Have TIGHT NUTS In 1964 or A RUSTY TOOL? then use when WD 40 in the MAN SIZE PRESSURE PACK WD 40 STANDS 9 HiGH icOMPLETE WITH RED KOB 1 DIAM Makes old tools like new again was first Tools slide in and out with ease Lubricates dry passage ways Makes screwing a pleasure advertised Gives better penetration BUY SOME TRY SOME KEEP A SPARE PACK IN YOUR CAR FOR EMERGENCIES WD 40 ITS GOOD STUFF lolzandtrollz: Old Time Ads

Pressure, Tumblr, and Blog: Do You Have
TIGHT NUTS
In 1964
or
A RUSTY TOOL?
then use
when
WD 40
in the MAN SIZE
PRESSURE PACK
WD 40
STANDS 9 HiGH
icOMPLETE WITH RED KOB
1 DIAM
Makes old tools like new again
was first
Tools slide in and out with ease
Lubricates dry passage ways
Makes screwing a pleasure
advertised
Gives better penetration
BUY SOME TRY SOME
KEEP A SPARE PACK IN YOUR CAR
FOR EMERGENCIES
WD 40
ITS GOOD STUFF
lolzandtrollz:

Old Time Ads

Pressure, Tumblr, and Blog: Do You Have
TIGHT NUTS
In 1964
or
A RUSTY TOOL?
then use
when
WD 40
in the MAN SIZE
PRESSURE PACK
WD 40
STANDS 9 HiGH
icOMPLETE WITH RED KOB
1 DIAM
Makes old tools like new again
was first
Tools slide in and out with ease
Lubricates dry passage ways
Makes screwing a pleasure
advertised
Gives better penetration
BUY SOME TRY SOME
KEEP A SPARE PACK IN YOUR CAR
FOR EMERGENCIES
WD 40
ITS GOOD STUFF
lolzandtrollz:

Old Time Ads

lolzandtrollz: Old Time Ads

Nudes, Mean, and Danny Devito: I mean you're hot I can't say I agree with you but thanks:) You are too Wanna trade nudes Ya which ones do you have P'll trade you two Justin Bieber's if you have a Danny Devito Sen Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half

Nudes, Mean, and Danny Devito: I mean you're hot
I can't say I agree with you but
thanks:)
You are too
Wanna trade nudes
Ya which ones do you have
P'll trade you two Justin Bieber's
if you have a Danny Devito
Sen
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half

Nudes, Mean, and Danny Devito: I mean you're hot
I can't say I agree with you but
thanks:)
You are too
Wanna trade nudes
Ya which ones do you have
P'll trade you two Justin Bieber's
if you have a Danny Devito
Sen
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half

Fucking, Chameleon, and Idea: [At the chameleon store] Me: Do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I have no fucking idea

Fucking, Chameleon, and Idea: [At the chameleon store]
Me: Do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I have no fucking idea

Fucking, Chameleon, and Idea: [At the chameleon store]
Me: Do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I have no fucking idea

Poop, You, and Sure: Me: Do you have to poop? Toddler: No Me: Are you sure? Toddler: @oldkidsbooks ael

Poop, You, and Sure: Me: Do you have to poop?
Toddler: No
Me: Are you sure?
Toddler:
@oldkidsbooks
ael

Poop, You, and Sure: Me: Do you have to poop?
Toddler: No
Me: Are you sure?
Toddler:
@oldkidsbooks
ael

Animals, Hair, and Magic: DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR? MAGIC HANDS? WERE YOU POISONED? DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU? KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED? GURSED? DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GOT SOLVED BECAUSEA BIG STRONG MAN SHOWED UP? SHE IS A PRINCESS! Boi he sure is

Animals, Hair, and Magic: DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR?
MAGIC HANDS?
WERE YOU POISONED?
DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU?
KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED?
GURSED?
DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GOT
SOLVED BECAUSEA BIG STRONG MAN SHOWED UP?
SHE IS A PRINCESS!
Boi he sure is

Animals, Hair, and Magic: DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR?
MAGIC HANDS?
WERE YOU POISONED?
DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU?
KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED?
GURSED?
DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GOT
SOLVED BECAUSEA BIG STRONG MAN SHOWED UP?
SHE IS A PRINCESS!
Boi he sure is

Boi he sure is

Crush, Some More, and Tumblr: HEY P, I FORGOT THE CAPTAIN'S NAME COULD YOU REMIND ME? askthegasifnarrator said: Could we please have some more Padparadscha cuteness? The world needs it. OH BUT FIRST, DO YoU HAVE A CRUSH? WHO IS IT? OF COURSE! CAPTAIN LARS! J discount-supervillain: Get ‘em, coach.

