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Belly Button: Woke up to this. He isn't allowed on the bed so he kept his hind legs on the floor. Reddit u/AndThatsAllSheWrote @DrSmashlove Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans and address this issue. In the airport security line today I done seen not one. Not two. Not een three. FOUR young tings wearing the following outfit: colorful Crocs or Birkenstocks. Colorful a$$ socks. Black tights. Big baggy a$$ t shirt. No makeup. Hair disheveled. Not like a bird’s nest bc that could be a look, nah. Like someone had cocked a shotgun and SHOT a bird’s nest - “Smash, who would SHOOT a bird’s nest?” - EXACTLY - who would have this hair style in a public place?! 😂 Now u gon say, well it was probably early morning, what do u expect. NAH. TWO PM IN THE MF AFTERNOON 😂. Now it wouldn’t had been bad but then u got these lil tings flying back to Latin America unpacking they carry on full of Reese’s, M+M’s, Pringles, XBOX controllers and other gifts for people back home. These ladies dressed like they going to a fancy dinner bruv! Same age group! Lil nice pair of loafers, slim jeans, lil sportcoat, lil Louis Bag. Dignified! U feel me? Like the rich kid in ya high school like how his sexy mama dressed lmao u feel me? Like that! Side note: how everyone in Peru and Panama got a Louis canvas that Louis canvas ISPURNSIVE! Not expensive but like 2 chain and yo Gotti say ISPURNSIVE LMAO! Now u gon say “WELL AMERICAN GIRLS ARE CASUAL SMASH WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS ISN’T SOUTH AMERICA U WANT A SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN THEN GO TO SOUTH AMERICA OL ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LOOKIN A$$. RICKY MARTIN SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO YA BELLY BUTTON...LOOKIN A$$.” Chill. U ain’t have to lump me with Ricky Ricardo for making a observation. I’m just saying it’s ladies dressing like grow folk and it’s ladies dressing like they headed to a fifth grade slumber party IF U AIN’T IN FIFTH GRADE ANY MORE U AIN GOTTA DRESS LIKE A FIFTH GRADER. IT’S HIGHER GRADES NOW LOL. YOUR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS ARE DRESSING LIKE THEY GETTING A MBA DEGREE I’M JUST LETTING U KNOW. GO HEAD ROAST ME NOW. I’M JUST SAYING BAN THIS CANCER OF AN OUTFIT BEFORE IT GET TRACTION BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Belly Button: Woke up to this. He isn't allowed on the
 bed so he kept his hind legs on the floor.
 Reddit u/AndThatsAllSheWrote
 @DrSmashlove
Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans and address this issue. In the airport security line today I done seen not one. Not two. Not een three. FOUR young tings wearing the following outfit: colorful Crocs or Birkenstocks. Colorful a$$ socks. Black tights. Big baggy a$$ t shirt. No makeup. Hair disheveled. Not like a bird’s nest bc that could be a look, nah. Like someone had cocked a shotgun and SHOT a bird’s nest - “Smash, who would SHOOT a bird’s nest?” - EXACTLY - who would have this hair style in a public place?! 😂 Now u gon say, well it was probably early morning, what do u expect. NAH. TWO PM IN THE MF AFTERNOON 😂. Now it wouldn’t had been bad but then u got these lil tings flying back to Latin America unpacking they carry on full of Reese’s, M+M’s, Pringles, XBOX controllers and other gifts for people back home. These ladies dressed like they going to a fancy dinner bruv! Same age group! Lil nice pair of loafers, slim jeans, lil sportcoat, lil Louis Bag. Dignified! U feel me? Like the rich kid in ya high school like how his sexy mama dressed lmao u feel me? Like that! Side note: how everyone in Peru and Panama got a Louis canvas that Louis canvas ISPURNSIVE! Not expensive but like 2 chain and yo Gotti say ISPURNSIVE LMAO! Now u gon say “WELL AMERICAN GIRLS ARE CASUAL SMASH WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS ISN’T SOUTH AMERICA U WANT A SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN THEN GO TO SOUTH AMERICA OL ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LOOKIN A$$. RICKY MARTIN SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO YA BELLY BUTTON...LOOKIN A$$.” Chill. U ain’t have to lump me with Ricky Ricardo for making a observation. I’m just saying it’s ladies dressing like grow folk and it’s ladies dressing like they headed to a fifth grade slumber party IF U AIN’T IN FIFTH GRADE ANY MORE U AIN GOTTA DRESS LIKE A FIFTH GRADER. IT’S HIGHER GRADES NOW LOL. YOUR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS ARE DRESSING LIKE THEY GETTING A MBA DEGREE I’M JUST LETTING U KNOW. GO HEAD ROAST ME NOW. I’M JUST SAYING BAN THIS CANCER OF AN OUTFIT BEFORE IT GET TRACTION BLESS UP 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as American...

