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Crying, Food, and Friends: Losing you wasn't just painful, it was fucking damaging also. It wasn't me sitting down on a couch surrounded by my friends as we watched movies and ate food to try and forget you. It was me staying up at four in the morning because the thought of you was so fucking strong I couldn't even close my eyes without seeing your face. It was me swallowing thickly and blinking back tears every time I was in public, the hole in my chest causing my breaths to come out shaky rather than normal. It was me laughing at things for no reason as my stomach turned because the urge of falling apart was getting stronger. It was me crying at random hours during the day and me not wanting to get up out of bed... It was me deleting our conversations and regretting it because now I couldn't know where we had went wrong. It fucking hurt, losing you had hurt and I wasn't ever able to forget that kind of pain

Crying, Food, and Friends: Losing you wasn't just painful, it was fucking
damaging also. It wasn't me sitting down on a
couch surrounded by my friends as we watched
movies and ate food to try and forget you. It was
me staying up at four in the morning because the
thought of you was so fucking strong I couldn't
even close my eyes without seeing your face. It
was me swallowing thickly and blinking back
tears every time I was in public, the hole in my
chest causing my breaths to come out shaky
rather than normal. It was me laughing at things
for no reason as my stomach turned because the
urge of falling apart was getting stronger. It was
me crying at random hours during the day and
me not wanting to get up out of bed... It was me
deleting our conversations and regretting it
because now I couldn't know where we had went
wrong. It fucking hurt, losing you had hurt and I
wasn't ever able to forget that kind of pain

Crying, Food, and Friends: Losing you wasn't just painful, it was fucking
damaging also. It wasn't me sitting down on a
couch surrounded by my friends as we watched
movies and ate food to try and forget you. It was
me staying up at four in the morning because the
thought of you was so fucking strong I couldn't
even close my eyes without seeing your face. It
was me swallowing thickly and blinking back
tears every time I was in public, the hole in my
chest causing my breaths to come out shaky
rather than normal. It was me laughing at things
for no reason as my stomach turned because the
urge of falling apart was getting stronger. It was
me crying at random hours during the day and
me not wanting to get up out of bed... It was me
deleting our conversations and regretting it
because now I couldn't know where we had went
wrong. It fucking hurt, losing you had hurt and I
wasn't ever able to forget that kind of pain

Comfortable, Yeah, and Couch: EffYeahSteph @eff_yeah_steph Me: *getting off the couch* I'll be right back. Dog: Iwould really feel more comfortable if we went together. Not mad about it though (credit & consent: @sososteph)

Comfortable, Yeah, and Couch: EffYeahSteph
@eff_yeah_steph
Me: *getting off the couch*
I'll be right back.
Dog: Iwould really feel more
comfortable if we went together.
Not mad about it though (credit & consent: @sososteph)

Comfortable, Yeah, and Couch: EffYeahSteph
@eff_yeah_steph
Me: *getting off the couch*
I'll be right back.
Dog: Iwould really feel more
comfortable if we went together.
Not mad about it though (credit & consent: @sososteph)

Not mad about it though (credit

Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch customer: can we get a plate of french fries for the table? me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't think we're allowed to feed the tables boss: can i talk to u for a sec me: what's up boss: ur doing a great job.i want those tables to starve. Mmm yes

Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
customer: can we get a plate of french
fries for the table?
me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't
think we're allowed to feed the tables
boss: can i talk to u for a sec
me: what's up
boss: ur doing a great job.i want those
tables to starve.
Mmm yes

Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
customer: can we get a plate of french
fries for the table?
me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't
think we're allowed to feed the tables
boss: can i talk to u for a sec
me: what's up
boss: ur doing a great job.i want those
tables to starve.
Mmm yes

Mmm yes

Books, Life, and Love: littlebluebarista Can we romanticize video games the way we do books? Like you hear all these things about how you can curl up with a book on a rainy day and drink tea and smother yourself in blankets but anytime you hear things about video games it's always about how you're wasting your life away yelling into a headset as you play Call of Duty in a basement? Imagine bundling yourself up on the couch, the sound of rain hitting the roof, and putting on Fable for a few hours. Or getting home after a long day of work. You make yourself a cup of cocoa, put on fuzzy pis, and play Viva Piñata for hours not giving a second thought to the outside world. Semester just got out? Throw on some Fallout and just take a night to breathe and enjoy. You aren't wasting your life away, you're enjoying it. Games can be just as much an escape as books, except you get to be part of the story. Seen on r/gaming. Love the Fable example. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JFjVm9

