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Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that can only use explosion i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn't the funniest thing i've ever read trenchgun im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just sort of... mutated into cartridges prettyflyforajeskai Red and blue are why QA teams were invented biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap 4G 19:50 biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if O419:51 possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer. Fuente: banshees 79,986 notas howl-osullivan tilthat TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to its owner. via reddit.com 109 notas nikanono It's a masterpiece
Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece

It's a masterpiece

Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cplus902.tumblr.com/post/174007646202/libertarirynn-transparentbeardmentality" class="tumblr_blog">cplus902</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006878744/transparentbeardmentality-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A few observations:<br/> 1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s embarrassing enough that you’re grown ass men fighting in a McDonald’s, but you’re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p> <p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p> <p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like “that ain’t got nothing to do with me” 😂</p> <p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p> </blockquote> <p style="">i’m the glasses<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Casual racism, casual racism.  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.  Casual racism, casual racism, it’s so much fun and you’ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as you’re denigrating whites alone).   Equality 2018.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p> </blockquote> <p>Blue shirt and shorts guy has a lot more patience for people being in his space and grabbing him than I would.  Also, yeah, if your friend is getting attacked, you jump the fuck in.  Oh my god, that’s like Friendship 101.</p></blockquote> <p>I will never defend my friend if he’s in the wrong. If you start a fight, you have to finish it like a man. </p></blockquote> <p>But he didn’t start it? </p>
Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://cplus902.tumblr.com/post/174007646202/libertarirynn-transparentbeardmentality" class="tumblr_blog">cplus902</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006878744/transparentbeardmentality-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A few observations:<br/>
1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s embarrassing enough that you’re grown ass men fighting in a McDonald’s, but you’re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p>

<p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p>

<p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like “that ain’t got nothing to do with me” 😂</p>

<p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">i’m the glasses<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Casual racism, casual racism.  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.  Casual racism, casual racism, it’s so much fun and you’ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as you’re denigrating whites alone).   Equality 2018.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Blue shirt and shorts guy has a lot more patience for people being in his space and grabbing him than I would.  Also, yeah, if your friend is getting attacked, you jump the fuck in.  Oh my god, that’s like Friendship 101.</p></blockquote>

<p>I will never defend my friend if he’s in the wrong. If you start a fight, you have to finish it like a man. </p></blockquote>

<p>But he didn’t start it? </p>

<p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p> <bl...

Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A few observations:<br/> 1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s embarrassing enough that you’re grown ass men fighting in a McDonald’s, but you’re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p> <p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p> <p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like “that ain’t got nothing to do with me” 😂</p> <p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p> </blockquote> <p style="">i’m the glasses<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Casual racism, casual racism.  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.  Casual racism, casual racism, it’s so much fun and you’ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as you’re denigrating whites alone).   Equality 2018.<br/></p> </blockquote><p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p>
Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A few observations:<br/>
1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s embarrassing enough that you’re grown ass men fighting in a McDonald’s, but you’re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p>

<p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p>

<p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like “that ain’t got nothing to do with me” 😂</p>

<p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">i’m the glasses<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Casual racism, casual racism.  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.  Casual racism, casual racism, it’s so much fun and you’ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as you’re denigrating whites alone).   Equality 2018.<br/></p>
</blockquote><p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p>

<p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">tran...