Belly Button: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. novelty-gift-ideas:Best Amazon Reviews
Belly Button: Changed my life, May 27, 2014
 By Kristi
 This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools &
 Home Improvement)
 Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd
 have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I
 grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
 my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl
 Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

 hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out
 and electrocute her, 3 July 2015
 By Ben Harrison
 Verified Purchase (What is this?)
 This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover
 Protective Bag Pouch
 Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be
 crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far,
 this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for
 waterproof kindling, crap for murder.

 16591
 autigully smooth
 naite
 ll Pens Stylos b
 Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012
 By A keen skier
 This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of
 12 (Office Product)
 My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't
 want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this
 product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and
 so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the
 feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to
 my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts
 about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband
 is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to
 more independence and he hates the feminine tingling
 sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he
 gets whenever he picks it up.

 Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012
 By Mrs Toledo
 What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't
 already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the
 iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
 My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to
 cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE
 wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day
 rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and
 cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the
 energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12
 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the
 things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the
 point where our children could sense the tension. The
 minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-
 enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew
 we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B
 Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND
 we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS
 571B BANANA SLICER!

 a karen katz lift-the-flap book
 Where is Baby'S
 Belly Button?
 DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the
 ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012
 By PacMan
 This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap
 Book (Board book)
 This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves
 around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this
 much clear from the beginning. However, there is no
 mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right
 where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it
 clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
 This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on
 the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls
 apart the second you realize that the belly button was in
 plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no
 character development, and there is scarcely any plot.
 Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in
 judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not
 immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is
 one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.
novelty-gift-ideas:Best Amazon Reviews

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Belly Button: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>
Belly Button: Changed my life, May 27, 2014
 By Kristi
 This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools &
 Home Improvement)
 Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd
 have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I
 grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
 my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl
 Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

 hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out
 and electrocute her, 3 July 2015
 By Ben Harrison
 Verified Purchase (What is this?)
 This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover
 Protective Bag Pouch
 Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be
 crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far,
 this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for
 waterproof kindling, crap for murder.

 16591
 autigully smooth
 naite
 ll Pens Stylos b
 Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012
 By A keen skier
 This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of
 12 (Office Product)
 My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't
 want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this
 product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and
 so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the
 feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to
 my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts
 about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband
 is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to
 more independence and he hates the feminine tingling
 sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he
 gets whenever he picks it up.

 Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012
 By Mrs Toledo
 What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't
 already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the
 iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
 My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to
 cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE
 wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day
 rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and
 cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the
 energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12
 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the
 things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the
 point where our children could sense the tension. The
 minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-
 enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew
 we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B
 Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND
 we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS
 571B BANANA SLICER!