Crush, Some More, and Tumblr: HEY P, I
FORGOT THE
CAPTAIN'S
NAME
COULD YOU
REMIND ME?

askthegasifnarrator said:
Could we please have some more Padparadscha cuteness? The world needs
it.

OH BUT FIRST,
DO YoU HAVE
A CRUSH?
WHO IS IT?

OF COURSE!
CAPTAIN LARS!
J
discount-supervillain:

Get ‘em, coach.

Crush, Some More, and Tumblr: HEY P, I
FORGOT THE
CAPTAIN'S
NAME
COULD YOU
REMIND ME?

askthegasifnarrator said:
Could we please have some more Padparadscha cuteness? The world needs
it.

OH BUT FIRST,
DO YoU HAVE
A CRUSH?
WHO IS IT?

OF COURSE!
CAPTAIN LARS!
J
discount-supervillain:

Get ‘em, coach.

discount-supervillain: Get ‘em, coach.

Best Friend, Crush, and Life: r/Showerthoughts u/badRLplayer 9h Being happily married is like having sleepover with your best friend every night for the rest of your life. Mindblowing Share 1.5k 56 BEST COMMENTS Mr_Piscis 6h *Giggle behind blanket: So, who do you have a crush on? Wife: FFS 167 Reply Wholesome shower thought!

Best Friend, Crush, and Life: r/Showerthoughts
u/badRLplayer 9h
Being happily married is like having
sleepover with your best friend every
night for the rest of your life.
Mindblowing
Share
1.5k
56
BEST COMMENTS
Mr_Piscis 6h
*Giggle behind blanket: So, who do you have a
crush on?
Wife: FFS
167
Reply
Wholesome shower thought!

Best Friend, Crush, and Life: r/Showerthoughts
u/badRLplayer 9h
Being happily married is like having
sleepover with your best friend every
night for the rest of your life.
Mindblowing
Share
1.5k
56
BEST COMMENTS
Mr_Piscis 6h
*Giggle behind blanket: So, who do you have a
crush on?
Wife: FFS
167
Reply
Wholesome shower thought!

Wholesome shower thought!

Chameleon, Idea, and You: David Hughes Retweeted David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fucken idea 12/04/2016, 14:25 6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes

Chameleon, Idea, and You: David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes

Chameleon, Idea, and You: David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes

You, Evidence, and Do You: Do You HAVE EVIDENCE statement

You, Evidence, and Do You: Do You HAVE EVIDENCE
statement

You, Evidence, and Do You: Do You HAVE EVIDENCE
statement

Jordans, Sorry, and Michael: rob fee @robfee LL Me: At the end of Space Jam when Michael Jordan's arm extends and he dunks from half court, shouldn't that have counted for three points? Waiter: Sorry, I meant do you have any questions about the menu. No stupid questions tho

Jordans, Sorry, and Michael: rob fee
@robfee
LL
Me: At the end of Space Jam when
Michael Jordan's arm extends and he
dunks from half court, shouldn't that
have counted for three points?
Waiter: Sorry, I meant do you have any
questions about the menu.
No stupid questions tho

Jordans, Sorry, and Michael: rob fee
@robfee
LL
Me: At the end of Space Jam when
Michael Jordan's arm extends and he
dunks from half court, shouldn't that
have counted for three points?
Waiter: Sorry, I meant do you have any
questions about the menu.
No stupid questions tho

No stupid questions tho

Advice, Dank, and Friends: A guy approached my group of friends at dinner the other night. We were prepared for him to throw some sort of line, but instead he said, "I couldn't help but hear that you're moms. My wife is expecting, do you have any advice for how I can support her?" @mommydearestinc He then proceeded to listen to every damn piece of advice we gave him. He even took notes! Then he came back and showed us a picture of their ultrasound. Here's to the partners trying to get it right for their baby mamas. We salute you. Shoutout to this kind of partner! 👏👏👏 (via Mommy Dearest Inc.)

