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Divorces: When your wife divorces you I don't feel so good. <p>I don’t feel so good&hellip; via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2jAvWvg">https://ift.tt/2jAvWvg</a></p>
Divorces: When your wife divorces you
 I don't feel so good.
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Divorces: My wite and Iwere watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were In bed l turned to her and sald. 'Do you want to have Sex No,'she answered I then said, is that your final answer? She didn't even look at me this time, sim卩ly saying. Yes Sol said. Then I'd like to phone a friend And that's when the fight staried I took my wite to a restaurant The walter for some reason, took my order first 'lI have the rumpsteak, rare, please He said, "Aren't you worrled about the mad cow? Nah, she can order for herselt And that's when the fight started My wife andI were sitting at a table at her high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table l asked her. "Do you know him? Yes" she sighed He's my old boyfriend. Iunderstand he took to drinking right after we spiit up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since My God I said, Who would think a person couid go on celebrating that long? And that's when the light started. My wite sat down next to me as I was lipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV? I sald, "Dust And that's when the fight started My wite was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming annversary She sald, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 t0 150 in about 3 seconds Ibought her a bathroom scale And that's when the fight started My wite was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirrer She was not happy with what she saw and sald to me I feel horrible: Ilook old lat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment I replied, Your eyesight's damn near periect And that's when the light started. I rear-ended a car this morning the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF He looked up at me and said 1am NOT Happy So I said, Well.which one ARE you then And that's when the fight staried One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift The next year. I didn't buy her a gitt When she asked me why. I replied Well you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year And that's when the light started. <p>Why Divorces Exist</p>
Divorces: My wite and Iwere watching
 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were In bed
 l turned to her and sald. 'Do you want to have Sex
 No,'she answered
 I then said, is that your final answer?
 She didn't even look at me this time, sim卩ly saying. Yes
 Sol said. Then I'd like to phone a friend
 And that's when the fight staried
 I took my wite to a restaurant
 The walter for some reason, took my order first
 'lI have the rumpsteak, rare, please
 He said, "Aren't you worrled about the mad cow?
 Nah, she can order for herselt
 And that's when the fight started
 My wife andI were sitting at a table at her high school
 reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging
 his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table
 l asked her. "Do you know him?
 Yes" she sighed
 He's my old boyfriend. Iunderstand he took to drinking
 right after we spiit up those many years ago
 and I hear he hasn't been sober since
 My God I said, Who would think a person couid go on
 celebrating that long?
 And that's when the light started.
 My wite sat down next to me as I was lipping channels.
 She asked, "What's on TV?
 I sald, "Dust
 And that's when the fight started
 My wite was hinting about what she wanted for our
 upcoming annversary
 She sald, "I want something shiny that goes
 from 0 t0 150 in about 3 seconds
 Ibought her a bathroom scale
 And that's when the fight started
 My wite was standing nude
 looking in the bedroom mirrer
 She was not happy with what she saw and sald to me
 I feel horrible: Ilook old lat and ugly.I really need you
 to pay me a compliment
 I replied, Your eyesight's damn near periect
 And that's when the light started.
 I rear-ended a car this morning
 the start of a REALLY bad day!
 The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF
 He looked up at me and said 1am NOT Happy
 So I said, Well.which one ARE you then
 And that's when the fight staried
 One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a
 cemetery plot as a Christmas gift
 The next year. I didn't buy her a gitt
 When she asked me why. I replied
 Well you still haven't used the
 gift I bought you last year
 And that's when the light started.
<p>Why Divorces Exist</p>