 a karen katz lift-the-flap book
 Where is Baby'S
 Belly Button?
 DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the
 ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012
 By PacMan
 This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap
 Book (Board book)
 This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves
 around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this
 much clear from the beginning. However, there is no
 mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right
 where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it
 clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
 This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on
 the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls
 apart the second you realize that the belly button was in
 plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no
 character development, and there is scarcely any plot.
 Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in
 judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not
 immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is
 one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Belly Button: I think I've got a crush on one of my friends, but I'm not sure if that makes me bisexual or if it's just a phase. I'm 14. Is there any way to know? Anonymous You're 14. You're not only still learning about yourself, you're still forming This is a time for phases, and that's not a bad thing. Revel in phases like you' ve never been old enough to before and will never be young enough to do again Try phases. Wear ugly nail polish. Dip-dye your hair. Cut it all off. Cry about that. Wear hats and wigs or not. Pierce your belly button with a sewing needie and ice and have it get infected and ooze pus on your favorite shirt and learn why you'll get all your other piercings done at a shop. Weep yourself sick over things you'll think are stupid in six months, six days, or six hours...or things that will scar your heart until you're eighty. Know that you'll survive both. Eat an entire cheesecake because your metabolism is young. Try wine coolers and learn that they're disgusting and a sip of Shiraz you'll need a job to afford and learn that it can be disgusting too. Be a poet this week and don't shower and wander around barefoot at night thinking deep thoughts until you step in dog crap, then be a photojoumalist, then an activist, then a vegan, then a misanthropic nihilist Get your heart broken. Survive it Be fifteen versions of yourself in sixteen weeks and try on selves like blue jeans until you find one that fits for now and makes you feel amazing and know that it's ok if it doesn't fit ater because you're still growing and there are always more on the shelves and in weird little thrift stores and you can even sew your own. Kiss boys, kiss giris, kiss people who are neither or both, kiss puppies and babies and photos of celebrities and old books. Kiss being 14 - deeply, wetly, messily -before you have to kiss it good bye and worry about what labels stick andythanfiction Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you'll regret it in a year Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes. I'm awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered 103,825 notes Phases
Belly Button: I think I've got a crush on one of my friends,
 but I'm not sure if that makes me bisexual or
 if it's just a phase. I'm 14. Is there any way to
 know?
 Anonymous
 You're 14. You're not only still learning about yourself, you're still forming
 This is a time for phases, and that's not a bad thing. Revel in phases like
 you' ve never been old enough to before and will never be young enough to do
 again
 Try phases. Wear ugly nail polish. Dip-dye your hair. Cut it all off. Cry about
 that. Wear hats and wigs or not. Pierce your belly button with a sewing needie
 and ice and have it get infected and ooze pus on your favorite shirt and learn
 why you'll get all your other piercings done at a shop. Weep yourself sick over
 things you'll think are stupid in six months, six days, or six hours...or things that
 will scar your heart until you're eighty. Know that you'll survive both. Eat an
 entire cheesecake because your metabolism is young. Try wine coolers and
 learn that they're disgusting and a sip of Shiraz you'll need a job to afford and
 learn that it can be disgusting too. Be a poet this week and don't shower and
 wander around barefoot at night thinking deep thoughts until you step in dog
 crap, then be a photojoumalist, then an activist, then a vegan, then a
 misanthropic nihilist Get your heart broken. Survive it Be fifteen versions of
 yourself in sixteen weeks and try on selves like blue jeans until you find one
 that fits for now and makes you feel amazing and know that it's ok if it doesn't fit
 ater because you're still growing and there are always more on the shelves
 and in weird little thrift stores and you can even sew your own. Kiss boys, kiss
 giris, kiss people who are neither or both, kiss puppies and babies and photos
 of celebrities and old books. Kiss being 14 - deeply, wetly, messily -before you
 have to kiss it good bye and worry about what labels stick
 andythanfiction
 Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making
 them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new
 things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and
 high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever
 is and how much you'll regret it in a year
 Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes. I'm
 awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and
 incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered
 103,825 notes
Phases

Phases

Belly Button: in exchange for your belly button, I shall show you my true identity.
Belly Button: in exchange for your belly button, I shall show you my true identity.

in exchange for your belly button, I shall show you my true identity.

Belly Button: Can I take them both home? @DrSmashlove So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok 🤗. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks 🤗😂. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible 😫😂😂😂
Belly Button: Can I take them both home?
 @DrSmashlove
So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok 🤗. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks 🤗😂. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible 😫😂😂😂

So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring a...

Belly Button: Friend: I'm so happy it's summer already Me: So. Much. Sweat. Boobs. Toes. Fingers. Inner ears. Belly button. Butthole. Vagine. Spleen. It's all covered in sweat rn.
Belly Button: Friend: I'm so happy it's summer
 already
 Me:
So. Much. Sweat. Boobs. Toes. Fingers. Inner ears. Belly button. Butthole. Vagine. Spleen. It's all covered in sweat rn.

So. Much. Sweat. Boobs. Toes. Fingers. Inner ears. Belly button. Butthole. Vagine. Spleen. It's all covered in sweat rn.