Books, Life, and Love: littlebluebarista
Can we romanticize video games the way we do
books?
Like you hear all these things about how you can curl
up with a book on a rainy day and drink tea and
smother yourself in blankets but anytime you hear
things about video games it's always about how
you're wasting your life away yelling into a headset
as you play Call of Duty in a basement?
Imagine bundling yourself up on the couch, the
sound of rain hitting the roof, and putting on Fable
for a few hours. Or getting home after a long day of
work. You make yourself a cup of cocoa, put on
fuzzy pis, and play Viva Piñata for hours not giving a
second thought to the outside world. Semester just
got out? Throw on some Fallout and just take a night
to breathe and enjoy.
You aren't wasting your life away, you're enjoying it.
Games can be just as much an escape as books,
except you get to be part of the story.
Seen on r/gaming. Love the Fable example. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JFjVm9

Books, Life, and Love: littlebluebarista
Can we romanticize video games the way we do
books?
Like you hear all these things about how you can curl
up with a book on a rainy day and drink tea and
smother yourself in blankets but anytime you hear
things about video games it's always about how
you're wasting your life away yelling into a headset
as you play Call of Duty in a basement?
Imagine bundling yourself up on the couch, the
sound of rain hitting the roof, and putting on Fable
for a few hours. Or getting home after a long day of
work. You make yourself a cup of cocoa, put on
fuzzy pis, and play Viva Piñata for hours not giving a
second thought to the outside world. Semester just
got out? Throw on some Fallout and just take a night
to breathe and enjoy.
You aren't wasting your life away, you're enjoying it.
Games can be just as much an escape as books,
except you get to be part of the story.
Seen on r/gaming. Love the Fable example. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JFjVm9

Seen on r/gaming. Love the Fable example. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JFjVm9

Couch, Feet, and Lift: When someone is vacuuming and you're on the couch Lift those feet

Couch, Feet, and Lift: When someone is vacuuming and
you're on the couch
Lift those feet

Couch, Feet, and Lift: When someone is vacuuming and
you're on the couch
Lift those feet

Lift those feet

Crying, Dude, and Friends: strongermonster i love student housing. i'm in the common room waiting for a friend and there's some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him "who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?" and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head "The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a normal human."

Crying, Dude, and Friends: strongermonster
i love student housing. i'm in the common room
waiting for a friend and there's some dude
crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends
around him and i can only hear bits and pieces
but someone asked him "who gets the
minecraft server if you guys break up?" and he
started crying harder and a 3rd person reached
over to smack the guy who asked it on the back
of the head
"The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a normal human."

Crying, Dude, and Friends: strongermonster
i love student housing. i'm in the common room
waiting for a friend and there's some dude
crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends
around him and i can only hear bits and pieces
but someone asked him "who gets the
minecraft server if you guys break up?" and he
started crying harder and a 3rd person reached
over to smack the guy who asked it on the back
of the head
"The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a normal human."

"The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a normal human."

Dank, Couch, and Nope: Nope, nothing under the couch. I guessyou'lljust have to buy me a new bone Classic

Dank, Couch, and Nope: Nope, nothing under the
couch. I guessyou'lljust
have to buy me a new bone
Classic

Dank, Couch, and Nope: Nope, nothing under the
couch. I guessyou'lljust
have to buy me a new bone
Classic

Classic

Couch, Dog, and Human: newsflare "My dog likes to sit on the couch like a human..." 😂

Couch, Dog, and Human: newsflare
"My dog likes to sit on the couch like a human..." 😂

Couch, Dog, and Human: newsflare
"My dog likes to sit on the couch like a human..." 😂

"My dog likes to sit on the couch like a human..." 😂

Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before. A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night, I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me o come in. "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore. Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. e mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him. Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something? "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat. He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck. e turned and left. And with that, A few moments later, I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder, One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that old, One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys? And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring. "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse

Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles
I once lost my keys at a frat house.
My drunk ass had actually walked home
without them, pounded on my apartment
door, gotten let in by my rightfully-
disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to
pass out on the couch. Apparently I
puked in the toilet before passing out
do not remember
The next morning, I schlepped back to the
frat house. I stood there, right in front of
the front door. This was a novel
experience for me. I'd never been at a frat
house in broad daylight before.
A boy, presumably, of the house, asked
me what I was doing.
"I lost my keys in here last night, I called
back. "I was seeing if I could go in and
look for them?"
He opened the door and gestured for me
o come in.
"Go wherever you want."
I'd never seen a frat house post-party
Derore. Wandering up the stairs a
by
hungover and still-drunk frat boys
sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food
and showers like moths to a porch light.
A few of them threw puzzled glances my
way. I'm sure they thought I was some
post-bacchanalia hallucination.
I entered one room where a boy was
drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-
esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of
his room from his bed.
"Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice
from the fact that his face was squished
against his pillow and half-buried by his
blanket.
I told him I did.
e mumbled again, pleased, and asked
what I was doing. I told him I was looking
my keys.
"Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around
bere
I didn't doubt him.
Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched
just about every bedroom and nuclear-
at dumn-site of a bathroom in that
house. I'd given up on ever finding my
keys and was prepared to beg my
roommates' forgiveness and get a new
set copied.
As I stood there in the hallway, silently
a particularly
burly frat boy approached me.
"You need help with something?
"I lost my keys here last night and I can't
find them, I've looked everywhere.
"What do they look like? I'll put it into the
group chat. He was already pulling out
his phone.
No one ever checks a group chat, I
thought, but what the hell. It was worth a
shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The
keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like
yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss
He nodded, presumably typing this
description faithfully into the group chat.
"Alright, I sent the message out. Good
luck.
e turned and left.
And with that,
A few moments later, I heard a distant
and it was getting louder and louder, One
assumes that how I felt in that moment
was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest
stampede through the ravine as a horde
large young men all thundered down
the stairs, making a beeling for me.
"Someone tell the girl!" One of them
shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey,
GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!!
They circled around me. I hadn't felt that
old, One of them split himself off from
the crowd.
"Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys
from his pocket, "your keys?
And lo, there was the distinctive bright
millennial pink cat keychain dangling off
the ring.
"Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes."
"EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYY!!"
The cheer went up.
Turns out he found them in the bathroom
upstairs. I thanked them again profusely.
There was a scattered round of "no
problems" and then, just
suddenly as
they descended, they all dispersed, like
ships in the night.
gatorfisch
THIS is boys will be boys
Nice Frathouse

Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles
I once lost my keys at a frat house.
My drunk ass had actually walked home
without them, pounded on my apartment
door, gotten let in by my rightfully-
disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to
pass out on the couch. Apparently I
puked in the toilet before passing out
do not remember
The next morning, I schlepped back to the
frat house. I stood there, right in front of
the front door. This was a novel
experience for me. I'd never been at a frat
house in broad daylight before.
A boy, presumably, of the house, asked
me what I was doing.
"I lost my keys in here last night, I called
back. "I was seeing if I could go in and
look for them?"
He opened the door and gestured for me
o come in.
"Go wherever you want."
I'd never seen a frat house post-party
Derore. Wandering up the stairs a
by
hungover and still-drunk frat boys
sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food
and showers like moths to a porch light.
A few of them threw puzzled glances my
way. I'm sure they thought I was some
post-bacchanalia hallucination.
I entered one room where a boy was
drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-
esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of
his room from his bed.
"Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice
from the fact that his face was squished
against his pillow and half-buried by his
blanket.
I told him I did.
e mumbled again, pleased, and asked
what I was doing. I told him I was looking
my keys.
"Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around
bere
I didn't doubt him.
Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched
just about every bedroom and nuclear-
at dumn-site of a bathroom in that
house. I'd given up on ever finding my
keys and was prepared to beg my
roommates' forgiveness and get a new
set copied.
As I stood there in the hallway, silently
a particularly
burly frat boy approached me.
"You need help with something?
"I lost my keys here last night and I can't
find them, I've looked everywhere.
"What do they look like? I'll put it into the
group chat. He was already pulling out
his phone.
No one ever checks a group chat, I
thought, but what the hell. It was worth a
shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The
keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like
yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss
He nodded, presumably typing this
description faithfully into the group chat.
"Alright, I sent the message out. Good
luck.
e turned and left.
And with that,
A few moments later, I heard a distant
and it was getting louder and louder, One
assumes that how I felt in that moment
was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest
stampede through the ravine as a horde
large young men all thundered down
the stairs, making a beeling for me.
"Someone tell the girl!" One of them
shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey,
GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!!
They circled around me. I hadn't felt that
old, One of them split himself off from
the crowd.
"Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys
from his pocket, "your keys?
And lo, there was the distinctive bright
millennial pink cat keychain dangling off
the ring.
"Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes."
"EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYY!!"
The cheer went up.
Turns out he found them in the bathroom
upstairs. I thanked them again profusely.
There was a scattered round of "no
problems" and then, just
suddenly as
they descended, they all dispersed, like
ships in the night.
gatorfisch
THIS is boys will be boys
Nice Frathouse

