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Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? ea to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Docto r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac page 2 Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your Head In Confusion braydin paul @braydinpaul Follow After I set my alarm and lock my phone if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock my phone, check the volume, then lock it again just to hear the lock sound or else l'll be scared that my alarm won't go off in the morning. 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh... "When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed." buzzfeed.com This you or nah? Link in bio.

This you or nah? Link in bio.

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

7-Eleven, Saw, and Smell: Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett 1d this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 7-Eleven@7eleven 48m ELEVEn Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 3 t 16 86 Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett Replying to @7eleven no way i'm not gonna narc on my buddy 8:55 AM-03 Apr 18 Kristen has made a new friend

Kristen has made a new friend

Friends, Memes, and Yo: Yo check on your friends who have naturally curly hair in this heat-we are not ok. We out here ookin like alpacas.

Being Alone, Cookies, and Crying: So we have only one food bowl for my two labs. And my dog Stitch trained my other dog Cookie to only eat half of the food that's in the bowl. So ever since she was young she knew to leave half of the food so Stitch can have some (he liked to make sure she would eat). Now Stitch recently passed away. And this is Cookies first time alone. So since Stitch is gone, I've been feeding Cookie less food. Well before I went to bed, I wanted to check to see if she ate. And so I did, and she still left half of her food there so Stitch can eat. my heart is crying

my heart is crying

Baked, Friends, and Fucking: Cards Against Muggles Hogwarts school o witchcraft and actual drag on dildos Random red-headed splinched twat floating in the Losing the House Cup because Harry and his friends went on another fucking Having to explain to After months Madam Pomfrey magic, I think I'm finally ready for of practicing Room of why you used engorgio on your dick Requirement adventure Why weren't you in potions?" asked Ron. " Harry replied getting baked with super strong enchanted wizard weed novelty-gift-ideas: Cards Against Muggles Check it out!

novelty-gift-ideas: Cards Against Muggles Check it out!

Friends, Funny, and Hungry: Depression isn't always "I'm going to kill myself" Sometimes it's "I've been in bed all day & I haven't showered" "I skippep work to sleep" "What's the point of finishing" "Im not hungry" or "l can't stop eating" Check on your "goofy" friends They're the ones that hide it well @sarcasm_only (via twitter-_ddhshyy)

(via twitter-_ddhshyy)

Ass, Fail, and DnD: When you fail your acrobatics check but succeed on your dexterity saving throw

When you fail your acrobatics check but succeed on your dexterity saving throw

Tumblr, Blog, and Fuck: + "11-65% 10:07 Replies Philip Batterham This video is misleading, possibly deliberately so. There are people born with Y chromosomes who are female and it is not that rare. To say so is not leftist. You just need an education in genetics. Further, there are people born intersex, and it's genetic. 4w Like Reply You look like a nice guy Philip, but she is a Pediatrician 4w Like Reply 0130 Philip Batterham and I am the President of the International Genetics Federation O Write a reply.. celero-loves-dragons: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: obviouslypancakes: sirowlington: demolished Gottem! i went to fact check this and he literally is fuck them up philip

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Fucking, Tumblr, and Best: kedreeva: cacklebarnacle: bunjywunjy: undoherdamage: carrotsforferrets: nO StOP IT i aM DEAD FUCK OFF OK @mynameiseyyyyyy hognoses are fucking ridiculous ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.” I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

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Memes, Barca, and Blank: Interviewer: Sir Alex, if Man Utd gave you a blank check& said 'sign any Barca player you want, who'd you sign? Sir Alex: That might be the stupidest question have ever heard! NE FM That reply by SirAlex 😂

That reply by SirAlex 😂

Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run ...

Iphone, Twitter, and What Is: Jules Suzdaltsev > @jules_Su just tell him we built the wall what? is he gonna check? 02:27 1/6/19 Twitter for iPhone Modern problems require modern solutions.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Funny, Help, and Mirror: When you walk by a car mirror and can't help but check out that new FashionNova outfit Gotta stunt real quick ! @FashionNova

Gotta stunt real quick ! @FashionNova

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Ass, Fire, and Jay: A friend @christuhlea i dead ass cant believe a guy offered to eat my pussy in order for me to promote his stupid ass song, men are toxic. anyways i'm listening to "freak you" by Jay Enzy and this song is lowkey fire y'all should check it out 12:53 AM 11 Jan 19 4 042 Retweets 25,5K Likes Must be a really good song

Must be a really good song

Love, Good Morning, and Good: Joel Leon. < @JoelakaMaG some reminders: -unclench vour jaw -breathe deeply -check your posture -drink water -stretch -check-in with your body (where are you tight?) -check-in with your heart (what are you holding onto? where are you tense? anxious?) -look up at the sky show up with love, today good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

Dude, How, and Com: Dude Look how big your belly is T+5 So Yound and Soft know I Know Everyone! Check ou+ how huggable this quy I3 oh? www.lunarbaboon.Com I really wanna hug him now!

