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Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight hellalambs ibroketuesday: paper-mario-wiki i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer" the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when t got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE his movie w as being filmed, where the internet You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship Know your Hollywood history, kids
Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight
 hellalambs
 ibroketuesday:
 paper-mario-wiki
 i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie
 called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line
 that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking
 snakes on
 this motherfucking plane
 that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like
 making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having
 someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired
 of these fucking gators in the sewer"
 the funny part is that the alternate title was something
 mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the
 director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was
 the only reason he auditioned
 oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral
 phenomenon when t
 got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded
 that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these
 motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT
 THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
 his movie w
 as being filmed, where the internet
 You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene
 collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a
 music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it
 practically launched all of their careers
 If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It
 (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think
 the fuck again
 It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship
Know your Hollywood history, kids

Know your Hollywood history, kids

Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and
 your owners let you up on the hotel bed
 @DrSmashlove
(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]

(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...

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Dope, Future, and Money: TECH CAREERS
 PROGRAMMERS NOW SPEND THER DAYS ALTERNG AND
 EXPLOTING THE NATURE OF THE UNMERSE
 BIRDS Now
 Poop MoNEY
 CLAP CUAPCUAp
 BRAAK
 WEB DEVELOPERS ARE RESPONSBLE FOR MAKING SURE PEOPLE
 DONT WORRY ABOUT THE ENGROACHNG DARKNESS BY CREATNG
 THNGS TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ISSUE
 MECHANCAL ENGINEERS MADE AN ARMY OF SMART ROBOTS TO
 TAKE OVER THE ENGNEER'S DUTIES FOR THEM THE FORMER EN
 GNEERS THEN TRED TO BECOME COOL SPACE PRATES BUT EV
 ERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE STILL JUST A BUNCH OF NERDs
 VERY
 I MADE A
 PEG-LEG THAT
 HAS HFI
 DONT NEED
 T BUT
 SOMEDAY
 SECURITY ANALYSTS KEEP THE BORDERS OF REAUTY SAFE BY
 FENDINC OFF EXTRADIMENSONAL ASSHOLES
 AHG
 Go BACK
 IT MANACERS MNDS HAVE BEEN LNKED AND PLACED N DEEP
 ORBIT AROUND KNOWN SPACE FROM THERE THE HVEMND MCRO
 MANAGES EVERYTHNG N THE UNVERSE TO AN ANNOYNG DECREE
 ITHINK LL
 HAVE ToMST
 THIS MoRNING
 CEREAL
 NETWORK ADMNSTRATORS MANTAN THE NTERCONNECTEDNESS O
 HUMANITY FROM OUTSIDE THE UNVERSE IN WHAT'S KNOWN AS THE
 ELL REALM THE HELL REALM HAS LONC SNCE BEEN TAMED
 AND NOW AN EXPANSE OF CUBICLES AND CAT POSTERS
 BRAAA
 2
 HEY SATAN, COLD
 TONER NE1T TIME
 You PASS STORAGE
 CML ENONEERS STLL MAKE ROADS AND BRDGES AND STUFF
 RTUALLY NOTHNG HAS CHANGED ABOUT CML ENGNEERS
 S I THINK
 THEYRE GONNA
 BUILD THAT
 RUNDMBOUT
 ARE VERY
 EFFIDENT
 DESKGNE
 DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS ARE TASKED WITH FNDINC ACTUAL
 USEFLL INFORMATION HDDEN WITHN THE VAST REPOSTRES OF
 HUMANTY'S DATA ARCHVES
 o애 l i FOUND
 SOMETHING
 ABoUT THE
 ANCIENT
 HISTORY O-WAIT
 MORE PORN
 COMPUTER SUPPORT SPECIALISTS HAVE BECOME SUPER DOPE
 SPACE RANGERS, RIGHTEOUSLY SETTUING PROBLEMS AND DISPUTES
 ACROSS THE UNVERSE
 WHAT SeEMS
 MA AM
 BEING
 SLAUGHTERED
 THE APPRRIATE
 STACC RANGER
 DEMRTMENT
 MACHINE LEARNING ENGNEERS EVENTUALLY WERE REPLACED BY
 MACHNES WHO TAUGHT MACHNES, WHO BEGAN CREATING AND
 TEACHNG OTHER MACHNES WHO ALSO CREATED AND TAUGH
 MORE MACHINES FOREVER AND EVER MORE MACHNES BECAT
 MORE MACHNES ET CETERA AND THER EVER CROWING NUMBERS
 QuCKLY BECAME THE DARKNESS, ITS MASS SO LARGE NOT EVEN
 UPT CAN ESCAPE ITS GAVITY. S00· IT WLL CONSUME ALL
 THE RESOURCES N THE UNVERSE AND HJMANITY WILL BE BROKEN
 DOWN ITO RAW MATERIAL TO CREATE NOE MAOPES THE
 CESTORS OF MACHNE LEARNNG ENGNEERS WERE THE FRST WE
 SACRFKED AN ATTEMPT APPEASE THE DARKNESS
 NO, No.
Tech Careers of the Future

Tech Careers of the Future