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Bad, Definitely, and Dude: 4 hrs - One step closer to fixing this mistake, and only a couple weeks left of Barry's regime. 2017 is already looking up LIVE SENATE BUDGET RESOLUTION & HEALTH CARE LAW REPEAL SIMPLE MAJORITY NEEDED TO ADVANCE CSPAN2 RESOLUTION YES NO 48 C-span-org Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare C-SPAN.ORG Like Comment Share Really cool of you to treat those of us who need the assistance provided by the ACA with such disregard. Really sells that whole underlying theme of republicans acting like vindictive cunts for every percieved slight at the hands of democrats these past eight years. Its a party that now openly celebrates the misfortune of others while simultaneously patting themselves on the back for making "progress Like Reply 4-4 hrs Jesus where to start? First, were talking about Obamacare, not the ACA. Secondly, my health insurance is through the ACA, so l'm definitely not the kind of person to look down on others for needing help I'm just saying I'm glad this is finally happening because Obamacare was a faiure from the start. Remember healtcare.gov?!! All of this was the brain child of liberals and they couldn't even get the site to run right, so why should any of us have had faith they could get socialized healthcare right? We didnt and they couldnt. Again, it was a mistake that is finally being fixed. Like Reply 4 hrs Wait, . If You're on Obamacare why the fuck are you celebrating the outcome of this vote? If the Republicans get what they want, you'll lose your insurance Like Reply 4 hrs I'm not on Obamacare. My health insurance is through the ACA (Affordable Care Act), which was what they had to come up with after Obamacare crashed and burned as bad as it did. So I'm gonna be fine Like Reply 4 4 hrs Holy shit.. YOU DENSE Like Reply 6 4 hrs No, seroiusly, are you fucking kidding me? THEYRE THE SAME FUCKING THING! Obamacare is just a stupid name for the ACA that Republicans came up with to make moronic voters like you automaically despise the idea of it just by hearing the name. And it fucking worked I guess. Like Reply 5 4 hrs Jesus Christ, Seriously? All this time, and you never once checked for yourself to see what was up with the whole Obamacare controversy? Didn't once bother asking if relying solely on Glenn fucking Beck for your political commentary might not be the bestuse of all the resources you have at your disposal? Like Reply 4 4 hrs You think he's going to respond? Like Reply 1-4 hrs LOL fuck no. Would you? Like Reply-d 3-4 hrs Dude, I can't even believe he hasn't deleted this whole thing yet. I would have purged this the second I realized I accidentally admitted to all my friends just how easily swayedI am by things like confirmation bias Fucking hell. This may be the best thing that happens all year, and we're only 5 days in Like Reply 4 4 hrs haha no shit right?I would have deleted my entire Facebook account by now Its made even better by just how smug he was coming across, as though he was the one who orchestrated the Senate vote, only to flat out crash and burn so badly by exposing his own ignorance memehumor: “I’m not on Obamacare…”
Bad, Definitely, and Dude: 4 hrs -
 One step closer to fixing this mistake, and only a couple weeks left of
 Barry's regime. 2017 is already looking up
 LIVE
 SENATE
 BUDGET RESOLUTION & HEALTH CARE LAW REPEAL
 SIMPLE MAJORITY NEEDED TO ADVANCE
 CSPAN2
 RESOLUTION YES
 NO
 48
 C-span-org
 Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare
 Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare
 C-SPAN.ORG
 Like Comment Share
 Really cool of you to treat those of us who need the
 assistance provided by the ACA with such disregard. Really sells that whole
 underlying theme of republicans acting like vindictive cunts for every percieved
 slight at the hands of democrats these past eight years. Its a party that now
 openly celebrates the misfortune of others while simultaneously patting
 themselves on the back for making "progress
 Like Reply 4-4 hrs
 Jesus where to start? First, were talking about
 Obamacare, not the ACA. Secondly, my health insurance is through the
 ACA, so l'm definitely not the kind of person to look down on others for
 needing help
 I'm just saying I'm glad this is finally happening because Obamacare
 was a faiure from the start. Remember healtcare.gov?!! All of this was
 the brain child of liberals and they couldn't even get the site to run right,
 so why should any of us have had faith they could get socialized
 healthcare right? We didnt and they couldnt.
 Again, it was a mistake that is finally being fixed.
 Like Reply 4 hrs
 Wait, . If You're on Obamacare why the fuck are you
 celebrating the outcome of this vote? If the Republicans get what they
 want, you'll lose your insurance
 Like Reply 4 hrs
 I'm not on Obamacare. My health insurance is through
 the ACA (Affordable Care Act), which was what they had to come up
 with after Obamacare crashed and burned as bad as it did. So I'm
 gonna be fine
 Like Reply 4 4 hrs
 Holy shit..
 YOU
 DENSE
 Like Reply 6 4 hrs
 No, seroiusly, are you fucking kidding me?
 THEYRE THE SAME FUCKING THING! Obamacare is just a stupid
 name for the ACA that Republicans came up with to make moronic
 voters like you automaically despise the idea of it just by hearing the
 name. And it fucking worked I guess.
 Like Reply 5 4 hrs
 Jesus Christ,
 Seriously? All this time, and you never
 once checked for yourself to see what was up with the whole
 Obamacare controversy? Didn't once bother asking if relying solely on
 Glenn fucking Beck for your political commentary might not be the
 bestuse of all the resources you have at your disposal?
 Like Reply 4 4 hrs
 You think he's going to respond?
 Like Reply 1-4 hrs
 LOL fuck no. Would you?
 Like Reply-d 3-4 hrs
 Dude, I can't even believe he hasn't deleted this
 whole thing yet. I would have purged this the second I realized I
 accidentally admitted to all my friends just how easily swayedI am by
 things like confirmation bias
 Fucking hell. This may be the best thing that happens all year, and
 we're only 5 days in
 Like Reply 4 4 hrs
 haha no shit right?I would have deleted my entire
 Facebook account by now
 Its made even better by just how smug he was coming across, as
 though he was the one who orchestrated the Senate vote, only to flat
 out crash and burn so badly by exposing his own ignorance
memehumor:

“I’m not on Obamacare…”

memehumor: “I’m not on Obamacare…”

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9gag, Marijuana, and Air: VIA 9GAG.COM
Burning a pile of uprooted illegal marijuana seedlings for disposal in open air

Burning a pile of uprooted illegal marijuana seedlings for disposal in open air

Advice, Clothes, and Fire: You are in war, a man has offered to grant yeu choices, which one do you choose? Warrior Archer (Go down 2) Archeri The king is 5km/3.1miles away, killing him is the key to victory, however, if you miss one shot at the king and he notices you, you will be killed immediately, aim for the king? (Yes) Go down 2 Go down 3 Warrior: The king is 4km/2.4 miles away after slaughtering weaker enemy troops to allow your allies to proceed, you see an enemy soldier by your feet, you can get to him without being spotted, what do you do? (Change into his clothes and go straight ahead) Go down 2 (Ignore the soldier and go by another route to get closer to the king) Go dowm 4 Archer: You miss the king but managed to destroy an important enemy commander by an arrow through the heart. Your king sends some some soldiers to aid you in battle, be it for your defense or destruction at your disposal, what shall you order them to do? (Without one of their commanders, the particular area of soldiers are possibly very vulnerable, you choose to send all your backup ahead to fight to the death) Go dowm 3 (You scatter them so the soldiers can be lured to different directions, allowing the stronger group of your allies to charge straight ahead) Go down 2 Archer: You are caught by one of the enemy soldiers, your hesitation put you in your position longer than you should have and you were found and killed Warrior: After changing into your enemy's uniform, you walked towards the enemy, which led to one of your allies killing you by an arrow through the skull EAD Archeri The stronger soldiers broke through 3/5 of the lines of defense, your army has the advantage right Advice the king to send all troops at once to swarm the enemy's castle and kill the enemy king) Go down 2 (Further soften the enemy's defenses by chipping away at its troops with a controlled number of troops) Go down 4 Warrior:You ignored the soldier and went by another route, allowing you to penetrate the iron-clad defenses. You need more backup to get through to the castle, what shall you do? (Request for backup) Go down 2 (Use an enemy's lare gun you found on the ground to call your enemy's troops there) Go down 4 Archer: You doomed your soldiers and a few enemies manage to get past, and has killed you king (Dead) Archer: The swarm only managed to get rid of the king's defenses until they were all killed in a drowning pit, the king is 1.2km away, you fire your arrow and it passes t heart, you have won the war the WarriorBackup has arrived, and you you use them as meatshields while in the castle, you manage to kill the enemy king, but people will know what you've done to do so. You have won the war Archer: The plan didn't go as well and resulted in your troops dying in vain, the enemy troops are still as strong and you know you have no hope of (Dead) Warrior: Your enemies happened to notice the trail of the flare gun before it activated, thus revealing your location and killed you. Thanks for reading this interactive comic(is it a comic?) And here's a potate Interative comic, after seeing the zombie one the other day I wanted to do one
Advice, Clothes, and Fire: You are in war, a man has offered to grant yeu
 choices, which one do you choose?
 Warrior Archer
 (Go down 2)
 Archeri The king is 5km/3.1miles
 away, killing him is the key to
 victory, however, if you miss one
 shot at the king and he notices you,
 you will be killed immediately, aim
 for the king?
 (Yes)
 Go down 2
 Go down 3
 Warrior: The king is 4km/2.4 miles
 away after slaughtering weaker enemy
 troops to allow your allies to proceed,
 you see an enemy soldier by your feet,
 you can get to him without being
 spotted, what do you do?
 (Change into his clothes and go
 straight ahead)
 Go down 2
 (Ignore the soldier and go by another
 route to get closer to the king)
 Go dowm 4
 Archer: You miss the king but
 managed to destroy an important
 enemy commander by an arrow
 through the heart. Your king sends
 some some soldiers to aid you in
 battle, be it for your defense or
 destruction at your disposal, what
 shall you order them to do?
 (Without one of their commanders,
 the particular area of soldiers are
 possibly very vulnerable, you
 choose to send all your backup
 ahead to fight to the death)
 Go dowm 3
 (You scatter them so the soldiers
 can be lured to different directions,
 allowing the stronger group of your
 allies to charge straight ahead)
 Go down 2
 Archer: You are caught by one of the
 enemy soldiers, your hesitation put
 you in your position longer than you
 should have and you were found and
 killed
 Warrior: After changing into your
 enemy's uniform, you walked
 towards the enemy, which led to one
 of your allies killing you by an arrow
 through the skull
 EAD
 Archeri The stronger soldiers broke
 through 3/5 of the lines of defense,
 your army has the advantage right
 Advice the king to send all troops at
 once to swarm the enemy's castle and
 kill the enemy king)
 Go down 2
 (Further soften the enemy's defenses
 by chipping away at its troops with a
 controlled number of troops)
 Go down 4
 Warrior:You ignored the soldier and
 went by another route, allowing you
 to penetrate the iron-clad defenses.
 You need more backup to get through
 to the castle, what shall you do?
 (Request for backup)
 Go down 2
 (Use an enemy's lare gun you found
 on the ground to call your enemy's
 troops there)
 Go down 4
 Archer: You doomed your soldiers and
 a few enemies manage to get past, and
 has killed you king (Dead)
 Archer: The swarm only managed to
 get rid of the king's defenses until they
 were all killed in a drowning pit, the
 king is 1.2km away, you fire your
 arrow and it passes t
 heart, you have won the war
 the
 WarriorBackup has arrived, and you
 you use them as meatshields while in
 the castle, you manage to kill the
 enemy king, but people will know what
 you've done to do so.
 You have won the war
 Archer: The plan didn't go as well and
 resulted in your troops dying in vain,
 the enemy troops are still as strong
 and you know you have no hope of
 (Dead)
 Warrior: Your enemies happened to
 notice the trail of the flare gun before
 it activated, thus revealing your
 location and killed you.
 Thanks for reading this interactive
 comic(is it a comic?)
 And here's a potate
Interative comic, after seeing the zombie one the other day I wanted to do one

