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Being Alone, Mulan, and Police: JUPPORT HK PROTESTORS 'BOYCOTT MULAN seagog: i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yifei, has just voiced her support for the Hong Kong police. these are the police who have been brutalizing protestors for several months now with batons, tear gas, and rubber bullets, and recently blinded a young medic in one eye. Liu has a social media platform of 65 million followers, and has been in the national spotlight since her casting - her words have influence and impact. her conscious decision to stand by the HK police sends a clear message: that violence against civilians is acceptable as a means of control, intimidation, and suppression. this breaks my heart. as a person of Chinese descent, Mulan’s character was a source of inspiration and empowerment throughout my childhood, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone in my excitement to see the remake, but I’m even more saddened and disgusted by Liu Yifei’s support of the police. note that Liu is a naturalized American citizen, and reaps the benefits of freedom and democracy in the US while supporting those who are fighting to silence it in China. if Mulan were real and here now, she would be out on the streets of Hong Kong, fighting for the fundamental rights of 7 million Hong Kong citizens. please, please, please consider boycotting this movie. skip it, pirate it, do what you need to do, but show that you won’t stand for police brutality.
Being Alone, Mulan, and Police: JUPPORT HK PROTESTORS
 'BOYCOTT MULAN
seagog:

i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yifei, has just voiced her support for the Hong Kong police. these are the police who have been brutalizing protestors for several months now with batons, tear gas, and rubber bullets, and recently blinded a young medic in one eye. Liu has a social media platform of 65 million followers, and has been in the national spotlight since her casting - her words have influence and impact. her conscious decision to stand by the HK police sends a clear message: that violence against civilians is acceptable as a means of control, intimidation, and suppression.
this breaks my heart. as a person of Chinese descent, Mulan’s character was a source of inspiration and empowerment throughout my childhood, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone in my excitement to see the remake, but I’m even more saddened and disgusted by Liu Yifei’s support of the police. note that Liu is a naturalized American citizen, and reaps the benefits of freedom and democracy in the US while supporting those who are fighting to silence it in China.
if Mulan were real and here now, she would be out on the streets of Hong Kong, fighting for the fundamental rights of 7 million Hong Kong citizens. please, please, please consider boycotting this movie. skip it, pirate it, do what you need to do, but show that you won’t stand for police brutality.

seagog: i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yife...

Driving, Fam, and God: Guess this is what heaven looks like. Fam. Is there anything more annoying than planning a day of errands and seeing u got a flat tire? Or some smoke coming out the engine? Or any other car difficulty? (All my NYC followers like “what’s a car” LMAOOO bear with me with y’all non-driving a$$es dagg 😂). Anyway u had ALLLLL these plans and now ya plan is to fix the car. We all been there. And what do we do! We get agitated. We get annoyed. Well how annoyed would u be if I told u that if ya car worked perfect, you’d have made it to the road, but then u would have been part of a 16 car pileup and ended up in the hospital? Exactly. When God slow u down, that’s a test. U could be impatient. U could be annoyed. But sometime the Lord deal u a small calamity to avoid a larger calamity bc “God is the best of planners.” U gotta put it on faith and eat that and just believe that God’s change of plans was for the best for u. Aight? TO ALL MY ATHEISTS THANK U FOR BEARING WITH ME I KNOW U JUST LIKE “car trouble means you need to lease a new Toyota lol like logically there is no deeper epistemological meaning but it’s adorable that people still worship the bearded man in the sky lol” WELL THE MAN IN THE SKY IS MY HOMIE SO SOMETIMES I GOTTA SPEAK ON IT - I GOT LOVE FOR ALL HUMANS AND I LIKE TO SHARE MY TRUTH WITH OTHERS SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY WHEN I WOKE UP TO A FLAT TIRE 😂 BLESS ON UP 😍😂😂 . . . (Slide 1: u-StarKill_er. Slide 2: u-FishCodeHuntress. Slide 3: u-OKGamesOn. Slide 4: FutureFriend8. Slide 5: DRAZZILB1424. Slide 6: TekProdFX16. Slide 7: u-HitMan917. Slide 8: u-captain_peanutbutter. Slide 9: MrDoge1337.)
Driving, Fam, and God: Guess this is what heaven looks like.
Fam. Is there anything more annoying than planning a day of errands and seeing u got a flat tire? Or some smoke coming out the engine? Or any other car difficulty? (All my NYC followers like “what’s a car” LMAOOO bear with me with y’all non-driving a$$es dagg 😂). Anyway u had ALLLLL these plans and now ya plan is to fix the car. We all been there. And what do we do! We get agitated. We get annoyed. Well how annoyed would u be if I told u that if ya car worked perfect, you’d have made it to the road, but then u would have been part of a 16 car pileup and ended up in the hospital? Exactly. When God slow u down, that’s a test. U could be impatient. U could be annoyed. But sometime the Lord deal u a small calamity to avoid a larger calamity bc “God is the best of planners.” U gotta put it on faith and eat that and just believe that God’s change of plans was for the best for u. Aight? TO ALL MY ATHEISTS THANK U FOR BEARING WITH ME I KNOW U JUST LIKE “car trouble means you need to lease a new Toyota lol like logically there is no deeper epistemological meaning but it’s adorable that people still worship the bearded man in the sky lol” WELL THE MAN IN THE SKY IS MY HOMIE SO SOMETIMES I GOTTA SPEAK ON IT - I GOT LOVE FOR ALL HUMANS AND I LIKE TO SHARE MY TRUTH WITH OTHERS SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY WHEN I WOKE UP TO A FLAT TIRE 😂 BLESS ON UP 😍😂😂 . . . (Slide 1: u-StarKill_er. Slide 2: u-FishCodeHuntress. Slide 3: u-OKGamesOn. Slide 4: FutureFriend8. Slide 5: DRAZZILB1424. Slide 6: TekProdFX16. Slide 7: u-HitMan917. Slide 8: u-captain_peanutbutter. Slide 9: MrDoge1337.)

