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Money, Pressure, and Wow: chibird hobbies by chibird my ripped stamp collection! don't have to be you good at your hobby it doesn't have to be productive or useful wow, do you have on Insta? it's been a few months! nope! CHIBIRD you don't have to your hobby doesn't need to make money or fame do it consistently your hobby just needs to make you happy! There can be a lot of pressure to make your hobby into *something". But your hobby doesn't have to be anything but a hobby! Do things because you enjoy it, and don't worry about having to make it more than that Some kind words from the magnificent Chibird!

Some kind words from the magnificent Chibird!

Gif, Sex, and Date: 17:21 Kellie YOU MATCHED WITH KELLIE ON 04/09/2019 You must be today's date because you're 3/10 Do you have dyslexia? I put the sex in dyslexia Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10

Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10

Creepy, Gif, and Lesbians: So, I know it's a standard Tinder question but I have to ask-are you a serial killer, and if so do you have reason for it? Only a serial killer would ask if serial killer. was Wednesday 8:28 PM Naw, I wouldn't be able to handle the hours. Unless you were looking for a colleague serial killer to bond with... I was going to say the latter but Wednesday 9:13 PM Hypotheticals it is then. If I you were a serial killer, what would be your M.O.? That you are a man. I'd want to be a siren. Ooooh, I like it, somehow you made that not creepy. I am impressed. Do Sirens work on lesbians as well? Aw damn. I have failed. Ummm, no. Idk. Maybe? Wednesday 9:44 PM This sounds like a slightly problematic writting prompt in a freshman creative writting class. You can still kill me if you want, especially the straight white kind. They are pretty underrepresented in the serial killer victim market That is the sweetest thing a complete stranger has ever said to me Ya, just put some sad music in your playlist...or set... or whatever sirens do. Haaa okay So on a scale of 1-5 how would you rate my creepiness? Wednesday 10:33 PM Either O or 10. I cant read non-verbal in text conversations. On a scale of 1-5. I am 98% enjoying the banter, but 1.5% of me is irrationally scared that I just invited you to murder me Wednesday 11:04 PM Do you think this conversation would hold up in court? No, but hopefully it will hold up on reddit Lol... Let me know what sub you decide to post this on I'm pretty sure if it gets enough Karma, it becomes a legal document and will hold up in court. Fingers crossed Type a message... GIF In the untimely event of my death…start here

In the untimely event of my death…start here

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I can also exit Vim.

Best Friend, Love, and Best: "This year Santa, lask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my friend, the Brain." "He is honest and very hard-working, and only wants what's best for the world But he is only greeted with defeat "He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard." "So please, take anything that you? have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, the Brain." "Love, Pinky." "P.S. By any chance do you have in that big old bag of yours... the world?" Yay for the Brain

Yay for the Brain

Baseball, Boo, and Cute: Sammi Thursday 11:51 AM Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a witty pick up line for it Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send it to your friends and laugh about it Thursday 12:24 PM That will be perfect Ummmm cereal! Thursday 1:14 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 9:44 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 1:00 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 10:44 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now. You're SO smooth Tuesday 11:02 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 11:57 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch. Also, yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion Today 2.14 AM What about going bowling? I know we're avoiding strikes but we'll have to make an exception because you're a serious 10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to send one back my way but that'd break the scoring system Today 9:47 AM I don't mean to drive you batty with all of the date suggestions... but a haunted house may be better. The way you can come up with all of these is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be scared by the ghouls in the haunted house than being ghosted by you. Today 10:03 AM A haunted house with you would be a frighteningly good time. Fear not about ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do is calling you "boo". Today 11:31 AM I'm dead hence why you're calling me "boo" Before you die, can I grab your number?? Today 1:44 PM :) Type a message... GIF Turning ghosting in my favor

Turning ghosting in my favor

Best Friend, Love, and Best: "This year Santa, lask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my friend, the Brain." "He is honest and very hard-working, and only wants what's best for the world But he is only greeted with defeat "He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard." "So please, take anything that you? have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, the Brain." "Love, Pinky." "P.S. By any chance do you have in that big old bag of yours... the world?" Yay for the Brain via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2lNpyFB

Yay for the Brain via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2lNpyFB

Best Friend, Love, and Best: "This year Santa, lask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my friend, the Brain." "He is honest and very hard-working, and only wants what's best for the world But he is only greeted with defeat "He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard." "So please, take anything that you? have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, the Brain." "Love, Pinky." "P.S. By any chance do you have in that big old bag of yours... the world?" Yay for the Brain

Yay for the Brain

Baseball, Cute, and Puns: LTE 175% 7:15 Sammi Ummmm cereal! Thursday 1:14 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 9:44 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 1:00 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 10:44 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now. You're SO smooth Tuesday 11:02 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 11:57 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch. Also, yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion I’ve been outdone

I’ve been outdone

Tumblr, Uber, and Blog: Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 'Cuz this is outta batteries Uber Humor Bob Loblaw Law Blog failnation: Officer…that’s a hairdryer

failnation: Officer…that’s a hairdryer

Money, How, and Got: How much money do you have in your wallet right now? Ме: t @PunHubOnine How much money you got?

How much money you got?

I Bet, School, and House: Thanos @Slim_Thanos "When are you graduating?" "What have you studied?" "Do you have a house?" "I bet you're as intelligent as you were in high school and doing a great course"

God, Oh My God, and Imgur: badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear. A dump of cleverness - Imgur

A dump of cleverness - Imgur

Easter, Gif, and Heaven: N%令l 61% 5:20 AT&T Brailyn Sun, Sep 1, 6:36 PM Would you like to experience the second coming? i sure would my lord Sun, Sep 1, 6:58 PM You can't enter Heaven until Jesus enters you. Sun, Sep 1, 7:37 PM i'll take all of you within me jesus Go ahead and make me a stiff for three days. oh that won't be a problem my dear lord and savior You must first be on your knees before you can accept the lord. me knees will be bruised from praising you I'm not going to be beating around the bush. my bush will be burning for you Easter comes once a year, how often do you? as many as you'd like, my lord, for my body is yours Get ready for my resERECTION tonight. crucify me daddy They say I have magic hands, want to find out? i've run out my guy They say I can speak in toungs, want to see if it will make you scream? omf how do you have so many of these Type a message... GIF For y'all that liked my Jesus profile.

For y'all that liked my Jesus profile.

Memes, Wednesday, and Warhammer: Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Master, The Great Devourer? Small Warhammer Wednesday dump, rest of the memes were eaten.

Small Warhammer Wednesday dump, rest of the memes were eaten.

Crying, Not Crying, and Sorry: m sorry |Do you have a magic spell to return Someone Why dent you ife? tell me about them? oh No. Will that bring them back? For us. For a little While different Stories are a Knd of megic. mna Twistwood Aug 31 at 12:18 AM. A short story i drew based on words by A Small Fiction on twitter. awesomacious: I’m not crying, you’re crying

awesomacious: I’m not crying, you’re crying

Family, Friends, and Gif: 9:23 YOU MATCHED WITE SN 9/14/19 Good morning here a couple months ago and know no one so friends would be nice I just moved Today 9:08 PM ig I'm clearing my Wicked add me on tinder Snapchat? I'm one of those annoying people that don't use any social media Unless snap counts My snap is for close friends No problem. You can just text me if you want? My phone number is for family, work and another important stuff. Okay. Do you have an address or PO Box? I can write you letters Sent Type a message Send GIF She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

Target, The Office, and Tumblr: Do you have a question, Kelly? Yeah, 0 have a lot of questions Number one How dare you? ** ** femestella:Mindy Kaling: I Felt Embarrassed For Being the Diversity Hire on ‘The Office’

femestella:Mindy Kaling: I Felt Embarrassed For Being the Diversity Hire on ‘The Office’

Community, Dating, and Kfc: 1989 It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years Now All Games Casual OGames I Love You, Colonel Sanders A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator Community Hub OLOVE VUU COLONEL SANDERS STEWAR terte Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find outt Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting. ALLE No ur Anything for a feliow chet ASE DATE Sep 24, 2019 EVELOPEN PLISHER Psyop KFC Popularuserdefned tags for ths product Suion Caus Inde Veul Novel My friend asked me to post this here

My friend asked me to post this here

Be Like, Candy, and Fucking: brbjellyfishing Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn't just my lane. It's my fucking highway. Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek 'Stay in your lane,' NRA tells doctors who want to reduce gun deaths nbcnews.com/health/health-... via @nbcnews Ann Coulter O @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn't just my lane. It's my fucking highway.twitter.com/drjudymelinek/... Cathleen London MD @DrChaya We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. twitter.com/ drjudymelinek/... 11/11/18, 8:53 AM fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!! mimikyu-kun doctors in tweets be like Fma healer, but...

Books, Love, and Wow: Oh, I love reading too! Do you have any favorite books? Yes. 1984. Wow, so many! l'm gonna stop you right there

Outta, How, and Idea: Sir, do you have any idea how fastyou were going? 'Cuz this is outta batteries

Gif, Smooth, and Lamborghini: 9:59 Gmail < Hannah Today 9:28 PM Damn. Do you have a favourite place? Costa Rica, but that'Ill probably drop to second after I've visited your place Today 9:48 PM Damn that was smooth Don't worry it gets rough Does it really? Safe word is Lamborghini Isnt that a bit too long? You'll be saying that once I drop my pants How are you this smooth Send Type a message GIF (« Smooth

Smooth

I Bet, School, and House: Thanos @Slim_Thanos "When are you graduating?" "What have you studied?" "Do you have a house?" "I bet you're as intelligent as you were in high school and doing a great course"

Dank, Memes, and Target: Repost this image around everywhere Dut every time you do, you have to add something to it. Mogr Dew it by grren8702 MORE MEMES

Dew it by grren8702 MORE MEMES

America, World, and Idea: The whole world: Americans should switch to the metric system America: we cant do that, do you have any idea aow stupid that would make us look2 Ber ) We’re in too deep

We’re in too deep

Blessed, Huh, and Meme: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' @oscarewilde the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement @oscarewilde utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person @oscarewilde i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? @oscarewilde Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil. That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears andican barely hear them. Imaintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow @oscarewilde Ireach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing @oscarewilde still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will you take The Pencil? @oscarewilde they Always take the pencil ifynny.co Tap to see the meme

$Blessed, Huh, and Meme: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' @oscarewilde the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement @oscarewilde utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person @oscarewilde i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? @oscarewilde Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil. That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears andican barely hear them. Imaintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow @oscarewilde Ireach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing @oscarewilde still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will you take The Pencil? @oscarewilde they Always take the pencil ifynny.co Tap to see the meme$