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Anaconda, Bad, and Be Like: small clumps of leaves, prodded her toes amongst the scant hea and c underf f the b tch he e deat . No g l roof o rowsor em aw ere. C Word count , gra the w ade t ed o ere. her roof as no jon h her f Pages 2 Words 1141 Characters 5979 ortents t she d pened for a Characters excluding spaces 4840 d at Close , and le at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m herself when she was young, hands clasped around her father's road to market left her alo ne She remembered that She had beg teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: tzikeh: teashoesandhair: thededfa: teashoesandhair: beabaseball: parasite-core: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: perringcentral: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: eldritchnonsense: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge. This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi: Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything… This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying. You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’. You’re a force to be reckoned with. No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements. Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath?????? I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this Suck it, subconscious. You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified. Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box This author is a sleeping God among mortals The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig I really hope the title of your story is “Team.” Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish. To answer everyone’s questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search ‘iwnh’ and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.
Anaconda, Bad, and Be Like: small clumps of leaves, prodded her toes amongst the scant hea
 and c
 underf
 f the b
 tch he
 e deat
 . No g
 l roof o
 rowsor
 em aw
 ere. C
 Word count
 , gra
 the w
 ade t
 ed o
 ere.
 her
 roof
 as no
 jon h
 her f
 Pages
 2
 Words
 1141
 Characters
 5979
 ortents
 t she d
 pened
 for a
 Characters excluding spaces
 4840
 d
 at
 Close
 , and le
 at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m
 herself when she was young, hands clasped around her father's
 road to market left her alo
 ne She remembered that She had beg
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Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:



Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.
You’re a force to be reckoned with.

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? 


So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.


Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? 

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.


You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.


Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box


This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers 

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig 

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

To answer everyone’s questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search ‘iwnh’ and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.

teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: tzikeh: teashoesandhair: thededfa: teashoesandhair: beabaseball: parasite-core: teashoesandhair: ...

Drinking, Home, and Puppy: Went day drinking three years ago and came home with a puppy. Got a lot of those upvotes thingys so I figured that I’d post a current status update...
Drinking, Home, and Puppy: Went day drinking three years ago and came home with a puppy. Got a lot of those upvotes thingys so I figured that I’d post a current status update...

Went day drinking three years ago and came home with a puppy. Got a lot of those upvotes thingys so I figured that I’d post a current status...

Dad, Family, and Fucking: PERCUSST ONC NEY TX 9 Uh what do vou like. Lisa? 91 "Viomalinu? Tubamaba"? Oboemoboeu That one KEYBOARDS SH faultyfeminist: iamcamdon: speckster: reptilereasons: this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings GROSS SOBBING Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer.  It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me. Lisa: Oh, Dad -- Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you-- Lisa: Dad, you're babbling. Homer: See? You're still helping me. Although Homer is an extremely flawed character, what redeems him is the fact that he will always try and do what he thinks is best for his family - usually his madcap schemes start because either he wants to give his kids a better life or a need arises that he can’t provide with the current status quo. That is why I will always prefer him to characters like Peter Griffin, who is often just fucking cruel to his family and treats them with disdain
Dad, Family, and Fucking: PERCUSST ONC
 NEY
 TX 9
 Uh what do vou like. Lisa?

 91
 "Viomalinu?
 Tubamaba"?

 Oboemoboeu

 That one

 KEYBOARDS
 SH
faultyfeminist:

iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings


GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 
It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.
Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.

Although Homer is an extremely flawed character, what redeems him is the fact that he will always try and do what he thinks is best for his family - usually his madcap schemes start because either he wants to give his kids a better life or a need arises that he can’t provide with the current status quo.
That is why I will always prefer him to characters like Peter Griffin, who is often just fucking cruel to his family and treats them with disdain

faultyfeminist: iamcamdon: speckster: reptilereasons: this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to...