I really wanna hug him now!

Abc, Family, and Fire: abe ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." Family Sends Pizza Deliveryman to Check on Grandma After Hurricane KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME!!! Hey you also get a free pizza (had to remake it now its wholesomer)

Hey you also get a free pizza (had to remake it now its wholesomer)

Abc, Family, and Fire: 6be ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." Family Sends Pizza Deliveryman to Check on Grandma After Hurricane Hey you also get a free pizza via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RC98hh

Hey you also get a free pizza via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RC98hh

Shower, Women, and Girl Memes: How women check their shower to see if it's hot enough.. LMFAO

LMFAO

Memes, Bible, and House: LAD BIBLE I thought I heard an intruder in the house, went down to check it and this is what I found 😂😂 (u-rockproducer)

I thought I heard an intruder in the house, went down to check it and this is what I found 😂😂 (u-rockproducer)

Memes, Racism, and Snapchat: When You're Playing The Game But Your Team Racist @Devinkhari They Be Going Hard On The Game 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🎮💥🔫 @yourtaxcompany ━━━━━━━ @shunt_l They do taxes Credit Sell auto Sell real estate A one stop shop ━━━━━━━ ⚠️ WARNING THIS IS JUST A SKIT NONE OF THE EVENTS IN THIS VIDEO IS REAL NO NUDITY, RACISM OR SEXUAL ACTS WERE SHOWN ⚠️ ━━━━━━━ Follow Me For More Videos Check Out My Youtube @devinkhari @devinkharii ━━━━━━━ 📷 Snapchat - DevinKhari 👻 ━━━━━━━ ➡️Tag A Friend ⬅️

They Be Going Hard On The Game 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🎮💥🔫 @yourtaxcompany ━━━━━━━ @shunt_l They do taxes Credit Sell auto Sell real estate A one stop shop ━━...

Dank, Bible, and Thought: LAD BIBLE I thought I heard an intruder downstairs, so went down to check, and this is what I found...😂😂

I thought I heard an intruder downstairs, so went down to check, and this is what I found...😂😂

Doppelganger, Fuck You, and God: Plague Of Gripes @PlagueOf... 8h v An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition:"- and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! l've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck You need to check out FUNsubstance.com I feel attacked

I feel attacked

Bachelor, Link, and The Bachelor: The cringiest Bachelor moments of all time betches The bachelor recap you’ve been waiting for is up. Check it out from the link in the bio.

The bachelor recap you’ve been waiting for is up. Check it out from the link in the bio.

Stalking, Trash, and How: When you throw the trash out, do you go outside later&check how it's doing? No? So stop stalking your ex.

Clothes, Funny, and Memes: 7 days in the new year and I've broken down and spent my whole check on clothes. @FashionNova has the ladies slaying the New Year in the wide variety of sexy dresses 😍🔥 Follow & Shop @FashionNova for all the exclusive styles! 🌟 Use Code: FREESHIP for FREE Shipping on all US Orders! ✨Link in Bio✨

@FashionNova has the ladies slaying the New Year in the wide variety of sexy dresses 😍🔥 Follow & Shop @FashionNova for all the exclusive sty...

Gym, Money, and Parents: Hannah G Hannah G. is a "Content Creator" with the following sentence in her bio: "She's both the photographer and model for her burgeoning social media business." If people are going to make money off of social media, can we at least be a little more honest? Burgeoning social media business?! How about "Hannah G. has a following that's mostly men who frequently DM her something about the hardness of their penis but that's a little weird to say to her parents so let's just say Hannah G. is very lucky and frequents the gym." Tonight is the premiere of the Bachelor and @jaredfreid is here to break down the worst things you’ve thought about this season’s contests. Check out the link in the bio for the rest.