Fam. Is there anything more annoying than planning a day of errands and seeing u got a flat tire? Or some smoke coming out the engine? Or an...

Arguing, Beautiful, and Bless Up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home” and she like “Break is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper ☺️☺️☺️ miss u” <— I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I’m pasting here to prove I ain’t make this Sh!t up 🥶. And I’m like “Jim?” And she like “My father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 😂💀” FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 😩😂😂. Y’all really got the chancla confrused (yes ‘confrused’.) Y’all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 😂. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain’t do! 😂 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 😂. That’s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: “goodbye.” Deada$$. Like “good 👏......bye 😥”. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical ‘bye’. That’s not even a “talk it out”. That’s just one of them “pack a small suitcase and literally dip” like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 😬) and she don’t recognize me and I’m like “mama?” And she like “I am sorry u at the wrong house.” And I’m like “mama I’m your son.” And she like “I HAD a son. He died.” YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).
Arguing, Beautiful, and Bless Up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but
 is a tough girl and we think just as
 beautiful as ever!
So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home” and she like “Break is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper ☺️☺️☺️ miss u” <— I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I’m pasting here to prove I ain’t make this Sh!t up 🥶. And I’m like “Jim?” And she like “My father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 😂💀” FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 😩😂😂. Y’all really got the chancla confrused (yes ‘confrused’.) Y’all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 😂. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain’t do! 😂 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 😂. That’s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: “goodbye.” Deada$$. Like “good 👏......bye 😥”. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical ‘bye’. That’s not even a “talk it out”. That’s just one of them “pack a small suitcase and literally dip” like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 😬) and she don’t recognize me and I’m like “mama?” And she like “I am sorry u at the wrong house.” And I’m like “mama I’m your son.” And she like “I HAD a son. He died.” YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen you...

America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes: Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall
 @thomas_mcfall
 Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because l wanted to share
 something
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day. Every single day I sit there
 Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy
 that
 4/9/18, 6:22 AM
 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing l've heard this guy say in
 English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 good"
 This guy also has a habit of stackin;g
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 space
 5
 t 743
 9,104
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk of
 his belongings. He then makes it a habit
 to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives
 me a high five. Every day this quy gives
 me a high five
 714
 10.8K
 Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d
 Tweet your reply

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning"
 Just get your shit off my desk
 682 8,716
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. I'm standing
 outside because l had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the corner of my eye. Of
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual
 4
 1652 8,168
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks into
 the class before me and tried to take my
 seat since it's closest to the door.
 Tweet your reply
 0

 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting down and says "I'm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 t 1,125
 19.5K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He
 was saving me the seat every morning
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched
 38
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀
 l ended up going into class and of course
 he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom
 You here. Okay." And I did get a high five
 02,686 41.1KT
 At the end of class l ended up asking him
 if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me
 We did. And we talked for a while. I got
 through the broken English
 4
 0795 15.2K
 Tweet your reply

 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 wife
 6
 875
 18.1K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 | asked him how he liked America as well
 He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 are, Tom.
 I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves
 it.
 He gave me a high five for buying
 lunch. Gotta keep up tradition
 16
 0994 23.2K
 Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend
 Tweet your reply
positive-memes:
Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.

positive-memes: Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.

