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Date: she said yes and im going on my first date today

Date: she said yes and im going on my first date today

Date: she said yes and im going on my first date today

she said yes and im going on my first date today

Date: Earth date 202001 - Running out of space dump

Date: Earth date 202001 - Running out of space dump

Date: Earth date 202001 - Running out of space dump

Earth date 202001 - Running out of space dump

Date: Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it

Date: Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it

Date: Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it

Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it

Date: [Wholesome] Matched with a long time crush of mine and we’re going on a date!!

Date: [Wholesome] Matched with a long time crush of mine and we’re going on a date!!

Date: [Wholesome] Matched with a long time crush of mine and we’re going on a date!!

[Wholesome] Matched with a long time crush of mine and we’re going on a date!!

Date: Perfect Date, keep the suggestions coming

Date: Perfect Date, keep the suggestions coming

Date: Perfect Date, keep the suggestions coming

Perfect Date, keep the suggestions coming

Date: Ok ready Quicksaving... Do you wanna go on a date with me? ING Ya that'd be nice ЛЕ Quicksaving... Make sure I dont lose progress ING Hahahaha Okayy Just in case boys. Always quicksave before an event.

Date: Ok ready
Quicksaving...
Do you wanna go on a date with me?
ING
Ya that'd be nice
ЛЕ
Quicksaving...
Make sure I dont lose progress
ING
Hahahaha
Okayy
Just in case boys. Always quicksave before an event.

Date: Ok ready
Quicksaving...
Do you wanna go on a date with me?
ING
Ya that'd be nice
ЛЕ
Quicksaving...
Make sure I dont lose progress
ING
Hahahaha
Okayy
Just in case boys. Always quicksave before an event.

Just in case boys. Always quicksave before an event.

Date: Hon Chief Cyn ($) @cynnerr I was talking to a man who wanted to date me one time and I said something about housemates sharing my food and he said he and his roommate always share their food and I found out later that the roommate was his wife 09:49 · 08/01/2020 · Twitter for Android 300 Retweets 575 Likes These married man have no chill

Date: Hon Chief Cyn ($)
@cynnerr
I was talking to a man who wanted to
date me one time and I said
something about housemates
sharing my food and he said he and
his roommate always share their
food and I found out later that the
roommate was his wife
09:49 · 08/01/2020 · Twitter for Android
300 Retweets 575 Likes
These married man have no chill

Date: Hon Chief Cyn ($)
@cynnerr
I was talking to a man who wanted to
date me one time and I said
something about housemates
sharing my food and he said he and
his roommate always share their
food and I found out later that the
roommate was his wife
09:49 · 08/01/2020 · Twitter for Android
300 Retweets 575 Likes
These married man have no chill

These married man have no chill

Date: My crush Date me OR draw 25 too fucking real sometimes

Date: My crush
Date me
OR
draw
25
too fucking real sometimes

Date: My crush
Date me
OR
draw
25
too fucking real sometimes

too fucking real sometimes

Date: daish Otaisyduckett· 1d i met a cute guy on tinder, got to the date, he didn't have hands. he had photoshopped the hands into his profile. O Aidan Moner Qadribbleofink 5d Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true. Show this thread 27 21.7K 688 190K Who did this? Raised your hand

Who did this? Raised your hand

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told meI couldn't compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me.

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar
@amandanelledgar
In college I fell out of my bunk bed and
broke both of my legs and one arm.
Years later on a date, I made a joke
about being clumsy and the dude told
meI couldn't compare to this woman
his EMT brother helped once ... who
fell out of her bunk and broke all the
bones. It was me.

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar
@amandanelledgar
In college I fell out of my bunk bed and
broke both of my legs and one arm.
Years later on a date, I made a joke
about being clumsy and the dude told
meI couldn't compare to this woman
his EMT brother helped once ... who
fell out of her bunk and broke all the
bones. It was me.

