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80s, Ali, and Alive: (kinda useless) Nobody: Henry Harrison inauguration speech: William According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Ádam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. l'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? -A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Weil, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell, Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... .9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what itll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - Śhe is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet techi But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life, The same job the rest of your life? I didn't Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did greati You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! -I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair remova. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Šign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! i can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a movis could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - him? - I thỉnk he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window piease? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right, Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my lífe. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would i say? 1 could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry, - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's ÓK. It's fine. I know l'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The taíking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway.. Oan I...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, i can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "VWatermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Šure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe l'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If l did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you..? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.. I guess l'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well. - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Špider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Óh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! Ănd that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and . Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend, Thininnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! .really hot! - Listen to me! bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - Í told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? Thatť's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to stíng all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - l'il bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boyl I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do i look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew l'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - T where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Ölassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots.. Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting.. - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the worlid? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can ail go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? i know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than min ny surfe un dudel Poo waterl That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, r'í ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little.bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.. - Śo those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Óbjection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages Štinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton Í. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. .. I bíew the whole case, didn't 1? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? i can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? i don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. Ănd assuming you've done step correctiy, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmiess little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance l'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. Í wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic..without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Áttention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? Ánd please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! .is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.. Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. Ali right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. a mínute. I think I'm feeling something Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow meris is our last chance. We're the only ones who make this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All i gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. *Dies in a month*
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 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow,
 black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Ádam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. l'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited.
 Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that
 fuzz gel? -A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache?
 Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
 That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Weil, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell, Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
 .9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what itll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex,
 a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret
 formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - Śhe is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive
 - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
 to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet techi But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life, The same job the rest of your life? I didn't
 Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
 know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice
 to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
 Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive.
 Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did greati You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide
 to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant.
 Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! -I never thought I'd knock him
 out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not
 up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you
 only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey
 field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our
 son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
 a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair remova. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours!
 Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. -
 Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from
 the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch
 in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd
 that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Šign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as
 you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you
 rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack,
 check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! i can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue
 Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a
 dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual.
 Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a movis could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell
 flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys.
 It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! -
 him? - I thỉnk he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting
 you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window piease? Ken, could you close the
 window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
 skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a
 way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his
 life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume
 brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right, Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less
 calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my lífe. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would i say? 1 could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes.
 No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry, - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's ÓK. It's fine. I know l'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
 This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the
 bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The taíking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have
 to deal with. Anyway.. Oan I...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake?
 - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, i can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally
 gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "VWatermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't
 know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Šure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign
 slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe l'll try that. -
 You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If l did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you..? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks!
 - Yeah. All right. Well, then.. I guess l'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds
 amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? -
 Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well. - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?!
 Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Špider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Óh,
 boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over!
 Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! Ănd that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and
 . Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking
 We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend, Thininnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! .really hot! - Listen to me!
 bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no
 job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. -
 Í told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge
 parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's
 exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? Thatť's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to stíng all those
 jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?!
 - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - l'il bet.
 What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? -
 Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,
 hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box
 boyl I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed
 the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road
 to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do i look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really
 is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News
 in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck
 goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a
 mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I
 knew l'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you
 want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you
 OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is
 being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos.
 How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs
 kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey?
 We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - T
 where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee,
 Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Ölassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking
 to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you?
 The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots.. Next week... Glasses, quotes
 on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her
 backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
 Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting.. - How many sugars? Just one.
 I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too.
 Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the
 humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten
 into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't
 the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A
 privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the worlid? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was
 man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort
 of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to
 me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only
 take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for
 our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of
 honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank
 you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for
 nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a
 guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't
 have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can ail go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr.
 Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just
 late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a
 little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? i know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we?
 Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had
 it with your little mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than min ny surfe un dudel Poo waterl That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What
 like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing.
 are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life.
 And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I
 always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of
 the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son.
 Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, r'í ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little.bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From
 what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.. - Śo those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Óbjection! - I'm
 going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages
 Štinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took
 a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton Í. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. .. I bíew the whole case, didn't 1? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at
 me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? i can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into
 this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? i don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to
 close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. Ănd assuming
 you've done step correctiy, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor,
 haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete
 dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your
 smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmiess little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke
 machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the
 bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature,
 Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
 Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than
 a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary
 inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've
 never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
 Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
 liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're
 doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault
 do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the
 entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this
 right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last
 chance l'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees,
 pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. Í wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it
 worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this
 park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea.
 Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are
 you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic..without arousing
 suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then
 if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Áttention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll
 experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are
 - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the
 cockpit? Ánd please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is
 Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more
 than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful
 scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! .is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just
 a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.. Haven't we heard this a million times? "The
 surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a
 big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep!
 Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy
 me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap
 out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks!
 They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. Ali right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait
 That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place
 I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you
 is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right,
 flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
 a mínute. I think I'm feeling something Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the
 - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking
 bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. -
 flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
 Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What
 giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen,
 This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means
 Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned
 honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow meris is our last chance. We're the only ones who make
 this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All i gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's
 next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate
 will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help
 who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my
 friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
*Dies in a month*

*Dies in a month*

Chihuahua, Click, and Dumb: 4h S9 Awards Don't click on the comment below me. Star Wars spoilers. Edit: It's been removed now. All is right with the world again. Edit: The mods banned me for calling the star wars spoiler guy a dumb cunt. :( All is wrong with the world now! Rise up on my behalf and seize the memes of production! Eat the mods! Edit: I just saw a cat outside. All is right with the world again. Edit: It was just an uncharacteristically nimble chihuahua! REVOLUTION!!! Edit: Thanks for the silver! I will present it to the Chihuahua and see what it has to say. Edit: The Chihuahua said something about the Germans not having the production capability required to create so much "Zyklon B."(??) I'm starting to regret engaging him. Edit: Okay so the Chihuahua called me a "hook nosed bastard" and spat on me. This Chihuahua is clearly an anti-semite, and no | am all the more angry that he tricked me into thinking he was a cat with his nimbleness. Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue a crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I am calling the police. Edit: The Chihuahua is an off duty cop! Send help! Edit: Okay so I sued the Chihuahua. Got me a lawyer who specializes in hate crimes. Lawyer is a cat. I installed a security camera. After 2 months, I finally caught the Chihuahua drawing a swastika on my garage door. Lawyer says it's time to go to court. 6 hour drive. We get there, judge is a fucking Chihuahua. This town is going to hell! Edit: These god damn Chihuahuas have not seen the last of me. 888 wow, this is wildly unfunny
Chihuahua, Click, and Dumb: 4h
 S9 Awards
 Don't click on the comment below me. Star
 Wars spoilers.
 Edit: It's been removed now. All is right with the
 world again.
 Edit: The mods banned me for calling the star
 wars spoiler guy a dumb cunt. :( All is wrong
 with the world now! Rise up on my behalf and
 seize the memes of production! Eat the mods!
 Edit: I just saw a cat outside. All is right with the
 world again.
 Edit: It was just an uncharacteristically nimble
 chihuahua! REVOLUTION!!!
 Edit: Thanks for the silver! I will present it to
 the Chihuahua and see what it has to say.
 Edit: The Chihuahua said something about the
 Germans not having the production capability
 required to create so much "Zyklon B."(??) I'm
 starting to regret engaging him.