Nice Frathouse

Ass, Cheating, and Gym: Riley Alessandra @rileyalessandra Date a gamer guy. He ain't cheating or whining, he's sitting his ass on the couch being a virtual cowboy and riding around on a horse named Jon Bon Pony. 12/1/18, 11:16 PM Um no. They also spend all of their time doing this. Alexa Ignore u, consider u watching them play video games as hanging out. Lol I'm sorry but stop grown ass men from having video game addictions 2k19 754 Synes godt om- Svar 20 t Vis tidligere svar Drew not gaming, it's working in the shed, it's fishing, hunting, going to the gym, etc. None of those connect to being inattentive as a lover. People have hobbies, Alexa. If it's The only common denominator is you, Alexa. If your boyfriends have been ignoring you, yes, they need to work on that, but if it's something that keeps happening with every guy you date, it's not their hobbies making them ignore you Synes godt om-Svar 20t OO 469

Ass, Cheating, and Gym: Riley Alessandra
@rileyalessandra
Date a gamer guy. He ain't cheating or
whining, he's sitting his ass on the
couch being a virtual cowboy and
riding around on a horse named Jon
Bon Pony.
12/1/18, 11:16 PM
Um no. They also spend all of their time doing this.
Alexa
Ignore u, consider u watching them play video games as hanging
out. Lol I'm sorry but stop grown ass men from having video game
addictions 2k19
754
Synes godt om- Svar 20 t
Vis tidligere svar
Drew
not gaming, it's working in the shed, it's fishing, hunting, going
to the gym, etc. None of those connect to being inattentive as
a lover.
People have hobbies, Alexa. If it's
The only common denominator is you, Alexa. If your
boyfriends have been ignoring you, yes, they need to work on
that, but if it's something that keeps happening with every guy
you date, it's not their hobbies making them ignore you
Synes godt om-Svar 20t
OO 469

Ass, Cheating, and Gym: Riley Alessandra
@rileyalessandra
Date a gamer guy. He ain't cheating or
whining, he's sitting his ass on the
couch being a virtual cowboy and
riding around on a horse named Jon
Bon Pony.
12/1/18, 11:16 PM
Um no. They also spend all of their time doing this.
Alexa
Ignore u, consider u watching them play video games as hanging
out. Lol I'm sorry but stop grown ass men from having video game
addictions 2k19
754
Synes godt om- Svar 20 t
Vis tidligere svar
Drew
not gaming, it's working in the shed, it's fishing, hunting, going
to the gym, etc. None of those connect to being inattentive as
a lover.
People have hobbies, Alexa. If it's
The only common denominator is you, Alexa. If your
boyfriends have been ignoring you, yes, they need to work on
that, but if it's something that keeps happening with every guy
you date, it's not their hobbies making them ignore you
Synes godt om-Svar 20t
OO 469

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle @ltsKylle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle
@ltsKylle
Why is it so much easier to fall asleep
on the couch unintentionally than to
fall asleep in bed intentionally

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle
@ltsKylle
Why is it so much easier to fall asleep
on the couch unintentionally than to
fall asleep in bed intentionally

Nasa, News, and Couch: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News 12 dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early |astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? |astronaut: "loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted Y'all are back early

Nasa, News, and Couch: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles
Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News
12
dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
|astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
|astronaut: "loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Y'all are back early

Nasa, News, and Couch: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles
Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News
12
dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
|astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
|astronaut: "loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Y'all are back early

Y'all are back early

Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

Fuck You, Gif, and Work: Dads Garbage @DadsGarbage Depression - "stay on the couch, we can't handle people. You need rest, call off work" Anxiety - "swear to fuck you call off work you're getting fired." Me - sobbing uncontrollably GIF

Fuck You, Gif, and Work: Dads Garbage
@DadsGarbage
Depression - "stay on the couch, we can't
handle people. You need rest, call off work"
Anxiety - "swear to fuck you call off work
you're getting fired."
Me -
sobbing uncontrollably
GIF

Fuck You, Gif, and Work: Dads Garbage
@DadsGarbage
Depression - "stay on the couch, we can't
handle people. You need rest, call off work"
Anxiety - "swear to fuck you call off work
you're getting fired."
Me -
sobbing uncontrollably
GIF

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: *Me watching my little brother while no one else is home "Derp I have a headache!" "Oh ok little buddy. I'l1 get you some children's tylenol." *couch "No. I know how cure it'" to CAC Oh Shit darthlampman: Quality repost number 180 “He’s alright…..well he has never been all right”

