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    Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Online now
 7 miles away

 BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Online now
 1 7 miles away
 5th annual 4th of July BBQ June 30th from1
 until ? Why do 90% of u think this is an orgy?
 t's not t's open to all Is it because I'm on this
 app? I try to invite all types of people men,
 women, gay, bi, str8, trans doesn't matter to
 me.
 Height
 Weight
 Ethnicity
 Body Type
 6'0"
 240 lbs
 White
 Stocky
 Gender
 Man

 BBQ not n ORGY
 7 miles away
 Sun, Jun 17
 Hey
 2:47 PM
 Today
 I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
 from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
 chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
 vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
 your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
 provided. Please feel free to bring ur
 wife, partner or just a date. This
 party is open to men, women,
 families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
 unknown.
 3:48 PM
 Say something
<p><a href="https://thatniceblackguy.tumblr.com/post/175645368224/gonefashion-psyducked-heterophobiac-this" class="tumblr_blog">thatniceblackguy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://gonefashion.tumblr.com/post/175596157986/psyducked-heterophobiac-this-is-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">gonefashion</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/175355835587/heterophobiac-this-is-the-most-bizarre-yet-pure" class="tumblr_blog">psyducked</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://heterophobiac.tumblr.com/post/175349472997/this-is-the-most-bizarre-yet-pure-thing-ive-ever" class="tumblr_blog">heterophobiac</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr</p></blockquote>

<p>Are you going?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="715"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04aba772aa294b74f639a07b3f0804a5/tumblr_inline_pbff308mE11qeelgr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="715"/></figure><p>and look what he said</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1404" data-orig-width="1530"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e827584c7558645c31feefd2eefa3445/tumblr_inline_pbff3hCAiq1qeelgr_540.png" data-orig-height="1404" data-orig-width="1530"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ">https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>This just made my day a bit better</p></blockquote>

<p>“Not an orgy” 😂😂😂</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Online now
 7 miles away

 BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Online now
 1 7 miles away
 5th annual 4th of July BBQ June 30th from1
 until ? Why do 90% of u think this is an orgy?
 t's not t's open to all Is it because I'm on this
 app? I try to invite all types of people men,
 women, gay, bi, str8, trans doesn't matter to
 me.
 Height
 Weight
 Ethnicity
 Body Type
 6'0"
 240 lbs
 White
 Stocky
 Gender
 Man

 BBQ not n ORGY
 7 miles away
 Sun, Jun 17
 Hey
 2:47 PM
 Today
 I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
 from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
 chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
 vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
 your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
 provided. Please feel free to bring ur
 wife, partner or just a date. This
 party is open to men, women,
 families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
 unknown.
 3:48 PM
 Say something
<p><a href="https://thatniceblackguy.tumblr.com/post/175645368224/gonefashion-psyducked-heterophobiac-this" class="tumblr_blog">thatniceblackguy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://gonefashion.tumblr.com/post/175596157986/psyducked-heterophobiac-this-is-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">gonefashion</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/175355835587/heterophobiac-this-is-the-most-bizarre-yet-pure" class="tumblr_blog">psyducked</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://heterophobiac.tumblr.com/post/175349472997/this-is-the-most-bizarre-yet-pure-thing-ive-ever" class="tumblr_blog">heterophobiac</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr</p></blockquote>

<p>Are you going?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="715"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04aba772aa294b74f639a07b3f0804a5/tumblr_inline_pbff308mE11qeelgr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="715"/></figure><p>and look what he said</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1404" data-orig-width="1530"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e827584c7558645c31feefd2eefa3445/tumblr_inline_pbff3hCAiq1qeelgr_540.png" data-orig-height="1404" data-orig-width="1530"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ">https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>This just made my day a bit better</p></blockquote>

<p>“Not an orgy” 😂😂😂</p>
                
            

            
            