America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>
America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall
 @thomas_mcfall
 Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because l wanted to share
 something
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day. Every single day I sit there
 Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy
 that
 4/9/18, 6:22 AM
 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing l've heard this guy say in
 English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 good"
 This guy also has a habit of stackin;g
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 space
 5
 t 743
 9,104
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk of
 his belongings. He then makes it a habit
 to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives
 me a high five. Every day this quy gives
 me a high five
 714
 10.8K
 Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d
 Tweet your reply

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning"
 Just get your shit off my desk
 682 8,716
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. I'm standing
 outside because l had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the corner of my eye. Of
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual
 4
 1652 8,168
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks into
 the class before me and tried to take my
 seat since it's closest to the door.
 Tweet your reply
 0

 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting down and says "I'm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 t 1,125
 19.5K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He
 was saving me the seat every morning
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched
 38
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀
 l ended up going into class and of course
 he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom
 You here. Okay." And I did get a high five
 02,686 41.1KT
 At the end of class l ended up asking him
 if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me
 We did. And we talked for a while. I got
 through the broken English
 4
 0795 15.2K
 Tweet your reply

 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 wife
 6
 875
 18.1K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 | asked him how he liked America as well
 He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 are, Tom.
 I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves
 it.
 He gave me a high five for buying
 lunch. Gotta keep up tradition
 16
 0994 23.2K
 Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend
 Tweet your reply
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America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay. And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 0d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just got your shit off my dosk Thomas McFall thomas mcfal 6d But today I cane to class and was running a fow minutes late. Im standing ouAside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the docr out of the corner of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 4/18 1122pm It was then that i realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. /418 31:22 pm lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And I did get a At the end of class lended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a whle.I got through the broken English The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his l asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yoursef t took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and reaize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose 4/18, 1122 pm Wholesome Twitter
America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because I wanted to share
 So in one of my Management classes I
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day Every single day l sit there.
 Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing I've heard this guy say
 in English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 This guy also has a habit of stacking
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay.
 And starts frantically clearing my desk
 of his belongings. He then makes it a
 habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?"
 And gives me a high five. Every day this
 guy gives me a high five.
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 0d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning
 Just got your shit off my dosk
 Thomas McFall thomas mcfal 6d
 But today I cane to class and was
 running a fow minutes late. Im standing
 ouAside because I had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the docr out of the corner of my eye. O
 course, my desk was filled with his
 Thomas McFall
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks
 into the class before me and tried to
 take my seat since it's closest to the
 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting don and says "Tm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 4/18 1122pm
 It was then that i realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me
 He was saving me the seat every
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched.
 /418 31:22 pm
 lended up going into class and of
 course he cleared the seat and said "Ah,
 Tom. You here. Okay." And I did get a
 At the end of class lended up asking
 him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with
 me. We did. And we talked for a whle.I
 got through the broken English
 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 l asked him how he liked America as
 well. He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 l bought lunch, of course. Dude
 deserves it. He gave me a high five for
 buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yoursef
 t took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and reaize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend.
 Better late than never l suppose
 4/18, 1122 pm
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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall
 @thomas_mcfall
 Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because l wanted to share
 something
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day. Every single day I sit there
 Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy
 that
 4/9/18, 6:22 AM
 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing l've heard this guy say in
 English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 good"
 This guy also has a habit of stackin;g
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 space
 5
 t 743
 9,104
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk of
 his belongings. He then makes it a habit
 to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives
 me a high five. Every day this quy gives
 me a high five
 714
 10.8K
 Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d
 Tweet your reply

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning"
 Just get your shit off my desk
 682 8,716
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. I'm standing
 outside because l had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the corner of my eye. Of
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual
 4
 1652 8,168
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks into
 the class before me and tried to take my
 seat since it's closest to the door.
 Tweet your reply
 0

 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting down and says "I'm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 t 1,125
 19.5K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He
 was saving me the seat every morning
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched
 38
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀
 l ended up going into class and of course
 he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom
 You here. Okay." And I did get a high five
 02,686 41.1KT
 At the end of class l ended up asking him
 if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me
 We did. And we talked for a while. I got
 through the broken English
 4
 0795 15.2K
 Tweet your reply