Date: ON 1/3/20 YOU MATCHED WITH Well you're a babe You must be seeing your reflection on your phone screen. Ohh, smooth. So what are your 3 favorite things you look for in a guy? Today 22:42 Hmm someone with goals and a good head on their shoulders, someone who knows how to treat people and is kind/ respectful, just has a good heart, and someone who can make me laugh Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you I'm not on here looking for someone who's good at math. And if you can't tell the difference between 3 and 6 then my penis is perfect for you. Sent Send Type a message GIF Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Date: ON 1/3/20
YOU MATCHED WITH
Well you're a babe
You must be seeing your reflection on
your phone screen.
Ohh, smooth.
So what are your 3 favorite things you
look for in a guy?
Today 22:42
Hmm someone with goals and a good
head on their shoulders, someone who
knows how to treat people and is kind/
respectful, just has a good heart, and
someone who can make me laugh
Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you
I'm not on here looking for someone
who's good at math.
And if you can't tell the difference
between 3 and 6 then my penis is
perfect for you.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Date: ON 1/3/20
YOU MATCHED WITH
Well you're a babe
You must be seeing your reflection on
your phone screen.
Ohh, smooth.
So what are your 3 favorite things you
look for in a guy?
Today 22:42
Hmm someone with goals and a good
head on their shoulders, someone who
knows how to treat people and is kind/
respectful, just has a good heart, and
someone who can make me laugh
Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you
I'm not on here looking for someone
who's good at math.
And if you can't tell the difference
between 3 and 6 then my penis is
perfect for you.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told meI couldn't compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me. Embarrassing

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar
@amandanelledgar
In college I fell out of my bunk bed and
broke both of my legs and one arm.
Years later on a date, I made a joke
about being clumsy and the dude told
meI couldn't compare to this woman
his EMT brother helped once ... who
fell out of her bunk and broke all the
bones. It was me.
Embarrassing

Date: Amanda Nell Edgar
@amandanelledgar
In college I fell out of my bunk bed and
broke both of my legs and one arm.
Years later on a date, I made a joke
about being clumsy and the dude told
meI couldn't compare to this woman
his EMT brother helped once ... who
fell out of her bunk and broke all the
bones. It was me.
Embarrassing

Embarrassing

Date: shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats 7:49 PM - 28 Mar 2015 2,782 LIKES 1,016 RETWEETS Meirl

Date: shut up, mike
@shutupmikeginn
Things were going well with my date,
until she noticed my Roomba was a
Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats
7:49 PM - 28 Mar 2015
2,782 LIKES
1,016 RETWEETS
Meirl

Date: shut up, mike
@shutupmikeginn
Things were going well with my date,
until she noticed my Roomba was a
Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats
7:49 PM - 28 Mar 2015
2,782 LIKES
1,016 RETWEETS
Meirl

Meirl

Date: ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi: Maud Gatewood Serigraph ‘Hyco Lake - Moon’ - Date Unknown. (via eBay)

Date: ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi:
Maud Gatewood Serigraph ‘Hyco Lake - Moon’ - Date Unknown.
(via eBay)

Date: ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi:
Maud Gatewood Serigraph ‘Hyco Lake - Moon’ - Date Unknown.
(via eBay)

ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi: Maud Gatewood Serigraph ‘Hyco Lake - Moon’ - Date Unknown. (via eBay)

Date: Holy crap, I just remembered something! Do you ever go to Peebles Island? On rare occasion, yes Don't tell me you were the random lady whose daughter I threw rocks with I WAS Woooooooo00000000w I really enjoyed our first date Hahahaha It’s written in the stars

Date: Holy crap, I just remembered
something! Do you ever go to
Peebles Island?
On rare occasion, yes
Don't tell me you were the
random lady whose daughter I
threw rocks with
I WAS
Woooooooo00000000w
I really enjoyed our first date
Hahahaha
It’s written in the stars

Date: Holy crap, I just remembered
something! Do you ever go to
Peebles Island?
On rare occasion, yes
Don't tell me you were the
random lady whose daughter I
threw rocks with
I WAS
Woooooooo00000000w
I really enjoyed our first date
Hahahaha
It’s written in the stars

It’s written in the stars

Date: TODAY'S DATE: / 2020 TrollFootball O TheFootballTroll fy TrollFootball O TheFootballTroll It's that time of the year https://t.co/GUKjDrMyJi

