This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before...
Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this p...
I texted him right away and we have our fourth date tomorrow
A super quick funny thing because angst has been my main lately. An illustration of this great post:
Well big oof by Parkingjas
Well big oof via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ogU1wT
Well big oof
Separated - but still there
I’d like to think that Dick provides emotional support via phone sometimes =v=
They’re calling by the thousands
They’re calling by the thousands by sayknow
Don’t worry fam, I got the tow truck on speed dial.
Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her t...
Mad lad quality?
Mad lad quality? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2GxhAr7
Mad lad quality? by just-a-simple-memer
Imagine using a slider tho
Pocket Dial by Professional_Year
That’s one smart student.
Not all heroes wear capes… some have coats
Not all heroes wear capes some have coats
Not all heroes wear capes some have coats via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RGB4QR
Try and bring a smile to their dial
shesacarnivaaal:On speed dial
Enter your phone number
The dial tone really makes this lmao
Rock on doggo
That kid’s going places
*dial-up noises* (via xcnfvbv)
“Haha I have no problem doing that for you, queen!” by MGLLN
My bio said I was good at fake sneezing