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: *Me watching my little
brother while no one else is
home
"Derp I have a
headache!"
"Oh ok little buddy. I'l1
get you some children's
tylenol."
*couch
"No. I know how
cure it'"
to
CAC
Oh
Shit
darthlampman:

Quality repost number 180 “He’s alright…..well he has never been all right”

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: *Me watching my little
brother while no one else is
home
"Derp I have a
headache!"
"Oh ok little buddy. I'l1
get you some children's
tylenol."
*couch
"No. I know how
cure it'"
to
CAC
Oh
Shit
darthlampman:

Quality repost number 180 “He’s alright…..well he has never been all right”

darthlampman: Quality repost number 180 “He’s alright…..well he has never been all right”

Facebook, Memes, and Couch: When your couch and your gown were made by the same designer CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

Facebook, Memes, and Couch: When your couch and your gown
were made by the same designer
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/classicalartmemes

Facebook, Memes, and Couch: When your couch and your gown
were made by the same designer
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/classicalartmemes

America, Nasa, and News: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 12 Moon Demons are Americas biggest threat!

America, Nasa, and News: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles
Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News
dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
12
Moon Demons are Americas biggest threat!

America, Nasa, and News: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles
Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News
dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
12
Moon Demons are Americas biggest threat!

Moon Demons are Americas biggest threat!

Couch, Mom, and Idea: Me, high as a kite sitting next to my mom on the couch: "She has no idea" Mom: "Who has no idea???" TR

Couch, Mom, and Idea: Me, high as a kite sitting next to my
mom on the couch: "She has no idea"
Mom: "Who has no idea???"
TR

Couch, Mom, and Idea: Me, high as a kite sitting next to my
mom on the couch: "She has no idea"
Mom: "Who has no idea???"
TR

Nasa, Couch, and Moon: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018 moons haunted

Nasa, Couch, and Moon: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
moons haunted

Nasa, Couch, and Moon: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back
on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
moons haunted

moons haunted

Couch, Onion, and Old: A Queer Mermaid @C_GraceT Meredith Blake is 26 years old and scamming a man who owns a vineyard and I am 28 and eating onion rings on my couch

Couch, Onion, and Old: A Queer Mermaid
@C_GraceT
Meredith Blake is 26 years old and
scamming a man who owns a vineyard and I
am 28 and eating onion rings on my couch

Couch, Onion, and Old: A Queer Mermaid
@C_GraceT
Meredith Blake is 26 years old and
scamming a man who owns a vineyard and I
am 28 and eating onion rings on my couch

Starbucks, Cool, and Couch: Starbucks let a stray dog sleep on their couch TAL COFT U/ILLMENT very cool starbucks

Starbucks, Cool, and Couch: Starbucks let a stray dog
sleep on their couch
TAL
COFT
U/ILLMENT
very cool starbucks

Starbucks, Cool, and Couch: Starbucks let a stray dog
sleep on their couch
TAL
COFT
U/ILLMENT
very cool starbucks

very cool starbucks

Couch, You, and For: SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LAY ON THE COUCH AND READ FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS

Couch, You, and For: SOMETIMES YOU JUST
NEED TO LAY ON
THE COUCH AND
READ FOR A COUPLE
OF YEARS

Couch, You, and For: SOMETIMES YOU JUST
NEED TO LAY ON
THE COUCH AND
READ FOR A COUPLE
OF YEARS

Ass, Dank, and Memes: Australian people when a big ass spider sits on their couch Australian people when the emus start acting weird Wee Woo Wee W A war we cannot win by n1GG99 MORE MEMES

Ass, Dank, and Memes: Australian
people when a
big ass spider
sits on their
couch
Australian
people when
the emus
start acting
weird
Wee Woo Wee W
A war we cannot win by n1GG99
MORE MEMES

Ass, Dank, and Memes: Australian
people when a
big ass spider
sits on their
couch
Australian
people when
the emus
start acting
weird
Wee Woo Wee W
A war we cannot win by n1GG99
MORE MEMES

A war we cannot win by n1GG99 MORE MEMES

Memes, Nasa, and Couch: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch asa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 1:18 PM 30 Oct 18 15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes I miss having someone to share memes with so Im going to share them with you all. Day 1

Memes, Nasa, and Couch: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
asa employee: oh hey u guys are
back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and
getting back on the rocket-ship*
moon's haunted
1:18 PM 30 Oct 18
15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes
I miss having someone to share memes with so Im going to share them with you all. Day 1