Date: TODAY'S DATE:
/ 2020
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Date: TODAY'S DATE:
/ 2020
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Date: You match with a cute 18y/o girl You go on a date with her She's actually 14 FBI, open up

Date: You match with a cute
18y/o girl
You go on a date with her
She's actually 14
FBI, open up

Date: You match with a cute
18y/o girl
You go on a date with her
She's actually 14
FBI, open up

FBI, open up

Date: I'm thinking of a 10 digit number, it's yours and people use it to contact you. Any idea what it is? my moms phone number oh yeah that's it! 'll have my mom call her hehe we could have a play date and I could like suck your dick or something That’s not where I was going… but I’ll take it

Date: I'm thinking of a 10 digit number,
it's yours and people use it to
contact you. Any idea what it is?
my moms phone number
oh yeah that's it! 'll have my
mom call her
hehe we could have a play
date
and I could like suck your dick
or something
That’s not where I was going… but I’ll take it

Date: I'm thinking of a 10 digit number,
it's yours and people use it to
contact you. Any idea what it is?
my moms phone number
oh yeah that's it! 'll have my
mom call her
hehe we could have a play
date
and I could like suck your dick
or something
That’s not where I was going… but I’ll take it

That’s not where I was going… but I’ll take it

Date: Facts that can save your life. If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds, you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding somew The partially digested blood comes up looking like coffee grounds. here and it's reaching your stomach If you ever almost drown to the point of throwing up water or passing out, even if you feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the next few hours. When having a heart attack, you don't swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow. If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises in the air and/or feel static electricity (like your hair standing up) . get out of there immediately, lightning is on it's way If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly recedes, get to high ground. ASAP Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty taste to it. Utrafacts.umblr.com mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful.

Date: Facts that can save your life.
If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds,
you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding
somew
The partially digested blood comes up looking
like coffee grounds.
here and it's reaching your stomach
If you ever almost drown to the point of
throwing up water or passing out, even if you
feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs
can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the
next few hours.
When having a heart attack, you don't
swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow.
If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g
hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises
in the air and/or feel static electricity (like
your hair standing up) . get out of there
immediately, lightning is on it's way
If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly
recedes, get to high ground. ASAP
Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty
taste to it.
Utrafacts.umblr.com
mizukiinozomii:

spsyched:

ladyofthegeneral:

bonnieblue85:

keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

just-the-way-youre-not:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Reblogging because I care about you guys

Important

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re

trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.

Everyone should reblog this!

Very useful.

Date: Facts that can save your life.
If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds,
you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding
somew
The partially digested blood comes up looking
like coffee grounds.
here and it's reaching your stomach
If you ever almost drown to the point of
throwing up water or passing out, even if you
feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs
can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the
next few hours.
When having a heart attack, you don't
swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow.
If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g
hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises
in the air and/or feel static electricity (like
your hair standing up) . get out of there
immediately, lightning is on it's way
If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly
recedes, get to high ground. ASAP
Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty
taste to it.
Utrafacts.umblr.com
mizukiinozomii:

spsyched:

ladyofthegeneral:

bonnieblue85:

keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

just-the-way-youre-not:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Reblogging because I care about you guys

Important

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re

trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.

Everyone should reblog this!

Very useful.

mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source:...

Date: Black ass Regina George @ShesLaurenK Escape Rooms are the God first date because I get to see if you're an idiot AND how you talk to me under pressure. I think he’s on to something here…

Date: Black ass Regina George
@ShesLaurenK
Escape Rooms are the God first date
because I get to see if you're an idiot
AND how you talk to me under
pressure.
I think he’s on to something here…

Date: Black ass Regina George
@ShesLaurenK
Escape Rooms are the God first date
because I get to see if you're an idiot
AND how you talk to me under
pressure.
I think he’s on to something here…

I think he’s on to something here…

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple Her: This isn't a date we're just friends Me: Separate checks please Her: DESTRUCTION 100 When the friend zone benefits you

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple
Her: This isn't a date we're just friends
Me: Separate checks please
Her:
DESTRUCTION 100
When the friend zone benefits you

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple
Her: This isn't a date we're just friends
Me: Separate checks please
Her:
DESTRUCTION 100
When the friend zone benefits you