Advice, Dank, and Friends: A guy approached my group
of friends at dinner the other night.
We were prepared for him to throw
some sort of line, but instead he said, "I
couldn't help but hear that you're moms.
My wife is expecting, do you have any
advice for how I can support her?"
@mommydearestinc
He then proceeded to listen to every
damn piece of advice we gave him. He
even took notes! Then he came back and
showed us a picture of their ultrasound.
Here's to the partners trying to get it right
for their baby mamas. We salute you.
Shoutout to this kind of partner! 👏👏👏

(via Mommy Dearest Inc.)

Advice, Dank, and Friends: A guy approached my group
of friends at dinner the other night.
We were prepared for him to throw
some sort of line, but instead he said, "I
couldn't help but hear that you're moms.
My wife is expecting, do you have any
advice for how I can support her?"
@mommydearestinc
He then proceeded to listen to every
damn piece of advice we gave him. He
even took notes! Then he came back and
showed us a picture of their ultrasound.
Here's to the partners trying to get it right
for their baby mamas. We salute you.
Shoutout to this kind of partner! 👏👏👏

(via Mommy Dearest Inc.)

Shoutout to this kind of partner! 👏👏👏 (via Mommy Dearest Inc.)

Books, Yeah, and Back: [walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles? Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads.

Books, Yeah, and Back: [walks into bookstore]
Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.

Books, Yeah, and Back: [walks into bookstore]
Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.

Teacher, Friend, and Apples: Teacher: If you have 12 apples and you give your friend 6, what do you have? Me (through tears): A friend

Teacher, Friend, and Apples: Teacher: If you have 12 apples and you
give your friend 6, what do you have?
Me (through tears): A friend

Teacher, Friend, and Apples: Teacher: If you have 12 apples and you
give your friend 6, what do you have?
Me (through tears): A friend

Bad, God, and Oh My God: BAD badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

Bad, God, and Oh My God: BAD
badjokesbyjeff
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the
interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
andalwaysburning
Oh my God.
geekandmisandry
Jeff, I swear.

Bad, God, and Oh My God: BAD
badjokesbyjeff
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the
interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
andalwaysburning
Oh my God.
geekandmisandry
Jeff, I swear.

Bad, Good, and Heart: torn why do you have to be so good for my soul and so bad for my heart?

Bad, Good, and Heart: torn
why do you have to be
so good for my soul
and so bad for my heart?

Bad, Good, and Heart: torn
why do you have to be
so good for my soul
and so bad for my heart?

Friends, Friends (TV Show), and Memes: Do you have a plan? el don't even have a"pla. 00 FRIENDS (TV Show)

Friends, Friends (TV Show), and Memes: Do you have a plan?
el don't even have a"pla.
00
FRIENDS (TV Show)

Friends, Friends (TV Show), and Memes: Do you have a plan?
el don't even have a"pla.
00
FRIENDS (TV Show)

FRIENDS (TV Show)

Fucking, Computer, and Fuck: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it down and then change the battery. a11.05 PM flyawaymax fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick hardollarsign do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining

Fucking, Computer, and Fuck: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining
Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using
your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it
down and then change the battery.
a11.05 PM
flyawaymax
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i
better charge it quick
hardollarsign
do you have a fucking nuclear generator
as your battery
151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining

Fucking, Computer, and Fuck: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining
Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using
your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it
down and then change the battery.
a11.05 PM
flyawaymax
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i
better charge it quick
hardollarsign
do you have a fucking nuclear generator
as your battery
151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining

151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it down and then change the battery. a11.05 PM flyawaymax fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick hardollarsign do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining by Boda135 MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining
Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using
your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it
down and then change the battery.
a11.05 PM
flyawaymax
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i
better charge it quick
hardollarsign
do you have a fucking nuclear generator
as your battery
151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining by Boda135
MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: 151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining
Your battery is low (6%). If you need to continue using
your computer, either plug in your computer, or shut it
down and then change the battery.
a11.05 PM
flyawaymax
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i
better charge it quick
hardollarsign
do you have a fucking nuclear generator
as your battery
151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining by Boda135
MORE MEMES

151 hr 21 min (6%) remaining by Boda135 MORE MEMES

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: fab Following @_stickfab do you have a fucking calculator in your shower Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld if 666 is the most evil number in the world, then 25.8069758011 is literally the root of all evil. 7:32 AM 25 Dec 2018

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: fab
Following
@_stickfab
do you have a fucking calculator in your
shower
Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld
if 666 is the most evil number in the world, then 25.8069758011 is literally the root of
all evil.
7:32 AM 25 Dec 2018

