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chrissy: killerdopecontent: Chrissy Teigen Asked People To Share Times They Were Almost Famous And The Results Are Hilarious
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Chrissy Teigen Asked People To Share Times They Were Almost Famous And The Results Are Hilarious

killerdopecontent: Chrissy Teigen Asked People To Share Times They Were Almost Famous And The Results Are Hilarious

chrissy: Piers Morgan @piersmorgan Наpрy Halloween. I identify s 4 PumPKIN 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes @singul.. luna stans nova | 83 ok boomer 2 394 t 3 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 571 ta 3 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 4 349 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 4 330 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 3 300 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer 346 ta 3 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d Replying to@piersmorgan okay boomer 300 t 3 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 530 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d Replying to @piersmorganı ok boomer 407 maddy@beetlesquip 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 267 katie @richiegayzier 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 380 ti 4 saar@underscoresaar 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 561 t 3 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 282 laur@danussy 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 407 t 3 pluto@uncomfypml 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 287 roza @rainbowsdan 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 646 luna stans nova | 83@ Replying to@piersmorgan @singul... 1d ok boomer t1 4 394 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 4 302 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 281 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 369 ti 4 tylera@soultown 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 2 523 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 4 345 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 2 368 im erin @danielsnails 22h Replying to @piersmorgan angi ok boomer 552 t1 2 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 2 530 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 1 356 Christmas boi Noah @fal... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 384 @kevinisheeereee 13h Replying to @piersmorgan kevin ok boomer 559 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 371 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 330 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem... Replying to @piersmorgan 11h Ok boomer 331 purva @Demeradite 10h Replying to @piers morgan ok boomer 327 @demonbentley 18h Replying to @piersmorgan mari ok boomer 488 Michael@speed_force_77 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 400 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan OK boomer 1 394 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h Replying to @piersmorgan OK Boomer 310 pais @pippablackwell 12h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 321 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 355 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok bo0mer 9 1 448 ly.@yladir 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 864 theo he/him @umsushii 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 905 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 700 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 649 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 597 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h Fran Replying to @piersmorgan silence, boomer 932 >
 chrissy: Piers Morgan
 @piersmorgan
 Наpрy Halloween.
 I
 identify
 s 4
 PumPKIN
 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes

 @singul..
 luna stans nova | 83
 ok boomer
 2
 394
 t 3
 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 571
 ta 3
 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 4
 349
 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 4
 330
 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 3
 300
 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 346
 ta 3
 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 okay boomer
 300
 t 3
 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 530
 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d
 Replying to @piersmorganı
 ok boomer
 407
 maddy@beetlesquip 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 3
 267
 katie @richiegayzier 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 380
 ti 4
 saar@underscoresaar 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 561
 t 3
 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 282
 laur@danussy 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 407
 t 3
 pluto@uncomfypml 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 287
 roza @rainbowsdan 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 646
 luna stans nova | 83@
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 @singul... 1d
 ok boomer
 t1 4
 394
 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 4
 302
 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 3
 281
 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 369
 ti 4
 tylera@soultown 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 2
 523
 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 4
 345
 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 2
 368
 im erin @danielsnails 22h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 angi
 ok boomer
 552
 t1 2
 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 2
 530
 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 1
 356

 Christmas boi Noah
 @fal... 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 384
 @kevinisheeereee 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 kevin
 ok boomer
 559
 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 371
 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 330
 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem...
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 11h
 Ok boomer
 331
 purva @Demeradite 10h
 Replying to @piers morgan
 ok boomer
 327