<p>Why Divorces Exist</p>

Divorces: 0o AT&T 6:42 PM o 78% Q Search Russell Williams Thursday at 8:24 PM . Since I am a pastor of a southern Baptist church please allow me to weigh in on the case of Kim Davis, the lady in Kentucky who refuses to issue a marriage licenses to a same sex couple. First: This is not a case of the government forcing anyone to violate their religious belief. She is free to quit her job. If she quits her job to honor God surely God would take care of her. Second: This is not a case of someone trying to uphold the sanctity of marriage. If she wanted to uphold the sanctity of marriage she should not have been married four different times. If she is worried about her name being affixed to a marriage license that goes against a biblical definition of marriage, she should not have her name on the last three marriage licenses given to her. News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More oo AT&T 6:42 PM Q Search a biblical definition of marriage, she should not have her name on the last three marriage licenses given to her. Third: This seems to be a case of someone looking to cash in on the religious right. Churches all across the south will throw money at her to come and tell congregations how the evil American government put her in jail because of her faith in Jesus. This is why we are losing This is why people have such disdain for evangelicals. Not because we disagree but because we don't take the bible seriously. If ever there was a case of "he who is without sin cast the first stone", this is it. If ever there was a "take the log out of your eye" moment, this is it. We must stop looking to the government to make America a Christian utopia. Our kingdom is not of this world We must abandon all thoughts of fixing others and let Jesus fix us. News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More OO AT&T 6:42 PM Q Search This is why we are losing This is why people have such disdain for evangelicals. Not because we disagree but because we don't take the bible seriously. If ever there was a case of "he who is without sin cast the first stone", this is it. If ever there was a "take the log out of your eye" moment, this is it. We must stop looking to the government to make America a Christian utopia. Our kingdom is not of this world We must abandon all thoughts of fixing others and let Jesus fix us. If we want sanctity of marriage then stop cheating, stop having affairs, stop looking at porn, stop getting divorces. That is the way for the church to stand up for the biblical definition of marriage, not by someone martyring their self-righteous self. Share 23 people like this News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More <p>THIS. It sums up my thoughts perfectly.</p>
Divorces: 0o AT&T
 6:42 PM
 o 78%
 Q Search
 Russell Williams
 Thursday at 8:24 PM .
 Since I am a pastor of a southern Baptist
 church please allow me to weigh in on the
 case of Kim Davis, the lady in Kentucky who
 refuses to issue a marriage licenses to a same
 sex couple.
 First: This is not a case of the government
 forcing anyone to violate their religious belief.
 She is free to quit her job. If she quits her job
 to honor God surely God would take care of
 her.
 Second: This is not a case of someone trying
 to uphold the sanctity of marriage. If she
 wanted to uphold the sanctity of marriage she
 should not have been married four different
 times. If she is worried about her name being
 affixed to a marriage license that goes against
 a biblical definition of marriage, she should not
 have her name on the last three marriage
 licenses given to her.
 News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More

 oo AT&T
 6:42 PM
 Q Search
 a biblical definition of marriage, she should not
 have her name on the last three marriage
 licenses given to her.
 Third: This seems to be a case of someone
 looking to cash in on the religious right.
 Churches all across the south will throw money
 at her to come and tell congregations how the
 evil American government put her in jail
 because of her faith in Jesus.
 This is why we are losing
 This is why people have such disdain for
 evangelicals.
 Not because we disagree but because we
 don't take the bible seriously. If ever there was
 a case of "he who is without sin cast the first
 stone", this is it. If ever there was a "take the
 log out of your eye" moment, this is it.
 We must stop looking to the government to
 make America a Christian utopia. Our kingdom
 is not of this world
 We must abandon all thoughts of fixing others
 and let Jesus fix us.
 News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More

 OO AT&T
 6:42 PM
 Q Search
 This is why we are losing
 This is why people have such disdain for
 evangelicals.
 Not because we disagree but because we
 don't take the bible seriously. If ever there was
 a case of "he who is without sin cast the first
 stone", this is it. If ever there was a "take the
 log out of your eye" moment, this is it.
 We must stop looking to the government to
 make America a Christian utopia. Our kingdom
 is not of this world
 We must abandon all thoughts of fixing others
 and let Jesus fix us.
 If we want sanctity of marriage then stop
 cheating, stop having affairs, stop looking at
 porn, stop getting divorces. That is the way for
 the church to stand up for the biblical definition
 of marriage, not by someone martyring their
 self-righteous self.
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<p>THIS. It sums up my thoughts perfectly.</p>

<p>THIS. It sums up my thoughts perfectly.</p>