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But Whatever: rani-bow: god i finally got my tablet pen back kinda wonky w anatomy but whatever. jasper stans rise up
But Whatever: rani-bow:
god i finally got my tablet pen back
kinda wonky w anatomy but whatever. jasper stans rise up

rani-bow: god i finally got my tablet pen back kinda wonky w anatomy but whatever. jasper stans rise up

But Whatever: 824:11:45/1347:36:22 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke movie AntzVEVOo Subscribe 18 7 views Add to Share More thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom: According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half. For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout. I counted. They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’ Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction. You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep. At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.
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 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but
 every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but
 every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke
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thelordofhats:

koininaritai:
if this is real the video is 56 days long.
I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom:
According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half.
For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout.
I counted.
They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’
Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction.
You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep.
At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let...

But Whatever: Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it. km Ruggell Séhellenberg Gampfe. *Maure *Eschen Bendern Nendel Planken LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz "Vaduz Castie SWITZERLAND Triesenbers. AUSTRIA Steg *Triesen *Malbun Rhine R. „Balzers Mals. Grausoltz 8,521 2.500 m) Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Haupt Kanal Samina R flylittlekoala: ultrafacts: ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.”
But Whatever: Switzerland accidentally invaded
 Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool
 with it.
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 Vaduz
 "Vaduz Castie
 SWITZERLAND
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”
Sources: 1 2 3

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.”

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But Whatever: Basic as fuck Dumb bitch she think she cute making up words n shit wtf is a zetus lepetus I hate yo white ass bedpartymakeover: c-bassmeow: Says the Bitch who judges “ghetto” aka black sounding names in the present. Girl why are you insinuating yourself into a conversation about internalized antiblackness. 1. because my family is part black and the older people in my family who are more black ironically are the most anti-black ones. my great grandmother who was Zamba (black and indigenous although we dont know for sure) would say “negro ni mi caballo” which means “not even my horse will be black” … i have always been against the old colonial spanish attitude that is still prevalent in many older people in spanish speaking countries  that indigenous and black = ugly and undesirable and i stand by my opposition to that and always will regardless of how light skinned i am 2. myob - IMO just because im not black doesnt mean i cant condemn Raven Symone’s asinine comments. So with your dumb ass logic can I not condemn anti-semitic statements cus im not jewish? can i not defend women if i am not a women? like, tumblr’s “rules” on how to conduct yourself sometimes backfire but whatever 3. im tired of you reblogging my shit with cheap ass comments trying to call me out on random shit, its failing 4. did you mean inserting ? 
But Whatever: Basic as fuck Dumb bitch
 she think she cute
 making up words n shit
 wtf is a zetus lepetus
 I hate yo white ass
bedpartymakeover:

c-bassmeow:

Says the Bitch who judges “ghetto” aka black sounding names in the present.

Girl why are you insinuating yourself into a conversation about internalized antiblackness.


1. because my family is part black and the older people in my family who are more black ironically are the most anti-black ones. my great grandmother who was Zamba (black and indigenous although we dont know for sure) would say “negro ni mi caballo” which means “not even my horse will be black” … i have always been against the old colonial spanish attitude that is still prevalent in many older people in spanish speaking countries  that indigenous and black = ugly and undesirable and i stand by my opposition to that and always will regardless of how light skinned i am 2. myob - IMO just because im not black doesnt mean i cant condemn Raven Symone’s asinine comments. So with your dumb ass logic can I not condemn anti-semitic statements cus im not jewish? can i not defend women if i am not a women? like, tumblr’s “rules” on how to conduct yourself sometimes backfire but whatever 3. im tired of you reblogging my shit with cheap ass comments trying to call me out on random shit, its failing 4. did you mean inserting ? 

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But Whatever: marionisamuffin:pleasantandcain:fromladytolifter: candidlycara: dance-in-the-shadows: gracediamondsfear: wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it! Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is! this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr. i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them. God. My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..” THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION. THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED. it worked, but not before I laughed for days. For that last comment. I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with. Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT. On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping. Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him? Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie? Story time: I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!” Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door. Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever. It got better.
But Whatever: marionisamuffin:pleasantandcain:fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

marionisamuffin:pleasantandcain:fromladytolifter: candidlycara: dance-in-the-shadows: gracediamondsfear: wifeyknowsbest: whataprecio...

But Whatever: Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it. km Ruggell Séhellenberg Gampfe. *Maure *Eschen Bendern Nendel Planken LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz "Vaduz Castie SWITZERLAND Triesenbers. AUSTRIA Steg *Triesen *Malbun Rhine R. „Balzers Mals. Grausoltz 8,521 2.500 m) Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Haupt Kanal Samina R astudy-ingaylove:kaitouhime1412:flylittlekoala:ultrafacts:ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.” I’m trying not to laugh too loudly but this is making it hard. Sounds like hetalia
But Whatever: Switzerland accidentally invaded
 Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool
 with it.
 km
 Ruggell
 Séhellenberg
 Gampfe.
 *Maure
 *Eschen
 Bendern
 Nendel
 Planken
 LIECHTENSTEIN
 Vaduz
 "Vaduz Castie
 SWITZERLAND
 Triesenbers.
 AUSTRIA
 Steg
 *Triesen
 *Malbun
 Rhine R.
 „Balzers
 Mals.
 Grausoltz
 8,521
 2.500 m)
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
 Haupt Kanal
 Samina R
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”
Sources: 1 2 3

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.”

I’m trying not to laugh too loudly but this is making it hard.


Sounds like hetalia

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