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Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life πŸ˜‚. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point πŸ€—. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life πŸ˜‚. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point πŸ€—. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice crea...

Apparently, Life, and Memes: Wendy Williams ls Reportedly Pissed Over Angie Martinez's New Talk Show: "I Can't Believe That B*tch ls Getting A Show" 13 @balleralert Wendy Williams Is Reportedly Pissed Over Angie Martinez’s New Talk Show: β€œI Can't Believe That B*tch Is Getting A Show” - blogged by @MsJennyb β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € WendyWilliams has reportedly been on edge since Daily Mail released a report accusing her husband of living a double life. Apparently, she hasn’t been the same since the news broke, but when she found out that her old radio rival, Angie Martinez, landed a talk show with her syndication company, she reportedly went ballistic. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to Daily Mail, in a lunch meeting with her husband, and execs from her production company, Williams burst into tears after hearing that Debmar-Mercury would be partnering with Martinez for a talk show pilot. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Sources tell the publication that screaming was heard from the back of the restaurant, with Williams’ husband yelling: β€œthis is some bullsh*t!” Although the execs tried to convince the couple that there would not be a conflict of interest between the two shows, the two were enraged. Williams reportedly told her team, β€œI can’t believe that b*tch is getting a show with them. This is such a betrayal.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € However, sources close to Williams believe her big blow up is largely in part due to the rest of the drama that is going on in her life. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œNo one is sure whether she already knew of Kevin’s affair or was shocked by the news,” the source said. β€œWhatever the case, she is more embarrassed the veil has been lifted off her life. The woman who gossips about everyone else’s life for a living is a now making headlines of her own.”
Apparently, Life, and Memes: Wendy Williams ls Reportedly Pissed Over
 Angie Martinez's New Talk Show: "I Can't
 Believe That B*tch ls Getting A Show"
 13
 @balleralert
Wendy Williams Is Reportedly Pissed Over Angie Martinez’s New Talk Show: β€œI Can't Believe That B*tch Is Getting A Show” - blogged by @MsJennyb β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € WendyWilliams has reportedly been on edge since Daily Mail released a report accusing her husband of living a double life. Apparently, she hasn’t been the same since the news broke, but when she found out that her old radio rival, Angie Martinez, landed a talk show with her syndication company, she reportedly went ballistic. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to Daily Mail, in a lunch meeting with her husband, and execs from her production company, Williams burst into tears after hearing that Debmar-Mercury would be partnering with Martinez for a talk show pilot. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Sources tell the publication that screaming was heard from the back of the restaurant, with Williams’ husband yelling: β€œthis is some bullsh*t!” Although the execs tried to convince the couple that there would not be a conflict of interest between the two shows, the two were enraged. Williams reportedly told her team, β€œI can’t believe that b*tch is getting a show with them. This is such a betrayal.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € However, sources close to Williams believe her big blow up is largely in part due to the rest of the drama that is going on in her life. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œNo one is sure whether she already knew of Kevin’s affair or was shocked by the news,” the source said. β€œWhatever the case, she is more embarrassed the veil has been lifted off her life. The woman who gossips about everyone else’s life for a living is a now making headlines of her own.”

Wendy Williams Is Reportedly Pissed Over Angie Martinez’s New Talk Show: β€œI Can't Believe That B*tch Is Getting A Show” - blogged by @MsJenn...