Tonight is the premiere of the Bachelor and @jaredfreid is here to break down the worst things you’ve thought about this season’s contests. ...

Head, Wine, and Say It: HALF FULL HALF EMPTY "Is that water from our Roman sea? It is? Good. It's wonderful what we Romans have done." "Half empty but what's the point? Stabs repeatedly* "Hm, what? Water? Oh yes, we have lots of aqueducts to supply us. I'll need to check on their upkeep. Also need to cross a lot of that to reach Britannia. Lots to do!" "I prefer wine really." Weezing "Don't really... eeha.. care. Thank you. I do appreciate this drink before this battle near what was it? A better question is whether or not I should take the name ‘Caesar' upon my ascension after Nero's besmirchment of the noble name "Of course Nero said he wine attitude lead to his deposition and why we've spent the last year in civil war "Wet a rag and put it on my head. I'm burning up here." The answer to that question is whatever say it is." The answer to that question is whatever each Roman thinks it should Iwould say half full. Just don't make me sail on it please." ANTINOUS! NC 00000O0000OOOO "I made that free to a bunch of Romans." "Thanks. We're going to need that in our war with Parthia." "I spent several evenings this very question and found the answer. If the cup was filled above this point then emptied accordingly then it is half empty. If it was filled up to this point is is half full. Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it." So I asked some Augustii a philosophy question...

So I asked some Augustii a philosophy question...

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Memes, Cake, and Awesome: I cannot believe this cake turned out like it did at the end. Mind blown. Mesmerized by @melissaaltcakes . Check out this awesome Venom cake. satisfying

Mesmerized by @melissaaltcakes . Check out this awesome Venom cake. satisfying

Memes, Bank, and 🤖: Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

Anaconda, Crying, and Phone: fullmetal alchemist B rotherhood (2009) @lesbianolivier ive texted this to everyone already but look at the text my mom sent me im crying il Verizon 10:54 AM @ O * 100%.. Mom Today 10:06 AM When you check your phone and see the text is from your daughter! A two-for-one via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SFvHii

A two-for-one via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SFvHii

Anaconda, Crying, and Phone: fullmetal alchemist B rotherhood (2009) @lesbianolivier ive texted this to everyone already but look at the text my mom sent me im crying il Verizon 10:54 AM @ O * 100%.. Mom Today 10:06 AM When you check your phone and see the text is from your daughter! A two-for-one

A two-for-one

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Love, Memes, and Money: D YOU KNOW IES FACT #1221 Stephen King never cashed the $5,000 check he received for the movie rights to The Shawshank Redemption. Instead, he framed it, mailed it to the movie's director, Frank Darabont, and added a note that read "In case you ever need bail money. Love, Steve 💰📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix stephenking theshawshankredemption shawshank morganfreeman

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Meme, Wholesome, and Got: And... Check your notecards! IL in Don't worry bro, ust breathe. I'll be cheering you on in the crowd. You got this! Made the meme wholesome

Made the meme wholesome

Chase, Mar, and MÃ¸: Mature Audiences Only @jawnfreaks if he doesn't chase you after you walk away, keep walking ma 12/19/18, 11:23 AM 5,042 Retweets 17.9K Likes People Tweeted about this Shawn@Mar_Shawn 5h Replying to @jawnfreaks These legs aint chasing nothing but a check t011 C963 山

Internet, Memes, and Shower: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Some people's calculator history is more embarrassing than their Internet history Check out Darrion

Check out Darrion

Family, Memes, and Old: RCM .@DeAndreHopkins donating playoff check to family of 7-year-old shooting victim: https://t.co/obitZAPC9V https://t.co/7OleTpWLLS

.@DeAndreHopkins donating playoff check to family of 7-year-old shooting victim: https://t.co/obitZAPC9V https://t.co/7OleTpWLLS

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Friends, Mean, and Who: Reminder to check On your friends who nad Struggies ths year Let them Know now mudh then mean to you

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Bad, Reddit, and Tumblr: Folgen You know, a while ago someone mentioned me on reddit, and they are the only person to have ever mentioned me. I like to occasionally check their profile, make sure they are doing fine still, and despite no idea who this person is, I like to know that they are doing okay 11:09 -30. Nov. 2018 1,Gefällt mir"-Angabe awesomacious: I feel kinda bad for him….

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