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Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother taught me.. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." FORESIGHT Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." CONTORTIONIST. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! STAMINA... "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times Don't exaggerate!" CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.." BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION Stop acting like your father" ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." ANTICIPATION Just wait until we get home." RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." ESP. Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow fr GENETICS. You're just like your father." ROOTS Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!! THE META PICTURE <p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>
Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother
 taught me..
 TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside
 I just finished cleaning."
 RELIGION
 "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
 TIME TRAVEL
 "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
 you into the middle of next week!"
 LOGIC.
 "Because I said so, that's why."
 MORE LOGIC
 "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
 you're not going to the store with me."
 FORESIGHT
 Make sure you wear clean underwear,
 in case you're in an accident."
 IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
 about.."
 OSMOSIS.
 "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
 CONTORTIONIST.
 Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
 STAMINA...
 "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 WEATHER.
 This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through
 HYPOCRISY
 "If I told you once, I've told you a million times
 Don't exaggerate!"
 CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 "I brought you into this world, and I can take you
 out.."
 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
 Stop acting like your father"
 ENVY
 "There are millions of less fortunate children in
 this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
 do."
 ANTICIPATION
 Just wait until we get home."
 RECEIVING
 "You are going to get it when you get home!"
 MEDICAL SCIENCE
 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
 going to get stuck that way."
 ESP.
 Put your sweater on; don't you think
 I know when you are cold?"
 HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
 don't come running to me."
 HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
 fr
 GENETICS.
 You're just like your father."
 ROOTS
 Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
 born in a barn?"
 WISDOM
 "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 JUSTICE
 One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
 out just like you!!
 THE META PICTURE
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>

epicjohndoe: Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother

Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother taught m... TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." OSMOSIS Shut your mouth and eat your supper." CONTORTIONIST "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'" CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.." BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." ESP. Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up GENETICS. "You're just like your father." ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turr out just like you!l <p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.</p>
Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother
 taught m...
 TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside
 I just finished cleaning."
 RELIGION
 "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
 TIME TRAVEL
 "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
 you into the middle of next week!"
 LOGIC.
 " Because I said so, that's why."
 MORE LOGIC
 "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
 you're not going to the store with me."
 FORESIGHT.
 Make sure you wear clean underwear,
 in case you're in an accident."
 IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
 about.."
 OSMOSIS
 Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
 CONTORTIONIST
 "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
 STAMINA.
 "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 WEATHER.
 "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through
 it.
 HYPOCRISY.
 If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
 Don't exaggerate!'"
 CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 "I brought you into this world, and I can take you
 out.."
 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
 "Stop acting like your father!"
 ENVY
 "There are millions of less fortunate children in
 this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
 do."
 ANTICIPATION.
 "Just wait until we get home."
 RECEIVING
 "You are going to get it when you get home!"
 MEDICAL SCIENCE.
 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
 going to get stuck that way."
 ESP.
 Put your sweater on; don't you think
 I know when you are cold?"
 HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
 don't come running to me."
 HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
 up
 GENETICS.
 "You're just like your father."
 ROOTS.
 "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
 born in a barn?"
 WISDOM
 "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 JUSTICE
 One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turr
 out just like you!l
<p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.</p>

Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.