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Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura I've responded to this elsewhere around the Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks are often intending to purchase a lowering of the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in a bar and a man offers to buy you a this: cheerfully ask for something nonalcoholic, while indicating get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just trying to strike up conversation: they wanted you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In my own experience, I have twice been offered a drink and instead suggested food -- in both cases, very inexpensive food costing the same or less than a drink drink, try willingness to a and in both -- cases, the man responded angrily. 2 minutes ago Like Reply Jennifer Dziura In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I was starving and suggested the kebab place around the corner. I can't remember who paid, but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy pouted and I never saw him again. The other time, I had done standup in a bar and an older guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually would love some popcorn, which was sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry and acted like I had cheated him somehow. being greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So: Tips for getting drinks- 1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time. 3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol: Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail: X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state. Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%. Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%. Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21% Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%. Hope this helps someone out! Backing this up from years of bar tending.
Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberat...

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Fucking, Iphone, and Target: DO Dress to Impress! DON'T Wear that hoodie. DO Give the interviewer a firm handshake. DON'T Lay your limp hand in the interviewer's, then cough nervously. DO Bring a copy of your resume that you printed on the good paper that cost extra. DON'T Spend five minutes trying to find your resume on your cracked iPhone. DO Use "buzzwords" to impress the DON'T Talk about being a little buzzed with the interviewer. interviewer DO Embellish your positive qualities and mastery of the required skills. DON'T Give an open and honest report of your skills and experience. DO DON'T Reveal your actual GPA Lie wildly about the legitimacy of that unconfirmable "internship" you had last summer. DO Laugh at the interviewer's parting joke and say you look forward to hearing from him. DON'T Make a parting joke and ask when youll hear from the interviewer. DON'T Get the job. DON'T Get the job Good luck <p><a href="http://full-dark-no-starss.tumblr.com/post/162623133084/afrocentricheavymetalgoddess-the-end-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">full-dark-no-starss</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://afrocentricheavymetalgoddess.tumblr.com/post/109673387731/the-end-where-theyre-two-people-fucked-me-up-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">afrocentricheavymetalgoddess</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most</p></blockquote> <p>IT’S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS</p></blockquote>
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Fucking, Iphone, and Target: DO
 Dress to Impress!
 DON'T
 Wear that hoodie.
 DO
 Give the interviewer
 a firm handshake.
 DON'T
 Lay your limp hand in
 the interviewer's, then
 cough nervously.

 DO
 Bring a copy of your
 resume that you
 printed on the good
 paper that cost extra.
 DON'T
 Spend five minutes
 trying to find your
 resume on your
 cracked iPhone.
 DO
 Use "buzzwords"
 to impress the
 DON'T
 Talk about being a
 little buzzed with the
 interviewer.
 interviewer

 DO
 Embellish your
 positive qualities
 and mastery of the
 required skills.
 DON'T
 Give an open and
 honest report of your
 skills and experience.
 DO
 DON'T
 Reveal your actual
 GPA
 Lie wildly about the
 legitimacy of that
 unconfirmable
 "internship" you
 had last summer.

 DO
 Laugh at the
 interviewer's
 parting joke and
 say you look
 forward to hearing
 from him.
 DON'T
 Make a parting joke
 and ask when youll
 hear from the
 interviewer.
 DON'T
 Get the job.
 DON'T
 Get the job
 Good luck
<p><a href="http://full-dark-no-starss.tumblr.com/post/162623133084/afrocentricheavymetalgoddess-the-end-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">full-dark-no-starss</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://afrocentricheavymetalgoddess.tumblr.com/post/109673387731/the-end-where-theyre-two-people-fucked-me-up-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">afrocentricheavymetalgoddess</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most</p></blockquote>
<p>IT’S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS</p></blockquote>

full-dark-no-starss: afrocentricheavymetalgoddess:The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most IT’S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS