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Coolio, Friends, and Lol: Today at 4:07 PM
 09/28/2019
 ye
 lol
 I'm just good at last minute homework finishing
 Today at 4:14 PM
 do my homework for me
 09/28/2019
 TRIED TO call
 V me AFTER ONLY 10 MIN
 lol
 I wish I could do that
 OF
 MESSAGING ME.
 Today at 4:14 PM
 You missed a call from
 that lasted a few seconds. 09/28/2019
 Depends on what it is
 i suck at alot of stuff
 09/28/2019
 entertain me
 Today at 4:14 PM
 lol
 orgy lol
 09/28/2019
 Today at 4:14 PM
 hm?
 sorry i was talking to my mom
 T HESE ARE RANDOM SNIPETS
 OF OUR CONVERSATIONS.
 Today at 4:14 PM
 nooo00
 just a paper ughhh
 Today at 4:22 PM
 INVITES ME TO HANG OUT WITH
 HER
 hows your character
 Today at 8:57 PM
 FRIENDS
 Coolio l'll let you know when and where we all decide c:
 When we all*
 Today at 4:23 PM
 Also would you like to grab some coffee with me tomorrow and work on some homework? It's
 he's an evil vampire slaying hobbit
 okay if you say no, just be aware that I might cry. Haha, just kidding
 Today at 4:24 PM
 4.
 Today at 9:08 PM
 thats epic
 as friends, sure
 I love it
 Today at 9:18 PM
 Today at 4:27 PM
 Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.
 yeah he's pretty cool
 Clyde BOT Today at 9:18 PM
 Today at 4:27 PM
 Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you
 disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from
 friends, or you were blocked by the recipient.
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Alive, Ass, and Beard: THE VIRGIN SPACE WOLVES THE CHAD DARK ANGELS Manly scent of secrets and Rides in the galaxy's second largest biker gang THE CHAD THOUSAND SONS incense Majestic color scheme to match his space wizard powers Turns into a furry if he gets Unkempt beard >700 years old and already balding too angry Inquisition knows all about his secrets; doesn't care as long as he's loyal Always has a plan, nobody knows what it is until he's won Bros with the Grey Knights Successfully prevented the Changeling from freeing the Fallen Planet fucked up by the Still more scared of battle and purged by the Grey Knights, still vaccuum cleaners than the Thousand Sons in use Bullies other chapters because he knows he can't be as good Grey Knights kicked his ass for doing chaos shit with the ""Spirits of Fenris"" Battles are carefully coordinated and executed flawlessly Beer gut from partying all the time in his stupid viking hut Rides a magic frisbee Fall of Caliban: Epic tale of betrayal and shame that he spends every day of his chadly life atoning for Siege of Fenris: Needed the Unforgiven and the Inquisition to save his ass, Baby blue armor with bone and fur glued on Kickass robes and cowls, still look like monastic order of knights used chaos artifacts. Won tactically but lost hard strategically Goes out with Tzaangor buddies on the weekends to prank Mortarion Still basically a legion through successor chapter organization so he can pretend to be codex compliant, Inquisition is chill about it Burning of Prospero: Horus tricked Russ into getting mad and fucking up the library planet, no honor for the victors On all levels except physical, I am a traitor legion Hangs out with Watchers in the Dark and throws them "b-bro no really Russ is alive in the warp he's not a daemon prince of Khorne bro it's not like that" bread crumbs Can't think strategically; only good at charges and Prospero being reclaimed as a direct consequence of sacrifcing an entire planet in the Fenris system last stands Does whatever the fuck he wants, nobody gives a shit because he's so cool Smells like a wet dog fleas Whole fucking planet gets ripped apart by the warp, gets several new ones and a baller mobile fortress-monastery Crazy powerful sorceror commanding an army of haunted armor with his mind Has a pet wolf or something Cut out the middleman and sold his soul to the Changer of El'Jonson won the duel instead of a vehicle Just sayin Ways himself Used as a puppet by Tzeentch since the The Lion is alive and ready to kick ass as soon Heresy as he's needed Russ is actually alive but is too embarrassed by his furry kids to come back Magnus the Red is a huge-ass daemon primarch now and is fucking shit up on a galactic scale (which is probably going to be soon) "What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know..."
Alive, Ass, and Beard: THE VIRGIN SPACE WOLVES
 THE CHAD DARK ANGELS
 Manly scent of secrets and
 Rides in the galaxy's second largest
 biker gang
 THE CHAD THOUSAND SONS
 incense
 Majestic color scheme to match
 his space wizard powers
 Turns into a furry if he gets
 Unkempt beard
 >700 years old and
 already balding
 too angry
 Inquisition knows all about his secrets; doesn't
 care as long as he's loyal
 Always has a plan, nobody knows what it is
 until he's won
 Bros with the Grey Knights
 Successfully prevented the
 Changeling from freeing the
 Fallen
 Planet fucked up by the
 Still more scared of
 battle and purged by
 the Grey Knights, still
 vaccuum cleaners than
 the Thousand Sons
 in use
 Bullies other chapters
 because he knows he
 can't be as good
 Grey Knights kicked his ass
 for doing chaos shit with the
 ""Spirits of Fenris""
 Battles are carefully coordinated and
 executed flawlessly
 Beer gut from partying all
 the time in his stupid
 viking hut
 Rides a magic frisbee
 Fall of Caliban: Epic tale of betrayal and
 shame that he spends every day of his
 chadly life atoning for
 Siege of Fenris: Needed the Unforgiven
 and the Inquisition to save his ass,
 Baby blue armor with bone
 and fur glued on
 Kickass robes and cowls, still look
 like monastic order of knights
 used chaos artifacts. Won tactically but
 lost hard strategically
 Goes out with Tzaangor buddies on
 the weekends to prank Mortarion
 Still basically a legion through successor chapter
 organization so he can pretend to be codex compliant,
 Inquisition is chill about it
 Burning of Prospero: Horus tricked Russ into
 getting mad and fucking up the library
 planet, no honor for the victors
 On all levels except physical,
 I am a traitor legion
 Hangs out with Watchers in
 the Dark and throws them
 "b-bro no really Russ is alive in the warp
 he's not a daemon prince of Khorne bro it's not like that"
 bread crumbs
 Can't think
 strategically; only
 good at charges and
 Prospero being reclaimed as a
 direct consequence of sacrifcing
 an entire planet in the Fenris system
 last stands
 Does whatever the fuck he wants, nobody
 gives a shit because he's so cool
 Smells like a wet dog
 fleas
 Whole fucking planet gets
 ripped apart by the warp, gets several new
 ones and a baller mobile fortress-monastery
 Crazy powerful sorceror commanding
 an army of haunted armor with his mind
 Has a pet
 wolf or something
 Cut out the middleman and
 sold his soul to the Changer of
 El'Jonson won the duel
 instead of a vehicle
 Just sayin
 Ways himself
 Used as a puppet by
 Tzeentch since the
 The Lion is alive and ready to kick ass as soon
 Heresy
 as he's needed
 Russ is actually alive but is too embarrassed by
 his furry kids to come back
 Magnus the Red is a huge-ass daemon primarch now and is fucking shit up on a galactic scale
 (which is probably going to be soon)
"What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know..."

"What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know..."

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A Dream, Avon, and Clothes: September 16 -
 Don't get offended! IF THIS IS YOU PLEEEEEEASE explain to me why
 you'll buy candles from Yankee Candles, but not from a , Scentsy, Pink
 Zebra, Country Scents, MojiLife or Gold Canyon rep?!
 You'll buy jewelry from Walmart, Claire's, Spencer's, Cato's, Kohl's, but not
 from a Paparazzi consultant or The trendy jewelry shop?
 You'll buy makeup &' beauty products from Ulta, but not from a Acti Labs,
 Bellame, Perfectly Posh, Red Aspen, LimeLife, Mary Kay, SenGence
 (lipsense), Avon, Farmasi, or Younique rep?!
 You'll buy supplements, protein bars, vitamins, or shakes from GNC and
 Walmart, but not CTFO, Modere, Le-Vel, Advocare, ItWorks rep, Revital U,
 or BeachBody or Truvision.
 You'll go to the nail salon, but not buy a $11 set of nails from a Color Street,
 or NZ Nails rep.
 You'll buy clothes &' bags from Target, but you've never tried a friend's
 online boutique, LulaRoe, Thirty One, or Endless Xpressions.
 You'll buy cheap cooking tools from Kohľ's, Dillard's or Walmart that don't
 cook your food evenly, not easy to use, gets so scratched up it becomes
 unusable or breaks in a week! Instead of buying from Pampered Chef.
 Why are we, as a society, so apt to support big retailers, but not our family &
 friends?!
 Yes, I realize sometimes pricing is the factor, but remember you get what
 you pay for.
 Direct sales companies sell the best of their products & the purchase comes
 with great customer service through your rep!
 I challenge each of you to purchase one thing from a friend this week
 instead of from a store! Just one thing!!
 That one thing is helping your friend support his or herself and a dream!
 Shop small businesses. Don't think, just do it
 I have SCENTSY covered:
 Crazyscentlady.com
 Also, feel free to share.
 OLadies, drop your links in the comments, then copy and paste on your
 own timeline.
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Somebody better tell her before I do

Bad, Books, and England: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Dystopian trains
Bad, Books, and England: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it
 canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where
 the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leonfroid
 could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine:
 "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their
 controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy
 nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up."
 "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell
 Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont
 Publishing, 1963.
 LOK
 This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch,
 daisydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 zidanexv
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book
 form.
 the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever.
 shulamithbond
 On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally
 one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It
 was chilling.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series
 applied the same scenario to an invented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff".
 "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice."
 "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few
 spills?"
 "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed."
 "Hahaha!"
 "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!"
 "W-w-why? What did he do?!"
 "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind
 our shed. He'll never move again."
 deducecanoe
 This is so fucked up
 unclewhisky
 No, listen.
 Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other
 Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
 Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the
 engines to think.
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
 Railway Management cares about you.
 Trust Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 A coralinethepaganangel
 Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
 Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 320,440 notes
Dystopian trains

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 Plus, if you plan to sell products you really need to
 test as many products as possible.
 When you go to check out select the credit card
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 The PayPal option is being wonky.
 People can shop from you immediately after you
 Sign up and you'll get 50% commission from them.
 People can sign up to be on your team
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 Ps make sure you tell them not to use PayPal.
 Pss the bonuses you'll get for building a team is
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 Theres an intro video I did if you're on the fence
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Bad, Books, and England: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Thomas and his friends
Bad, Books, and England: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it
 canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where
 the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leonfroid
 could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine:
 "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their
 controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy
 nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up."
 "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell
 Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont
 Publishing, 1963.
 LOK
 This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch,
 daisydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 zidanexv
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book
 form.
 the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever.
 shulamithbond
 On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally
 one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It
 was chilling.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series
 applied the same scenario to an invented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff".
 "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice."
 "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few
 spills?"
 "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed."
 "Hahaha!"
 "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!"
 "W-w-why? What did he do?!"
 "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind
 our shed. He'll never move again."
 deducecanoe
 This is so fucked up
 unclewhisky
 No, listen.
 Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other
 Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
 Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the
 engines to think.
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
 Railway Management cares about you.
 Trust Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 A coralinethepaganangel
 Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
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Thomas and his friends

Thomas and his friends

Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse
 S eternal-savvy-blog Follow
 sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all
 light and swim over the void.
 ract facts-i-just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats
 up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV
 and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over
 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in
 that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it,
 killing everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of
 chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would
 kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end
 there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black
 tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen
 ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the
 nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils
 and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning,
 the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb
 (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city
 blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this-
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize
 hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material
 mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound
 known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the
 brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can
 be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within
 hours.
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you
 would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city,
 and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it
 would look pretty cool.
 - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit
 This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept
 believing even as it got ridiculous.
 Source: sixpenceee
 260,387 notes
 ifunny.ce
This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.

This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.