 Edit: Okay so the Chihuahua called me a "hook
 nosed bastard" and spat on me. This
 Chihuahua is clearly an anti-semite, and no |
 am all the more angry that he tricked me into
 thinking he was a cat with his nimbleness.
 Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue
 a crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I
 am calling the police.
 Edit: The Chihuahua is an off duty cop! Send
 help!
 Edit: Okay so I sued the Chihuahua. Got me a
 lawyer who specializes in hate crimes. Lawyer
 is a cat. I installed a security camera. After 2
 months, I finally caught the Chihuahua drawing
 a swastika on my garage door. Lawyer says it's
 time to go to court. 6 hour drive. We get there,
 judge is a fucking Chihuahua. This town is
 going to hell!
 Edit: These god damn Chihuahuas have not
 seen the last of me.
 888
wow, this is wildly unfunny

wow, this is wildly unfunny

Chihuahua, Click, and Dumb: 2 Awards Don't click on the comment below me. Star Wars spoilers. Edit: It's been removed now. All is right with the world again. Edit: The mods banned me for calling the star wars spoiler guy a dumb cunt. :( All is wrong with the world now! Rise up on my behalf and seize the memes of production! Eat the mods! Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue a crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I am calling the police. Edit: I just saw a cat outside. All is right with the world again. Edit: The Chihuahua is an off duty cop! Send help! Edit: Okay so I sued the Chihuahua. Got me a lawyer who specializes in hate crimes. Lawyer is a cat. I installed a security camera. After 2 months, I finally caught the Chihuahua drawing a swastika on my garage door. Lawyer says it's time to go to court. 6 hour drive. We get there, judge is a fucking Chihuahua. This town is going to hell! Edit: It was just an uncharacteristically nimble chihuahua! REVOLUTION!!! Edit: Thanks for the silver! I will present it to the Chihuahua and see what it has to say. Edit: The Chihuahua said something about the Germans not having the production capability required to create so much "Zyklon B."(??) I'm starting to regret engaging him. Edit: These god damn Chihuahuas have not seen the last of me. Edit: Okay so the Chihuahua called me a "hook nosed bastard" and spat on me. This Chihuahua is clearly an anti-semite, and now I am all the more angry that he tricked me into thinking he was a cat with his nimbleness. Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue a crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I am calling the police. Good god the edits...
Chihuahua, Click, and Dumb: 2 Awards
 Don't click on the comment below me. Star Wars
 spoilers.
 Edit: It's been removed now. All is right with the world
 again.
 Edit: The mods banned me for calling the star wars
 spoiler guy a dumb cunt. :( All is wrong with the world
 now! Rise up on my behalf and seize the memes of
 production! Eat the mods!
 Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue a
 crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I am
 calling the police.
 Edit: I just saw a cat outside. All is right with the world
 again.
 Edit: The Chihuahua is an off duty cop! Send help!
 Edit: Okay so I sued the Chihuahua. Got me a
 lawyer who specializes in hate crimes. Lawyer is a
 cat. I installed a security camera. After 2 months,
 I finally caught the Chihuahua drawing a swastika
 on my garage door. Lawyer says it's time to go to
 court. 6 hour drive. We get there, judge is a fucking
 Chihuahua. This town is going to hell!
 Edit: It was just an uncharacteristically nimble
 chihuahua! REVOLUTION!!!
 Edit: Thanks for the silver! I will present it to the
 Chihuahua and see what it has to say.
 Edit: The Chihuahua said something about the
 Germans not having the production capability
 required to create so much "Zyklon B."(??) I'm starting
 to regret engaging him.
 Edit: These god damn Chihuahuas have not seen the
 last of me.
 Edit: Okay so the Chihuahua called me a "hook nosed
 bastard" and spat on me. This Chihuahua is clearly
 an anti-semite, and now I am all the more angry that
 he tricked me into thinking he was a cat with his
 nimbleness.
 Edit: I just caught the Chihuahua trying to glue a
 crudely drawn star of David on to my door. I am
 calling the police.
Good god the edits...

Good god the edits...

Advice, Being Alone, and Ass: sexhaver fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for "offering bad advice", you can replace “reddit" in the url with "ceddit" to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the ""bad advice"" is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn't trust the cops noctourniquet take a look at this thread. Ouch confetti-vampire in this thread, the OP talks about how a local cop in their small town in Ohio is stalking him and, in particular, his fiancée, to the point that they're afraid to leave their home. A lot of the deleted comments are recommending cameras on the house and the cars B (-1iamangee 185 points 2 months ago Was going to recommend the same. I'm not an attorney, but I'd be reporting it to any and every agency/politician possible if it were me. The more that are aware of it the less likely the Department he works for will put their necks on the line to cover for him. You might consider some more security cameras at your home as well that will have a good view down your street in both directions so you can have any evidence of him stalking your home. You can even get the cheap wireless ones and set them in a window, as long as you have a device to record to if you don't want to spend a bunch for install. (removed by moderators) [-] ArbitraryCommentary 6 points 2 months ago Would home cameras do any good if not stored on a cloud? Seems to me if he's willing to go to these lengths deleting footage would be par for the course. I had mine set to periodically upload to Dropbox, also nice as I could check and retrieve the data even on vacation, eases the mind. a lot more of them are recommending OP file a complaint, and refuse to leave until he gets the forms he needs (-MartinManz213 Don't let them talk you out of filing a complaint. Once it's filed it goes on their record. You can't call, you need to go down there and get a paper form. Do not let anyone take the information for you. Have them give you a complaint form. If they keep refusing raise a stink. tremedy te DannyPinn I would be concerned about that as well. You wouldnt be the first disgruntled citizen local pd has ganged up on. I would be quite nervous in your shoes. You came here for legal advice concerning someone who Irevdyderutara (-1 Isombart 68 points 2 months ago Some PD's literally will sfonewall you from filing a complaint against an officer, literally will not give you a form or tell you how to get one without first telling them everything about what you're going to say about it and who the officer is and what happened. You can raise as much of a stink as you want. They don't care. You can go to a lieutenant or captain, same thing. There's many videos on YouTube of this being the case. could likely operate outside the law. Keep in mind though that you are doing the people who live in your town a service by standing up to this cop. If he gets away with this, it could very well embolden him to continue this behavior. Not really legal advice, just thought needed to be said. Good luck to you. remvedbymderatar OMari2218 I know a few people in law enforcement as well I'll ask around and see (-1 ingle In the short term, I think he might be a pain in the ass. But in the long term, if you stick to it, he will have no choice but to leave you alone. if they have a different options and a few are discussing the way small-town cops work with little to no oversight, and that it might be good to talk to someone higher up the chain. (-) Tangboy50000 22 points 2 months ago Just so bigger city folks understand how it works outside of populated areas here in Ohio, there basically are no repercussions for this cop. This town has two officers and a mayor's court. The cops don't even wear full uniforms. They'll wear jeans, boots, and sometimes a uniform shirt. Other cops aren't going to tell them what to do. When I had a problem I went straight to the state attorney general, who takes a very dim view of these joke police forces. They literally don't protect and serve, their sole purpose is revenue to pay their own salary through writing tickets. This is highly illegal and the AG will disband them for it. On a side note if anyone reading this ever gets a ticket where you go to a mayor's court, go and demand it be transferred to the nearest municipal court which is your right. It's pretty much guaranteed to be thrown out because 1. That judge knows how these places operate. 2. The cops never show because they're cowards and need to be on the road writing tickets. none of these comments needed to be deleted. none of these comments are harmful or malicious in anyway. All of these comments are helping OP learn and exercise his rights as a citizen, and all of them were deleted. What all the comments have in common is that it would cause the cop to face any kind of consequences for behavior that, were a civilian doing it, would be illegal. Source: sexhaver some super shady stuff
Advice, Being Alone, and Ass: sexhaver
 fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of
 comments in a row that have been deleted for "offering bad advice", you can
 replace “reddit" in the url with "ceddit" to see the same page with all the deleted
 comments still there, and roughly half the time the ""bad advice"" is literally
 anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn't trust the cops
 noctourniquet
 take a look at this thread. Ouch
 confetti-vampire
 in this thread, the OP talks about how a local cop in their small town in Ohio is
 stalking him and, in particular, his fiancée, to the point that they're afraid to leave
 their home.