 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 wife
 6
 875
 18.1K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 | asked him how he liked America as well
 He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 are, Tom.
 I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves
 it.
 He gave me a high five for buying
 lunch. Gotta keep up tradition
 16
 0994 23.2K
 Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend
 Tweet your reply
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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall
 @thomas_mcfall
 Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because l wanted to share
 something
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day. Every single day I sit there
 Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy
 that
 4/9/18, 6:22 AM
 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing l've heard this guy say in
 English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 good"
 This guy also has a habit of stackin;g
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 space
 5
 t 743
 9,104
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk of
 his belongings. He then makes it a habit
 to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives
 me a high five. Every day this quy gives
 me a high five
 714
 10.8K
 Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d
 Tweet your reply

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning"
 Just get your shit off my desk
 682 8,716
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. I'm standing
 outside because l had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the corner of my eye. Of
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual
 4
 1652 8,168
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks into
 the class before me and tried to take my
 seat since it's closest to the door.
 Tweet your reply
 0

 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting down and says "I'm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 t 1,125
 19.5K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He
 was saving me the seat every morning
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched
 38
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀
 l ended up going into class and of course
 he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom
 You here. Okay." And I did get a high five
 02,686 41.1KT
 At the end of class l ended up asking him
 if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me
 We did. And we talked for a while. I got
 through the broken English
 4
 0795 15.2K
 Tweet your reply

 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 wife
 6
 875
 18.1K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 | asked him how he liked America as well
 He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 are, Tom.
 I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves
 it.
 He gave me a high five for buying
 lunch. Gotta keep up tradition
 16
 0994 23.2K
 Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend
 Tweet your reply
positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.

positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.

America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH">https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH</a></p>
America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because I wanted to share
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day.Every single day l sit there.
 Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy
 Thomas McFall
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing I've heard this guy say
 in English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 This guy also has a habit of stacking
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 9/4/18, 1122 pm
 Thomas McFall
 Now, every single time I walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk
 of his belongings. He then makes it a
 habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?"
 And gives me a high five. Every day this
 guy gives me a high five.
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning
 Just get your shit oft my desk
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. Im standing
 outside because I had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the comer of my eye. O
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual.
 Thomas McFall
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks
 into the class before me and tried to
 take my seat since it's closest to the
 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting don and says "Tm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me
 He was saving me the seat every
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend butl was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration.
 Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched.
 4/18, 11:22 pm
 Thomas McFa
 lended up going into class and of
 course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah
 Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a
 high five.
 At the end of class l ended up asking
 him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with
 me. We did. And we talked for a while.I
 got through the broken English
 Thomas McFall
 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his al
 his left over money back home to his
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 I asked him how he liked America as
 well. He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 l bought lunch, of course. Dude
 deserves it. He gave me a high five for
 buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.
 Thomas McFall
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend.
 Better late than never l suppose.
 94/18, 11:22 pm
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America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter</p>
America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because I wanted to share
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day.Every single day l sit there.
 Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy
 Thomas McFall
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing I've heard this guy say
 in English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 This guy also has a habit of stacking
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 9/4/18, 1122 pm
 Thomas McFall
 Now, every single time I walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk
 of his belongings. He then makes it a
 habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?"
 And gives me a high five. Every day this
 guy gives me a high five.
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning
 Just get your shit oft my desk
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. Im standing
 outside because I had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the comer of my eye. O
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual.
 Thomas McFall
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks
 into the class before me and tried to
 take my seat since it's closest to the
 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting don and says "Tm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me
 He was saving me the seat every
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend butl was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration.
 Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched.
 4/18, 11:22 pm
 Thomas McFa
 lended up going into class and of
 course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah
 Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a
 high five.
 At the end of class l ended up asking
 him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with
 me. We did. And we talked for a while.I
 got through the broken English
 Thomas McFall
 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his al
 his left over money back home to his
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 I asked him how he liked America as
 well. He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 l bought lunch, of course. Dude
 deserves it. He gave me a high five for
 buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.
 Thomas McFall
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend.
 Better late than never l suppose.
 94/18, 11:22 pm
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Bad, Bless Up, and Bodies : Invest in tennis balls, they have a high
 return rate
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit ulyerawizzardarry
Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂

Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look ...