 @demonbentley 18h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 mari
 ok boomer
 488
 Michael@speed_force_77 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 400
 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 OK boomer
 1
 394
 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 OK Boomer
 310
 pais @pippablackwell 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 321
 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 355
 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok bo0mer
 9 1
 448

 ly.@yladir 17h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 864
 theo he/him @umsushii 17h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 905
 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 700
 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 649
 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 597
 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h
 Fran
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 silence,
 boomer
 932
 >
chrissy: Piers Morgan @piersmorgan Наpрy Halloween. I identify s 4 PumPKIN 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes @singul.. luna stans nova | 83 ok boomer 2 394 t 3 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 571 ta 3 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 4 349 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 4 330 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 3 300 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer 346 ta 3 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d Replying to@piersmorgan okay boomer 300 t 3 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 530 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d Replying to @piersmorganı ok boomer 407 maddy@beetlesquip 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 267 katie @richiegayzier 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 380 ti 4 saar@underscoresaar 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 561 t 3 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 282 laur@danussy 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 407 t 3 pluto@uncomfypml 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 287 roza @rainbowsdan 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 646 luna stans nova | 83@ Replying to@piersmorgan @singul... 1d ok boomer t1 4 394 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 4 302 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 281 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 369 ti 4 tylera@soultown 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 2 523 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 4 345 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 2 368 im erin @danielsnails 22h Replying to @piersmorgan angi ok boomer 552 t1 2 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 2 530 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 1 356 Christmas boi Noah @fal... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 384 @kevinisheeereee 13h Replying to @piersmorgan kevin ok boomer 559 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 371 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 330 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem... Replying to @piersmorgan 11h Ok boomer 331 purva @Demeradite 10h Replying to @piers morgan ok boomer 327 @demonbentley 18h Replying to @piersmorgan mari ok boomer 488 Michael@speed_force_77 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 400 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan OK boomer 1 394 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h Replying to @piersmorgan OK Boomer 310 pais @pippablackwell 12h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 321 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 355 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok bo0mer 9 1 448 ly.@yladir 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 864 theo he/him @umsushii 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 905 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 700 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 649 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 597 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h Fran Replying to @piersmorgan silence, boomer 932 >
 chrissy: Piers Morgan
 @piersmorgan
 Наpрy Halloween.
 I
 identify
 s 4
 PumPKIN
 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes

 @singul..
 luna stans nova | 83
 ok boomer
 2
 394
 t 3
 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 571
 ta 3
 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 4
 349
 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 4
 330
 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 3
 300
 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 346
 ta 3
 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 okay boomer
 300
 t 3
 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 530
 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d
 Replying to @piersmorganı
 ok boomer
 407
 maddy@beetlesquip 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 3
 267
 katie @richiegayzier 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 380
 ti 4
 saar@underscoresaar 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 561
 t 3
 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 282
 laur@danussy 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 407
 t 3
 pluto@uncomfypml 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 3
 287
 roza @rainbowsdan 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 646
 luna stans nova | 83@
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 @singul... 1d
 ok boomer
 t1 4
 394
 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 4
 302
 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 3
 281
 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 369
 ti 4
 tylera@soultown 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 2
 523
 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 ta 4
 345
 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 2
 368
 im erin @danielsnails 22h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 angi
 ok boomer
 552
 t1 2
 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 t 2
 530
 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h
 Replying to@piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 t 1
 356

 Christmas boi Noah
 @fal... 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 384
 @kevinisheeereee 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 kevin
 ok boomer
 559
 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 371
 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 330
 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem...
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 11h
 Ok boomer
 331
 purva @Demeradite 10h
 Replying to @piers morgan
 ok boomer
 327

 @demonbentley 18h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 mari
 ok boomer
 488
 Michael@speed_force_77 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok boomer
 400
 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 OK boomer
 1
 394
 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 OK Boomer
 310
 pais @pippablackwell 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 321
 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 355
 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 Ok bo0mer
 9 1
 448