 A lot of the deleted comments are recommending cameras on the house and the
 cars
 B (-1iamangee 185 points 2 months ago
 Was going to recommend the same. I'm not an attorney, but I'd be
 reporting it to any and every agency/politician possible if it were me.
 The more that are aware of it the less likely the Department he works
 for will put their necks on the line to cover for him.
 You might consider some more security cameras at your home as well
 that will have a good view down your street in both directions so you
 can have any evidence of him stalking your home. You can even get the
 cheap wireless ones and set them in a window, as long as you have a
 device to record to if you don't want to spend a bunch for install.
 (removed by moderators)
 [-] ArbitraryCommentary 6 points 2 months ago
 Would home cameras do any good if not stored on a cloud? Seems to
 me if he's willing to go to these lengths deleting footage would be par
 for the course. I had mine set to periodically upload to Dropbox, also
 nice as I could check and retrieve the data even on vacation, eases the
 mind.
 a lot more of them are recommending OP file a complaint, and refuse to leave
 until he gets the forms he needs
 (-MartinManz213
 Don't let them talk you out of filing a complaint. Once it's filed it goes
 on their record.
 You can't call, you need to go down there and get a paper form. Do not
 let anyone take the information for you. Have them give you a
 complaint form. If they keep refusing raise a stink.
 tremedy te
 DannyPinn
 I would be concerned about that as well. You wouldnt be the first
 disgruntled citizen local pd has ganged up on. I would be quite nervous
 in your shoes. You came here for legal advice concerning someone who
 Irevdyderutara
 (-1 Isombart 68 points 2 months ago
 Some PD's literally will sfonewall you from filing a complaint against an
 officer, literally will not give you a form or tell you how to get one
 without first telling them everything about what you're going to say
 about it and who the officer is and what happened. You can raise as
 much of a stink as you want. They don't care. You can go to a
 lieutenant or captain, same thing. There's many videos on YouTube of
 this being the case.
 could likely operate outside the law.
 Keep in mind though that you are doing the people who live in your
 town a service by standing up to this cop. If he gets away with this, it
 could very well embolden him to continue this behavior.
 Not really legal advice, just thought
 needed to be said. Good luck to
 you.
 remvedbymderatar
 OMari2218
 I know a few people in law enforcement as well I'll ask around and see
 (-1 ingle
 In the short term, I think he might be a pain in the ass. But in the long
 term, if you stick to it, he will have no choice but to leave you alone.
 if they have a different options
 and a few are discussing the way small-town cops work with little to no
 oversight, and that it might be good to talk to someone higher up the chain.
 (-) Tangboy50000 22 points 2 months ago
 Just so bigger city folks understand how it works outside of populated
 areas here in Ohio, there basically are no repercussions for this cop.
 This town has two officers and a mayor's court. The cops don't even
 wear full uniforms. They'll wear jeans, boots, and sometimes a uniform
 shirt. Other cops aren't going to tell them what to do. When I had a
 problem I went straight to the state attorney general, who takes a very
 dim view of these joke police forces. They literally don't protect and
 serve, their sole purpose is revenue to pay their own salary through
 writing tickets. This is highly illegal and the AG will disband them for it.
 On a side note if anyone reading this ever gets a ticket where you go to
 a mayor's court, go and demand it be transferred to the nearest
 municipal court which is your right. It's pretty much guaranteed to be
 thrown out because 1. That judge knows how these places operate. 2.
 The cops never show because they're cowards and need to be on the
 road writing tickets.
 none of these comments needed to be deleted. none of these comments are
 harmful or malicious in anyway. All of these comments are helping OP learn and
 exercise his rights as a citizen, and all of them were deleted. What all the
 comments have in common is that it would cause the cop to face any kind of
 consequences for behavior that, were a civilian doing it, would be illegal.
 Source: sexhaver
some super shady stuff

some super shady stuff

Alive, America, and Animals: American How the World Really Works Five Eyes Satanic Pedophile Elite Families Satanic Pedophile Elites "Pedophiles run the world." -Stanley Kubrick Wants to replace the current royal families as George Soros the new rulers of the world. Plans to control the The intelligence communities of the United States, Canada, Britain, Australia, and New Zealand that share information and work together. Per Snowden, they operate with little to no oversight by other branches of government. Many activities are believed to be coordinated by US intelligence and/or the satanic pedophile elites. They are also believed to take part in gangstalking and the Targeted Individual program. Includes British royal families. Goals are to sexually corrupt everyone, be able to murder anyone they please for fun, and deny anyone alive inner peace (i.e. "Hell on Earth"). Worships Satan. vorld with socialism and corrupt government programs. Appears to be very interested in witchcraft and UFOS. Trying to climb the different secret societies like AHEPA and Skull & Bones and gain favor by supplying them with children to have sex with... Billionaire donor to the Clinton Foundation. Has visited Teresa Haiti with the Clintons. International Federal Testified that as a child she was forced to engage in satanic practices. She was taken to castles of the rich elites and forced to stay in boxes with bugs and excrement, have sex with strangers, have sex with animals, murder people of all ages (adults, teenagers, children, toddlers, and babies), and eat the her own fetus. Look for documentary: The Devil Made Me Do It ORDER OF Reserve Banking Vanderbilts Rothschilds System Despite the complexity, these banks basically print money and gives it to the elites/bankers to spend before inflation. In other words, they steal from the poor and give to the rich. Clintons DNC Santiago De Los Caballeros Illuminati Unusually high number of deaths of those around them Leaked emails suggest they are heavily involved In pedophilia. Dominican Haiti Created by the Rothschilds to "rule" the world. Objectives: Control the media, the banks, the world population, and other secret societies. Republic tish Virgin Islands San Juan Punta Cana are often ruled as suicide or an accident. Port-au-Prince Medical records and experts in the field confirm her story. Children who were, found to have taken part of satanic practices give similar stories. La Pomana Puerto Rico Comet Ping Pong Owned by Big Cheese LLC (James Alefantis) AHEPA In emails, Podesta asked about playing dominoes on pasta or cheese... Epstein Island isn't too far from Haiti... АНЕРА Bucks Fishing & Camping Also Owned by Big Cheese LLC (James Alefantis) Number associated: 13 COME Sketch of one of Madeleine McCann's abductors. John Podesta was staying close by. Other sketch looks very similar to his brother who was with him. 9 Comet Ping Pong Lieed Greek secret society. Appears to have strong ties to pedophilia and industries of the countries related to Five Eyes. Besta Pizza CVS Pharmacy Besta Pizza Alisha Owens was sentence to 15 years in prison because she wouldn't take back her testimony (like her male friends did) of being forced to have sex with the Chief of Police as a minor. It was later discovered her friends were threatened to change their story. Boy love symbol in logo Shewin Wllams Paint Store Besta Pizza A Bi Bohemian Regal Custom Wet Cleaner. Politics &Prose Bookstore Freemasons Prose & Poetry Owned by HRC Speechwriter Famous readers at its author events have included Exxon CVS Pharmacy politicians such as Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, former Senator Edward Brooke Per the FBI, “cheese" & "pasta" are known code words in the pedophilia world. Grove Connecticut Avenue Tiger Mart Openly secret society that controls the local police. Masonic and pedophilia symbolism can be found in different police logos. Number associated: 33 NEAVING Beyol Borders Beyond Borders Charity focused on Haiti, funded by Clinton Foundation Jake's American Grille Whilahelil A Camp in California where elites meet to practice witchcraft, have gay sex with each other, and to decide the next U.S. President. It is uncertain if another group oversees it, Seems to be connected Banana Leaf POLICE SHERIFF 