When the friend zone benefits you

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple Her: This isn't a date we're just friends Me: Separate checks please Her: DESTRUCTION 100 When the friend zone benefits you by ImNotFromThisWorld MORE MEMES

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple
Her: This isn't a date we're just friends
Me: Separate checks please
Her:
DESTRUCTION 100
When the friend zone benefits you by ImNotFromThisWorld
MORE MEMES

Date: Waiter: You make a cute couple
Her: This isn't a date we're just friends
Me: Separate checks please
Her:
DESTRUCTION 100
When the friend zone benefits you by ImNotFromThisWorld
MORE MEMES

When the friend zone benefits you by ImNotFromThisWorld MORE MEMES

Date: Peter Clark-Deutsch @ClarkDeutschP You're on a date with a guy, and it's going great. Then he says to you: "I'm in a band." Which is almost as bad as him saying: "I do stand-up comedy." But not nearly as bad as if he said: "I'm in a stand-up comedy band." Dating Nightmare

Date: Peter Clark-Deutsch
@ClarkDeutschP
You're on a date with a guy, and it's
going great. Then he says to you:
"I'm in a band."
Which is almost as bad as him
saying: "I do stand-up comedy."
But not nearly as bad as if he said:
"I'm in a stand-up comedy band."
Dating Nightmare

Date: Peter Clark-Deutsch
@ClarkDeutschP
You're on a date with a guy, and it's
going great. Then he says to you:
"I'm in a band."
Which is almost as bad as him
saying: "I do stand-up comedy."
But not nearly as bad as if he said:
"I'm in a stand-up comedy band."
Dating Nightmare

Dating Nightmare

Date: R.H.F.T-ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO бо MEMORIES OF EX RECYCLE BIN FILE IN USE THE ACTION CAN'T BE COMPLETED BECAUSE THE FOLDER IS STILL OPEN CLOSE THE FILE AND TRY AGAIN MEMORIES OF EX SIZE: WAY TOO BIG DATE OPENED: LAST NIGHT TRY AGAIN SKIP CANCEL Oy @CLOF_0 There was an attempt [OC]

Date: R.H.F.T-ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO
бо
MEMORIES OF EX
RECYCLE BIN
FILE IN USE
THE ACTION CAN'T BE COMPLETED
BECAUSE THE FOLDER IS STILL OPEN
CLOSE THE FILE AND TRY AGAIN
MEMORIES OF EX
SIZE: WAY TOO BIG
DATE OPENED: LAST NIGHT
TRY AGAIN
SKIP
CANCEL
Oy @CLOF_0
There was an attempt [OC]

Date: R.H.F.T-ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO
бо
MEMORIES OF EX
RECYCLE BIN
FILE IN USE
THE ACTION CAN'T BE COMPLETED
BECAUSE THE FOLDER IS STILL OPEN
CLOSE THE FILE AND TRY AGAIN
MEMORIES OF EX
SIZE: WAY TOO BIG
DATE OPENED: LAST NIGHT
TRY AGAIN
SKIP
CANCEL
Oy @CLOF_0
There was an attempt [OC]

There was an attempt [OC]

Date: Date: Literally just changes Humans: Animals: Gym club Every other intelligent creature: owners: I just don’t get them man

Date: Date: Literally just changes
Humans:
Animals:
Gym club
Every other intelligent
creature:
owners:
I just don’t get them man

Date: Date: Literally just changes
Humans:
Animals:
Gym club
Every other intelligent
creature:
owners:
I just don’t get them man

I just don’t get them man

Date: 1:15 If having four sisters has taught me anything it's that nice eyebrows are hard to come by...but holy shit you have some gorgeous eyebrows. Sat, Nov 2, 2019, 9:47 PM Thank you I grew them myself You're very welcome, I see you grew those freckles too and I'm quite enamored with them Thanks I'm a big fan of your beard. Thanks your mustache isn't too shabby if I must say so. We should get together and see who's is thicker You'll win for sure. Especially bc the only lip hair l'm rocking isn't on ma face Omgggggg Well I'm thinking my beard can meet up with your lip hair e That's the goal Send Type a message GIF She was wearing a fake mustache in one of her pictures. Have a date with her this week.