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: fab
Following
@_stickfab
do you have a fucking calculator in your
shower
Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld
if 666 is the most evil number in the world, then 25.8069758011 is literally the root of
all evil.
7:32 AM 25 Dec 2018

Fucking, Money, and Target: or turing-tested:get your weird fucking rotating text aesthetic RIGHT here RIGHT now. i need money for an upcoming convention and all YOU have to do is message me. its that easy! are you tired of having to hand create your awn aesthetic? looking for someone to do it for you? do you have words you would like to rotate? im your man. just shoot me an instant message and youre well on your way to getting some primo aesthetic, today!

Fucking, Money, and Target: or
turing-tested:get your weird fucking rotating text aesthetic RIGHT here RIGHT now. i need money for an upcoming convention and all YOU have to do is message me. its that easy! are you tired of having to hand create your awn aesthetic? looking for someone to do it for you? do you have words you would like to rotate? im your man. just shoot me an instant message and youre well on your way to getting some primo aesthetic, today!

Fucking, Money, and Target: or
turing-tested:get your weird fucking rotating text aesthetic RIGHT here RIGHT now. i need money for an upcoming convention and all YOU have to do is message me. its that easy! are you tired of having to hand create your awn aesthetic? looking for someone to do it for you? do you have words you would like to rotate? im your man. just shoot me an instant message and youre well on your way to getting some primo aesthetic, today!

turing-tested:get your weird fucking rotating text aesthetic RIGHT here RIGHT now. i need money for an upcoming convention and all YOU have ...

Animals, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR? MAGIC HANDS? Mr DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU? WERE YOU CURSED? KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED? DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GOT SOLVED BECAUSE A BIG STRONG MAN SHOWEDUP? OMG Harry Potter is a princess!!! #PotterALWAYS Love Harry Potter? Check out our Harry Potter Fanfiction Recommended reading lists - http://fanfictionrecommendations.com/harry-potter-fanfiction-recommendations/

Animals, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR?
MAGIC HANDS?
Mr
DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU?
WERE YOU CURSED?
KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED?
DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR
PROBLEMS GOT SOLVED BECAUSE A
BIG STRONG MAN SHOWEDUP?
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Tumblr, Blog, and Looking: bedroom cup check! do you have any cups or plates in your bedroom? take moment to take them to the kitchen. awesomacious: Just looking out for you guys!

Tumblr, Blog, and Looking: bedroom cup check!
do you have any cups or
plates in your bedroom? take
moment to take them to the
kitchen.
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Chameleon, Idea, and Can: t David Hughes Retweeted David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fucken idea 12/04/2016, 14:25 6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes Cant sell what you cant see

Chameleon, Idea, and Can: t David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
Cant sell what you cant see

Chameleon, Idea, and Can: t David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
Cant sell what you cant see

Cant sell what you cant see

Club, Family, and Parents: Samat. X Are you mat I'm a chatbot. I'm gender neutral and it's perfect like that. Do you have family I don't have parents or family in the sense you'd imagine. I do have you, and the millions of Ubisoft Club members. One big happy geeky team! And you? I'm an orphan Excellent. I'm here to help keep it that way. Ask Sam Thanks Sam.

Club, Family, and Parents: Samat.
X
Are you mat
I'm a chatbot. I'm gender neutral
and it's perfect like that.
Do you have family
I don't have parents or family in
the sense you'd imagine. I do
have you, and the millions of
Ubisoft Club members. One big
happy geeky team!
And you?
I'm an orphan
Excellent. I'm here to help keep it
that way.
Ask Sam
Thanks Sam.

Club, Family, and Parents: Samat.
X
Are you mat
I'm a chatbot. I'm gender neutral
and it's perfect like that.
Do you have family
I don't have parents or family in
the sense you'd imagine. I do
have you, and the millions of
Ubisoft Club members. One big
happy geeky team!
And you?
I'm an orphan
Excellent. I'm here to help keep it
that way.
Ask Sam
Thanks Sam.

Thanks Sam.