322 Terasol Bistro & Artisan Gallery GON SunTrust Bank S Skull & Bones Terasol - Another Pedophile symbol found on website, photo of HRC http://www.terasolartisans.com/default.html Was at JFK's assassination UKEGA NGELES Yale secret society. Produced U.S. Presidents like George W. Bush & George H. W. Bush. Believed to secretly control the CIA. Number associated: 322 TATE essenden St NW Fessenden St NW Fessenden St Nw MON Haiti Google to Republicans. Lever."Cha Comet Pizza It appears the Clinton Foundation, while acting like they were trying to help Haiti children, supplied them to Comet Pizza and surrounding businesses. HERRERA HERIFED SHERIE DEPUTY PECIAL ANGELES ERIFE SHERIF DEPUTY HAZZAR CH CIA Comet Pizza (and other "pizza" places in Five Eyes countries) and Besta Pizza appear to have overwhelming circumstantial and indirect evidence that child rape and torture were taking place under the Pizza shops through tunnels. The evidence comes from leaked DNC emails, art displayed (same art found at the satanic pedophile elites' homes), and social media accounts. Symbolism and code words revealed by the FBI seems to further confirm all of this. F'S TN COUNT Local Law Enforcement 19 Bill Clinton & Prince Andrew have been to Epstein Island. While the media focuses on the teenagers at the Island (14-16 year olds), many believe there are underground tunnels where they rape and murder children. Cocaine A journalist investigating this In Haiti mysteriously died. NEW MEXICO NEW YORK AFAAM Sarah Ruth Ashcroft claims she is a survivor of SRA. Said she was forced to have sex with Tom NORTH CAROLIN NORTH A.F. A.M. OSWAY PATRA Hanks as a child. Also claims to have witness men in purple robes hunt, rape, and kill children in Oregon. Interestingly, no one is trying to bring a lawsuit against her... STATE POLICE Police and Sheriff departments have strong ties to Freemason societies. You can often find their masonic HIGHWAY PATROL STATE POLICE It is believed with the help of the Clintons in the Arkansas government, the CIA flew cocaine Into the state. A lot of mysterious deaths happened around the issue and the state coroner kept ruling them as suicides or state officials declining to investigate. SOUTH CAROLINA The use of underground tunnels to sexually abuse children is very similar to The Finders operation beneath nurseries. They talked about Haitian "pizzas" when the Clintons were "helping" in Haiti. See documentary: Best Pizzagate Documentary Pedophilia Rings Exposed by Wikileaks (2017) OREGON EN POLA SHATE MASONI STATE HIGHWAY RHODE ISLAND symbolism in their logos. They are often instructed to send journalists, researchers, gangstalking victims, and Targeted Individuals to mental wards to get rid of them, if they can't find an excuse to arrest them. "Everything is a rich man's trick." -Francis R. While they are supposed to do foreign surveillance, they spend most of their resources to monitor and blackmail U.S. citizens. They were caught hacking into Congress and deleting evidence against them. They faced no consequences for their actions and even threatened members of PATROL STATE POLICE DEGREETEAM HIGHWAY PATROL OHIO POLICE STAYE TROORER The Finders RANGAA TAH HIGHWA VERMONT PATROL The CIA tries to have at least one officer SOUTH DAKOTA During this time, the DOJ agreed to not prosecute CIA agents for smuggling drugs and a journalist investigating Pedophile occult group created by the CIA. Would kidnap children with underground tunnels beneath nurseries. Sounded too ATENNESSEE in all local law departments to become an undercover CIA agent so they can help cover the agency's tracks and help murders to be ruled as "suicides" Congress with criminal charges after they complained. Appears to run the U.S. government by their willingness to do the most evil and by their blackmail pedophile programs used on celebrities, politicians, and those in the Intelligence community. POLICE F.& A. M WABAIRGTON WISCONSIN WEST VIRGINIA STATE POLICE WYOMING this was "suicided." crazy for people to believe and was dismissed. It was later proven to be true. TATE VATRO Girl lover PATRO Boy lover or accidents. Free & Accepted Mason A lot of the evidence was covered up by the local "The only real threats to national security in the world are the military and the intelligence agencies." -Katherine Horton Conolly ATELIGENCE government. Nazis Isaac Kappy was trying to expose the Hollywood pedophiles He was "suicided." It looks like local NROL-39 Media NRO, Hollywood law enforcement helped over it up... FAMERICA STATES OF Nazis were heavily recruited to the CIA after WW2. Nazis had interest in the occult and satanism. The CIA/DoD has strong influence over the media. Anderson Cooper, for example, is an ex-CIA agent and Vanderbilt. CIA was found to have regularly change and write Hollywood scripts. Many believe they aren't just changing them to make them look good but to do a new version of MK Ultra to the masses. Many also believe they are behind the weird YouTube videos targeted to kids. CIA uses its pedophile program to blackmail Hollywood celebrities. Many celebrities claim they blackout to later be shown pictures of them having sex with children. Other celebrities appear to be famous because they were part of secret societies that has sex with children. The programs seem to be about letting the CIA to have blackmail material on you and then helping you to become famous. People who try to expose this end up dying unusual deaths... While they want power, they seem to be below Skull & Bones members in the CIA. Nazis were also A joint operation between the CIA and Air Force. They control the satellites in the sky. They make them and operate them. Probably behind the Targeted Individual program that uses satellites to burn people, if satellites are used on TIs, which is a subject of debate. heavily recruited to NASA. They, as well as the Freemasons, seem to have strong ties to the Denver International Airport (DIA). It connects by underground tunnels to all military bases. Many believe they are waiting for the right time to take over America. Many journalists get paid extra JFK Anderson Cooper, ex-CIA officer If they push a certain narrative. The TV media channels seem Mafia and Vanderbilt, is the face of JFK warned that secret societies were a threat to America CNN. He has no education in very protective of Comet Pizza. NOTHING IS BEYOND The CIA has/had close journalism... ties to the Mafia. It is believed that they helped the CIA to kill JFK. and democracy. Left: Cooper as a child with a statue showing a human being sacrificed to the god Tanit. Top: Pool in Biltmore Estate (Vanderbilt owned). Visually matches art of children being hung on ropes in an empty pool... The CIA killed him a few days after that speech. The mayor of Dallas, in charge of JFK's Presidential route, was a CIA operative. Dallas Police had Freemason members OUR REACH Chester, believed son of John Podesta, was trying to Hollywood itself keeps pushing towards the sexualizing of people, especially expose Washington DC pedophilia. He was "suicided." NRO has the largest budget of any intelligence agency and uses almost entirely private contractors All these groups want to bring in a New World Order--their New World Order children. It is believed the NSA/secret societies give hacked images, audio, and video to those in Hollywood to make secret taunts in commercials and TV shows towards the people the CIA doesn't like-a form of gangstalking. Attacks on US Citizens Embassy Attacks Besides MK Ultra, the CIA/DOD did several deadly experiments on an unknowing US population. This included spraying deadly bacteria over American towns, resulting in deaths, and injecting pregnant women with radioactive particles, just to name a few. They are also believed to be behind the assassination of US journalists. See documentary: The CIA's Secret Experiments | Real Stories NSA It is believed the CIA attacked its own US embassies with sonic weapons (DEWS) in China and Cuba to make sure we always have "enemies" out there to justify their budget. When the FBI investigated, the CIA was uncooperative. The elites can only have power through government, which is literally a gun to your head a few steps removed. DOHS DoD 0 where they're at the top of the pyramid. Foreign Intelligence Works extremely close to the CIA to monitor American citizens. Uses Zero day hacks and backdoors in smart phones, routers, and computers to monitor you. Per NSA whistle blower, they hack members of Congress and the Supreme Court to make sure their budget doesn't shrink. Also per whistle blower, they can hack computers with an "air gap" (no internet connection) using Van Ecks/TEMPEST (distant wireless monitoring of wired computer monitors) and wireless keyboard hacking. A