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Clark Kent: hatingongodot Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the kitchen to the living room. Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?" There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal Humans 11%- Clark Normal Human Man Kent
Clark Kent: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
Clark Normal Human Man Kent

Clark Normal Human Man Kent

Clark Kent: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie
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 another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is,
 and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds
 see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the
 unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize
 superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock
 or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to
 gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or
 just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your
 day i don't know what to tell you
 unpretty
 What is that?
 Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the
 rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey
 Francis. Is that for me?"
 Caw," said Francis
 Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked.
 No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the
 bottlecap
 You named it.
 Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis.
 ...why
 Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings
 I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them
 individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One
 Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of
 his pants.
 Why Francis?"
 Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just
 because they're birds
 Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis
 Caw," Francis added
 Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked
 Why would I do that.
 .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman
 suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and
 held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why
 everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it.
 He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good
 work."
 Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it
 flew away in a fiutter of black wings.
 You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again.
 Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and
 frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the
 day
 Don't start."
 It's like seeing your teacher at the mall."
 Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to
 Superman shrugged. T'm just saying
 voxmyriad
 But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered
 reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would
 make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to
 give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says
 thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About
 Clark Kent" file
 Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in
 Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to
 make friends with them instead of chasing them off
 Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but
 going their separate ways as Clark Kent.
 Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and
 trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds
 Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman
 32,061 notes
Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Hey DC, I would watch this movie

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Clark Kent: CLARK KENT REPORTER, DAILY PLANET BRUCE WAYNE GEO WAYNE ENTERPRISES @WONDERVAUGHN DIANA PRINCE ANTIQUITIES DEALER, THE LOUVRE THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able to keep track of ongoing events where he might be of help. Largely working on his own, he sees his job as a Reporter as an extension of his super human responsibilities, bringing truth to the forefront and fighting for the little man. * BRUCE WAYNE (@benaffleck) Bruce Wayne is a wealthy businessman who runs Wayne Enterprises, a major private technology firm located in Gotham. Wired Magazine has estimated Bruce to be the 6th-richest person in the world with his $97 million dollar fortune. However, he is also known for his charitable contributions through Wayne Foundation. * DIANA PRINCE (@gal_gadot) As an Antiquities Dealer, Diana Prince specializes in the acquisition and sales distribution of ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian artifacts estimated around 5000 years old. She is so skillful at her job that she is able to distinguish between forgeries and the real thing just by looking at it. Although her work takes her around the world, she is primarily based in Europe. *** superhero injustice dceu dc dccomics dcrebirth dcentertainment dcnation dcextendeduniverse girlpower women femaleempowerment manofsteel thedarkknight
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THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able to keep track of ongoing events where he might be of help. Largely working on his own, he sees his job as a Reporter as an extension of his super human responsibilities, bringing truth to the forefront and fighting for the little man. * BRUCE WAYNE (@benaffleck) Bruce Wayne is a wealthy businessman who runs Wayne Enterprises, a major private technology firm located in Gotham. Wired Magazine has estimated Bruce to be the 6th-richest person in the world with his $97 million dollar fortune. However, he is also known for his charitable contributions through Wayne Foundation. * DIANA PRINCE (@gal_gadot) As an Antiquities Dealer, Diana Prince specializes in the acquisition and sales distribution of ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian artifacts estimated around 5000 years old. She is so skillful at her job that she is able to distinguish between forgeries and the real thing just by looking at it. Although her work takes her around the world, she is primarily based in Europe. *** superhero injustice dceu dc dccomics dcrebirth dcentertainment dcnation dcextendeduniverse girlpower women femaleempowerment manofsteel thedarkknight

THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is abl...