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Bless up: Bless up.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ by wj7_02 MORE MEMES
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Bless up: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I donโ€™t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me ๐Ÿค”...5 footers really be going the hardest! ๐Ÿ› Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! ๐Ÿ˜‚) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies donโ€™t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! โ€œSmash Iโ€™m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I canโ€™t bring a man into my house who reach to my sonโ€™s chestโ€ BB ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ DO ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ FEEL ๐Ÿ‘. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think itโ€™s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. โ€œBut smash, Iโ€™m 5-11 which is really a lie Iโ€™m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say Iโ€™m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam Iโ€™m gon look like her handsome middle school son.โ€ Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! ๐Ÿ Maybe thatโ€™s what you been missing all your life. โ€œsmash you really Wilding today.โ€ INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
Bless up: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's
 transformed to Action Pup.!
So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I donโ€™t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me ๐Ÿค”...5 footers really be going the hardest! ๐Ÿ› Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! ๐Ÿ˜‚) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies donโ€™t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! โ€œSmash Iโ€™m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I canโ€™t bring a man into my house who reach to my sonโ€™s chestโ€ BB ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ DO ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ FEEL ๐Ÿ‘. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think itโ€™s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. โ€œBut smash, Iโ€™m 5-11 which is really a lie Iโ€™m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say Iโ€™m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam Iโ€™m gon look like her handsome middle school son.โ€ Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! ๐Ÿ Maybe thatโ€™s what you been missing all your life. โ€œsmash you really Wilding today.โ€ INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)

So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on...

Bless up: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...thereโ€™s one thing they NOT gon do. Yโ€™all ready? Yโ€™all ready for this A1 Sauce? Yโ€™all receptive? Nah. U know what I think yโ€™all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If itโ€™s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see yโ€™all not listening! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all sitting back like โ€œnah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say โ€˜please bump Sallyโ€™s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€™โ€ <โ€” men donโ€™t make this emoji face because Phil donโ€™t exist HE ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ EXIST ๐Ÿ‘ BELOVED ๐Ÿ‘ HE ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WAITING ๐Ÿ‘ LIST ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ TESLA ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ‘ THOU ๐Ÿ‘ BEEN ๐Ÿ‘ SPUNT ๐Ÿ‘ ARREDDY ๐Ÿ‘- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. โ€œBut smash imma be โ€˜the b!tchโ€™ at work if I complainโ€ GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHATโ€™S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)
Bless up: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his
 food bc he thinks once it goes in the
 microwave it magically becomes human food
 0:32
Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...thereโ€™s one thing they NOT gon do. Yโ€™all ready? Yโ€™all ready for this A1 Sauce? Yโ€™all receptive? Nah. U know what I think yโ€™all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If itโ€™s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see yโ€™all not listening! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all sitting back like โ€œnah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say โ€˜please bump Sallyโ€™s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€™โ€ <โ€” men donโ€™t make this emoji face because Phil donโ€™t exist HE ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ EXIST ๐Ÿ‘ BELOVED ๐Ÿ‘ HE ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WAITING ๐Ÿ‘ LIST ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ TESLA ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ‘ THOU ๐Ÿ‘ BEEN ๐Ÿ‘ SPUNT ๐Ÿ‘ ARREDDY ๐Ÿ‘- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. โ€œBut smash imma be โ€˜the b!tchโ€™ at work if I complainโ€ GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHATโ€™S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel...

Bless up: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
Bless up: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calorie...

Bless up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who donโ€™t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT ๐Ÿ‘ DAMN ๐Ÿ‘ THING ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ SCREEN ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ GO ๐Ÿ‘ BABY ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ EFF ๐Ÿ‘ JOEL ๐Ÿ‘ WITCHOE ๐Ÿ‘ SHARP ๐Ÿ‘ WIT ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ MOUNTAINOUS ๐Ÿ‘ TรˆTA$ ๐Ÿ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while Iโ€™m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but yโ€™all veins pump maple syrup it donโ€™t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer Iโ€™ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, yโ€™all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldnโ€™t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this ๐Ÿ˜‘ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org โค๏ธ. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)
Bless up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four
 egged baby a happy birthday?
So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who donโ€™t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT ๐Ÿ‘ DAMN ๐Ÿ‘ THING ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ SCREEN ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ GO ๐Ÿ‘ BABY ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ EFF ๐Ÿ‘ JOEL ๐Ÿ‘ WITCHOE ๐Ÿ‘ SHARP ๐Ÿ‘ WIT ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ MOUNTAINOUS ๐Ÿ‘ TรˆTA$ ๐Ÿ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while Iโ€™m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but yโ€™all veins pump maple syrup it donโ€™t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer Iโ€™ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, yโ€™all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldnโ€™t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this ๐Ÿ˜‘ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org โค๏ธ. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could r...

Bless up: I am definitely going to steal my Neighbor's pomsky Fam! Iโ€™ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some โ€œwe all have plenty of vegetables to eat letโ€™s chill for a hot sec and be loving.โ€ This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some โ€œu know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol letโ€™s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesnโ€™t end the season by missing an easy field goal ๐Ÿ˜•. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout โ€œthere are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and itโ€™s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.โ€ And then all the trump supporters like โ€œWE WANTED A WALLโ€ and trump like โ€œeffective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.โ€ And then Melania pop up like โ€œwow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th stateโ€ and then Donald all like โ€œeffectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatiaโ€ and then Nancy pop up like โ€œhehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also donโ€™t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce ๐Ÿโ€œ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)
Bless up: I am definitely going to steal my
 Neighbor's pomsky
Fam! Iโ€™ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some โ€œwe all have plenty of vegetables to eat letโ€™s chill for a hot sec and be loving.โ€ This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some โ€œu know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol letโ€™s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesnโ€™t end the season by missing an easy field goal ๐Ÿ˜•. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout โ€œthere are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and itโ€™s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.โ€ And then all the trump supporters like โ€œWE WANTED A WALLโ€ and trump like โ€œeffective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.โ€ And then Melania pop up like โ€œwow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th stateโ€ and then Donald all like โ€œeffectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatiaโ€ and then Nancy pop up like โ€œhehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also donโ€™t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce ๐Ÿโ€œ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)

Fam! Iโ€™ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lio...