 ly.@yladir 17h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 864
 theo he/him @umsushii 17h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 905
 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 700
 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 649
 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 ok boomer
 597
 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h
 Fran
 Replying to @piersmorgan
 silence,
 boomer
 932
 >
chrissy: Hi Hello hello! Lol what's up? All right enough chitchat, let's put our cards on the table. No, I've never swiped right before. No, none of these pictures are of me. Yes, I've been on the lamb since '09. I need to know if I can trust you I'm so confused Confused? No. Confused was what I was when walked into that bank brandishing my dads smith and wessun at the ripe young age of 16. The world doesn't forgive Chrissy. It's a cold, hard bitch What are you trying to get out of this conversation? 3 things: A. Can you provide asylum? B.can you cook? I am lactose intolerant. C. Do you love me Um I only just met you Listen Chrissy, I took a gamble on you. I need you to pull through or this could mean the end of the road for me. Let's see, do you know morse code? Also, you're going to need an alias. How about Brookfield? WHAT IS HAPPENING I go by the Salamander. am tall and I have black hair and very pale skin. I will be wearing a disguise when we meet. Look for the signal: will sneeze three times. You pretend to take a call. I will leave; you follow me at a reasonable distance. Is this understood, Brookfield? Yes? Excellent. Our rendezvous will be at this time tomorrow. We need to be out of the city by sundown. Can you drive stick? No I cannot This really throws a wrench in our plans, Brookfield. Not to worry, I'll drive, but be prepared to switch seats in the unlikely event that we are stopped by law enforcement. Side note, food should be prepared when we get back to your quarters, before we leave. What are you making? I will remind you, I'm lactose intolerant I'm still really confused. It means I'm allergic to dairy products. Please don't use any of them when preparing the meal. No I know what lactose intolerant means... But what's happening in general It's up to you, I'll eat anything as long as there isn't dairy in it. not about the food... Why are we having this conversation Don't get all philosophical on me, Brookfield. I needi you focused, sharp as a tack. Nimble, like a cat None of this existential mumbo jumbo means anything if we don't pull this off. PULL WHAT OFF Read me
 chrissy: Hi
 Hello hello!
 Lol what's up?
 All right enough chitchat,
 let's put our cards on the
 table. No, I've never swiped
 right before. No, none of
 these pictures are of me.
 Yes, I've been on the lamb
 since '09.
 I need to know if I can trust
 you
 I'm so confused
 Confused? No. Confused
 was what I was when
 walked into that bank
 brandishing my dads smith
 and wessun at the ripe
 young age of 16.
 The world doesn't forgive
 Chrissy. It's a cold, hard
 bitch
 What are you trying to get
 out of this conversation?
 3 things: A. Can you provide
 asylum? B.can you cook? I
 am lactose intolerant. C. Do
 you love me
 Um I only just met you
 Listen Chrissy, I took a
 gamble on you. I need you
 to pull through or this could
 mean the end of the road
 for me. Let's see, do you
 know morse code?
 Also, you're going to need
 an alias. How about
 Brookfield?
 WHAT IS HAPPENING
 I go by the Salamander.
 am tall and I have black hair
 and very pale skin. I will be
 wearing a disguise when we
 meet. Look for the signal:
 will sneeze three times. You
 pretend to take a call. I will
 leave; you follow me at a
 reasonable distance. Is this
 understood, Brookfield?
 Yes?
 Excellent. Our rendezvous
 will be at this time
 tomorrow. We need to be
 out of the city by sundown.
 Can you drive stick?
 No I cannot
 This really throws a wrench
 in our plans, Brookfield. Not
 to worry, I'll drive, but be
 prepared to switch seats in
 the unlikely event that we
 are stopped by law
 enforcement. Side note,
 food should be prepared
 when we get back to your
 quarters, before we leave.
 What are you making? I will
 remind you, I'm lactose
 intolerant
 I'm still really confused.
 It means I'm allergic to dairy
 products. Please don't use
 any of them when preparing
 the meal.
 No I know what lactose
 intolerant means... But
 what's happening in general
 It's up to you, I'll eat
 anything as long as there
 isn't dairy in it.
 not about the food... Why
 are we having this
 conversation
 Don't get all philosophical
 on me, Brookfield. I needi
 you focused, sharp as a
 tack. Nimble, like a cat
 None of this existential
 mumbo jumbo means
 anything if we don't pull this
 off.
 PULL WHAT OFF
Read me