Date: 1:15
If having four sisters has taught me
anything it's that nice eyebrows are
hard to come by...but holy shit you
have some gorgeous eyebrows.
Sat, Nov 2, 2019, 9:47 PM
Thank you I grew them myself
You're very welcome, I see you grew
those freckles too and I'm quite
enamored with them
Thanks
I'm a big fan of your beard.
Thanks your mustache isn't too shabby
if I must say so. We should get together
and see who's is thicker
You'll win for sure. Especially bc the
only lip hair l'm rocking isn't on ma face
Omgggggg
Well I'm thinking my beard can meet up
with your lip hair e
That's the goal
Send
Type a message
GIF
She was wearing a fake mustache in one of her pictures. Have a date with her this week.

Date: 1:15
If having four sisters has taught me
anything it's that nice eyebrows are
hard to come by...but holy shit you
have some gorgeous eyebrows.
Sat, Nov 2, 2019, 9:47 PM
Thank you I grew them myself
You're very welcome, I see you grew
those freckles too and I'm quite
enamored with them
Thanks
I'm a big fan of your beard.
Thanks your mustache isn't too shabby
if I must say so. We should get together
and see who's is thicker
You'll win for sure. Especially bc the
only lip hair l'm rocking isn't on ma face
Omgggggg
Well I'm thinking my beard can meet up
with your lip hair e
That's the goal
Send
Type a message
GIF
She was wearing a fake mustache in one of her pictures. Have a date with her this week.

She was wearing a fake mustache in one of her pictures. Have a date with her this week.

Date: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX They had us in the first half

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
They had us in the first half

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
They had us in the first half

They had us in the first half

Date: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX She had me in the first half not gonna lie

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
She had me in the first half not gonna lie

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
She had me in the first half not gonna lie

She had me in the first half not gonna lie

Date: Coral CORAL @Coral The most Liverpool thing ever would be for them to be miles clear at the top of the Premier League in April, only for Trump to start WWIII. 12:57 pm · 09 Nov 16 · Twitter for iPhone 2,169 Retweets 2,469 Likes Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

Date: Coral
CORAL
@Coral
The most Liverpool thing ever
would be for them to be miles
clear at the top of the Premier
League in April, only for Trump to
start WWIII.
12:57 pm · 09 Nov 16 · Twitter for iPhone
2,169 Retweets 2,469 Likes
Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

Date: Coral
CORAL
@Coral
The most Liverpool thing ever
would be for them to be miles
clear at the top of the Premier
League in April, only for Trump to
start WWIII.
12:57 pm · 09 Nov 16 · Twitter for iPhone
2,169 Retweets 2,469 Likes
Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

Date: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX Perfect

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
Perfect

Date: Melissa
O Real Estate at Self Employed
e University of Missouri
O 22 miles away
Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
HD
°BRIX
Perfect

Perfect

Date: nventory ea Date: no thankr activities that you would like to earn is this kid serious LMFAO elor

Date: nventory
ea
Date: no thankr
activities that you would like to earn
is this kid serious LMFAO
elor

Date: nventory
ea
Date: no thankr
activities that you would like to earn
is this kid serious LMFAO
elor

Date: @HeStillCold When you got clean for the date and then that "Don't hate me a" text pops up on your screen

Date: @HeStillCold
When you got clean for the date and then
that "Don't hate me a" text pops up on
your screen

Date: @HeStillCold
When you got clean for the date and then
that "Don't hate me a" text pops up on
your screen

Date: 24:21 Date&Time are still hard in 2020

Date: 24:21
Date&Time are still hard in 2020

Date: 24:21
Date&Time are still hard in 2020

Date&Time are still hard in 2020

Date: Me: Wanna go on a date? My crush: Sure where ? Me: I don't know, I never thought l'd get this far. Borrowed

Date: Me: Wanna go on a date?
My crush: Sure where ?
Me:
I don't know, I never thought l'd get this far.
Borrowed

Date: Me: Wanna go on a date?
My crush: Sure where ?
Me:
I don't know, I never thought l'd get this far.
Borrowed