Bless up: Meet Tucker! You might think he's having a seizure, but he's actually a perfectly happy and healthy boy, he just struggles with a REM sleep disorder. He's runnin to steal yo girl in his dreamse Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on the Internet and post them without explaining the background ๐Ÿ˜•. In this case, this video of this beautiful little golden received a lot of attention and a lot of negative comments toward his mama. His mama is doing a great job with him! Sheโ€™s a sweet woman. And heโ€™s a very happy boy. We need to make sure to celebrate and not tear down humans who are being so kind to dogs that have imperfections or as I call them, perfections. (Good boys and girls like this simply used to be put down ๐Ÿ˜ฅ so itโ€™s pretty awesome that humans take them in now and love them and afford them care and dignity!) Like the Mama of the pup I posted last night โค๏ธ. Go ahead and swipe through and see some neat videos, pics and information on this good boy. And if u see a good boy or girl at the shelter with some perfections, sign them papers! Bring em home! (If you have time and resources โค๏ธ). Your reward is with God ๐Ÿ˜ and I ask God fo make us all more compassionate and loving! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ (@tucker_me_out)
Bless up: Meet Tucker! You might think he's having
 a seizure, but he's actually a perfectly
 happy and healthy boy, he just struggles
 with a REM sleep disorder. He's runnin
 to steal yo girl in his dreamse
Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on the Internet and post them without explaining the background ๐Ÿ˜•. In this case, this video of this beautiful little golden received a lot of attention and a lot of negative comments toward his mama. His mama is doing a great job with him! Sheโ€™s a sweet woman. And heโ€™s a very happy boy. We need to make sure to celebrate and not tear down humans who are being so kind to dogs that have imperfections or as I call them, perfections. (Good boys and girls like this simply used to be put down ๐Ÿ˜ฅ so itโ€™s pretty awesome that humans take them in now and love them and afford them care and dignity!) Like the Mama of the pup I posted last night โค๏ธ. Go ahead and swipe through and see some neat videos, pics and information on this good boy. And if u see a good boy or girl at the shelter with some perfections, sign them papers! Bring em home! (If you have time and resources โค๏ธ). Your reward is with God ๐Ÿ˜ and I ask God fo make us all more compassionate and loving! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ (@tucker_me_out)

Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on...

Bless up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen your snap story you look super happy being homeโ€ and she like โ€œBreak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ miss uโ€ <โ€” I did not edit this lmao this how she talk Iโ€™m pasting here to prove I ainโ€™t make this Sh!t up ๐Ÿฅถ. And Iโ€™m like โ€œJim?โ€ And she like โ€œMy father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€โ€ FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all really got the chancla confrused (yes โ€˜confrusedโ€™.) Yโ€™all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter ๐Ÿ˜‚. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ainโ€™t do! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: โ€œgoodbye.โ€ Deada$$. Like โ€œgood ๐Ÿ‘......bye ๐Ÿ˜ฅโ€. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical โ€˜byeโ€™. Thatโ€™s not even a โ€œtalk it outโ€. Thatโ€™s just one of them โ€œpack a small suitcase and literally dipโ€ like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) and she donโ€™t recognize me and Iโ€™m like โ€œmama?โ€ And she like โ€œI am sorry u at the wrong house.โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œmama Iโ€™m your son.โ€ And she like โ€œI HAD a son. He died.โ€ YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).
Bless up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but
 is a tough girl and we think just as
 beautiful as ever!
So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen your snap story you look super happy being homeโ€ and she like โ€œBreak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ miss uโ€ <โ€” I did not edit this lmao this how she talk Iโ€™m pasting here to prove I ainโ€™t make this Sh!t up ๐Ÿฅถ. And Iโ€™m like โ€œJim?โ€ And she like โ€œMy father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€โ€ FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all really got the chancla confrused (yes โ€˜confrusedโ€™.) Yโ€™all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter ๐Ÿ˜‚. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ainโ€™t do! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: โ€œgoodbye.โ€ Deada$$. Like โ€œgood ๐Ÿ‘......bye ๐Ÿ˜ฅโ€. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical โ€˜byeโ€™. Thatโ€™s not even a โ€œtalk it outโ€. Thatโ€™s just one of them โ€œpack a small suitcase and literally dipโ€ like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) and she donโ€™t recognize me and Iโ€™m like โ€œmama?โ€ And she like โ€œI am sorry u at the wrong house.โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œmama Iโ€™m your son.โ€ And she like โ€œI HAD a son. He died.โ€ YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen...

Bless up: 15 years later, not much has changed MAKE SURE TO TURN YOUR SOUND ON FOR THE LAST ONE ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless up: 15 years later, not much has changed
MAKE SURE TO TURN YOUR SOUND ON FOR THE LAST ONE ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

MAKE SURE TO TURN YOUR SOUND ON FOR THE LAST ONE ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