Read me

chrissy: Sad news - Chrissy Teigen's adored bulldog - who'd been with her and her family since the first year she began dating John Legend - "has gone on to the pup heavens." RIP good boy. tmz
 chrissy: Sad news - Chrissy Teigen's adored bulldog - who'd been with her and her family since the first year she began dating John Legend - "has gone on to the pup heavens." RIP good boy. tmz

Sad news - Chrissy Teigen's adored bulldog - who'd been with her and her family since the first year she began dating John Legend - "has...

chrissy: Hi Hello hello! Lol what's up? All right enough chitchat let's put our cards on the table. No, I've never swiped right before. No, none of these pictures are of me Yes, I've been on the lamb since '09 I need to know if I can trust you. I'm so confused Confused? No. Confused was what I was when I walked into that bank brandishing my dads smith and wessun at the ripe young age of 16 The world doesn't forgive Chrissy. It's a cold, hard bitch. What are you trying to get out of this conversation? 3 things: A. Can you provide asylum? B. can you cook? I am lactose intolerant. C. Do you love me Um I only just met you Listen Chrissy, I took a gamble on you. I need you to pull through or this could mean the end of the road for me. Let's see, do you know morse code? Also, you're going to need an alias. How about Brookfield? WHAT IS HAPPENING I go by the Salamander. I am tall and I have black hair and very pale skin. I will be wearing a disguise when we meet. Look for the signal: I will sneeze three times. You pretend to take a call. I will leave; you follow me at a reasonable distance. Is this understood, Brookfield? Yes? Excellent. Our rendezvous will be at this time tomorrow. We need to be out of the city by sundown. Can you drive stick? No I cannot This really throws a wrench in our plans, Brookfield. Not to worry, 'll drive, but be prepared to switch seats in the unlikely event that we are stopped by lavw enforcement. Side note food should be prepared when we get back to your quarters, before we leave What are you making? I will remind you, I'm lactose intolerant I'm still really confused It means l'm allergic to dairy products. Please don't use any of them when preparing the meal No I know what lactose intolerant means... But what's happening in general It's up to you, I'll eat anything as long as there isn't dairy in it. not about the food... Why are we having this conversation Don't get all philosophical on me, Brookfield. I need focused, sharp as a tack. Nimble, like a cat. None of this existential mumbo jumbo means anything if we don't pull this off you PULL WHAT OFF Are you in, or are you out?
 chrissy: Hi
 Hello hello!
 Lol what's up?
 All right enough chitchat
 let's put our cards on the
 table. No, I've never swiped
 right before. No, none of
 these pictures are of me
 Yes, I've been on the lamb
 since '09
 I need to know if I can trust
 you.
 I'm so confused
 Confused? No. Confused
 was what I was when I
 walked into that bank
 brandishing my dads smith
 and wessun at the ripe
 young age of 16
 The world doesn't forgive
 Chrissy. It's a cold, hard
 bitch.
 What are you trying to get
 out of this conversation?
 3 things: A. Can you provide
 asylum? B. can you cook? I
 am lactose intolerant. C. Do
 you love me
 Um I only just met you
 Listen Chrissy, I took a
 gamble on you. I need you
 to pull through or this could
 mean the end of the road
 for me. Let's see, do you
 know morse code?
 Also, you're going to need
 an alias. How about
 Brookfield?
 WHAT IS HAPPENING
 I go by the Salamander. I
 am tall and I have black hair
 and very pale skin. I will be
 wearing a disguise when we
 meet. Look for the signal: I
 will sneeze three times. You
 pretend to take a call. I will
 leave; you follow me at a
 reasonable distance. Is this
 understood, Brookfield?
 Yes?
 Excellent. Our rendezvous
 will be at this time
 tomorrow. We need to be
 out of the city by sundown.
 Can you drive stick?
 No I cannot
 This really throws a wrench
 in our plans, Brookfield. Not
 to worry, 'll drive, but be
 prepared to switch seats in
 the unlikely event that we
 are stopped by lavw
 enforcement. Side note
 food should be prepared
 when we get back to your
 quarters, before we leave
 What are you making? I will
 remind you, I'm lactose
 intolerant
 I'm still really confused
 It means l'm allergic to dairy
 products. Please don't use
 any of them when preparing
 the meal
 No I know what lactose
 intolerant means... But
 what's happening in general
 It's up to you, I'll eat
 anything as long as there
 isn't dairy in it.
 not about the food... Why
 are we having this
 conversation
 Don't get all philosophical
 on me, Brookfield. I need
 focused, sharp as a
 tack. Nimble, like a cat.
 None of this existential
 mumbo jumbo means
 anything if we don't pull this
 off
 you
 PULL WHAT OFF
Are you in, or are you out?