Memes, Nasa, and Couch: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
asa employee: oh hey u guys are
back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and
getting back on the rocket-ship*
moon's haunted
1:18 PM 30 Oct 18
15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes
I miss having someone to share memes with so Im going to share them with you all. Day 1

I miss having someone to share memes with so Im going to share them with you all. Day 1

Dank, Dogs, and Work: LAD BIBL "I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND I FOUND MY DOG INSIDE THE COUCH. TROUBLE MAKER!" -OWNER [VIRALHOG] How do dogs manage to get themselves stuck in literally everything? 😂

Dank, Dogs, and Work: LAD
BIBL
"I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND I FOUND MY
DOG INSIDE THE COUCH. TROUBLE MAKER!"
-OWNER
[VIRALHOG]
How do dogs manage to get themselves stuck in literally everything? 😂

Dank, Dogs, and Work: LAD
BIBL
"I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND I FOUND MY
DOG INSIDE THE COUCH. TROUBLE MAKER!"
-OWNER
[VIRALHOG]
How do dogs manage to get themselves stuck in literally everything? 😂

How do dogs manage to get themselves stuck in literally everything? 😂

Dad, Love, and Memes: Me turning off the TV in his My dad carrying me to my room after I fell asleep on the couch room afterhe fell asleep while I was studying positive-memes: Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Dad, Love, and Memes: Me turning off
the TV in his
My dad carrying
me to my room
after I fell asleep
on the couch
room afterhe
fell asleep while
I was studying
positive-memes:

Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Dad, Love, and Memes: Me turning off
the TV in his
My dad carrying
me to my room
after I fell asleep
on the couch
room afterhe
fell asleep while
I was studying
positive-memes:

Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

positive-memes: Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Dad, Love, and Couch: Me turning off the TV in his My dad carrying me to my room after I fell asleep on the couch room afterhe fell asleep while I was studying Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Dad, Love, and Couch: Me turning off
the TV in his
My dad carrying
me to my room
after I fell asleep
on the couch
room afterhe
fell asleep while
I was studying
Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Dad, Love, and Couch: Me turning off
the TV in his
My dad carrying
me to my room
after I fell asleep
on the couch
room afterhe
fell asleep while
I was studying
Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Love you Dad. Thanks for looking after me, I’ve got it from here.

Being Alone, America, and Bad: Ahodes tells all HE LEFT BLACK WIOW FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA RHyME WITH RACHEL DAILY 5UPER SON OF IRONMAN TONY STARK HID SECRET CHILD FOR 15 YEARS! HIS SHOCKING CLAIM Inside their explosive final fight The $600 Million divorce Widow cries: "l was alone in the delivery room!" צ RHYME WITH RACHEL crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’

Being Alone, America, and Bad: Ahodes tells all
HE LEFT BLACK WIOW
FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA
RHyME
WITH
RACHEL
DAILY 5UPER
SON OF
IRONMAN
TONY STARK HID
SECRET CHILD
FOR 15 YEARS!
HIS SHOCKING CLAIM
Inside their explosive final fight
The $600 Million divorce
Widow cries: "l was alone in
the delivery room!"
צ

RHYME
WITH
RACHEL
crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’

Being Alone, America, and Bad: Ahodes tells all
HE LEFT BLACK WIOW
FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA
RHyME
WITH
RACHEL
DAILY 5UPER
SON OF
IRONMAN
TONY STARK HID
SECRET CHILD
FOR 15 YEARS!
HIS SHOCKING CLAIM
Inside their explosive final fight
The $600 Million divorce
Widow cries: "l was alone in
the delivery room!"
צ

RHYME
WITH
RACHEL
crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’

crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up ...

Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

Fire, Couch, and Water: Kate.lyn @ksecaw [Stoner walks into kitchen] Hah I forgot why I came in here for. [Goes back to couch] [Friend on fire] Right, water. These stereotypes are getting out of hand

Fire, Couch, and Water: Kate.lyn
@ksecaw
[Stoner walks into kitchen]
Hah I forgot why I came in here for.
[Goes back to couch]
[Friend on fire]
Right, water.
These stereotypes are getting out of hand

Fire, Couch, and Water: Kate.lyn
@ksecaw
[Stoner walks into kitchen]
Hah I forgot why I came in here for.
[Goes back to couch]
[Friend on fire]
Right, water.
These stereotypes are getting out of hand

These stereotypes are getting out of hand

Couch, Movie, and Net: Iwant that late night movie, long walks in the park, cuddle up on the couch, kind of relationship. https://iglovequotes.net/

Couch, Movie, and Net: Iwant that late night movie,
long walks in the park,
cuddle up on the couch,
kind of relationship.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Couch, Movie, and Net: Iwant that late night movie,
long walks in the park,
cuddle up on the couch,
kind of relationship.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dad, Fall, and Memes: If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?