Bad, Birthday, and Clothes: Jordan Gleason April 1 at 9:06pm This is a longer post, so bear with me... Today I had to explain to a 60 year old man why he was banned from the pub In January he made several sexist remarks about the female staff that were working. He told them to their faces that that he liked looking at their tits while they washed dishes, and their asses while they were pouring drinks. He was told to leave and not come back. He came back last month, and was told we wouldn't serve him. He came back yet again today, and when told he wouldn't be served demanded to talk to a manger l sat with him for a few minutes as he explained that what he said would have been okay 20 years ago, and that it was just some off colour remarks. He told me he had apologized, and that he guessed my servers were too sensitive. He then told me that if what he said was a problem then I should tell them not to wear low cut shirts, and that I should face the dish washing sink away from customers. But since he apologized, he should be allowed to drink in my establishment because he lives in the neighborhood and will bring in business l told him flatly that wasn't happening, and that what he said to those ladies was incredibly offensive. The simple fact that he couldn't understand that just because they were were working didn't mean they deserve his disrespectful language. That these ladies were part of my family, and were human beings that deserved respect. They aren't objects, and they certainly shouldn't have to wear different clothes because he can't be bothered with showing them any decency or respect. "But we're men and they're females. Is cleavage just not a thing anymore?" I told him yeah buddy, it's not, and I won't be changing my mind about having him served. He threatened bad publicity, I told him I didn't care and he left. I work in the service industry, and we get the sheer joy and pleasure of meeting and talking to so many great people in our city. I've met some of my best friends here behind the bar. I live for it man. Connecting people who haven't met, making sure people can relax from a shitty day, or celebrate a great one, or just to simply enjoy a few beers with friends. I've seen wedding proposals, birthday parties, political discussions, deep philosophical debates, neighborhood organization, the absolute works The best of humanity coming together and bonding. That's my JAM. It's one of the biggest reasons l get out of bed in the morning to come in to work day after day As absolutely insanely fun as that is, the dark side of this business is we run into some pretty horrible goblin people. Folks who think that just because we're serving, we don't deserve any basic decency or respect. I've been snapped at, mocked, threatened, and insulted about not having a real job. Anybody in this line of work gets used to a degree of it and develops a thicker skin. Here's the thing though, women in this field get infinitely more disgustingly treated. The sheer number of times they get groped, or harassed, or treated like objects would blow your mind. The worst of it is how normal their harassers think their behavior is. Every single lady in here handles it with grace and aplomb, andI applaud them for it. I've had their backs as we've bounced people out for that trash, but countless times they just deal with it before it even gets to me Sometimes the dudes get so worked up that they demand to see a manager, and I get called in to speak with them. Every single fucking time they attempt to appeal to me solely because I'm a man. They try to weasel in with me about how the women are asking for it. That women shouldn't dress that way if they don't want to be stared at. They attempt to explain it away as just "dudes being dudes." It's expected for men to stare at women's breasts and make jokes about how much they want to fuck them. Wink Wink. Of course you'll understand they think, because you also have a dick. What terrifies and enrages me is how every one of them thinks that this is normal behavior, but also that other men will agree with them Men, we often don't see the level of filth that our friends, sisters, and mothers go through every day. We hope to surround ourselves with people who would never treat a woman like that. We live in a safe little bubble. But the reality of this thing? It's an insidious disease that's happening every single day, several times a day and it turns my fucking stomach So why am I writing this? I want to acknowledge the struggle of every single woman who will read this. You deserve our respect and to be treated with decency I want to stand up and say, I'm fucking sick of this To every dude out there, we need to fucking combat this disease like its the god damned plague that it is. If one of your friends says something shitty about a woman, tell him to shut his fucking mouth. Don't just laugh it off or ignore it. We need to listen when our sisters talk about this, and not just blame it on some bad apples. Not just say "not all dudes do that" or "well no one I know would ever do that." Nah man. This is an endemic cultural problem. If we want to start taking our status as gentlemen seriously we need to do more than just avoiding being a sexist prick ourselves. We need to open our eyes and fight it everywhere we see it, because the only way this thing gets better is to start calling it out for what it is Edit: Sorry for so many edits. I keep finding typos. Writing in anger isn't so conducive to well typed responses rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like.
Bad, Birthday, and Clothes: Jordan Gleason
 April 1 at 9:06pm
 This is a longer post, so bear with me...
 Today I had to explain to a 60 year old man why he was banned from the
 pub
 In January he made several sexist remarks about the female staff that
 were working. He told them to their faces that that he liked looking at their
 tits while they washed dishes, and their asses while they were pouring
 drinks. He was told to leave and not come back. He came back last
 month, and was told we wouldn't serve him. He came back yet again
 today, and when told he wouldn't be served demanded to talk to a
 manger
 l sat with him for a few minutes as he explained that what he said would
 have been okay 20 years ago, and that it was just some off colour
 remarks. He told me he had apologized, and that he guessed my servers
 were too sensitive. He then told me that if what he said was a problem
 then I should tell them not to wear low cut shirts, and that I should face the
 dish washing sink away from customers. But since he apologized, he
 should be allowed to drink in my establishment because he lives in the
 neighborhood and will bring in business
 l told him flatly that wasn't happening, and that what he said to those
 ladies was incredibly offensive. The simple fact that he couldn't
 understand that just because they were were working didn't mean they
 deserve his disrespectful language. That these ladies were part of my
 family, and were human beings that deserved respect. They aren't
 objects, and they certainly shouldn't have to wear different clothes
 because he can't be bothered with showing them any decency or respect.
 "But we're men and they're females. Is cleavage just not a thing
 anymore?"
 I told him yeah buddy, it's not, and I won't be changing my mind about
 having him served. He threatened bad publicity, I told him I didn't care
 and he left.
 I work in the service industry, and we get the sheer joy and pleasure of
 meeting and talking to so many great people in our city. I've met some of
 my best friends here behind the bar. I live for it man. Connecting people
 who haven't met, making sure people can relax from a shitty day, or
 celebrate a great one, or just to simply enjoy a few beers with friends. I've
 seen wedding proposals, birthday parties, political discussions, deep
 philosophical debates, neighborhood organization, the absolute works
 The best of humanity coming together and bonding. That's my JAM. It's
 one of the biggest reasons l get out of bed in the morning to come in to
 work day after day

