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Brains, Gif, and Jail: 2:40 1 can I be frank with you Неу Sun, Oct 20, 7:19 AM Yeah sure? what's up? Sun, Oct 20, 2:39 PM I'm not really trying to date or anything, I'm robbing a bank and need an attractive female to distract the overweight guard on night duty for 12 mins and 37 seconds. Compensation will be provided. Are you in or out Sun, Oct 20, 4:09 PM In. i've been told i can be very distracting. Mon, Oct 21, 2:45 PM Thank you, finally someone worthy Ok here's the plan we rob the Ok here's the plan we rob the bank and then we fuck each other's brains out Mon, Oct 21, 3:54 PM Money and a good fuck? you're really speaking my language Wed, Oct 23, 1:17 AM What happens if we get caught in the act Wed, Oct 23, 2:26 AM looks like i'm going to jail naked then Wed, Oct 23, 1:49 PM I'd like to see you in handcuffs Wed, Oct 23, 2:15 PM i'd like to be put in handcuffs Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! Found a co-conspirator

Found a co-conspirator

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 99 ljust want someone to take me out. Like on a date or with a sniper? Surprise me. "Writing things down" is nerdy!? What do you do? I just forget stuff like a cool person. Sometimes boys..just need to be boys. You do realize he did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though? brucewaynehomeforangrychildren:~~ batfam/b99 screenshot redraw ~~

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Google, Hello, and Date: Make your last wish Delete my browser history Today c++ main arguments - Google Search www.google.com 4:10 PM c++ hello world - Google Search www.google.com 4:10 PM how to find element in javascript - Google Search 4:09 PM www.google G get date in javascript - Google Search www.google.com 4:09 PM G javascript for loop - Google Search www.google.com 4:09 PM Experienced programmer

Experienced programmer

Android, Food, and Twitter: 12:01 Thread 23 BretTM Retweeted cian maher @cianmahero VANS date: so what do you do me: *holding up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food 5:50 PM 12/5/19 · Twitter for Android 11K Retweets 62.5K Likes Meirl

Meirl

Tumblr, Control, and Access: AMS-02 space-pics: “A debris shield that was removed” 15 Nov 2019 from the International Space Station’s Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer (AMS) drifts away. “The debris shield was detached by the spacewalkers so they could access and begin the repairs of the AMS thermal control system.” Photo date: 15 Nov 2019 [5568x3712]

space-pics: “A debris shield that was removed” 15 Nov 2019 from the International Space Station’s Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer (AMS) drifts ...

Ass, Catfished, and Definitely: Tos pm Telstra 0 Can your job pay trom my crack addiction. Il be your friend or A more if you want to? Only if my repayment is you fuel my crack addiction My address is 122 Thomas St. Dandenong Vic 3175 So how did you want me to sneak in?l assume they've got guards around the place Dress up as a ninja turtle and tell them your here to entertain me And than give me my crack so we can smoke together. I know a place Send Typea esage 705 pm Telstra 0 Okay but which one?1 think if came as the wrong one it' blow our cover Attention to detail is how we pull this off Raphaet Iike em tough Rough Only if I can tie you up using my red face mask smoke your pipe if you do go through with tying me up. And maybe even do more if you play your moves correctly In that case when do you want me there by Tre eage Send Tatatre 40 708 pm 3am wear your best jocks Kidding me?i won't be weanng any Much better expect you to be already undressed when t get there as we may heed to move quickly I only fuck with socks on. Miss me with that gay shit m I can work with that Remember though for payment t need my fair share of your crack I thought your bringing the crack Type mesage Send Teletra 0 106 pm bring the crack But i want your ass as my payment Oh you'll have that in spades Perfect. Sounds lika a fine date to me see you there So who are you really Lmao Some bloke on her tryn to catfish some mother fuckers I'm a Nigerian prince just here to have some fun Typeeage Send Telstre 40 706 pm 12% Must be pretty rich then d Are you actually addicted to crack? Fuck no. Woukdr't even have the taintest of idea of where to get it Are you? I got peer pressured to smoke sum in year 7 haven't been the same since Should definitely see someone bout it Shit fucks your ife up which I'm sure you've found out Ive been clean for about 3 years now but considered doing it A again after my recent break up Tye a meage Send Tatutre 40 708 pm now Dur consIoerea aong it again after my recent break up Nah nah don't do it. 3 years is an accomplishment a lot of peosle dream of achieving Honestly, if that's actualy you in that photo (which r'm highly doubiting nether less), they're missing out big time. Thank you for our conversation. You're a genuine guy and I hope you do find someone who likes you for you. Don't give up on love! Thank you very much, appreciate that Good luck with everything for you ype age Send Don’t do crack kids

Don’t do crack kids

Google, Date, and Google Search: when you start working as a programmer Google how to get date in c++ Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky 10 years of experience later Google how to get date in c++ Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky You can’t forget what you never learned

You can’t forget what you never learned

Girls, Tinder, and Date: Me: So would you date me? Girls on tinder: Well yes, but actually no Trying to date on tinder