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    America, News, and Shit: 4G
 17:26
 notyourexrotic
 t' ill 60%
 2:07 PM
 Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 Follow 5 hrs a
 2
 3
 Citizenship
 4
 So i just got this message when i attempted to
 update my voter registration
 Voter Info
 Additional Info
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 Citizenship Information
 I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American
 passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the
 Department of safety and homeland security to
 update all information, last time i did was 2 years
 ago when i needed a copy of my social security
 card
 Fields marked with are required fields
 According to records at the Department of Safety and
 Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United
 States. If you recently became a citizen, your record
 has not yet been updated with the Tennessee
 Department of Safety. Please enter your date of
 citizenship and your naturalization number below. If
 you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this
 application.
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that
 shit now
 Something is happening
 update
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses.
 update 2
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the
 Department of homeland security and safety, i was
 told by the representative that he didn't know what
 was happening and would like to refer me to an
 immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes.
 The office closed in 17 minutes.
 I will try again on Monday.
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!
 If you believe you have reached this screen in error,
 please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850
 4959
 Date of U.S. Citizenship:*
 Naturalization Number:
 Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS
 website is listing them as "not a citizen"
 From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 So i just got this message when i attempted to update
 my voter registration
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.

 4G
 17:26
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport
 I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of
 safety and homeland security to update all information,
 last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of
 my social security card
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee
 check your status now!!
 https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration
 Something is happening
 *update*
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes

 4G
 17:26
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes
 I will try again on Monday
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!
 clover1982
 This is not a drill
 clover1982
 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists
 /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an
 assumption-of-permanence
 Fuente: notyourexrotic
 21,978 notas
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, News, and Shit: 4G
 17:26
 notyourexrotic
 t' ill 60%
 2:07 PM
 Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 Follow 5 hrs a
 2
 3
 Citizenship
 4
 So i just got this message when i attempted to
 update my voter registration
 Voter Info
 Additional Info
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 Citizenship Information
 I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American
 passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the
 Department of safety and homeland security to
 update all information, last time i did was 2 years
 ago when i needed a copy of my social security
 card
 Fields marked with are required fields
 According to records at the Department of Safety and
 Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United
 States. If you recently became a citizen, your record
 has not yet been updated with the Tennessee
 Department of Safety. Please enter your date of
 citizenship and your naturalization number below. If
 you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this
 application.
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that
 shit now
 Something is happening
 update
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses.
 update 2
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the
 Department of homeland security and safety, i was
 told by the representative that he didn't know what
 was happening and would like to refer me to an
 immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes.
 The office closed in 17 minutes.
 I will try again on Monday.
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!
 If you believe you have reached this screen in error,
 please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850
 4959
 Date of U.S. Citizenship:*
 Naturalization Number:
 Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS
 website is listing them as "not a citizen"
 From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 So i just got this message when i attempted to update
 my voter registration
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.

 4G
 17:26
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport
 I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of
 safety and homeland security to update all information,
 last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of
 my social security card
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee
 check your status now!!
 https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration
 Something is happening
 *update*
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes

 4G
 17:26
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes
 I will try again on Monday
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!
 clover1982
 This is not a drill
 clover1982
 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists
 /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an
 assumption-of-permanence
 Fuente: notyourexrotic
 21,978 notas
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
                
            

            
            
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                




    America, News, and Shit: 4G
 17:26
 notyourexrotic
 t' ill 60%
 2:07 PM
 Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 Follow 5 hrs a
 2
 3
 Citizenship
 4
 So i just got this message when i attempted to
 update my voter registration
 Voter Info
 Additional Info
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 Citizenship Information
 I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American
 passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the
 Department of safety and homeland security to
 update all information, last time i did was 2 years
 ago when i needed a copy of my social security
 card
 Fields marked with are required fields
 According to records at the Department of Safety and
 Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United
 States. If you recently became a citizen, your record
 has not yet been updated with the Tennessee
 Department of Safety. Please enter your date of
 citizenship and your naturalization number below. If
 you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this
 application.
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that
 shit now
 Something is happening
 update
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses.
 update 2
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the
 Department of homeland security and safety, i was
 told by the representative that he didn't know what
 was happening and would like to refer me to an
 immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes.
 The office closed in 17 minutes.
 I will try again on Monday.
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!
 If you believe you have reached this screen in error,
 please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850
 4959
 Date of U.S. Citizenship:*
 Naturalization Number:
 Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS
 website is listing them as "not a citizen"
 From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 So i just got this message when i attempted to update
 my voter registration
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.