Borrowed

Date: I want to be your favorite your favorite hug your favorite smile your favorite Sunday routine your favorite walk to the park your favorite coffee date your favorite kiss your favorite love your favorite last. Hpiyekco https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: I want to be your favorite
your favorite hug
your favorite smile
your favorite Sunday routine
your favorite walk to the park
your favorite coffee date
your favorite kiss
your favorite love
your favorite last.
Hpiyekco
https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: I want to be your favorite
your favorite hug
your favorite smile
your favorite Sunday routine
your favorite walk to the park
your favorite coffee date
your favorite kiss
your favorite love
your favorite last.
Hpiyekco
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: I want to be your favorite your favorite hug your favorite smile your favorite Sunday routine your favorite walk to the park your favorite coffee date your favorite kiss your favorite love your favorite last. https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: I want to be your favorite
your favorite hug
your favorite smile
your favorite Sunday routine
your favorite walk to the park
your favorite coffee date
your favorite kiss
your favorite love
your favorite last.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: I want to be your favorite
your favorite hug
your favorite smile
your favorite Sunday routine
your favorite walk to the park
your favorite coffee date
your favorite kiss
your favorite love
your favorite last.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

Date: niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
....
......
Jake, 27
Jake, 27
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
We may fight, but please don't try and solve
the argument with regular soda.
It won't take racial inequality to get me down
on one knee.
I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
sugar I need.
niftyshadesofjake
University of Southern California
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
USC CLASS OF 2022
3,401
FRESHME
0% ganted
Ethically
granted
admission
APPLICATIO
Jake, 29
Jake 28
O less than a mile away
less than a mile away
I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
I'm having trouble picking a costume.
Want to help?
my future children become trojans at USC.
I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
boned.
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
..
let
6'0"
A Caded in
5'6"
5'0"
your cave of wonders
POLICE DEPT.
4'6"
(480) 627-9186
4'0"
Yes Please
Jake Arredondo
3'6"
Jake, 29
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
Tired of guys lying about their height?
Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
I promise that it will take more than
a few rubs for anything to come out
of my magic lamp.
For our first date, you cook our dinner,
and I will cook the meth.
niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
You ok
Jake, 29
Still
Single
O less than a mile away
Jake, 27
As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
I can relate to the current bachelor.
I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
probably start taking dating seriously.
Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
swipe left.
This is the first one I had
ever created (bad quality).
This joke took 1,000+ hours
to máke.
niftyshadesofjake
et niftyshadesofjake
Hmargemadders.com
Make America Accessible Again
Jake, 24
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
About Jake
I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
new company, Largeladders.com
If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
me to pay for dinner
Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

Date: niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
....
......
Jake, 27
Jake, 27
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
We may fight, but please don't try and solve
the argument with regular soda.
It won't take racial inequality to get me down
on one knee.
I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
sugar I need.
niftyshadesofjake
University of Southern California
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
USC CLASS OF 2022
3,401
FRESHME
0% ganted
Ethically
granted
admission
APPLICATIO
Jake, 29
Jake 28
O less than a mile away
less than a mile away
I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
I'm having trouble picking a costume.
Want to help?
my future children become trojans at USC.
I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
boned.
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
..
let
6'0"
A Caded in
5'6"
5'0"
your cave of wonders
POLICE DEPT.
4'6"
(480) 627-9186
4'0"
Yes Please
Jake Arredondo
3'6"
Jake, 29
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
Tired of guys lying about their height?
Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
I promise that it will take more than
a few rubs for anything to come out
of my magic lamp.
For our first date, you cook our dinner,
and I will cook the meth.
niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
You ok
Jake, 29
Still
Single
O less than a mile away
Jake, 27
As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
I can relate to the current bachelor.
I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
probably start taking dating seriously.
Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
swipe left.
This is the first one I had
ever created (bad quality).
This joke took 1,000+ hours
to máke.
niftyshadesofjake
et niftyshadesofjake
Hmargemadders.com
Make America Accessible Again
Jake, 24
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
About Jake
I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
new company, Largeladders.com
If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
me to pay for dinner
Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