America, Bad, and Bless Up: Woke up to this. He isn't allowed on the bed so he kept his hind legs on the floor. Reddit u/AndThatsAllSheWrote @DrSmashlove Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans and address this issue. In the airport security line today I done seen not one. Not two. Not een three. FOUR young tings wearing the following outfit: colorful Crocs or Birkenstocks. Colorful a$$ socks. Black tights. Big baggy a$$ t shirt. No makeup. Hair disheveled. Not like a bird’s nest bc that could be a look, nah. Like someone had cocked a shotgun and SHOT a bird’s nest - “Smash, who would SHOOT a bird’s nest?” - EXACTLY - who would have this hair style in a public place?! 😂 Now u gon say, well it was probably early morning, what do u expect. NAH. TWO PM IN THE MF AFTERNOON 😂. Now it wouldn’t had been bad but then u got these lil tings flying back to Latin America unpacking they carry on full of Reese’s, M+M’s, Pringles, XBOX controllers and other gifts for people back home. These ladies dressed like they going to a fancy dinner bruv! Same age group! Lil nice pair of loafers, slim jeans, lil sportcoat, lil Louis Bag. Dignified! U feel me? Like the rich kid in ya high school like how his sexy mama dressed lmao u feel me? Like that! Side note: how everyone in Peru and Panama got a Louis canvas that Louis canvas ISPURNSIVE! Not expensive but like 2 chain and yo Gotti say ISPURNSIVE LMAO! Now u gon say “WELL AMERICAN GIRLS ARE CASUAL SMASH WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS ISN’T SOUTH AMERICA U WANT A SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN THEN GO TO SOUTH AMERICA OL ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LOOKIN A$$. RICKY MARTIN SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO YA BELLY BUTTON...LOOKIN A$$.” Chill. U ain’t have to lump me with Ricky Ricardo for making a observation. I’m just saying it’s ladies dressing like grow folk and it’s ladies dressing like they headed to a fifth grade slumber party IF U AIN’T IN FIFTH GRADE ANY MORE U AIN GOTTA DRESS LIKE A FIFTH GRADER. IT’S HIGHER GRADES NOW LOL. YOUR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS ARE DRESSING LIKE THEY GETTING A MBA DEGREE I’M JUST LETTING U KNOW. GO HEAD ROAST ME NOW. I’M JUST SAYING BAN THIS CANCER OF AN OUTFIT BEFORE IT GET TRACTION BLESS UP 😂😂😂
America, Bad, and Bless Up: Woke up to this. He isn't allowed on the
 bed so he kept his hind legs on the floor.
 Reddit u/AndThatsAllSheWrote
 @DrSmashlove
Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans and address this issue. In the airport security line today I done seen not one. Not two. Not een three. FOUR young tings wearing the following outfit: colorful Crocs or Birkenstocks. Colorful a$$ socks. Black tights. Big baggy a$$ t shirt. No makeup. Hair disheveled. Not like a bird’s nest bc that could be a look, nah. Like someone had cocked a shotgun and SHOT a bird’s nest - “Smash, who would SHOOT a bird’s nest?” - EXACTLY - who would have this hair style in a public place?! 😂 Now u gon say, well it was probably early morning, what do u expect. NAH. TWO PM IN THE MF AFTERNOON 😂. Now it wouldn’t had been bad but then u got these lil tings flying back to Latin America unpacking they carry on full of Reese’s, M+M’s, Pringles, XBOX controllers and other gifts for people back home. These ladies dressed like they going to a fancy dinner bruv! Same age group! Lil nice pair of loafers, slim jeans, lil sportcoat, lil Louis Bag. Dignified! U feel me? Like the rich kid in ya high school like how his sexy mama dressed lmao u feel me? Like that! Side note: how everyone in Peru and Panama got a Louis canvas that Louis canvas ISPURNSIVE! Not expensive but like 2 chain and yo Gotti say ISPURNSIVE LMAO! Now u gon say “WELL AMERICAN GIRLS ARE CASUAL SMASH WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS ISN’T SOUTH AMERICA U WANT A SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN THEN GO TO SOUTH AMERICA OL ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LOOKIN A$$. RICKY MARTIN SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO YA BELLY BUTTON...LOOKIN A$$.” Chill. U ain’t have to lump me with Ricky Ricardo for making a observation. I’m just saying it’s ladies dressing like grow folk and it’s ladies dressing like they headed to a fifth grade slumber party IF U AIN’T IN FIFTH GRADE ANY MORE U AIN GOTTA DRESS LIKE A FIFTH GRADER. IT’S HIGHER GRADES NOW LOL. YOUR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS ARE DRESSING LIKE THEY GETTING A MBA DEGREE I’M JUST LETTING U KNOW. GO HEAD ROAST ME NOW. I’M JUST SAYING BAN THIS CANCER OF AN OUTFIT BEFORE IT GET TRACTION BLESS UP 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans a...