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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me
 5:01 PM
 I just got back from my school
 and they said they cannot give
 me any aid except for
 unsubsidised loans unless l
 have a child, get married, or
 turn 24, so I have to get married
 Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
 better fafsa application too
 Wait seriously
 Would you really do it
 Im doing actual research on it

 Are we doing this
 It would have to happen like
 lightning fast cause my next
 semester happens pretty
 damn soon
 I don't know how fast this
 happens lemme check
 Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
 a marriage license which can be
 up to $30 depending on where we
 get it, and THEN we need to file
 for a marriage certificate
 I'm an ordained minister but idk if
 I could file my own marriage
 certificate

 get ordained and do it
 Can we go to Indiana?
 Let me check
 Dude Im so excited
 Its possible that I can get
 FAFSA to pay for an entire
 apartment for me to go to
 school in Milwaukee
 DUDE WHAT
 Okay so there's no minister
 registration required in lllinois so

 Yeah I'm looking that up right
 now
 Ive heard that if one partner
 commits adultery, thats
 grounds for a quicker divorce
 Yeah this sample form I'm
 looking at says "irretrievable
 breakdown" of marriage
 Worse comes to worse we can
 stage a fight but I think we can
 just say yeah it's not working out
 Does it include adultery

 divorce ranging from $15,000
 to $30,000. Most of this money
 is spent on legal fees.
 So Fuck lawyers
 We don't need a lawyer
 We don't have kids we don't have
 property to divide up
 Oh thats only for a lawyer
 We don't have alimony to
 negotiate
 We're just two guys being dudes.
 Gettin a divorce
portraitofemmy:
possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking f...

9gag, Memes, and Husky: When you realise you are not the favourite child. @barked - barked husky 9gag
9gag, Memes, and Husky: When you realise you are not the favourite child. @barked - barked husky 9gag

When you realise you are not the favourite child. @barked - barked husky 9gag

Cats, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine: crimsonclad greenjimkirk greenjimkirk I don't trust Tom Hardy because he seems like the kind of dog lover who despises cats. Who acts like the entire species slighted him personally and are the cause of global warming Meanwhile, Chris Evans and Chris Pine seem like the kind of dog lovers who prefer dogs but still like cats and understand that they just express affection differently www.wolfn8.con/ton/hard NOTORIOUS rescuer of helpless Romanian street kitten Tom Hardy, who illicitly hid the cat in his hotel room and made sure his new friend got adopted by nice local people before he left the country and posted blogs about how much he loved him??? NAY, I say unto thee. NAY INDEED On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there's this kitten in the road, and I'm like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that's a small cat as cats go. it's prolly like a couple months old max. so I'm like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so l stopped and turned round and said hey kat where's your family, and he's like I don't know. then he wanders up to me and bang he's in my scoop and Im looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your... nothing, infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I'm like no, you don't understand this is not my kitten, this is God's child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now Igot to find him a home is there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with him. he's all fluffy coz I put him in a bath, I told them they're like we can see really this kat sparkles now. but he doesn't want to hang out with them he wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room... tomorrow he's coming to work and we're going to try and get him rehoused he is such a dude, and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep, plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian, I'm like I live in london dude I have no idea what vou're on about" Can you trust Tom Hardy?
Cats, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine: crimsonclad
 greenjimkirk
 greenjimkirk
 I don't trust Tom Hardy because he seems like the kind of dog lover
 who despises cats. Who acts like the entire species slighted him
 personally and are the cause of global warming
 Meanwhile, Chris Evans and Chris Pine seem like the kind of dog lovers
 who prefer dogs but still like cats and understand that they just express
 affection differently
 www.wolfn8.con/ton/hard
 NOTORIOUS rescuer of helpless Romanian street kitten Tom Hardy, who
 illicitly hid the cat in his hotel room and made sure his new friend got adopted
 by nice local people before he left the country and posted blogs about how
 much he loved him??? NAY, I say unto thee. NAY INDEED
 On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there's this kitten in the
 road, and I'm like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that's a small
 cat as cats go. it's prolly like a couple months old max. so I'm like hey little
 fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so l stopped and
 turned round and said hey kat where's your family, and he's like I don't know.
 then he wanders up to me and bang he's in my scoop and Im looking around
 I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your... nothing, infact the
 languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell
 she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and
 even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the
 criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I'm like no, you don't
 understand this is not my kitten, this is God's child I found in the street prolly
 belongs to some kid who is crying right now Igot to find him a home is
 there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with
 him. he's all fluffy coz I put him in a bath, I told them they're like we can see
 really this kat sparkles now. but he doesn't want to hang out with them he
 wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room...
 tomorrow he's coming to work and we're going to try and get him rehoused
 he is such a dude, and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and
 sleep, plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian, I'm like I live in
 london dude I have no idea what vou're on about"
Can you trust Tom Hardy?

Can you trust Tom Hardy?

Facebook, Friday, and Fuck You: thouartathaumaturgeharry meggneto proudly-pro-choice oooo T-Mobile 11:24 AM Messages Andrew Details Text Message Today 11:22 AM Damn Allie I saw your outfit on Chridtmas lookin good l could fuck you so hard your uterus falls into your vagina you wanna fucking die??? Text Message Send ????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn't in class It's too early for this If you've had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know. proudly-pro-choice So he forgot he requested me on Facebook... messaged his mother Oh my goodness! How could he??? I am so sorry That is disgusting l assure sweetheart, that I did not raise my boy like that. I taught him to respect women and to not say obscene things them in the streets it ever Oh, this is awful. I let that child stay in our home and he promised to be a good boy and this is what he does? He wll not be borrowing the car tonight, he's going to sit with his father and I and talk about this filthy behavior. Again, I am so sorry. You will have an apology from him by Friday. If he ever harasses you, tell the police. I have done my best as a mother but he is supposed to be a man now Just now Sent from Mobile justmakeitstop You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridicu lous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you're supposed to be a man by now Source: proudly-pro-choice 231,866 notes Now Thats a Good Mom
Facebook, Friday, and Fuck You: thouartathaumaturgeharry
 meggneto
 proudly-pro-choice
 oooo T-Mobile 11:24 AM
 Messages Andrew
 Details
 Text Message
 Today 11:22 AM
 Damn Allie I saw your
 outfit on Chridtmas
 lookin good
 l could fuck you so hard
 your uterus falls into your
 vagina
 you wanna fucking
 die???
 Text Message
 Send
 ????? This is the guy in my English class
 that I only contact when I wasn't in class
 It's too early for this
 If you've had some creep send you something
 worse than this, please let me know.
 proudly-pro-choice
 So he forgot he requested me on Facebook...
 messaged his mother
 Oh my goodness! How could he??? I am
 so sorry
 That is disgusting
 l assure sweetheart, that I did not raise
 my boy like that. I taught him to respect
 women and to not say obscene things
 them in the streets it ever
 Oh, this is awful. I let that child stay in
 our home and he promised to be a good
 boy and this is what he does? He wll not
 be borrowing the car tonight, he's going
 to sit with his father and I and talk about
 this filthy behavior.
 Again, I am so sorry. You will have an
 apology from him by Friday. If he ever
 harasses you, tell the police. I have
 done my best as a mother but he is
 supposed to be a man now
 Just now Sent from Mobile
 justmakeitstop
 You know you fucked up when your mom tells
 someone to call the police about your ridicu
 lous behavior because she tried but she is
 DONE, you're supposed to be a man by now
 Source: proudly-pro-choice
 231,866 notes
Now Thats a Good Mom

Now Thats a Good Mom

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 STAY ALIVE TONIGHT

 THIS IS IT
 PLEASE STAY SAFE
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Beautiful, Christmas, and College: - File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e().png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] >48771097 >>48 48772649 29 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead entng career parents, and i basically take care of him love him like my own son, he calls me papa son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time sister is still struggling with hectigcar (son calls her auntie Imao son is coming home for christmas can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here? This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)
Beautiful, Christmas, and College: - File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e().png (204 KB, 1063x1063)
 Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous
 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply]
 >48771097 >>48
 48772649
 29
 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet
 >live with parents
 >unmarried sister gets preggers
 because of her bf and doesn't want the
 kid, but doesn't want to abort either
 >kid is born, beautiful boy
 >she abandons him at parents home to
 pursue her dead entng
 career
 parents, and i basically take care of
 him
 love him like my own son, he calls me papa
 son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him
 happier
 start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him
 >son is great at academics, gets As
 start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my
 son together
 work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys
 >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him
 now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company
 >son has gone to univ this year
 parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day
 wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time
 sister is still struggling with hectigcar (son calls her auntie
 Imao
 son is coming home for christmas
 can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college
 almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably
 jumped off a building to end my pathetic life
 Any other parents here?
This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)

This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)

Being Alone, America, and Children: THE HILL The Hill @thehill Middle school left transgender student alone during active shooter drill because they didn't know where to shelter her: report hill.cm /3uHYb8D Faith Naff #BelieveWomen stel @FaithNaff This is the ultimate example of cis comfort being valued over the very lives of trans people. Any school officials involved with this travesty should be fired immediately. They literally told a young girl her life wasn't worth saving. The Hill @thehill Middle school left transgender student alone during active shooter drill because they didn't know where to shelter her: report hill.cm/3uHYb8D 7:46 PM 8 Oct 2018 12,381 Retweets 30,306 Likes alltheweirdkidsinoneplace: blackqueerblog: Whole school should be fired. Quote from an acrticle about this steaming pile of transphobic shit: “During an event that prepares children to survive an attack by actual assailants, she was treated as if she was so much of a danger to peers that she was left exposed and vulnerable” They made her sit in the gym while everyone else was hiding.Putting priority on noone entering the opposite-gender locker room in a life-or-very-violent-death situation is messed up enough as it is, but they told A CHILD that because she’s trans she is more dangerous to her classmates than a psychopath with a firearm. (America’s a Fucking Disease playing in the background)
Being Alone, America, and Children: THE
 HILL
 The Hill
 @thehill
 Middle school left transgender student alone
 during active shooter drill because they didn't
 know where to shelter her: report hill.cm
 /3uHYb8D

 Faith Naff #BelieveWomen stel
 @FaithNaff
 This is the ultimate example of cis
 comfort being valued over the very lives
 of trans people. Any school officials
 involved with this travesty should be
 fired immediately. They literally told a
 young girl her life wasn't worth saving.
 The Hill @thehill
 Middle school left transgender student alone during active
 shooter drill because they didn't know where to shelter
 her: report hill.cm/3uHYb8D
 7:46 PM 8 Oct 2018
 12,381 Retweets 30,306 Likes
alltheweirdkidsinoneplace:
blackqueerblog:

Whole school should be fired. 


Quote from an acrticle about this steaming pile of transphobic shit:

“During an event that prepares children to survive an attack by actual assailants, she was treated as if she was so much of a danger to peers that she was left exposed and vulnerable”
They made her sit in the gym while everyone else was hiding.Putting priority on noone entering the opposite-gender locker room in a life-or-very-violent-death situation is messed up enough as it is, but they told A CHILD that because she’s trans she is more dangerous to her classmates than a psychopath with a firearm.
(America’s a Fucking Disease playing in the background)

alltheweirdkidsinoneplace: blackqueerblog: Whole school should be fired. Quote from an acrticle about this steaming pile of transphobic ...