Foreign parents will never be proud of you.-Dad: how old are you?-Me: 18-Dad: when I was your age I was 19
When someone tries to tell me Powerball is "only $657.9 million after taxes" as if I wouldn't be happy w a crisp $20
Mom: Clean your room we having company!-Me: Everyone eating in my room or something??
When you see one of the homies tryna save her
"Cause bitches be so corny, they is full of corn"-- Chief Keef
GrowingUpWithStrictParents when your parents ask why you're always home yet tell you no when you ask to go out
*applies for a job*-Job: y do you want to work for us?-Me: bruv I need the money & u need staff what's the problem
When your parents ask you about your ex right after y'all break up.