whistle blower also became a TI. The CIA and NSA will often outsource their surveillance of U.S. citizens to foreign intelligence agencies (not just the Five Eyes) to hide tracking of their own citizens. Countries will often give US Intelligence full access to their computer systems if asked. Has done extensive research into directed energy weapons (microwave attacks that only affect living tissue). Also assumed to have through-the-wall cameras. Appear to be involved in SECURITY Created the Fusion Center to involve local law enforcement in searching for domestic terrorists. Their extensive information on U.S citizens are shared with Jesus human trafficking in third world countr for the satanic the local police. Often ask the local police to “watch" (stalk and intimidate) certain U.S. citizens. DOHS will put citizens it doesn't like (journalists) on a TSA list so they are forced to experience the humiliation and sexual trauma of having their privates stroked by a stranger in public (often not even told it is going to happen) when they travel for work. The excuse given for the "random" patdown is: “National security." It is believed the CIA helped the TSA to come up with such policies to further corrupt the masses. Private Sector pedophile elites. Journalist who looked into it mysteriously died. A systemic rape culture exists not only inside the military but also for people living outside their foreign bases. The excuse is given that: "Boys will be boys." Mendoza After CIA operations were exposed by whistle blowers and FIOA requests, it is believed that the CIA/DoD, Fusion Centers, And Department of Homeland Security, outsource their gangstalking to private companies who keep their employees in the dark about everything. After trying to take to court people close to the Bush family, he became a TI in south Texas. Being a lawyer, he got a federal attorney to admit the CIA is targeting him and had an FBI agent admit he was instructed to use DEWS on him. UNITED STATES FPARTMENT Gangstalking & the TI program are seen as a way for the elites to get rid of people who meet the NWO's definition of "undesirables." They want a small population of people they can easily control and who add to their power (those who pay a lot of taxes and don't question authority or the news). IPARTMENT STAT STATES OF UNITED COAST TATES CO UNITED STATES Targeted Individual (TI) – A person being tortured by electronic weapons (often called “touchless torture"). Perps often use microwaves as invisible to the eye lasers combined with thru-the-wall MARINE CORPS AIR FORCE Karen Stewart NSA whistle blower became a STATES Gangstalking – stalking by a group of people in such a way that the victim is aware of it. Meant to cause mental distress to the point of suicide. A "clean" kill for those in power. OF ARMY VAVY TI after reporting them. Notice the HOMELAND Ex-Intelligence Officers It is believed that the private sector hires ex-intelligence officers who are looking for work. red in her face? Look up the documentary: The Electronic Persecution of Jesus Mendoza Mini Secret Societies Dr. Matthew Aaron, a TI from Canada, testifies that he was attacked with microwaves after confronting cruel neighbors. He was able to show burn marks on his windows in the pattern of a Known microwave weapon. Posted his evidence on YouTube. Churches While most would never join a formal secret society, it was found out that many would join a loose one if their friends are involved. The Churches and other organizations are funded by shadow military funds to tell their members that "freedom isn't free" Veterans CIA/DOD funds them. Member only have to prove their loyalty by doing whatever is asked without question. In return, they get access to money, jobs, other resources, and higher status within the group. They in gan cameras for accuracy so no one else feels it. The "perfect" secret torture It is believed that the private sector hires veterans who are looking for work to do gangstalking for them. Midge and the importance of the US military so that perpetual war continues and funds for the U.S. military keep coming in. A Targeted Individual in Arizona. She was attacked in her sleep and in her car. A ophthalmologist confirmed that her eyes burns were from radiation. DF JUSTICE often engage without even knowing about it. Many believe the CIA/DoD actively recruit from the high ranking members of the Mormon church as domestic spies as they have shown to be able to keep secrets. DEPARTMENT Black Helicopters program. It is believed many black helicopters in the sky are military and aim microwave and sonic weapons at Targeted individuals. Military aircraft are not allowed to be tracked, which makes it very hard to prove, unlike civilian aircraft. INTEGRITY FIDELITY BRAVER When David Stockman, economic adviser to Ronald Reagan, was asked what he would replace government with, he answered: "When you remove cancer from your body, what do you replace it with?" INVESTIGA OF Michael Aquino – Former PSYOP US military intelligence officer. Long history of covering up pedophilia. Worships Satan. Established the Temple of Set. 5G Internet routers have been shown to be able to be FBI Anon turned into through-the-wall cameras. It is believed that 5G and even regular cell towers have that ability built-in. It is also believed they can focus their microwaves (what all cell phones and WiFi routers use) on people like a weapon. Dr. Katherine Horton, a TI from Germany/London, testifies that her gangstalkers, who are presumably intelligence agents, send her nude photos of themselves. Has detailed evidence of electronic "Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem." -Ronald Reagan Gang Members The CIA/DoD gives gang members portable DEWS (Directed Energy Weapons) to torture people. They are often kept in backpacks or cars and remotely controlled through the internet using a cell phone's WiFi. The CIA/DoD in turn protects them from prosecution in drug busts. Apparently, many in the FBI are sicken that they have to keep the above secret from the masses. Indentured Servants Q attacks at Stop007.com They have given information out about pedophilia symbols and the CIA Finders cult. They are worried if they give all the information out that there would be riots in the streets and At the bottom, the ones providing the goods and services to be stolen, is the working class. The elites encourage all working class parents to push their children into going to college and owning a home so they can become debt slaves spending most of their life working it off and giving their money to the bankers. To pay it off, the children are encouraged to get high paying corporate jobs (W-2s, so they can't do any meaningful tax planning like the elites do) which means more tax money for the government Entities. Finally, the working class is brainwashed into thinking that the US military can do no wrong and that we need constant war (e.g. that war is good for the economy), even if that includes going over seas to kill innocent people or believing false flags operations without question. Furthermore, home ownership is seen as a way for the elites to isolate and control people. It is believed the elites turned to their evil ways because of their disconnect to the community with their big mansions and isolated lives. complete anarchy. Qanon is believed by many to be a group of military intelligence trying to fight against the demonic activity above by exposing it all. YOU David Shurter Again, are they trying to do the right thing or is it another group seeing a huge power vacuum coming up once this is all exposed? Are they the good guys trying to do the right thing? Or do they see the shit hitting the fan soon and want to distance themselves from the corruption? Only time will tell. After trying to expose all the SRA (Satanic Ritual Abuse) he experienced as a child, he soon became a Targeted Individual. onnecticut e NW Nebraska Ave NW HERE NOT AGENCY HLNOWAG CENTRAL RESERY ALNO AGENCY LOS LINRO OUNTY ATION FEDERAL BUREAD PATROL HIGHWAY NATIONAL AMERICA * STATE STAT DEFENSE OF UNITED AMERICAY U.S. SECURITY Remember: All Evil is Linked
Alive, America, and Animals: American
 How the World Really Works
 Five Eyes
 Satanic Pedophile Elite
 Families
 Satanic Pedophile Elites
 "Pedophiles run the world." -Stanley Kubrick
 Wants to replace the current royal families as
 George
 Soros
 the new rulers of the world. Plans to control the
 The intelligence communities of the United States, Canada, Britain,
 Australia, and New Zealand that share information and
 work together. Per Snowden, they operate with little to no oversight
 by other branches of government. Many activities are believed to be
 coordinated by US intelligence and/or the satanic pedophile elites.
