When Your Best Friend
When Your Best Friend

When Your Best Friend

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looking at you

noted
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Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne.  Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it.  (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur.  She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices.  Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping.  Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife?  She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by.  He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne.  Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back.  Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.
Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing
 as yous
 Theseus.
 ARIADNE!
 What are YOU
 deing here?
 We're in
 THE UNDERWORLD.
 T got
 MURDERED
 raugh
 got
 thrown
 Oh, yeah, yikes.
 Me too,
 L+was
 was in
 though
 exile.
 ght off
 this
 It was
 cliff.
 Pretty
 bad.
 Hang on- Enough about ME
 Croy
 what have YOU been
 up to? I havent
 seen you in
 YEARS!
 didnt
 that
 keep in touch
 after that
 But okay
 here's
 what
 nappened:
 we
 after
 You mean,
 you lett me on
 Naxos to die?

 And you
 Said
 me, bt then I took
 oud marry
 You remember how
 we left Crete, after
 that sword
 gaveyu
 and golo thread, and
 killed the minotaur
 Jou
 and
 a
 nap
 you
 LEFT ME
 BEHIND
 I
 mean you can't REALLY
 blame me. You betrayed yar
 /family, How could
 you
 after
 THAT?
 My family fed people
 He didn't
 worry
 about
 my past
 We fell in love
 to a
 monster!
 and got married,
 But I forgive you guess
 because while I was on Naxos
 I met the most handsome
 Great glad you
 happy
 had a
 ife. Too bad all
 man I'd ever seen
 thngs
 an end, and
 Come to
 And ever since then,
 we've been so
 and so in love,
 and
 hapry
 now we're
 both stuck here in
 everything
 the Underworld...
 is

 Together just
 like the good
 old days...
 and
 alone
 for now...
 ARI ADNE WHERE
 ARE
 YOU
 Diony sus?
 Ft ARIADNE!
 Was so
 wonried!
 Babe!
 You...
 you
 married The
 God of Wine?
 God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat
 weren't immortal.
 We need to
 fix that
 Theatre, and
 Ritual
 Madness,
 is the
 official
 ttle, I
 +hink.
 you
 Well decide laterSounds ike
 Plan
 And, hey
 Theseus?
 what do
 be the goddes
 thinkin passion
 NIce job
 with the
 minotaur.
 want to
 a
 let's
 now
 out
 Just get
 of here.
 For
 Yes?
ruffboijuliaburnsides:
oatmealraisinbagel:

I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne.  Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it.  (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this)
Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur.  She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices.  Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help.
Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping.  Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife?  She had betrayed her family.
While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by.  He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love.
Dionysus marries Ariadne.  Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was.
Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades.
Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back.  Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion.
Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes.
Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great.

this is good shit.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical fig...

Being Alone, Fall, and Love: vajeentambourine Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid. Shout out to people like me who have parents who are loving but are black holes of emotional labor... It took me a long time to realize that it's okay to have mixed feelings about your parents, about your relationship with them Sometimes parents can love you but be somewhat toxic to you and your growth and that's a very hard realization to come to if you, like me, grew up extremely close to them Sometimes parents can love you genuinely but lack emotional maturity, forcing you to perform disproportionate amounts of emotional labor. Some parents manifest symptoms of their mental illness in ways that are toxic to your mental illness Some parents, like mine, try so hard to be good parents but fall back on habits of emotional manipulation because they haven't processed their own traumas and are modeling behavior they grew up with. That doesn't make their behavior acceptable, and it's okay to feel exhausted and hurt when they betray you. You don't have to forgive every mistake. I want you to know that it's okay to protect yourself, to need some space apart from them. The love you have for your parents is still valid, and you are making the right decision Placing a safe emotional distance between myself and my parents has been one of the most difficult, heartbreaking processes I've ever gone through. it hurts to try to curb the strength of your own natural empathy around people you love. It feels disingenuous to your heart's natural state But I promise you, you are not hard-hearted or ungrateful, and you are not abandoning them. You are making a decision about your own emotional, mental, and spiritual health I know what it's like in that confusing grey area of love mixed with guilt and anxiety, of exhaustion and quasi-manipulation and unreciprocated emotional labor, and I promise you, you are not alone. Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.
Being Alone, Fall, and Love: vajeentambourine
 Your mixed feelings about your
 parents are valid.
 Shout out to people like me who have parents who are loving but are black holes
 of emotional labor... It took me a long time to realize that it's okay to have mixed
 feelings about your parents, about your relationship with them
 Sometimes parents can love you but be somewhat toxic to you and your growth
 and that's a very hard realization to come to if you, like me, grew up extremely
 close to them
 Sometimes parents can love you genuinely but lack emotional maturity, forcing
 you to perform disproportionate amounts of emotional labor. Some parents
 manifest symptoms of their mental illness in ways that are toxic to your mental
 illness
 Some parents, like mine, try so hard to be good parents but fall back on habits of
 emotional manipulation because they haven't processed their own traumas and
 are modeling behavior they grew up with. That doesn't make their behavior
 acceptable, and it's okay to feel exhausted and hurt when they betray you. You
 don't have to forgive every mistake.
 I want you to know that it's okay to protect yourself, to need some space apart
 from them. The love you have for your parents is still valid, and you are making
 the right decision
 Placing a safe emotional distance between myself and my parents has been one
 of the most difficult, heartbreaking processes I've ever gone through. it hurts to
 try to curb the strength of your own natural empathy around people you love. It
 feels disingenuous to your heart's natural state
 But I promise you, you are not hard-hearted or ungrateful, and you are not
 abandoning them. You are making a decision about your own emotional, mental,
 and spiritual health
 I know what it's like in that confusing grey area of love mixed with guilt and
 anxiety, of exhaustion and quasi-manipulation and unreciprocated emotional
 labor, and I promise you, you are not alone.
 Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
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 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
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Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
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 C re
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 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
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 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
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novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
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 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
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 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
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 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

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 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
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 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
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 it is three cards.

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 You must have a Sas cern vow
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 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
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 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
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 Inicorn back
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 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
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 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
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novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Opportunity, Egyptian, and Moses: ACKPOT Egyptian King sees an opportunity to betray Moses and the Israelites inside the Red Sea (approx 1592 BCE)
Opportunity, Egyptian, and Moses: ACKPOT
Egyptian King sees an opportunity to betray Moses and the Israelites inside the Red Sea (approx 1592 BCE)

Egyptian King sees an opportunity to betray Moses and the Israelites inside the Red Sea (approx 1592 BCE)