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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread
 I am about to tell you an epic
 tale about subterfuge, dating in
 the 21st century and the fall of
 human civilization. This actually
 happened to me and it could
 happen to you too. Get some
 popcorn. Thread*
 48 PM 39 Aug 18
 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls
 So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder
 machine ahopping my soul around and t
 vary attractwe young laxty
 No bio. Fairly innocuous
 l text her n we make amall tak abt work
 or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa
 hic huge precentation im werkin on for
 my job, would you be ottended if I got
 back to you
 ve gol more free time? youre cute and t
 want to meer you Im just oo busy m
 thought wel that's an owerty elaborate
 way to ghest somsone i say TolI
 woudrt be offended Isotaty get t
 me up when you're iree
 thank you
 t was wormed you
 late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ
 n my head Tm
 Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget
 about her then I remember and go back
 o tinder andic
 ontt ind
 i that's ward
 she deleted her tinder buti take it s
 overly elaborate ghoating methods
 Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM
 omomow t was wondering if you wanted
 wa coukd go get
 drinks ater and see what happens
 m like wel iibe daned Genuinely
 didnt think
 she would message me
 around todoy and tomonow but just
 conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the
 stage thes weead ot
 say sure thing lpoking formand bo it
 This moming she texts me at 9 am hey
 it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud
 clear up in time for our de I'm ike
 coot ill be there
 Iplay football wth gerwond
 aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty
 at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt
 says singer actress, model, 3000
 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno
 bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it
 0
 I make my way to Unign Square
 Eat a
 hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by
 and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh
 Manhattn shit
 e random a
 She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn
 but jut meet me by te stage then we
 can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of
 e fucking stage sol stand af so tha
 ade a bit
 0
 Eventusly ee a giiming towards
 bockstage wn two enonmoue
 bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its
 her and fm thinking WHAT THN
 l stay back and oosess the snuation and
 fuck imma
 playing and she gets on the stage and
 im so fucking confused but think wel
 guees she's a social mecde rality or
 0
 L immeciately think Im too fucking old
 She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for
 coming outbet you re oll mondering
 the fuck is this about
 0
 She then ays kow al of yog hee
 are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0
 Then
 she says l've invited you all here for
 proceads to gve a hunger pane
 about wtut its gomna
 take to
 0
 L THE DUDES
 THERE SHE FOUND
 D THEM THESAME
 SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN
 0
 Every man n ne owd look down ard
 mimes WHAT IN
 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl
 NAME OF SCOOBY
 Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal
 he falopian fortitude the g
 possesses This is top 10 gremest
 and plaged
 TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING
 FMVAN CIVILIZATION
 DONT GET GOT THE END
 clare harper flood herpoonen h
 weet your l
We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi
MORE MEMES

