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Dm: I know people need this right now. If anyone need to talk just dm me
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Dm: me irl by DM-ME-STEAM-KEYS MORE MEMES
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Dm: thesassypigs: How cute little piggy 💕Credit to respective owner(s) DM for credit
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Dm: Troll bros, but most especially my fellow bros who had to move because of quarantine: how you handling loneliness? by Toxic_Orange_DM MORE MEMES
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Dm: epicdndmemes: When the Old DM is a player for the New DM
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When the Old DM is a player for the New DM

epicdndmemes: When the Old DM is a player for the New DM

Dm: epicdndmemes: How does a Locothan Hexblade Warlock/Artillerist Artificier sound, DM?
Dm: epicdndmemes:

How does a Locothan Hexblade Warlock/Artillerist Artificier sound, DM?

epicdndmemes: How does a Locothan Hexblade Warlock/Artillerist Artificier sound, DM?

Dm: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
Dm: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

Dm: battlecrazed-axe-mage: vigarath: ayriath: sensicalabsurdities: miatasenpai: island-delver-go: 8bitmickey: tanoraqui: threefeline: creepsandcrawlers: jelloapocalypse: dastardlypineapple: probablyottrpgideas: strangestquarkwave: professorsparklepants: vigarath: Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian. Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter. “Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.” https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass FUCK ME  the reveal video “CHRIS??????” “Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.” Always reblog Y'gathok DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40* Wow that DM really goes above and beyond Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today! Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!! One year ago today, this boy was revealed. And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds! Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style
Dm: battlecrazed-axe-mage:

vigarath:

ayriath:

sensicalabsurdities:

miatasenpai:

island-delver-go:

8bitmickey:

tanoraqui:

threefeline:

creepsandcrawlers:

jelloapocalypse:

dastardlypineapple:

probablyottrpgideas:

strangestquarkwave:

professorsparklepants:

vigarath:
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.


“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????” 


“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”


Always reblog Y'gathok

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*


Wow that DM really goes above and beyond


Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today! 
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!


Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style

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Dm: epicdndmemes: DM Buffering. Please wait for roleplay to continue.
Dm: epicdndmemes:

DM Buffering. Please wait for roleplay to continue.

epicdndmemes: DM Buffering. Please wait for roleplay to continue.

Dm: epicdndmemes: DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.
Dm: epicdndmemes:

DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.

epicdndmemes: DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.

Dm: epicdndmemes: Being a DM is hard
Dm: epicdndmemes:

Being a DM is hard

epicdndmemes: Being a DM is hard

Dm: epicdndmemes: DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.
Dm: epicdndmemes:

DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.

epicdndmemes: DM to the party: You hear a floorboard creak as you enter the tavern.

Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.
Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.

Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3
Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3

Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2
Dm: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

Dm: epicdndmemes: This is actually a really cool idea, I’ll probably ask my DM to have since fun with this
Dm: epicdndmemes:

This is actually a really cool idea, I’ll probably ask my DM to have since fun with this

epicdndmemes: This is actually a really cool idea, I’ll probably ask my DM to have since fun with this

Dm: epicdndmemes: I was shopping around for a golem to patrol the halls when the DM asked me if I realised what exactly i was building.
Dm: epicdndmemes:

I was shopping around for a golem to patrol the halls when the DM asked me if I realised what exactly i was building.

epicdndmemes: I was shopping around for a golem to patrol the halls when the DM asked me if I realised what exactly i was building.