Date: Let me be Your 6pm dinner date, Your all night cuddles, Your 2am giggles, Your 3am sleepy kisses, Your 4am pillow as you sleep, Your forever & always https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: Let me be
Your 6pm dinner date,
Your all night cuddles,
Your 2am giggles,
Your 3am sleepy kisses,
Your 4am pillow as you sleep,
Your forever & always
https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: Let me be
Your 6pm dinner date,
Your all night cuddles,
Your 2am giggles,
Your 3am sleepy kisses,
Your 4am pillow as you sleep,
Your forever & always
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Date: Boo Release Date: November 04, 2016 These shy spirits inhabit Mario's world and have been known to vanish or freeze when met face-to-face. In recent years, they seem to have overcome their fears in order to pursue tennis and other social activities. grawly good for them Boo learns to be a little exteoverted

Date: Boo
Release Date: November 04, 2016
These shy spirits inhabit Mario's world and
have been known to vanish or freeze when
met face-to-face. In recent years, they seem to
have overcome their fears in order to pursue
tennis and other social activities.
grawly
good for them
Boo learns to be a little exteoverted

Date: Boo
Release Date: November 04, 2016
These shy spirits inhabit Mario's world and
have been known to vanish or freeze when
met face-to-face. In recent years, they seem to
have overcome their fears in order to pursue
tennis and other social activities.
grawly
good for them
Boo learns to be a little exteoverted

Boo learns to be a little exteoverted

Date: jesssssSS my2k reminder: this woman leaked proof that Russians hacked into voting machine software, and they put her in jail The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun Why do millennials keep leaking government secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK simonalkenmayer: memor-somnis: weavemama: fuggles: weavemama: she should have been rewarded. Y'all got sources? yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election: Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date. Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking: “As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers. But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states. The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.” So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened. Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

Date: jesssssSS
my2k
reminder: this woman leaked proof that
Russians hacked into voting machine
software, and they put her in jail
The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun
Why do millennials keep leaking government
secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK
simonalkenmayer:

memor-somnis:

weavemama:

fuggles:

weavemama:

she should have been rewarded.

Y'all got sources?

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election:
Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date.
Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking:
“As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.
But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.
The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.”

So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.

Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

Date: jesssssSS
my2k
reminder: this woman leaked proof that
Russians hacked into voting machine
software, and they put her in jail
The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun
Why do millennials keep leaking government
secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK
simonalkenmayer:

memor-somnis:

weavemama:

fuggles:

weavemama:

she should have been rewarded.

Y'all got sources?

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election:
Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date.
Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking:
“As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.
But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.
The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.”

So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.

Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

simonalkenmayer: memor-somnis: weavemama: fuggles: weavemama: she should have been rewarded. Y'all got sources? yeah so more info...

Date: Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter: Tinder Date Gone Right!

Date: Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
Tinder Date Gone Right!

Date: Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
Tinder Date Gone Right!

Tinder Date Gone Right!

Date: Tinder Success Story. Swiped right and married my spooky tinder date 3 years later.

Date: Tinder Success Story. Swiped right and married my spooky tinder date 3 years later.

Date: Tinder Success Story. Swiped right and married my spooky tinder date 3 years later.

Tinder Success Story. Swiped right and married my spooky tinder date 3 years later.

Date: When you're doing homework the morning it's due and you write the date of the day before on it U/Lilaigorithm CH-00000 C-O000C The laws of time are mine

Date: When you're doing homework the
morning it's due and you write the
date of the day before on it
U/Lilaigorithm
CH-00000
C-O000C
The laws of time are mine

Date: When you're doing homework the
morning it's due and you write the
date of the day before on it
U/Lilaigorithm
CH-00000
C-O000C
The laws of time are mine

Date: BE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE thefirstpaleontologist: momir: You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

Date: BE A FUNCTIONING
WEBSITE
thefirstpaleontologist:
momir:
You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

Date: BE A FUNCTIONING
WEBSITE
thefirstpaleontologist:
momir:
You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

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Date: all Freedom @ 1 70% 11:51 AM gunna do?? Probably just get some food Do you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee once you feel better? :) A pretty girl date?? What the fuck is sked ME on a happening Of course i would love to Sent Type a message Send GIF Not exactly used to this