We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES

Blade, Target, and Tumblr: samaramorgane: aplaceofhisown: hooligan-nova: For your sick turf wars in the coming cyber-apocalypse. “While you were busy being heterosexual I studied the blade” @lycaanroc
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Being Alone, Bored, and Christmas: We couid go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of firting before I charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek After that we'd get too busy and never talk to each other again. Interested? But what if it goes really well and we get married have this fairytale romance have 2.5 kids and eventually you get bored start sleeping with a co- worker I start eating my feelings, get diabetes. But we stay together for the kids of course and also people would judge you for leaving ur sick wife with diabetes What happened to half of one of our kids?i And did we at least give him half We had a dwarf son We call him LB For little bit of a person He struggles sometimes but L.B Looks forward to Christmas cards every year when he gets to play the elf sure there's not some time warp situation going on that we birthed Lil B the rapper, Because for the sake of the world we should just end it here id Hey you're the one having an affair. jus cheat on you with cake I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two ids we never got time alone. And now you're filled with that nasty disease and I can't be intimate with you No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah Stop putting words in my mouth DAMNIT DEREK!!! It's like you don't even care anymore The pregnancies did a number on your body. And you refused to go to the gym with me. It's hard to care if you don't care And that's who it is.. Karen from accounting. she's a whore,, she slept with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull your shit together we have church in IDIDNT SAY KAREN AND I DONT EAT CAKE WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop trying to kill by hiding my medicine WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT CAKE YOU DONT NEED Oh and don't even try that same story you gave me last week. TWINKIES ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY ARE CAKE It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you, it's in you for good Maybe if you would stop having sex with Karen We could bang it out every once in a while and I wouldn't How would you know anything about aids Mariah? I had to make out with you for 7 hours to get you out of your clothes our first time, You don't get that time back. You think I WANTED to watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days? No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid But once again, I had to do all the That's my favorite movie. And you said you liked it. Also it's not my fault it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT But what would you and your whore Karen know about You've never been 1he same and you know it. Ever since our first date, when we It's not my fault the first time we had sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to be the same after that Why couldn't you have just worn a condom IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT Fine it was good. But ask yourself this WAS IT WORTH IT The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS ls THAT what you were muttering last ight when you were eating those cupcakes behind the bed? I really need to take you on a date. Not because I like you or anything it's strictly because I'm a sucker for drama stories and have to see how these stories play out. I don't know You and Karen can hit me up Tailor Thanks, Karen.
Being Alone, Bored, and Christmas: We couid go out on an amazing first
 date, have great conversation, lots of
 laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of
 firting before I charmingly end the
 night with a soft kiss on your cheek
 After that we'd get too busy and never
 talk to each other again. Interested?
 But what if it goes really well and we
 get married have this fairytale
 romance have 2.5 kids and eventually
 you get bored start sleeping with a co-
 worker I start eating my feelings, get
 diabetes. But we stay together for
 the kids of course and also people
 would judge you for leaving ur sick
 wife with diabetes
 What happened to half of one of our
 kids?i And did we at least give him half
 We had a dwarf son
 We call him LB
 For little bit of a person
 He struggles sometimes but L.B
 Looks forward to Christmas cards
 every year when he gets to play the elf
 sure there's not some time warp
 situation going on that we birthed Lil B
 the rapper, Because for the sake of
 the world we should just end it here id
 Hey you're the one having an affair.
 jus cheat on you with cake
 I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two
 ids we never got time alone. And now
 you're filled with that nasty disease
 and I can't be intimate with you
 No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah
 Stop putting words in my mouth
 DAMNIT DEREK!!!
 It's like you don't even care anymore
 The pregnancies did a number on your
 body. And you refused to go to the
 gym with me. It's hard to care if you
 don't care
 And that's who it is.. Karen from
 accounting. she's a whore,, she slept
 with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull
 your shit together we have church in
 IDIDNT SAY KAREN
 AND I DONT EAT CAKE
 WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop
 trying to kill by hiding my medicine
 WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't
 eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT
 CAKE YOU DONT NEED
 Oh and don't even try that same story
 you gave me last week. TWINKIES
 ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN
 WELL THEY ARE CAKE
 It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you,
 it's in you for good
 Maybe if you would stop having sex
 with Karen We could bang it out
 every once in a while and I wouldn't
 How would you know anything about
 aids Mariah? I had to make out with
 you for 7 hours to get you out of your
 clothes our first time, You don't get
 that time back. You think I WANTED to
 watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days?
 No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid
 But once again, I had to do all the
 That's my favorite movie. And you
 said you liked it. Also it's not my fault
 it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra
 AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR
 WHAT YOU WANT But what would
 you and your whore Karen know about
 You've never been 1he same and you
 know it. Ever since our first date, when
 we
 It's not my fault the first time we had
 sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to
 be the same after that Why couldn't
 you have just worn a condom
 IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA
 CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO
 KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT
 Fine it was good. But ask yourself this
 WAS IT WORTH IT
 The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS
 ls THAT what you were muttering last
 ight when you were eating those
 cupcakes behind the bed?
 I really need to take you on a date. Not
 because I like you or anything it's
 strictly because I'm a sucker for
 drama stories and have to see how
 these stories play out. I don't know
 You and Karen can hit me up
 Tailor
Thanks, Karen.

Thanks, Karen.

Anaconda, Animals, and Bad: oo US. Cellular - 10:38 AM 0 100% acutelesbian A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover's once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes fat-thin-skinny this fucks me up every single time acutelesbian I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I o0 U.S. Cellular I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class 10:38 AM 100% After my teacher introduced us to this theory she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers. urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting relationship of any sort. She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of love" had vanished or faded and they weren't happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation. The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, eeeoo U.S. Cellular 10:38 AM 100% bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with The divorced ones said they chose to walk away Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I've never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I've chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again. fr3ight-train This is so fucking important and I think it's something I needed right novw Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian 1,226,982 notes Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?
Anaconda, Animals, and Bad: oo US. Cellular -
 10:38 AM
 0 100%
 acutelesbian
 A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is,
 or what scares me most. And I know they expect
 an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or
 people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
 them that when I was 17 I took a class called
 Relationships For Life and I learned that most
 people fall out of love for the same reasons they
 fell in it. That their lover's once endearing
 stubbornness has now become refusal to
 compromise and their one track mind is now
 immaturity and their bad habits that you once
 adored is now money down the drain. Their
 spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible
 and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy,
 just another distraction in your busy life
 Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought
 that I can become ugly to someone who once
 thought all the stars were in my eyes
 fat-thin-skinny
 this fucks me up every single time
 acutelesbian
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 o0 U.S. Cellular
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 left out the most beautiful part of that class
 10:38 AM
 100%
 After my teacher introduced us to this theory
 she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a
 choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers.
 urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if
 we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting
 relationship of any sort.
 She made us interview a dozen adults who were
 or had been married and we asked them about
 their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed
 At the end, I asked every single person if love
 was an emotion or a choice
 Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a
 conscious commitment. It was something you
 choose to make work every day with a person
 who has chosen the same thing. They all said
 that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of
 love" had vanished or faded and they weren't
 happy. They said feelings are always changing
 and you cannot build something that will last on
 such a shaky foundation.
 The married ones said that when things were
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 eeeoo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 100%
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 and chose to recreate something worth falling in
 love with
 The divorced ones said they chose to walk away
 Ever since that class, since that project, I never
 looked at relationships the same way. I
 understood why arranged marriages were
 successful. I discovered the difference in
 feelings and commitments. I've never gone for
 the person who makes my heart flutter or my
 head spin. I've chosen the people who were
 committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding
 something to adore even on the ugliest days
 I no longer fear the day someone who swore I
 was their universe can no longer see the stars in
 my eyes as long as they still choose to look until
 they find them again.
 fr3ight-train
 This is so fucking important and I think it's
 something I needed right novw
 Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian
 1,226,982 notes
Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?

Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?

College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans nefertitie nefertitie did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit me as demeter some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds): athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm too smart for that aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again? athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry) demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy athena: is that all you care about? aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles? (hades enters) paris: who are you? do we know you? achilles: im mighty achilles odysseus: im wily odysseus paris: and im hungry paris kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i aeton one wrong move and you're history odysseus: fooll we already are historyl demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college This play is the stuff of legends
College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans
 nefertitie
 nefertitie
 did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were
 studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot)
 heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos
 and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to
 get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was
 actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade
 class
 this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit
 me as demeter
 some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):
 athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm
 too smart for that
 aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?
 athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling
 athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help
 aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im
 so angry)
 demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus
 hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork
 aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy
 athena: is that all you care about?
 aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress
 demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers
 hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead
 paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles?
 (hades enters)
 paris: who are you? do we know you?
 achilles: im mighty achilles
 odysseus: im wily odysseus
 paris: and im hungry paris
 kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i
 aeton one wrong move and you're history
 odysseus: fooll we already are historyl
 demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there
 athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone
 l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college
This play is the stuff of legends

This play is the stuff of legends

Beautiful, Cats, and Family: lord-kitschener Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they're tragic famine victims who haven't eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now because you're 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me artaeum the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it instructionsfordancing not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion lord-kitschener This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs catsuggest wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?! goldenmeme My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn't seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time l went to double check that he did indeed have food, he'd book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as l walked away he'd follow me screaming again. Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we're a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I'm ever out for more than 12 hours I'll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he's been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. teashoesandhair Things my cat has cried at: I wouldn't let her jump on top of the burning hot stove .I moved my coat so that she couldn't scale the kitchen chair and jump on people's shoulders when they walked past I didn't scratch her cheek firmly enough She ate her entire meal allowance for the day in one sitting at 9am and was famished by 10am I didn't let her sit behind me on the toilet seat I wouldn't let her eat toothpaste I wouldn't let her eat the cork from a wine bottle I wouldn't let her eat the straw that my rabbit had pissed on . . . Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and this is why they are perfect. wishyroses Cats are like two year olds but sharp Source: lord-kitschener 122,537 notes Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD
Beautiful, Cats, and Family: lord-kitschener
 Obviously I want you to take care of your pets
 and make sure they get food and fresh water
 on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama
 queens and screaming hysterically at you and
 acting like they're tragic famine victims who
 haven't eaten in weeks and are about to drop
 dead from starvation right mcfuckin now
 because you're 10 minutes late feeding them
 is always going to be one of the funniest
 things to me
 artaeum
 the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at
 was mad yesterday because his dinner was
 half an hour late due to a busy day. he
 proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage
 cans and tried to knock them over and started
 desperately scavenging for scraps of food
 because obviously no one loves him or cares
 about him and if he must eat garbage to
 survive then so be it
 instructionsfordancing
 not food related, but one time my cat cried at
 me for 20 minutes before i worked out that
 the reason why she was upset was because
 there was a coat hanger on her favourite
 cushion
 lord-kitschener
 This is absolutely beautiful and changed my
 life, thank you so much. Please protect her
 from hangers at all costs
 catsuggest
 wow. am STORVING and humaines here
 making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
 goldenmeme
 My cat is a social eater who is not food
 motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first
 got him because he didn't seem to care about
 food but he would SCREAM at me for hours
 when I knew his bowl was full. Any time l
 went to double check that he did indeed have
 food, he'd book it to the bowl and snarf like
 his life depended on it, but as soon as l
 walked away he'd follow me screaming again.
 Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a
 dining companion and was screaming about
 how we're a family and families eat together,
 god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my
 computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if
 I'm ever out for more than 12 hours I'll come
 home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty
 huff because dinner has been ready for hours
 but he's been trying to be considerate (unlike
 some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
 teashoesandhair
 Things my cat has cried at:
 I wouldn't let her jump on top of the
 burning hot stove
 .I moved my coat so that she couldn't scale
 the kitchen chair and jump on people's
 shoulders when they walked past
 I didn't scratch her cheek firmly enough
 She ate her entire meal allowance for the
 day in one sitting at 9am and was famished
 by 10am
 I didn't let her sit behind me on the toilet
 seat
 I wouldn't let her eat toothpaste
 I wouldn't let her eat the cork from a wine
 bottle
 I wouldn't let her eat the straw that my
 rabbit had pissed on
 .
 .
 .
 Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and
 this is why they are perfect.
 wishyroses
 Cats are like two year olds but sharp
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Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD

Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD