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definitely: ballet-royale: midnight-spectrum-again: thesaltofcarthage: festivefeathers: safifonhasstrel: bundibird: jehovahhthickness: biggest-gaudiest-fish: lipsredasroses: mayothefirst: madamehearthwitch: thegrimmlovely: riskpig: endangeredslug: riskpig: teamseabreeze: recycled-soul: skywritingg: iloveyournudity: cuntsoloud-ishere: pizzaforpresident: This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!! This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes. WHAT? The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read. WHAT????? Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books? Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies. https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL This is very true lol Yo what the f u c k not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing. What the fuck I’m ace but here you guys go

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definitely: This image will definitely blow up by Captain-Murica4 MORE MEMES

This image will definitely blow up by Captain-Murica4 MORE MEMES

definitely: This image will definitely blow up

This image will definitely blow up

definitely: You can definitely find someone better

You can definitely find someone better

definitely: cumaeansibyl: copperbadge: jmathieson-fic: carbon-ate: please listen to this guy from Chicago ague with this snake @copperbadge a) This dude has definitely either broken up a fight at 2am outside a bar in Little Warsaw or legit used the phrase “But he’s okay, he’s South Side Irish” to vouch for someone, probably both b) The whole thing is very Chicago but the MOST Chicago part of this entire video is where he has finally seen the snake off into the brush and calls, “Take it easy, buddy, sorry to ruin your afternoon!” before the film cuts out. “It’s not like that, all right? We’re keepin it civil” Chicago has a kind of benevolent belligerence that I really enjoy like who else is going to call a snake a “delicate bastard”

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definitely: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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definitely: I will definitely make sure to buy one when it comes out.

I will definitely make sure to buy one when it comes out.

definitely: Lady definitely flying down a mountain with no green screen used at all

Lady definitely flying down a mountain with no green screen used at all

definitely: Definitely the best start to a convo I’ve ever had.

Definitely the best start to a convo I’ve ever had.

definitely: blastedking: This definitely did NOT happened! 😂 (srsly, it’s fun, but unfortunately in Universe the situation is a bit too grim for this silliness) This is to make up for the fact that I barely draw any of the Powerwolf guys besides Attila in the comic 😔

blastedking: This definitely did NOT happened! 😂 (srsly, it’s fun, but unfortunately in Universe the situation is a bit too grim for thi...

definitely: That’s definitely my pc ??

That’s definitely my pc ??

definitely: Well, it’s definitely survival of the fittest!

Well, it’s definitely survival of the fittest!

definitely: We all looked at eachother with the look that says it definitely won the round

We all looked at eachother with the look that says it definitely won the round

definitely: We all looked at eachother with the look that says it definitely won the round

We all looked at eachother with the look that says it definitely won the round

definitely: This is definitely my grandma

This is definitely my grandma

definitely: Definitely a true man

Definitely a true man

definitely: Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definitely giving him a big nope

Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definit...

definitely: spopsite:They definitely don’t like each other 😏

spopsite:They definitely don’t like each other 😏

definitely: I’ve definitely had pickup lines go better…

I’ve definitely had pickup lines go better…

definitely: Definitely all the same person. #Memes #Actress #MargotRobbie

Definitely all the same person. #Memes #Actress #MargotRobbie

definitely: carasynthias: …with all the AT-ST stuff, Jurassic is definitely a really great reference for that—when you’re on the run from a monster in close proximity and that monster is 30 feet high. So that was something I was keenly aware of.Bryce Dallas Howard, director, The Mandalorian | Episode 4: Sanctuary

carasynthias: …with all the AT-ST stuff, Jurassic is definitely a really great reference for that—when you’re on the run from a monster...

definitely: Definitely not a crikey moment by YoureInTheBush MORE MEMES

Definitely not a crikey moment by YoureInTheBush MORE MEMES

definitely: Definitely not a crikey moment

Definitely not a crikey moment

definitely: This is me definitely

This is me definitely

definitely: positive-memes:Definitely put a smile on my face

positive-memes:Definitely put a smile on my face

definitely: Watch out what you wish for, because you’ll definitely get it

Watch out what you wish for, because you’ll definitely get it

definitely: Definitely the same thing

Definitely the same thing

definitely: The Glasses I Definitely Need To Get Me Through This Year

The Glasses I Definitely Need To Get Me Through This Year

definitely: this is definitely gonna be me

this is definitely gonna be me

definitely: Definitely the most lethal by JayZGatsby MORE MEMES

Definitely the most lethal by JayZGatsby MORE MEMES

definitely: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222

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definitely: The Glasses I Definitely Need To Get Me Through This Year

The Glasses I Definitely Need To Get Me Through This Year

definitely: Definitely put a smile on my face

Definitely put a smile on my face

definitely: this is most definitely my moms reaction

this is most definitely my moms reaction

definitely: We're not even sure if puns are good. But we definitely like them sometimes. #puns #lol #memes #dadjokes #lol

We're not even sure if puns are good. But we definitely like them sometimes. #puns #lol #memes #dadjokes #lol

definitely: They definitely won’t notice…..

They definitely won’t notice…..

definitely: Definitely showed him 😐 by MGLLN MORE MEMES

Definitely showed him 😐 by MGLLN MORE MEMES

definitely: python programmers can definitely relate to it

python programmers can definitely relate to it

definitely: legitimatelala: a-snarling-slytherin: satanstrousers: sweaterkittensahoy: leaper182: jenovaii: littlekiwi37-archive: nicole-coenen: Women Self Defense in 1947 I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening. … msties is it just me or is this familiar? Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before. Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on. crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you The cheerful music makes it even better Exactly the music sets it off

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definitely: maxburgiv: emo-space-trash: danithedoommagnet: ourofin: ourofin: What your headache is tellin you I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines 1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better.2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples. This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have i thought this image was a shitpost at first

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definitely: pancoleon: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and not Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany That picture is edited. She’s definitely not playing Wolfenstein.

pancoleon: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and n...

definitely: She is definitely not invited by Blizzard13x MORE MEMES

She is definitely not invited by Blizzard13x MORE MEMES

definitely: mersephesie: “are you a thief because u stole my heart and also half a millions worth of jewellery and we caught u on camera and it’s definitely you”

mersephesie: “are you a thief because u stole my heart and also half a millions worth of jewellery and we caught u on camera and it’s...

definitely: bahoryell: mockwa: Beethoven — Fur Chiken #this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

bahoryell: mockwa: Beethoven — Fur Chiken #this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumb...

definitely: You look like you could use some memes. Yeah, you definitely need these memes. #Memes #Entertainment

You look like you could use some memes. Yeah, you definitely need these memes. #Memes #Entertainment

definitely: livelaughlovematters: BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE HAND CRANK MUSIC BOX. THIS WILL DEFINITELY MAKE A LOVELY AND MEANINGFUL GIFT FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! => AVAILABLE HERE <=

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definitely: YouTube is definitely a guilty pleasure of ours, but damn those YouTubers sure do love the attention! #Memes #YouTube #Entertainment

YouTube is definitely a guilty pleasure of ours, but damn those YouTubers sure do love the attention! #Memes #YouTube #Entertainment

definitely: florapatite: rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs: sassy-echidna: Aka men on the bachelor have no taste I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

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definitely: epicjohndoe: You May Not Need These Things, But You’ll Definitely Want Them Pretty Badly

epicjohndoe: You May Not Need These Things, But You’ll Definitely Want Them Pretty Badly

definitely: This is definitely me

This is definitely me

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