Are you in, or are you out?

chrissy: celebsofcolor: Miguel and Nazanin Mandi at Chrissy Johns Halloween party in Los Angeles
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Miguel and Nazanin Mandi at Chrissy  Johns Halloween party in Los Angeles

celebsofcolor: Miguel and Nazanin Mandi at Chrissy Johns Halloween party in Los Angeles

chrissy: John Legend Says He Tried to Break Up With Chrissy Teigen Years Ago, But She Said "No" @balleralert John Legend Says He Tried to Break Up With Chrissy Teigen Years Ago, But She Said “No” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JohnLegend and ChrissyTeigen have easily become one of our favorite ballerific couples. Not only because of the love they have for one another but because of the fun they have together. But, things weren’t always peaches and cream between the two. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a recent interview with The Guardian, Legend discussed his longstanding relationship with his wife, revealing that the two nearly parted ways. But, thanks to Teigen, the two are still together, stronger than ever, raising their precious ballerbaby girl, Luna. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I was really stressed and busy,” Legend told the Guardian. “I was just like: ‘I’d just be happier single right now, and she was like: ‘No.’” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Apparently, Teigen had other plans for the singer, as the “breakup” only lasted a few hours, if that. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It wasn’t a typical breakup,” Teigen explained. “He was on tour and his voice hurt and he was being a whiny face about everything and so yeah, I was like “no.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite the brief tiff between the two, they are still going strong "11-years later, baby,” Teigen said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “She pushes me to be funnier, not because she’s trying to. I think it’s just being around her. And to be bolder,” Legend said of his wife.
 chrissy: John Legend Says He Tried to Break
 Up With Chrissy Teigen Years Ago,
 But She Said "No"
 @balleralert
John Legend Says He Tried to Break Up With Chrissy Teigen Years Ago, But She Said “No” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JohnLegend and ChrissyTeigen have easily become one of our favorite ballerific couples. Not only because of the love they have for one another but because of the fun they have together. But, things weren’t always peaches and cream between the two. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a recent interview with The Guardian, Legend discussed his longstanding relationship with his wife, revealing that the two nearly parted ways. But, thanks to Teigen, the two are still together, stronger than ever, raising their precious ballerbaby girl, Luna. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I was really stressed and busy,” Legend told the Guardian. “I was just like: ‘I’d just be happier single right now, and she was like: ‘No.’” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Apparently, Teigen had other plans for the singer, as the “breakup” only lasted a few hours, if that. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It wasn’t a typical breakup,” Teigen explained. “He was on tour and his voice hurt and he was being a whiny face about everything and so yeah, I was like “no.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite the brief tiff between the two, they are still going strong "11-years later, baby,” Teigen said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “She pushes me to be funnier, not because she’s trying to. I think it’s just being around her. And to be bolder,” Legend said of his wife.

John Legend Says He Tried to Break Up With Chrissy Teigen Years Ago, But She Said “No” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JohnLegend and Chri...