 As absolutely insanely fun as that is, the dark side of this business is we
 run into some pretty horrible goblin people. Folks who think that just
 because we're serving, we don't deserve any basic decency or respect.
 I've been snapped at, mocked, threatened, and insulted about not having
 a real job. Anybody in this line of work gets used to a degree of it and
 develops a thicker skin. Here's the thing though, women in this field get
 infinitely more disgustingly treated. The sheer number of times they get
 groped, or harassed, or treated like objects would blow your mind. The
 worst of it is how normal their harassers think their behavior is. Every
 single lady in here handles it with grace and aplomb, andI applaud them
 for it. I've had their backs as we've bounced people out for that trash, but
 countless times they just deal with it before it even gets to me
 Sometimes the dudes get so worked up that they demand to see a
 manager, and I get called in to speak with them. Every single fucking time
 they attempt to appeal to me solely because I'm a man. They try to
 weasel in with me about how the women are asking for it. That women
 shouldn't dress that way if they don't want to be stared at. They attempt to
 explain it away as just "dudes being dudes." It's expected for men to stare
 at women's breasts and make jokes about how much they want to fuck
 them. Wink Wink. Of course you'll understand they think, because you
 also have a dick. What terrifies and enrages me is how every one of them
 thinks that this is normal behavior, but also that other men will agree with
 them
 Men, we often don't see the level of filth that our friends, sisters, and
 mothers go through every day. We hope to surround ourselves with
 people who would never treat a woman like that. We live in a safe little
 bubble. But the reality of this thing? It's an insidious disease that's
 happening every single day, several times a day and it turns my fucking
 stomach
 So why am I writing this? I want to acknowledge the struggle of every
 single woman who will read this. You deserve our respect and to be
 treated with decency I want to stand up and say, I'm fucking sick of this
 To every dude out there, we need to fucking combat this disease like its
 the god damned plague that it is. If one of your friends says something
 shitty about a woman, tell him to shut his fucking mouth. Don't just laugh it
 off or ignore it. We need to listen when our sisters talk about this, and not
 just blame it on some bad apples. Not just say "not all dudes do that" or
 "well no one I know would ever do that." Nah man. This is an endemic
 cultural problem. If we want to start taking our status as gentlemen
 seriously we need to do more than just avoiding being a sexist prick
 ourselves. We need to open our eyes and fight it everywhere we see it,
 because the only way this thing gets better is to start calling it out for what
 it is
 Edit: Sorry for so many edits. I keep finding typos. Writing in anger isn't so
 conducive to well typed responses
rcmclachlan:

This is what a male feminist looks like.

rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like.

Target, Tumblr, and Bear: bottleshark: New kids new kids new kids. They look a little older than I intended buuuuut bear with me, I’m feeling a little rusty. :(
Target, Tumblr, and Bear: bottleshark:
New kids new kids new kids.
They look a little older than I intended buuuuut bear with me, I’m feeling a little rusty. :(

bottleshark: New kids new kids new kids. They look a little older than I intended buuuuut bear with me, I’m feeling a little rusty. :(