Trying to date on tinder

Drugs, Cricket, and Date: "O © 49.ll 100% cricket 11:44 AM Jenna, 24 O 20 miles away Reasons to date a nurse: Who else will encourage you to pass gas? Drugs. I know them all. I know the proper way to tie you to a bed. Pass gas

Pass gas

Facetime, Gif, and Omg: 12:49 1 LTE emily YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19 I wear vans I hit u up Marry me? Yesterday 11:44 PM omg yes i'll mary you Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat shit, she said l'd never find the one omg let's do it That seems like a second date activity to me. However for that to be possible there would need to be a first so what's our first date going to be Blow up a children's hospital? Coffee?*** Sent Send Type a message GIF Blew it:(

Blew it:(

Animals, Computers, and Windows: Battledroid, 21 Officer In The Droid Army at Confederacy of Independent Syst. e Geonosian Droid Factory I activate every day at 6:am on the battlefield of geonosis just for the glory of CIS. Searching for a girl who like vintage computers since i work with windows 3.0. I'm searching for some company since all my friend died in battle. I also have a coffee machine installed on my chest. My favorite things are dust, oil and Count Dooku, my favorite biological living thing. My favorite animals are geonosian. My Anthem Sweden C418 Finally, the perfect date

Finally, the perfect date

Date, Forever, and Sleep: Let me be Your 6pm dinner date, Your all night cuddles, Your 2am giggles, Your 3am sleepy kisses, Your 4am pillow as you sleep, Your forever & always https://iglovequotes.net/

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Date, Com, and One: When the new kid says he has no one to go to prom with You, you're coming with me. imgflip.com Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Cute, Makeup, and Tinder: 11:50 1 ON 12/5/19 YOU MATCHED WITH You're so cute I wouldn't mind letting your makeup take up my entire bathroom counter space Today 10:55 PM a i think i can delete tinder now i've found the one It would be an honor to be your one you're too cute Cute enough to take you on a date? i don't see why not Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Tumblr, Blog, and Date: WHAT IF WE BROUGHT BACK AN OLD TEMPLATE BUT MADE IT UP TO DATE WITH SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES Pale srsfunny: Just imagine…

srsfunny: Just imagine…

Friday, Starbucks, and Date: This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune. bettiefatal THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!! I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!! rudeartheaux I'm convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat :)

:)

Chill, Church, and Fucking: Catie 18 e Central Michigan University 8 Woman O 27 miles away Bro legit I am so tired of pretending to be chill so guys will date me. l'm insane. Ball to the wall insane, and that's okay. Pussy is immaculate, headgame is otherworldly, I'm literally so pretty, I will go to church with you every Sunday, I'm fucking tall as hell so you know our kids will be going D19, I will treat you right and I will cry everyday. High risk, high reward. C/ PE Pray for me.

Pray for me.

Sex, Date, and Hawaii: Underage me looking at the bouncer like: HAWAII DRIVER LICENSE NUMBER 01-47-87441 pOn 06/03/1981 eXP 06/03/2008 MAIR CTY EYES SEX BRO BRO 5-10 196 ENDORSE ISSUE DATE CLASS RESTR 06/18/1998 C. MCYODA 892 MOMONA ST HONOLULU, HI 96820 It happens sometimes

It happens sometimes

Bitch, Crazy, and Crush: Me: Hey... uhm... I've liked you for a while. Would go out on a date with me? Crush: OMG yeah. I though you'd never ask!! Me: My friends who made me do it: you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it Wait what?!

Wait what?!

eBay, Sex, and Date: AFTER 7 YEARS BEING SINGLE, I ORDERED A SEX DOLL FROM EBAY. IT NEVER ARRIVED.I GOTA GIRLFRIEND. SHE MOVED IN TO LIVE WITH ME WHENIWASN T HOME, AVERY LATE PACKAGE ARRIVED AT OUR DOORSTEP. SHE TOOK IT IN, AND OPENED IT. MEMEFUL.COM The package doesn’t include the order date, and I deleted it from my account and email because it was kind of embarrassing… I’m in the shitstorm of the century right now

The package doesn’t include the order date, and I deleted it from my account and email because it was kind of embarrassing… I’m in the shits...

Ass, Chill, and Drunk: Shelby 20 8 Woman Li 29 miles away I take hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell like to chill and smoke Perfect date: we get drunk as fuck at Red Robin's, hangout in a Walmart parking lot throwing grapes at people until one of them tries to start a fight, we tag team them and whoop their ass and then have adrenaline fueled sex in a KFC dumpster. X\ One heck of a wild time

$Ass, Chill, and Drunk: Shelby 20 8 Woman Li 29 miles away I take hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell like to chill and smoke Perfect date: we get drunk as fuck at Red Robin's, hangout in a Walmart parking lot throwing grapes at people until one of them tries to start a fight, we tag team them and whoop their ass and then have adrenaline fueled sex in a KFC dumpster. X\ One heck of a wild time$