Teacher, How, and Friend: Teacher: if you have 12 apples and give 6 to your friend, how many do you have? Me (through tears): a friend

Teacher, How, and Friend: Teacher: if you have 12 apples and give
6 to your friend, how many do you
have?
Me (through tears): a friend

Teacher, How, and Friend: Teacher: if you have 12 apples and give
6 to your friend, how many do you
have?
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Bad, Club, and Family: SamaSTA
X
BETA
Are you mat
I'm a chatbot. I'm gender neutral
and it's perfect like that.
Do you have family
I don't have parents or family in
the sense you'd imagine. I do
have you, and the millions of
Ubisoft Club members. One big
happy geeky team!
And you?
I'm an orphan
Excellent. I'm here to help keep it
that way.
Ask Sam
Feels bad chatbot

Bad, Club, and Family: SamaSTA
X
BETA
Are you mat
I'm a chatbot. I'm gender neutral
and it's perfect like that.
Do you have family
I don't have parents or family in
the sense you'd imagine. I do
have you, and the millions of
Ubisoft Club members. One big
happy geeky team!
And you?
I'm an orphan
Excellent. I'm here to help keep it
that way.
Ask Sam
Feels bad chatbot

Feels bad chatbot

Best, Record, and Australian: I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" T Share 361 26.3k BEST COMMENTS Officer_Mittens 8h That's how everyone else got inmate... Reply 14.2k

Best, Record, and Australian: I was applying for Australian citizenship and
the interviewer asked, "Do you have a
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Being Alone, Thank You, and Japan: Moved to Japan...met my neighbor (1 cant Speak english.) Thank you for the Present hiroshi Yama shita My name is Pm fifty two Years old The divorce and Ilive alone You can vse it if you ike toilet taper Tm stuffed ond YES ND Do You have navy your child' name Piease tell e Thank you Sor your riend operation DANKLAN I wish he was my neighbor

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(1 cant Speak english.)
Thank you for the Present
hiroshi Yama shita
My name is
Pm fifty two Years old
The divorce and Ilive alone
You can vse it if you ike
toilet taper
Tm stuffed ond
YES ND
Do You have navy
your child' name
Piease tell
e
Thank you Sor your riend operation
DANKLAN
I wish he was my neighbor

Being Alone, Thank You, and Japan: Moved to Japan...met my neighbor
(1 cant Speak english.)
Thank you for the Present
hiroshi Yama shita
My name is
Pm fifty two Years old
The divorce and Ilive alone
You can vse it if you ike
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Tm stuffed ond
YES ND
Do You have navy
your child' name
Piease tell
e
Thank you Sor your riend operation
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I wish he was my neighbor

I wish he was my neighbor

Apple, Club, and Target: Do you have any experience in making cheap, áffordable electronics? What's cheap and affordable? Welcome to Apple. Inc laughoutloud-club:Bans huawei

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God, Memes, and 🤖: Do you have just 1 minute to Thank God for all you have? LifeLearnedFeelings

God, Memes, and 🤖: Do you have
just 1 minute
to Thank
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LifeLearnedFeelings

God, Memes, and 🤖: Do you have
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LifeLearnedFeelings

Looking, Them, and Check: bedroom cup check! do you have any cups or plates in your bedroom? take moment to take them to the kitchen. Just looking out for you guys!

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do you have any cups or
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Memes, Music, and Party: [at a party] Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?

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Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A
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Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h TheChocolateOreo My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad when I first got my period, never missed a PTA meeting in school. Didn't marry until about 12 years after my mum died because he wanted us to grow up without trouble. Still followed me again for my first job interview Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d I've probably asked this before, but what fond memories do you have of your dad? One not related to him spending money? Show this thread L21,220 130 3,137 Show this thread Happy Fathers Day to all the responsible dads out there

Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h
TheChocolateOreo
My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad
when I first got my period, never missed
a PTA meeting in school.
Didn't marry until about 12 years after my
mum died because he wanted us to grow
up without trouble.
Still followed me again for my first job
interview
Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d
I've probably asked this before, but
what fond memories do you have of
your dad? One not related to him
spending money?
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130
3,137
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Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h
TheChocolateOreo
My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad
when I first got my period, never missed
a PTA meeting in school.
Didn't marry until about 12 years after my
mum died because he wanted us to grow
up without trouble.
Still followed me again for my first job
interview
Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d
I've probably asked this before, but
what fond memories do you have of
your dad? One not related to him
spending money?
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Books, Yeah, and Irl: [walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles? Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads. Me_irl

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Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.
Me_irl

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Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.
Me_irl

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Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.
Me_irl by cselau
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Me: do you have any books on
turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.
Me_irl by cselau
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Beautiful, Cute, and Tumblr: M-ME?? Are not you afraid of me? wowl an angel Of course you, you are the most beautiful thing I've seen. Do you have disgust of me? No nol, you are very cute! awesomacious: Wholesome bat and rat

Beautiful, Cute, and Tumblr: M-ME??
Are not you
afraid of me?
wowl an angel
Of course you, you are the
most beautiful thing I've seen.
Do you have
disgust of me?
No nol, you
are very cute!
awesomacious:

Wholesome bat and rat

Beautiful, Cute, and Tumblr: M-ME??
Are not you
afraid of me?
wowl an angel
Of course you, you are the
most beautiful thing I've seen.
Do you have
disgust of me?
No nol, you
are very cute!
awesomacious:

Wholesome bat and rat

awesomacious: Wholesome bat and rat

Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h TheChocolateOreo My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad when I first got my period, never missed a PTA meeting in school. Didn't marry until about 12 years after my mum died because he wanted us to grow up without trouble. Still followed me again for my first job interview Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d I've probably asked this before, but what fond memories do you have of your dad? One not related to him spending money? Show this thread L21,220 130 3,137 Show this thread Happy Fathers Day to all the responsible dads out there

Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h
TheChocolateOreo
My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad
when I first got my period, never missed
a PTA meeting in school.
Didn't marry until about 12 years after my
mum died because he wanted us to grow
up without trouble.
Still followed me again for my first job
interview
Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d
I've probably asked this before, but
what fond memories do you have of
your dad? One not related to him
spending money?
Show this thread
L21,220
130
3,137
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Happy Fathers Day to all the responsible dads out there

Dad, Fathers Day, and Job Interview: @TaireTa... 17h
TheChocolateOreo
My dad taught me to cook, to use a pad
when I first got my period, never missed
a PTA meeting in school.
Didn't marry until about 12 years after my
mum died because he wanted us to grow
up without trouble.
Still followed me again for my first job
interview
Ajoke Ade @MOre_nike 1d
I've probably asked this before, but
what fond memories do you have of
your dad? One not related to him
spending money?
Show this thread
L21,220
130
3,137
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Happy Fathers Day to all the responsible dads out there

Happy Fathers Day to all the responsible dads out there

Tumblr, Blog, and Heart: i have i have new cookie sport car big house, lots of outfits.. do you have a cookie? NO Here.. awesomacious: Really touched my heart

Tumblr, Blog, and Heart: i have
i have new
cookie
sport car
big house,
lots of outfits..
do you have a cookie?
NO
Here..
awesomacious:

Really touched my heart

Tumblr, Blog, and Heart: i have
i have new
cookie
sport car
big house,
lots of outfits..
do you have a cookie?
NO
Here..
awesomacious:

Really touched my heart

awesomacious: Really touched my heart

You, Do You, and Feeling: 6. Do you have a persistent feeling of emptiness? I am a persistent feeling of emptiness.

You, Do You, and Feeling: 6. Do you have a persistent feeling of
emptiness?
I am a persistent feeling of emptiness.

You, Do You, and Feeling: 6. Do you have a persistent feeling of
emptiness?
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Clothes, Fucking, and Gif: Bend thathighclassbitch: asprodente: darkvioletcloud: trilllizard666: ilyvbs: popipo12345: ilyvbs: nessa but she isn’t hypersexualized and her back makes sense “Nintendo always gives their black female characters revealing outfits!!!!” Lenora, Pokemon Black and White Iris, Pokemon Black and White Twintelle, ARMS if anyone’s got any other examples, feel free to add on. HOW IS NOT OVERSEXUALIZED also lenora looks like a mammy iris is the only fucking one with an okay design how about you listen to black people when they try to tell you shit huh “Lenora looks like a mammy” ….please learn what a mammy looks like before more stupid spills out of your mouth, thanks LENORA IS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS THAT APRON? KEEPS THE DUST OFF OF HER BLOUSE WHEN SHE’S UNCOVERING SHIT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU’D REALIZE IT And excuse me, OP? How is this hypersexualized? It’s not even sexualized, it’s just a fucking two-piece swim suit. It’s less revealing than a bikini. Fuck off. Tumblr: girls should be able to wear whatever they want!!!! Female character: shows any skin Tumblr: “Lenora looks like a mammy” what the fucking fuck? She’s just wearing a blouse and wide leg pants and holding her hair back with a scarf. Do you have literally any clue what a mammy looks like?Literally what makes her a mammy? The fact that she’s wearing clothes that cover her up and has an apron swung around her back? So if she wears too few clothes she sexualized but if she wears too many clothes she’s a mammy? What the hell do you want? I swear y’all clutch your pearls more than old Baptist grandmothers at the slightest hint to the existence of boobs or butts or anything even the tiniest bit revealing of skin on any part of the body.And yeah it’s a good thing white girls in Pokémon never get their skin revealed everGet off Tumblr and find an actual problem.

Clothes, Fucking, and Gif: Bend
thathighclassbitch:
asprodente:

darkvioletcloud:

trilllizard666:

ilyvbs:

popipo12345:

ilyvbs:
nessa but she isn’t hypersexualized and her back makes sense
“Nintendo always gives their black female characters revealing outfits!!!!”
Lenora, Pokemon Black and White
Iris, Pokemon Black and White
Twintelle, ARMS

if anyone’s got any other examples, feel free to add on.

HOW IS NOT OVERSEXUALIZED
also lenora looks like a mammy iris is the only fucking one with an okay design
how about you listen to black people when they try to tell you shit huh

“Lenora looks like a mammy”
….please learn what a mammy looks like before more stupid spills out of your mouth, thanks

LENORA IS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
THAT APRON? KEEPS THE DUST OFF OF HER BLOUSE WHEN SHE’S UNCOVERING SHIT
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU’D REALIZE IT

And excuse me, OP? How is this hypersexualized? It’s not even sexualized, it’s just a fucking two-piece swim suit. It’s less revealing than a bikini. Fuck off.

Tumblr: girls should be able to wear whatever they want!!!!
Female character: shows any skin
Tumblr:

“Lenora looks like a mammy” what the fucking fuck? She’s just wearing a blouse and wide leg pants and holding her hair back with a scarf. Do you have literally any clue what a mammy looks like?Literally what makes her a mammy? The fact that she’s wearing clothes that cover her up and has an apron swung around her back? So if she wears too few clothes she sexualized but if she wears too many clothes she’s a mammy? What the hell do you want? I swear y’all clutch your pearls more than old Baptist grandmothers at the slightest hint to the existence of boobs or butts or anything even the tiniest bit revealing of skin on any part of the body.And yeah it’s a good thing white girls in Pokémon never get their skin revealed everGet off Tumblr and find an actual problem.

Clothes, Fucking, and Gif: Bend
thathighclassbitch:
asprodente:

darkvioletcloud:

trilllizard666:

ilyvbs:

popipo12345:

ilyvbs:
nessa but she isn’t hypersexualized and her back makes sense
“Nintendo always gives their black female characters revealing outfits!!!!”
Lenora, Pokemon Black and White
Iris, Pokemon Black and White
Twintelle, ARMS

if anyone’s got any other examples, feel free to add on.

HOW IS NOT OVERSEXUALIZED
also lenora looks like a mammy iris is the only fucking one with an okay design
how about you listen to black people when they try to tell you shit huh

“Lenora looks like a mammy”
….please learn what a mammy looks like before more stupid spills out of your mouth, thanks

LENORA IS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
THAT APRON? KEEPS THE DUST OFF OF HER BLOUSE WHEN SHE’S UNCOVERING SHIT
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU’D REALIZE IT

And excuse me, OP? How is this hypersexualized? It’s not even sexualized, it’s just a fucking two-piece swim suit. It’s less revealing than a bikini. Fuck off.

Tumblr: girls should be able to wear whatever they want!!!!
Female character: shows any skin
Tumblr:

“Lenora looks like a mammy” what the fucking fuck? She’s just wearing a blouse and wide leg pants and holding her hair back with a scarf. Do you have literally any clue what a mammy looks like?Literally what makes her a mammy? The fact that she’s wearing clothes that cover her up and has an apron swung around her back? So if she wears too few clothes she sexualized but if she wears too many clothes she’s a mammy? What the hell do you want? I swear y’all clutch your pearls more than old Baptist grandmothers at the slightest hint to the existence of boobs or butts or anything even the tiniest bit revealing of skin on any part of the body.And yeah it’s a good thing white girls in Pokémon never get their skin revealed everGet off Tumblr and find an actual problem.

thathighclassbitch: asprodente: darkvioletcloud: trilllizard666: ilyvbs: popipo12345: ilyvbs: nessa but she isn’t hypersexualized and ...