 4G
 17:26
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport
 I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of
 safety and homeland security to update all information,
 last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of
 my social security card
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee
 check your status now!!
 https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration
 Something is happening
 *update*
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes

 4G
 17:26
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes
 I will try again on Monday
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!
 clover1982
 This is not a drill
 clover1982
 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists
 /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an
 assumption-of-permanence
 Fuente: notyourexrotic
 21,978 notas
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, News, and Shit: 4G
 17:26
 notyourexrotic
 t' ill 60%
 2:07 PM
 Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 Follow 5 hrs a
 2
 3
 Citizenship
 4
 So i just got this message when i attempted to
 update my voter registration
 Voter Info
 Additional Info
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 Citizenship Information
 I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American
 passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the
 Department of safety and homeland security to
 update all information, last time i did was 2 years
 ago when i needed a copy of my social security
 card
 Fields marked with are required fields
 According to records at the Department of Safety and
 Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United
 States. If you recently became a citizen, your record
 has not yet been updated with the Tennessee
 Department of Safety. Please enter your date of
 citizenship and your naturalization number below. If
 you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this
 application.
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that
 shit now
 Something is happening
 update
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses.
 update 2
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the
 Department of homeland security and safety, i was
 told by the representative that he didn't know what
 was happening and would like to refer me to an
 immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes.
 The office closed in 17 minutes.
 I will try again on Monday.
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!
 If you believe you have reached this screen in error,
 please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850
 4959
 Date of U.S. Citizenship:*
 Naturalization Number:
 Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS
 website is listing them as "not a citizen"
 From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo
 So i just got this message when i attempted to update
 my voter registration
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.

 4G
 17:26
 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005
 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the
 ceremony.
 I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport
 I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of
 safety and homeland security to update all information,
 last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of
 my social security card
 So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee
 check your status now!!
 https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration
 Something is happening
 *update*
 I have confirmed others that are having this issue.
 Folks, this is Not a drill!!
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes

 4G
 17:26
 Check your statuses
 update 2*
 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department
 of homeland security and safety, i was told by the
 representative that he didn't know what was happening
 and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer
 The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17
 minutes
 I will try again on Monday
 Until then, i am taking my passport with me
 Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!
 clover1982
 This is not a drill
 clover1982
 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists
 /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an
 assumption-of-permanence
 Fuente: notyourexrotic
 21,978 notas
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
                
            

            
            
"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
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 GF) )>
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 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
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                Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
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 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
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 7
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    Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC
 uihew Moore MedireondentT
 guys who move to London n a nat
 Theyre
 even
 Church of England once The sketch show, which
 television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS
 nHele o ce sa oho sa
 resticulate. Of course, not
 same
 estimate, Peter
 share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit
 feels like you're not breaking any new
 ground or telling or a new story then
 like Monty Python that feature
 goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not
 bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu
 ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have
 omedy stars from John Cleese and
 auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e
 head of comedy said
 brand of comedy that
 modern eyes. What, you
 outraged prelates have
 by the BBCtoday, the
 Headded Its about how originalthe
 yoice you have, rather than what school
 of which are now more
 than 50 years old, have
 many years of laughter
 Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau-
 unveiled by the BBC
 Henry birthday special hosted by Sir
 Trevor McDonald and a
 lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the
 hit their sell-by date.
 Nowadays, Monty
 honing their craft at Cambridge
 Comment
 live Hal-
 Footlights, but thenational broadcaster
 Monty Python. If the
 surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how
 5o
 now looking for more diversity
 senes
 Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from
 The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three
 has also handed three pilots to ri
 gave a break to Tim
 omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many
 well. Ask any
 innovative back in the
 Sixties, it doesn't look that
 age of 30 like me can sit
 through nonsense about
 Bill Oddie, who went on to form The
 and Olivia Colman
 nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms
 dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a
 Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz-
 ia, the Welsh coming-of-age
 story In My Skin by Kayleigh
 Peter Cook, Emma Thompson
 had the groundlings
 splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a
 changed. Monty Python
 dead parrot and raise
 ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave
 on which a lot of its
 and
 success depended. It
 reflect that bishops of the
 James Marriott is
 metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney
 faced, however hard the
 show Tash and EBie by Natasi
 Demetriou and Ellie Whit
 Last year the media res
 lator Ofcom told the BBC
 seems almost quaint to
 The Times
 vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g
 llen, controller of BBC comedy
 e who reflect modern
 world and have got something to say
 that's different and we haven't seen
 The show's stars, David Mitchell and
 Robert Webb, were both members of
 the Footlights comedy group at Cam
 His, comments came as the BBC range of
 its
 led a seri
 mes fronted by female and ethnic
 es of new comedy pro-
 ge
 been told When you look at the ones
 recent comedies) that have done well
 caster's shows as too tr
 tional and risk-averse
 Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent
 ting against teenagers who happenedto
 win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in-
 fr Allen cited recent BBC Three
 etch show Fiamalam, which has an all-
 ack cast
 orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of
 ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win-
 t as an example of how the
 April that a row overal
 35
 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set
 s The Young Offenders
 in a deprived Cotswolds village, and
 ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show,
 pres
 resign.
 ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC
 "If a sitcom comes in about three
 ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers
 versity, were not a priority for the BBC
 going to be a diverse
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote>
<p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC
 uihew Moore MedireondentT
 guys who move to London n a nat
 Theyre
 even
 Church of England once The sketch show, which
 television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS
 nHele o ce sa oho sa
 resticulate. Of course, not
 same
 estimate, Peter
 share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit
 feels like you're not breaking any new
 ground or telling or a new story then
 like Monty Python that feature
 goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not
 bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu
 ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have
 omedy stars from John Cleese and
 auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e
 head of comedy said
 brand of comedy that
 modern eyes. What, you
 outraged prelates have
 by the BBCtoday, the
 Headded Its about how originalthe
 yoice you have, rather than what school
 of which are now more
 than 50 years old, have
 many years of laughter
 Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau-
 unveiled by the BBC
 Henry birthday special hosted by Sir
 Trevor McDonald and a
 lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the
 hit their sell-by date.
 Nowadays, Monty
 honing their craft at Cambridge
 Comment
 live Hal-
 Footlights, but thenational broadcaster
 Monty Python. If the
 surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how
 5o
 now looking for more diversity
 senes
 Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from
 The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three
 has also handed three pilots to ri
 gave a break to Tim
 omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many
 well. Ask any
 innovative back in the
 Sixties, it doesn't look that
 age of 30 like me can sit
 through nonsense about
 Bill Oddie, who went on to form The
 and Olivia Colman
 nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms
 dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a
 Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz-
 ia, the Welsh coming-of-age
 story In My Skin by Kayleigh
 Peter Cook, Emma Thompson
 had the groundlings
 splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a
 changed. Monty Python
 dead parrot and raise
 ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave
 on which a lot of its
 and
 success depended. It
 reflect that bishops of the
 James Marriott is
 metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney
 faced, however hard the
 show Tash and EBie by Natasi
 Demetriou and Ellie Whit
 Last year the media res
 lator Ofcom told the BBC
 seems almost quaint to
 The Times
 vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g
 llen, controller of BBC comedy
 e who reflect modern
 world and have got something to say
 that's different and we haven't seen
 The show's stars, David Mitchell and
 Robert Webb, were both members of
 the Footlights comedy group at Cam
 His, comments came as the BBC range of
 its
 led a seri
 mes fronted by female and ethnic
 es of new comedy pro-
 ge
 been told When you look at the ones
 recent comedies) that have done well
 caster's shows as too tr
 tional and risk-averse
 Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent
 ting against teenagers who happenedto
 win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in-
 fr Allen cited recent BBC Three
 etch show Fiamalam, which has an all-
 ack cast
 orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of
 ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win-
 t as an example of how the
 April that a row overal
 35
 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set
 s The Young Offenders
 in a deprived Cotswolds village, and
 ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show,
 pres
 resign.
 ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC
 "If a sitcom comes in about three
 ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers
 versity, were not a priority for the BBC
 going to be a diverse
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote>
<p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
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