 They are also believed to take part in gangstalking and the Targeted
 Individual program.
 Includes British royal families. Goals are to
 sexually corrupt everyone, be able to murder anyone
 they please for fun, and deny anyone alive
 inner peace (i.e. "Hell on Earth").
 Worships Satan.
 vorld with socialism and corrupt government programs.
 Appears to be very interested in witchcraft and
 UFOS. Trying to climb the different secret societies
 like AHEPA and Skull & Bones and gain
 favor by supplying them with children
 to have sex with...
 Billionaire donor to the Clinton
 Foundation. Has visited
 Teresa
 Haiti with the Clintons.
 International Federal
 Testified that as a child she was forced to engage in satanic practices.
 She was taken to castles of the rich elites and forced to stay in boxes with
 bugs and excrement, have sex with strangers, have sex with animals, murder
 people of all ages (adults, teenagers, children, toddlers, and babies),
 and eat the her own fetus. Look for documentary: The Devil Made Me Do It
 ORDER OF
 Reserve Banking
 Vanderbilts
 Rothschilds
 System
 Despite the complexity, these banks
 basically print money and gives it
 to the elites/bankers to spend before
 inflation. In other words, they steal
 from the poor and give to the rich.
 Clintons
 DNC
 Santiago De
 Los Caballeros
 Illuminati
 Unusually high number of
 deaths of those around them
 Leaked emails suggest
 they are heavily involved
 In pedophilia.
 Dominican
 Haiti
 Created by the Rothschilds to
 "rule" the world. Objectives:
 Control the media, the banks,
 the world population, and
 other secret societies.
 Republic
 tish
 Virgin
 Islands
 San Juan
 Punta Cana
 are often ruled as suicide
 or an accident.
 Port-au-Prince
 Medical records and experts in the field confirm her story. Children who were,
 found to have taken part of satanic practices give similar stories.
 La Pomana
 Puerto Rico
 Comet Ping Pong
 Owned by Big Cheese LLC (James Alefantis)
 AHEPA
 In emails, Podesta asked
 about playing dominoes
 on pasta or
 cheese...
 Epstein Island isn't
 too far from Haiti...
 АНЕРА
 Bucks Fishing & Camping
 Also Owned by Big Cheese LLC (James Alefantis)
 Number associated: 13
 COME
 Sketch of one of Madeleine
 McCann's abductors. John
 Podesta was staying close by. Other
 sketch looks very similar to his brother
 who was with him.
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 Lieed
 Greek secret society. Appears to have strong
 ties to pedophilia and industries of the countries
 related to Five Eyes.
 Besta Pizza
 CVS Pharmacy
 Besta Pizza
 Alisha Owens was sentence to 15 years in prison because she
 wouldn't take back her testimony (like her male friends did) of
 being forced to have sex with the Chief of Police as a minor. It
 was later discovered her friends were threatened to change their
 story.
 Boy love symbol in logo
 Shewin Wllams
 Paint Store
 Besta Pizza A
 Bi
 Bohemian
 Regal Custom
 Wet Cleaner.
 Politics &Prose
 Bookstore
 Freemasons
 Prose & Poetry Owned by HRC Speechwriter
 Famous readers at its author events have included
 Exxon
 CVS Pharmacy
 politicians such as Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama,
 former Senator Edward Brooke
 Per the FBI, “cheese" &
 "pasta" are known code
 words in the pedophilia
 world.
 Grove
 Connecticut
 Avenue Tiger Mart
 Openly secret society that controls
 the local police. Masonic and pedophilia
 symbolism can be found in different
 police logos.
 Number associated: 33
 NEAVING
 Beyol Borders
 Beyond Borders
 Charity focused on Haiti, funded by Clinton Foundation
 Jake's American Grille
 Whilahelil
 A Camp in California where elites meet to
 practice witchcraft, have gay sex with each
 other, and to decide the next U.S. President.
 It is uncertain if another group oversees it,
 Seems to be connected
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 POLICE
 SHERIFF
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 Artisan Gallery
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 SunTrust Bank S
 Skull & Bones
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 Was at JFK's
 assassination
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 NGELES
 Yale secret society. Produced U.S. Presidents
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 Believed to secretly control the CIA.
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 businesses.
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 HERIFED
 SHERIE
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 PECIAL
 ANGELES
 ERIFE
 SHERIF
 DEPUTY
 HAZZAR
 CH
 CIA
 Comet Pizza (and other "pizza" places in Five Eyes countries) and Besta Pizza
 appear to have overwhelming circumstantial and indirect evidence that child
 rape and torture were taking place under the Pizza shops through tunnels.
 The evidence comes from leaked DNC emails, art displayed (same art found at
 the satanic pedophile elites' homes), and social media accounts. Symbolism
 and code words revealed by the FBI seems to further confirm all of this.
 F'S
 TN
 COUNT
 Local Law
 Enforcement
 19
 Bill Clinton & Prince Andrew have
 been to Epstein Island. While the
 media focuses on the teenagers at
 the Island (14-16 year olds), many
 believe there are underground
 tunnels where they rape
 and murder children.
 Cocaine
 A journalist investigating this
 In Haiti mysteriously died.
 NEW MEXICO
 NEW YORK
 AFAAM
 Sarah Ruth Ashcroft claims she is a survivor of
 SRA. Said she was forced to have sex with Tom
 NORTH CAROLIN
 NORTH
 A.F.
 A.M.
 OSWAY PATRA
 Hanks as a child. Also claims to have witness
 men in purple robes hunt, rape, and kill children
 in Oregon. Interestingly, no one is trying to bring
 a lawsuit against her...
