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disoriented: Shmoo shmoo woke up from her nap a little disoriented

Shmoo shmoo woke up from her nap a little disoriented

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disoriented: le dazed, le confused, le disoriented, le exhausted, le dramatique

le dazed, le confused, le disoriented, le exhausted, le dramatique

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 them to have safe sex."
 A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to
 Follow
 the hospital.
 badj.
 "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've
 heard of that in health class at school."
 He wakes up as he's being rushed through
 the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
 Men are sexy
 He looks over the display and picks up a
 package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in
 this package?
 "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.
 women are sexx
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 "No" says one of the nurses. "We're just
 The dad replies, "Those are for high school
 taking a short cut through the children's
 3,446 notes
 boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and
 one for Sunday.
 ward."
 iake
 room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
 hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've
 badj.
 Follow
 got this problem with my shoulder. I would
 be in constant agony if all I could do was
 break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
 What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder
 The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump
 who's run out of proteir
 saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with
 No whey Jose.
 his arms staked over his head and his legs
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him
 was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
 1,558 notes
 best.
 Follow
 badj. Q
 badj.
 Follow
 badj. Q
 Follow
 After the UN summit, it was really shameful
 My wife said there's no way in hell she'd ever
 I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.
 to see so many people basically openly
 allow me do doggie style.
 mocking a mentally challenged child.
 It turns out she was seeing someone else on
 the side.
 but I did it behind her back anyway.
 Though to be fair, Trump kinda had it
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 coming.
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 #nsfw
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 1,662 notes
 863 notes
 1,903 notes
 badj.
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 badj..
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 After my accident, I woke up in the hospital
 with a sexy nurse standing over me.
 My wife caught me cross-dressing and said
 it's over.
 She said, "You may not feel anything from
 the waist down."
 So l packed her things and left.
 "Fair enough," I replied, and felt her breasts.
 #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy
 #nsfw #funny #humor #jokes #lol
 #comedy
 1,924 notes
 1.179 notes
 like also jokes about child abuse, pedophilia, sexual
 assault, ableism, you name it
So bad jokes by Jeff is....not great, y’all

So bad jokes by Jeff is....not great, y’all

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disoriented: Just when a disoriented oriental is about to orient among orientals

Just when a disoriented oriental is about to orient among orientals

disoriented: AT&T LTE 4:31 PM 44% Review: 'In the Tall Grass' (Netflix Original) (2019) Based on the novella by Stephen King and Joe Hill, 'In the Tall Grass' (2019) relishes its high-concept simplicity that's strikingly alienating and intermittently atmospheric, but even the film's analogous themes of redemption, free will, and contrived, dogmatic ideologies can't salvage the film's superfluous mythology and derivative concepts that make it a lamentably bewildering and belligerent experience. The film's first act is bewitchingly inquisitive and overgrown with viable abstruseness elevated by its visually appealing and alluringly uneasy demeanor due to the film's claustrophobic and consciously repetitive cinematography, haunting musical score and sound design, and eerily commanding environmental ambiance. However, despite this promising introduction and an intriguing premise, 'In the Tall Grass' (2019) gradually surrenders its initial fascination as the film begins to introduce contrasting ideas, genres, and tones that complicate its execution and make the storytelling genuinely perplexing. Much like the film's misplaced characters and the dense grass that surrounds the film's narrative, 'In the Tall Grass' (2019) is a distorted, disoriented, and discomposed adaptation that labors in stretching it's already limited source material as the film attempts to locate a genuinely poignant supernatural thriller while trudging through a muddled, unchecked excess of elements that ultimately and unfortunately leave everyone, especially the audience, hopelessly lost. Don't be fooled and certainly avoid 'In the Tall Grass' (2019) unless the devoted Stephen King matronymic militantly beckons you to watch it. Thank This Facebook “film review” ....
disoriented: AT&T LTE
 4:31 PM
 44%
 Review: 'In the Tall Grass' (Netflix Original) (2019)
 Based on the novella by Stephen King and Joe Hill, 'In
 the Tall Grass' (2019) relishes its high-concept
 simplicity that's strikingly alienating and intermittently
 atmospheric, but even the film's analogous themes of
 redemption, free will, and contrived, dogmatic
 ideologies can't salvage the film's superfluous
 mythology and derivative concepts that make it a
 lamentably bewildering and belligerent experience.
 The film's first act is bewitchingly inquisitive and
 overgrown with viable abstruseness elevated by its
 visually appealing and alluringly uneasy demeanor due
 to the film's claustrophobic and consciously repetitive
 cinematography, haunting musical score and sound
 design, and eerily commanding environmental
 ambiance. However, despite this promising
 introduction and an intriguing premise, 'In the Tall
 Grass' (2019) gradually surrenders its initial
 fascination as the film begins to introduce contrasting
 ideas, genres, and tones that complicate its execution
 and make the storytelling genuinely perplexing. Much
 like the film's misplaced characters and the dense
 grass that surrounds the film's narrative, 'In the Tall
 Grass' (2019) is a distorted, disoriented, and
 discomposed adaptation that labors in stretching it's
 already limited source material as the film attempts to
 locate a genuinely poignant supernatural thriller while
 trudging through a muddled, unchecked excess of
 elements that ultimately and unfortunately leave
 everyone, especially the audience, hopelessly lost.
 Don't be fooled and certainly avoid 'In the Tall
 Grass' (2019) unless the devoted Stephen King
 matronymic militantly beckons you to watch it. Thank
This Facebook “film review” ....

This Facebook “film review” ....

disoriented: 78 Dazed and disoriented, Clayface rises to his feet. He is surrounded by rows of dimly lit glass display cases. Each case contains lethal weapons that belonged to Batman's greatest enemies. "Whoa!" Clayface exclaims. "Looks like you're taking too much of your work home with you, Batman." The villain trudges along the display cases, admiring the Caped Crusader's collection. Batman follows Clayface to the trophy room. "Surrender and I'll go easy on you," Batman says. "Are you kidding?" Clayface scoffs. "I've hit the jackpot! Look at all these souvenirs! I bet I could fetch a good price for them on the black market!" Batman springs into action just as Clayface smashes the nearest glass case and pulls out the huge Joker Mallet! Clayface transforms himself into the Joker. He's the spitting image of the Clown Prince of Crime! "Batter up, Batman!" the villain cackles. Turn the page. F 300 ENDINGS POSSIBLE ENINGS 11 RETURNS BY JOHN SAZAKLIS 88 As Batman and Ro turns into a puddle of behind them. Then he pushes the Dynamic Du CLAYFACE "It's a great day for a CLARMFAGE Batman and Robin fa the cold water below. Th reaches out and grabs a j right hand. He stops his f rock face. Using his lightning-fas Knight grabs Robin with nick of time. "Nice catch! "Thanks." Clayface pounds his fi The monstrous mud m the rock face under ther chunks of stone. A bould directly toward the Dyna SUPER CONICS BATMAN YoU CHOOSE teach secrets Tips tricks and hacks to help you level u A tribute to CA PATAN FIESSSEE This upside down book
disoriented: 78
 Dazed and disoriented, Clayface rises to his
 feet. He is surrounded by rows of dimly lit glass
 display cases. Each case contains lethal weapons
 that belonged to Batman's greatest enemies.
 "Whoa!" Clayface exclaims. "Looks like you're
 taking too much of your work home with you,
 Batman." The villain trudges along the display
 cases, admiring the Caped Crusader's collection.
 Batman follows Clayface to the trophy room.
 "Surrender and I'll go easy on you," Batman says.
 "Are you kidding?" Clayface scoffs. "I've hit the
 jackpot! Look at all these souvenirs! I bet I could
 fetch a good price for them on the black market!"
 Batman springs into action just as Clayface
 smashes the nearest glass case and pulls out the
 huge Joker Mallet!
 Clayface transforms himself into the Joker.
 He's the spitting image of the Clown Prince of
 Crime!
 "Batter up, Batman!" the villain cackles.
 Turn the page.
 F 300
 ENDINGS
 POSSIBLE
 ENINGS
 11
 RETURNS
 BY JOHN SAZAKLIS
 88
 As Batman and Ro
 turns into a puddle of
 behind them. Then he
 pushes the Dynamic Du
 CLAYFACE
 "It's a great day for a
 CLARMFAGE
 Batman and Robin fa
 the cold water below. Th
 reaches out and grabs a j
 right hand. He stops his f
 rock face.
 Using his lightning-fas
 Knight grabs Robin with
 nick of time. "Nice catch!
 "Thanks."
 Clayface pounds his fi
 The monstrous mud m
 the rock face under ther
 chunks of stone. A bould
 directly toward the Dyna
 SUPER
 CONICS
 BATMAN
 YoU CHOOSE
 teach
 secrets
 Tips tricks and hacks
 to help you level u
 A tribute to
 CA
 PATAN
 FIESSSEE
This upside down book

This upside down book

disoriented: TIL that NASA has been launchingjellyfish into space since the 90's Originally 2,478 were sent up and there were 60,000 orbiting Earth by the mission's end 20 years later. The jellyfish that have returned reportedly 'hate life on Earth. via reddit.com foundation-of-anime-monsters Eldridge Go you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an horror alotteofchar I want to know how they decided that they hate life on earth repent-zoomer Tmean, who doesn't soaringsearingphoenix The "jellyfish that have returned" are the offspring of the ones sent up; they "hate life on Earth" because they were born into a world without gravity - no direction, different kinds of pressure, so when they return they have trouble adapting and (according to the Read More in the source) "Jellyfish babies, at least, have to deal with massive vertigo on Earth after spending their first few days in space," which you can tell because you can measure how disoriented a jellyfish is compared with norma behavior. TL;DR your cthulu is an infant with a migraine mysticorset I have SO MANY questions, re:the jellyfish space habitat. Imean I guess it's probablyjust an I read it the first several times as the jellyfish were just floating in open airtight aquarium on board the ISS, but space apathetic-revenant tbh when I read "NASA has been launching jellyfish into space for years" my initial mental image was just NASA with a giant slingshot flinging jellyfish after jellyfish into the void 23+ Wonderful Tumblr Posts That Are Way Damn Funny
disoriented: TIL that NASA has been launchingjellyfish into space since the 90's
 Originally 2,478 were sent up and there were 60,000 orbiting Earth by the
 mission's end 20 years later. The jellyfish that have returned reportedly
 'hate life on Earth.
 via reddit.com
 foundation-of-anime-monsters
 Eldridge
 Go you want to birth an
 Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an
 horror
 alotteofchar
 I want to know how they decided that they hate life on earth
 repent-zoomer
 Tmean, who doesn't
 soaringsearingphoenix
 The "jellyfish that have returned" are the offspring of the ones sent up;
 they "hate life on Earth" because they were born into a world without
 gravity - no direction, different kinds of pressure, so when they return they
 have trouble adapting and (according to the Read More in the source)
 "Jellyfish babies, at least, have to deal with massive vertigo on Earth after
 spending their first few days in space," which you can tell because you can
 measure how disoriented a jellyfish is compared with norma behavior.
 TL;DR your cthulu is an infant with a migraine
 mysticorset
 I have SO MANY questions, re:the jellyfish space habitat.
 Imean I guess it's probablyjust an
 I read it the first several times as the jellyfish were just floating in open
 airtight aquarium on board the ISS, but
 space
 apathetic-revenant
 tbh when I read "NASA has been launching jellyfish into space for years"
 my initial mental image was just NASA with a giant slingshot flinging
 jellyfish after jellyfish into the void
23+ Wonderful Tumblr Posts That Are Way Damn Funny

23+ Wonderful Tumblr Posts That Are Way Damn Funny