Dad, Fall, and Memes: If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the
couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?

Dad, Fall, and Memes: If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the
couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?

Life, Shoes, and Couch: FB/QuotesAndSayings No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "They had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. unknown MQ Life

Life, Shoes, and Couch: FB/QuotesAndSayings
No one is going to stand up
at your funeral and say,
"They had a really
expensive couch and great
shoes."
Don't make life about stuff.
unknown
MQ
Life

Life, Shoes, and Couch: FB/QuotesAndSayings
No one is going to stand up
at your funeral and say,
"They had a really
expensive couch and great
shoes."
Don't make life about stuff.
unknown
MQ
Life

Life

Couch, Home, and New: Не gives me a new ball Owner comes home It goes under the couch It goes under the couch

Couch, Home, and New: Не
gives
me a new
ball
Owner
comes
home
It goes
under the
couch
It goes
under the
couch

Couch, Home, and New: Не
gives
me a new
ball
Owner
comes
home
It goes
under the
couch
It goes
under the
couch

Animals, Memes, and Couch: When there's not enough room on the couch... Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Memes, and Couch: When there's not enough room on the couch...
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Memes, and Couch: When there's not enough room on the couch...
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his owner abandoned him. Whyyyyyyy! It’s hard out there

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his
owner abandoned him.
Whyyyyyyy!
It’s hard out there

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his
owner abandoned him.
Whyyyyyyy!
It’s hard out there

It’s hard out there

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his owner abandoned him. Whyyyyyyy! It’s hard out there

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his
owner abandoned him.
Whyyyyyyy!
It’s hard out there

Couch, Him, and Believe: This traumatized couch couldn't believe his
owner abandoned him.
Whyyyyyyy!
It’s hard out there

It’s hard out there

Couch, What Is, and Been: "911 what is your emergency" Dog: My owner has been gone for 02 seconds 911: Have you tried eating the couch? ThF intr t Doggy calls

Couch, What Is, and Been: "911 what is your emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
ThF intr t
Doggy calls

Couch, What Is, and Been: "911 what is your emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
ThF intr t
Doggy calls

Doggy calls

Apparently, Definitely, and Destiny: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: 치oading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 1:18 PM 30 Oct 18 15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes destined-guardian: zagreus: figmentera: ‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. its comedy gold, just in that first line and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum I FOUND THE ORIGINAL Destiny 2: Shadowkeep

Apparently, Definitely, and Destiny: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are
back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: 치oading a pistol and
getting back on the rocket-ship*
moon's haunted
1:18 PM 30 Oct 18
15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes
destined-guardian:

zagreus:
figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.
its comedy gold, just in that first line

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep

Apparently, Definitely, and Destiny: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are
back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: 치oading a pistol and
getting back on the rocket-ship*
moon's haunted
1:18 PM 30 Oct 18
15.1K Retweets 54.2K Likes
destined-guardian:

zagreus:
figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.
its comedy gold, just in that first line

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep

destined-guardian: zagreus: figmentera: ‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. f...

Parents, Couch, and Furniture: Jun 5 at 2:24 AM I will be honest, I normally would be fussing AND cussing about him & his company riding my furniture down( old folks talk) but the way this world is going that couch is materialistic it can be replaced but as a parent my son can't nor can the parents of these babies.... They can take over my living room anytime because I know where they're at and they're safe.. #LordOurYoungAdultslsStandingInThe Need Of Prayer er I think this deserves to be here.

Parents, Couch, and Furniture: Jun 5 at 2:24 AM
I will be honest, I normally would be fussing AND cussing about him
& his company riding my furniture down( old folks talk) but the way
this world is going that couch is materialistic it can be replaced but
as a parent my son can't nor can the parents of these babies.... They
can take over my living room anytime because I know where they're
at and they're safe..
#LordOurYoungAdultslsStandingInThe Need Of Prayer
er
I think this deserves to be here.

Parents, Couch, and Furniture: Jun 5 at 2:24 AM
I will be honest, I normally would be fussing AND cussing about him
& his company riding my furniture down( old folks talk) but the way
this world is going that couch is materialistic it can be replaced but
as a parent my son can't nor can the parents of these babies.... They
can take over my living room anytime because I know where they're
at and they're safe..
#LordOurYoungAdultslsStandingInThe Need Of Prayer
er
I think this deserves to be here.