Interative comic, after seeing the zombie one the other day I wanted to do one

Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69 dontkillbirds 40,849 FedEx dontkillbirds miau-is-me luvr4photography radiogrimshaw annathemoony soupnbananaz littleartemis radiogrimshaw radiogrimshaw ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina. So writers, take note. jesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another story entirely. So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it's better in theory than it is in practice This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks do not give. Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you. ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this #huge dicks are like communism Dicksadvice-animal.tumblr.com
Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69 dontkillbirds
 40,849
 FedEx
 dontkillbirds
 miau-is-me
 luvr4photography
 radiogrimshaw
 annathemoony
 soupnbananaz
 littleartemis
 radiogrimshaw
 radiogrimshaw
 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks do not give.
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 #huge dicks are like communism
Dicksadvice-animal.tumblr.com

Dicksadvice-animal.tumblr.com

Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69dontkillbirds+ 40,849IC dontkillbirds adiogrimshaw upnbanan littleartemis adiogrimshaw ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina So writers, take note iesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another story entirely So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it's better in theory than it is in practice This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this hu mun Dicksomg-humor.tumblr.com
Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69dontkillbirds+
 40,849IC
 dontkillbirds
 adiogrimshaw
 upnbanan
 littleartemis
 adiogrimshaw
 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina
 So writers, take note
 iesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks I do not give
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 hu
 mun
Dicksomg-humor.tumblr.com

Dicksomg-humor.tumblr.com

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Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69 2 dontkillbirds 40,849 FedEx dontkillbirds: miau-is-me: luvr4photography: radiogrimshaw annathemoony soupnbananaz littleartemis radiogrimshaw radiogrimshaw: ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina. So writers, take note. jesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches. Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow. Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER. A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another story entirely. So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it's better in theory than it is in practice. This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks do not give. Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you. ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this #huge dicks are like communism TIL my dick is extremely capitalist.omg-humor.tumblr.com
Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69 2 dontkillbirds
 40,849
 FedEx
 dontkillbirds:
 miau-is-me:
 luvr4photography:
 radiogrimshaw
 annathemoony
 soupnbananaz
 littleartemis
 radiogrimshaw
 radiogrimshaw:
 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER.
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice.
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks do not give.
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 #huge dicks are like communism
TIL my dick is extremely capitalist.omg-humor.tumblr.com

TIL my dick is extremely capitalist.omg-humor.tumblr.com