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Memes, Date, and Link: When you shave your junk for a
date and she cancels
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Beautiful, Bitch, and Club: Ebrahim Aseem
@EbrahimAseem
Instead of asking for a pic of her
body ask for a pic of the book
shes reading. Buy it, text her the pic
Have a book club date & converse.
Turn the pages of her mind. W
8/7/18, 7:42 AM
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Good afternoon beautiful. What
book are you reading today?
Today 5:13 PM
What
What book are you reading so
we can read it together<3
Delivered
Bitch l ain't reading a book
These girls only want one thing. And it’s disgusting.
These girls only want one thing. And it’s disgusting.
Disappointed, Love, and Mood: russiacore:
childishvivid:
russiacore:
gokuma:
mood
shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been waiting there for 30 minutes already and shes experiencing intrusive thoughts about being unlovable and is dissociating
Don’t project that negativity onto her!!! She’s just sitting in a cafe on a Sunday morning, she ordered her coffee and her date is still at the counter waiting for the scones she ordered for the both of them. She’s just a lil disappointed at how slow the customer service is, but she won’t complain about it ‘cause she knows they’re doing their best.
thank you so much i love you with all my heart
russiacore: childishvivid: russiacore: gokuma: mood shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been wa...
Life, Date, and Girl Memes: I really like this one, I really, really like this
one I'm going to treat this first date like an
interview for the rest of my life with the
man of my dreams
..
LR
3 drinks later:
@OldEnoughToHoeBetter
2 drinks later* ( @oldenoughtohoebetter )
2 drinks later* ( @oldenoughtohoebetter )
Comfortable, Memes, and Best: nobodyontheice:
peach94
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really
long nap with me
Scientifically and psychologically
speaking, long periods of physical
contact or just closeness stimulate
chemicals in the brain that promote
trust. If you've ever slept while
cuddling somebody you just met,
you know how incredibly comfortable
you feel with them after you wake
up, as if you've known each other for
years. So yes, a long nap together is
actually the ideal date if your goal is
a relationship based on trust.
this took an unintentionally scientific turn but yes naps n cuddles r the best
this took an unintentionally scientific turn but yes naps n cuddles r the best
Club, Instagram, and Meme: Ebrahim Aseem
@EbrahimAseem
Instead of asking for a pic of her
body
ask for a pic of the book
she's reading. Buy it, text her the pid
Have a book club date & converse.
Turn the pages of her mind.
8/7/18, 7:42 AM
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂
Funny, Date, and Drive: If you're too broke to
take her out on a date
go hiking and eat her
out on top of a
mountain
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Halloween, Memes, and Work: Grace
Brace4Grace
Me meeting my Hinge date for the
first time on Halloween...1 think this
may work out
TV
And I’m still waiting here for someone to ask me out on Halloween... Get @Hinge now, link in bio.
And I’m still waiting here for someone to ask me out on Halloween... Get @Hinge now, link in bio.