 STATE POLICE
 Police and Sheriff departments have strong ties to
 Freemason societies. You can often find their masonic
 HIGHWAY PATROL
 STATE POLICE
 It is believed with the help of the Clintons in the
 Arkansas government, the CIA flew cocaine Into
 the state. A lot of mysterious deaths happened
 around the issue and the state coroner kept ruling
 them as suicides or state officials declining
 to investigate.
 SOUTH
 CAROLINA
 The use of underground tunnels to sexually abuse children is very
 similar to The Finders operation beneath nurseries. They
 talked about Haitian "pizzas" when the Clintons were
 "helping" in Haiti.
 See documentary: Best Pizzagate
 Documentary Pedophilia Rings
 Exposed by Wikileaks (2017)
 OREGON
 EN POLA
 SHATE
 MASONI
 STATE
 HIGHWAY
 RHODE ISLAND
 symbolism in their logos. They are often instructed to send
 journalists, researchers, gangstalking victims, and Targeted
 Individuals to mental wards to get rid of them, if they can't
 find an excuse to arrest them.
 "Everything
 is a rich
 man's trick."
 -Francis R.
 While they are supposed to do foreign surveillance,
 they spend most of their resources to monitor
 and blackmail U.S. citizens. They were
 caught hacking into Congress and deleting evidence
 against them. They faced no consequences for
 their actions and even threatened members of
 PATROL
 STATE POLICE
 DEGREETEAM
 HIGHWAY PATROL
 OHIO
 POLICE
 STAYE TROORER
 The Finders
 RANGAA
 TAH
 HIGHWA
 VERMONT
 PATROL
 The CIA tries to have at least one officer
 SOUTH DAKOTA
 During this time, the DOJ agreed to not
 prosecute CIA agents for smuggling
 drugs and a journalist investigating
 Pedophile occult group created by the CIA.
 Would kidnap children with underground
 tunnels beneath nurseries. Sounded too
 ATENNESSEE
 in all local law departments to become
 an undercover CIA agent so they can help
 cover the agency's tracks and help
 murders to be ruled as "suicides"
 Congress with criminal charges after they complained.
 Appears to run the U.S. government by their willingness
 to do the most evil and by their blackmail pedophile
 programs used on celebrities, politicians, and those in the
 Intelligence community.
 POLICE
 F.& A. M
 WABAIRGTON
 WISCONSIN
 WEST VIRGINIA
 STATE
 POLICE
 WYOMING
 this was "suicided."
 crazy for people to believe and was dismissed.
 It was later proven to be true.
 TATE VATRO
 Girl lover
 PATRO
 Boy lover
 or accidents.
 Free & Accepted Mason
 A lot of the evidence was
 covered up by the local
 "The only real threats to national security in the world
 are the military and the intelligence agencies."
 -Katherine Horton
 Conolly
 ATELIGENCE
 government.
 Nazis
 Isaac Kappy
 was trying to
 expose the Hollywood
 pedophiles He was
 "suicided." It looks like local
 NROL-39
 Media
 NRO,
 Hollywood
 law enforcement helped
 over it up...
 FAMERICA
 STATES OF
 Nazis were heavily recruited to the CIA after WW2.
 Nazis had interest in the occult and satanism.
 The CIA/DoD has strong influence over the
 media. Anderson Cooper, for example, is an
 ex-CIA agent and Vanderbilt.
 CIA was found to have regularly change and write Hollywood scripts. Many
 believe they aren't just changing them to make them look good but to do a new
 version of MK Ultra to the masses. Many also believe they are behind the weird
 YouTube videos targeted to kids. CIA uses its pedophile program to blackmail
 Hollywood celebrities. Many celebrities claim they blackout to later be shown pictures
 of them having sex with children. Other celebrities appear to be famous because they
 were part of secret societies that has sex with children. The programs seem to be
 about letting the CIA to have blackmail material on you and then helping you to
 become famous. People who try to expose this end up dying unusual deaths...
 While they want power, they seem to be below
 Skull & Bones members in the CIA. Nazis were also
 A joint operation between
 the CIA and Air Force. They control the
 satellites in the sky. They make them
 and operate them. Probably behind
 the Targeted Individual program that uses
 satellites to burn people, if satellites are used on TIs,
 which is a subject of debate.
 heavily recruited to NASA. They, as well as the
 Freemasons, seem to have strong ties to the Denver
 International Airport (DIA). It connects by underground
 tunnels to all military bases. Many believe they are
 waiting for the right time to take over America.
 Many journalists get paid extra
 JFK
 Anderson Cooper, ex-CIA officer If they push a certain narrative.
 The TV media channels seem
 Mafia
 and Vanderbilt, is the face of
 JFK warned that secret
 societies were a threat to America
 CNN. He has no education in
 very protective of Comet
 Pizza.
 NOTHING IS BEYOND
 The CIA has/had close
 journalism...
 ties to the Mafia. It is
 believed that they
 helped the CIA to
 kill JFK.
 and democracy.
 Left: Cooper as a child with a statue showing a
 human being sacrificed to the god Tanit.
 Top: Pool in Biltmore Estate (Vanderbilt owned). Visually
 matches art of children being hung on ropes in an empty pool...
 The CIA killed him a few days after
 that speech. The mayor of Dallas,
 in charge of JFK's Presidential
 route, was a CIA operative.
 Dallas Police had Freemason
 members
 OUR REACH
 Chester, believed son of John Podesta, was trying to Hollywood itself keeps pushing towards the sexualizing of people, especially
 expose Washington DC pedophilia. He was "suicided."
 NRO has the largest budget of any intelligence agency
 and uses almost entirely private contractors
 All these groups want
 to bring in a New
 World Order--their
 New World Order
 children. It is believed the NSA/secret societies give hacked images,
 audio, and video to those in Hollywood to make secret taunts
 in commercials and TV shows towards the people
 the CIA doesn't like-a form of gangstalking.
 Attacks on
 US Citizens
 Embassy Attacks
 Besides MK Ultra, the CIA/DOD
 did several deadly experiments
 on an unknowing US population.
 This included spraying deadly
 bacteria over American towns,
 resulting in deaths, and injecting
 pregnant women with radioactive
 particles, just to name a few.
 They are also believed to be behind
 the assassination of US journalists.
 See documentary:
 The CIA's Secret Experiments | Real
 Stories
 NSA
 It is believed the CIA attacked its own US embassies with
 sonic weapons (DEWS) in China and Cuba to make sure
 we always have "enemies" out there to justify their
 budget. When the FBI investigated, the CIA was
 uncooperative.
 The elites can only
 have power through
 government, which
 is literally a gun to
 your head a few
 steps removed.
 DOHS DoD
 0
 where they're at the
 top of the pyramid.
 Foreign Intelligence
 Works extremely close to the CIA to monitor American
 citizens. Uses Zero day hacks and backdoors in smart
 phones, routers, and computers to monitor you. Per
 NSA whistle blower, they hack members of Congress
 and the Supreme Court to make sure their budget
 doesn't shrink. Also per whistle blower, they can hack
 computers with an "air gap" (no internet connection)
 using Van Ecks/TEMPEST (distant wireless monitoring
 of wired computer monitors) and wireless keyboard
 hacking. A whistle blower also became a TI.
 The CIA and NSA will often outsource their
 surveillance of U.S. citizens to foreign intelligence
 agencies (not just the Five Eyes) to hide tracking
 of their own citizens. Countries will often give US
 Intelligence full access to their computer systems if
 asked.
 Has done extensive research into directed energy
 weapons (microwave attacks that only affect
 living tissue). Also assumed to have
 through-the-wall cameras. Appear to be involved in
 SECURITY
 Created the Fusion Center to involve local law
 enforcement in searching for domestic terrorists. Their
 extensive information on U.S citizens are shared with
 Jesus
 human trafficking in third world countr
 for the satanic
 the local police. Often ask the local police to “watch"
 (stalk and intimidate) certain U.S. citizens. DOHS will put citizens
 it doesn't like (journalists) on a TSA list so they are forced to
 experience the humiliation and sexual trauma of having their
 privates stroked by a stranger in public (often not even told
 it is going to happen) when they travel for work. The excuse
 given for the "random" patdown is: “National security." It is
 believed the CIA helped the TSA to come up with such
 policies to further corrupt the masses.
 Private Sector
 pedophile elites. Journalist who looked into it
 mysteriously died. A systemic rape culture exists
 not only inside the military but also for people living
 outside their foreign bases. The excuse is given that:
 "Boys will be boys."
 Mendoza
 After CIA operations were exposed by whistle blowers and
 FIOA requests, it is believed that the CIA/DoD, Fusion Centers,
 And Department of Homeland Security, outsource their
 gangstalking to private companies who keep their
 employees in the dark about everything.
 After trying to take to court people
 close to the Bush family, he became
 a TI in south Texas. Being a lawyer,
 he got a federal attorney to admit
 the CIA is targeting him and
 had an FBI agent admit
 he was instructed to use
 DEWS on him.
 UNITED STATES
 FPARTMENT
 Gangstalking & the TI program are seen as a way for the
 elites to get rid of people who meet the NWO's definition
 of "undesirables." They want a small population of people
 they can easily control and who add to their power (those
 who pay a lot of taxes and don't question authority or the
 news).
 IPARTMENT
 STAT
 STATES
 OF
 UNITED
 COAST
 TATES CO
 UNITED
 STATES
 Targeted Individual (TI) – A
 person being tortured by
 electronic weapons (often
 called “touchless torture").
 Perps often use microwaves
 as invisible to the eye lasers
 combined with thru-the-wall
 MARINE CORPS
 AIR FORCE
 Karen Stewart
 NSA whistle
 blower became a
 STATES
 Gangstalking – stalking by
 a group of people in such a
 way that the victim is aware
 of it. Meant to cause mental
 distress to the point of
 suicide. A "clean" kill for
 those in power.
 OF
 ARMY
 VAVY
 TI after reporting
 them. Notice the
 HOMELAND
 Ex-Intelligence Officers
 It is believed that the private sector hires
 ex-intelligence officers who are looking for work.
 red in her face?
 Look up the documentary:
 The Electronic Persecution of
 Jesus Mendoza
 Mini Secret Societies
 Dr. Matthew Aaron, a TI from Canada, testifies that
 he was attacked with microwaves after confronting
 cruel neighbors. He was able to show burn
 marks on his windows in the pattern of a
 Known microwave weapon. Posted
 his evidence on YouTube.
 Churches
 While most would never join a formal secret
 society, it was found out that many would join a
 loose one if their friends are involved. The
 Churches and other organizations are
 funded by shadow military funds to tell
 their members that "freedom isn't free"
 Veterans
 CIA/DOD funds them. Member only have to
 prove their loyalty by doing whatever is asked
 without question. In return, they get access
 to money, jobs, other resources, and
 higher status within the group. They
 in gan
 cameras for accuracy so no
 one else feels it. The
 "perfect" secret torture
 It is believed that the private sector hires veterans
 who are looking for work to do gangstalking for them.
 Midge
 and the importance of the US military
 so that perpetual war continues and
 funds for the U.S. military keep coming in.
 A Targeted Individual in Arizona. She
 was attacked in her sleep and in her car.
 A ophthalmologist confirmed that her
 eyes burns were from
 radiation.
 DF JUSTICE
 often
 engage
 without even knowing about it.
 Many believe the CIA/DoD actively recruit
 from the high ranking members of the
 Mormon church as domestic spies as they
 have shown to be able to keep secrets.
 DEPARTMENT
 Black Helicopters
 program.
 It is believed many black helicopters in the sky are
 military and aim microwave and sonic weapons at
 Targeted individuals. Military aircraft are not allowed
 to be tracked, which makes it very hard to prove,
 unlike civilian aircraft.
 INTEGRITY
 FIDELITY
 BRAVER
 When David Stockman, economic adviser to
 Ronald Reagan, was asked what he would
 replace government with, he answered:
 "When you remove cancer from your body,
 what do you replace it with?"
 INVESTIGA
 OF
 Michael Aquino – Former PSYOP
 US military intelligence officer.
 Long history of covering up
 pedophilia. Worships Satan.
 Established the Temple of Set.
 5G
 Internet routers have been shown to be able to be
 FBI Anon
 turned into through-the-wall cameras. It is believed
 that 5G and even regular cell towers have that ability
 built-in. It is also believed they can focus their
 microwaves (what all cell phones and WiFi routers
 use) on people like a weapon.
 Dr. Katherine Horton, a TI from Germany/London, testifies that
 her gangstalkers, who are presumably intelligence
 agents, send her nude photos of themselves.
 Has detailed evidence of electronic
 "Government is not the
 solution to our problem.
 Government is the
 problem." -Ronald
 Reagan
 Gang Members
 The CIA/DoD gives gang members portable DEWS (Directed
 Energy Weapons) to torture people. They are often kept in
 backpacks or cars and remotely controlled through the internet
 using a cell phone's WiFi. The CIA/DoD in turn protects them
 from prosecution in drug busts.
 Apparently, many in the FBI are sicken that they have to keep the
 above secret from the masses.
 Indentured Servants
 Q
 attacks at Stop007.com
 They have given information out about pedophilia symbols and
 the CIA Finders cult. They are worried if they give all the
 information out that there would be riots in the streets and
 At the bottom, the ones providing the goods and services to be stolen, is the working class.
 The elites encourage all working class parents to push their children into going to college and owning
 a home so they can become debt slaves spending most of their life working it off and giving their
 money to the bankers. To pay it off, the children are encouraged to get high paying corporate jobs (W-2s, so they
 can't do any meaningful tax planning like the elites do) which means more tax money for the government
 Entities. Finally, the working class is brainwashed into thinking that the US military can do no wrong and
 that we need constant war (e.g. that war is good for the economy), even if that includes going over seas to kill
 innocent people or believing false flags operations without question. Furthermore, home ownership is seen as
 a way for the elites to isolate and control people. It is believed the elites turned to their evil ways
 because of their disconnect to the community with their big mansions and isolated lives.
 complete anarchy.
 Qanon is believed by many to be a group of military intelligence
 trying to fight against the demonic activity above by exposing it all.
 YOU
 David Shurter
 Again, are they trying to do the right thing or is it another group
 seeing a huge power vacuum coming up once this is all exposed?
 Are they the good guys trying to do the right thing? Or do they see
 the shit hitting the fan soon and want to distance themselves from
 the corruption? Only time will tell.
 After trying to expose all the SRA (Satanic Ritual Abuse) he experienced as
 a child, he soon became a Targeted Individual.
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