I think this deserves to be here.

Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Gym, Texting, and Couch: When you see a fit couple in the gym lifting together while ur girl laying on the couch texting you to bring a pack of Oreos on your way home eethegainz 😂😭

Gym, Texting, and Couch: When you see a fit couple in the gym
lifting together while ur girl laying on
the couch texting you to bring a pack
of Oreos on your way home
eethegainz
😂😭

Gym, Texting, and Couch: When you see a fit couple in the gym
lifting together while ur girl laying on
the couch texting you to bring a pack
of Oreos on your way home
eethegainz
😂😭

😂😭

Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift

A truly beautiful gift

Dad, Couch, and Raccoon: Steve There's a talking raccoon On my couch Steve he has a gun Steve What do I do Idk play dad ok dead NO TONY WAIT TONY he can ride a bike now Play Dad

Dad, Couch, and Raccoon: Steve
There's a talking raccoon
On my couch
Steve
he has a gun Steve
What do I do
Idk play dad
ok
dead
NO
TONY WAIT
TONY
he can ride a bike now
Play Dad

Dad, Couch, and Raccoon: Steve
There's a talking raccoon
On my couch
Steve
he has a gun Steve
What do I do
Idk play dad
ok
dead
NO
TONY WAIT
TONY
he can ride a bike now
Play Dad

Play Dad

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

and then you kill them

Drunk, Friends, and Couch: bella @bxllaneira my friend boyfriend just called me looking for her l told him she was sleep on my couch drunk l said "you want me to wake her up?" he said "she right here, i was proving to her that all her friends liars" I was still in character tho Im like "well who tf on my couch"

Drunk, Friends, and Couch: bella
@bxllaneira
my friend boyfriend just called me
looking for her l told him she was sleep
on my couch drunk l said "you want me
to wake her up?" he said "she right here,
i was proving to her that all her friends
liars" I was still in character tho Im like
"well who tf on my couch"

Drunk, Friends, and Couch: bella
@bxllaneira
my friend boyfriend just called me
looking for her l told him she was sleep
on my couch drunk l said "you want me
to wake her up?" he said "she right here,
i was proving to her that all her friends
liars" I was still in character tho Im like
"well who tf on my couch"

Android, Dank, and Food: faith @faiththegemini_- 19h " post a picture" random nigga: your nigga: 89 8,400 27.2K iVerbz otherealiVerbz Replying to faiththegemini_ and @virgheaux_ It's cause we spent the last 2 hours watching you put on makeup and take 46 pictures to find your perfect angle and lighting just for you to post ONE picture and come sit back on the couch 12:04 30/05/2019 Twitter for Android I can’t be both the restaurant owner and the food critic by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Android, Dank, and Food: faith @faiththegemini_- 19h
" post a picture"
random nigga:
your nigga:
89 8,400 27.2K
iVerbz
otherealiVerbz
Replying to faiththegemini_ and @virgheaux_
It's cause we spent the last 2 hours
watching you put on makeup and take
46 pictures to find your perfect angle
and lighting just for you to post ONE
picture and come sit back on the
couch
12:04 30/05/2019 Twitter for Android
I can’t be both the restaurant owner and the food critic by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

Android, Dank, and Food: faith @faiththegemini_- 19h
" post a picture"
random nigga:
your nigga:
89 8,400 27.2K
iVerbz
otherealiVerbz
Replying to faiththegemini_ and @virgheaux_
It's cause we spent the last 2 hours
watching you put on makeup and take
46 pictures to find your perfect angle
and lighting just for you to post ONE
picture and come sit back on the
couch
12:04 30/05/2019 Twitter for Android
I can’t be both the restaurant owner and the food critic by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

I can’t be both the restaurant owner and the food critic by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Memes, Noah, and Couch: I’ve got not one but THREE Fosses on the couch—Nicole and her sons Sean and Noah! #FosseVerdonFX https://t.co/kS3SI8mM2d

Memes, Noah, and Couch: I’ve got not one but THREE Fosses on the couch—Nicole and her sons Sean and Noah! #FosseVerdonFX https://t.co/kS3SI8mM2d

Memes, Noah, and Couch: I’ve got not one but THREE Fosses on the couch—Nicole and her sons Sean and Noah! #FosseVerdonFX https://t.co/kS3SI8mM2d

I’ve got not one but THREE Fosses on the couch—Nicole and her sons Sean and Noah! #FosseVerdonFX https://t.co/kS3SI8mM2d