Date: all Freedom
@ 1 70%
11:51 AM
gunna do??
Probably just get some food
Do you maybe wanna grab a cup
of coffee once you feel better? :)
A pretty girl
date?? What the fuck is
sked ME on a
happening
Of course i would love to
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Not exactly used to this

Date: all Freedom
@ 1 70%
11:51 AM
gunna do??
Probably just get some food
Do you maybe wanna grab a cup
of coffee once you feel better? :)
A pretty girl
date?? What the fuck is
sked ME on a
happening
Of course i would love to
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Not exactly used to this

Not exactly used to this

Date: *{ O 31 16% Ô 7:50 PM Shannon, 20 O 3 km away Fucked up me car, ankle and dignity in one day. What can I say, I'm an over achiever. | To date, still the best profile seen on Tinder.

To date, still the best profile seen on Tinder.

Date: N{ 49 ul 82% 15:31 31 O 30 miles away If you are interested, after we message for a bit, do not ask for my number, or my enemies will be alerted. Instead, head to your nearest bus stop. There will be a man reading a newspaper and wearing a gray hat. Ask him for a glass of milk. If he responds with "yes, it is a cloudy day," he is my associate, and will pass an envelope containing the date and time of our meeting. If he is not there, or does not respond with that, Run. When you’re just trying too hard

Date: N{ 49 ul 82%
15:31
31
O 30 miles away
If you are interested, after we message
for a
bit, do not ask for my number, or my
enemies
will be alerted. Instead, head to your
nearest
bus stop. There will be a man reading a
newspaper and wearing a gray hat. Ask
him
for a glass of milk. If he responds with
"yes, it
is a cloudy day," he is my associate, and
will
pass an envelope containing the date
and
time of our meeting. If he is not there, or
does
not respond with that,
Run.
When you’re just trying too hard

Date: N{ 49 ul 82%
15:31
31
O 30 miles away
If you are interested, after we message
for a
bit, do not ask for my number, or my
enemies
will be alerted. Instead, head to your
nearest
bus stop. There will be a man reading a
newspaper and wearing a gray hat. Ask
him
for a glass of milk. If he responds with
"yes, it
is a cloudy day," he is my associate, and
will
pass an envelope containing the date
and
time of our meeting. If he is not there, or
does
not respond with that,
Run.
When you’re just trying too hard

When you’re just trying too hard

Date: Merry Christmas from your lawyer: but in no way guarantee I wish you/ reasonably andlor festive period a Merry Christmas reasorably not limited to and a happy new year:+welve (12) menths including but from the date hereof He is right for his profession.

Date: Merry Christmas from
your lawyer:
but in no way
guarantee
I wish you/
reasonably
andlor festive
period
a Merry Christmas
reasorably
not limited to and a happy new year:+welve (12) menths
including but
from the date
hereof
He is right for his profession.

Date: Merry Christmas from
your lawyer:
but in no way
guarantee
I wish you/
reasonably
andlor festive
period
a Merry Christmas
reasorably
not limited to and a happy new year:+welve (12) menths
including but
from the date
hereof
He is right for his profession.

He is right for his profession.

Date: DateCheri, 31 O 3 miles away Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices. Date Cheri

Date: DateCheri, 31
O 3 miles away
Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter.
She suffers from poor choices.
Date Cheri

Date: DateCheri, 31
O 3 miles away
Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter.
She suffers from poor choices.
Date Cheri

Date Cheri

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Date: 10:38 C
5GE l 80%
amra, 18
e clown college
8 Woman
☺ 27 miles away
im very sick of pretending to be a cool laid back
girl so people want to date me. im insane. im
literally ball to the wall insane, and that is okay,
pussy is immaculate, head game otherworldly,
i will treat you right and i will also cry everyday.
high risk high reward
II
High risk high reward

Date: 10:38 C
5GE l 80%
amra, 18
e clown college
8 Woman
☺ 27 miles away
im very sick of pretending to be a cool laid back
girl so people want to date me. im insane. im
literally ball to the wall insane, and that is okay,
pussy is immaculate, head game otherworldly,
i will treat you right and i will also cry everyday.
high risk high reward
II
High risk high reward

High risk high reward