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Android, Animals, and Food: PETA @peta 2017-06-28 PETA Present your best argument for eating bacon t905 19.5K 1,446 Kaitlyn @KaitlynDotCom L Replying to @peta If animals dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food? 1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? She does have a point

Android, Animals, and Food: PETA
@peta 2017-06-28
PETA Present your best argument for eating
bacon
t905
19.5K
1,446
Kaitlyn
@KaitlynDotCom
L
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
She does have a point

Android, Animals, and Food: PETA
@peta 2017-06-28
PETA Present your best argument for eating
bacon
t905
19.5K
1,446
Kaitlyn
@KaitlynDotCom
L
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
She does have a point

She does have a point

Android, Animals, and Dank: PETA @peta 2017-06-28 PETA Present your best argument for eating bacon t905 19.5K 1,446 Kaitlyn @KaitlynDotCom L Replying to @peta If animals dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food? 1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? She does have a point by Syntax_Error_0 MORE MEMES

Android, Animals, and Dank: PETA
@peta 2017-06-28
PETA Present your best argument for eating
bacon
t905
19.5K
1,446
Kaitlyn
@KaitlynDotCom
L
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
She does have a point by Syntax_Error_0
MORE MEMES

Android, Animals, and Dank: PETA
@peta 2017-06-28
PETA Present your best argument for eating
bacon
t905
19.5K
1,446
Kaitlyn
@KaitlynDotCom
L
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM 2017-12-08 Twitter for Android
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
She does have a point by Syntax_Error_0
MORE MEMES

She does have a point by Syntax_Error_0 MORE MEMES

All Star, Cats, and Chill: no.chill.gil @dbook from a killer to the future...if u wanna be an all star then ur complaint is correct BUT if u wanna be a superstar...u accept double teams in pickup..u demand double teams in pickup....u should be offended when u don't get double teamed in pickups and the reason is...if u get doubled teamed in the nba how dare some pickup ball cats don't respect ur game enough to double u....u can ask @ricohinesbball in highschool if the college and pro players didn't double me at the UCLA runs that shot was going up...I trained to hard to let 1 defender disrespect my game by guarding me 1 on 1I didn't care who he thought he was #hibachimentality every time u step on that court u want it game like....THE second picture is my rookie season " I still shot that shit" becuz I've been in that position before (playing 21 with 6 players and u got 20.the whole court trying to stop u at that point) now tap into ur true calling #assassinbook 1 hour ann dbook @no.chill.gil I feel whatu saying Gil, and the only reason I'm responding is because I respect u. But I grew up in a gym/gyms where my pops had me guard 30 yr olds at age 14.. I got scored on 5 straight times on the block. looked at my pops for help and he had this face on the week. So every time I played open gym the rest of my life it's a eat or be eaten mentality. In games, if teams run and jump double you, USUALLY the right play is pass out immediately, you have 4 on 3 advantage. Not saying I don't get aggressive sometimes and shoot over it. But making the right play/ trust your teammates is winnin hoop. I didn't want to spend my lovely Tuesday afternoon passing out of a double, I can work on that with the homies at the house. Much respect tho hibachi. Let's get in the gym at some point . I didn't get picked up the rest of Gilbert Arenas & Devin Booker talking about the “double team” video. https://t.co/nzcvcmIsx2

All Star, Cats, and Chill: no.chill.gil @dbook from a killer to the future...if u wanna
be an all star then ur complaint is correct BUT if u wanna
be a superstar...u accept double teams in pickup..u
demand double teams in pickup....u should be offended
when u don't get double teamed in pickups and the reason
is...if u get doubled teamed in the nba how dare some
pickup ball cats don't respect ur game enough to double
u....u can ask @ricohinesbball in highschool if the college
and pro players didn't double me at the UCLA runs that
shot was going up...I trained to hard to let 1 defender
disrespect my game by guarding me 1 on 1I didn't care
who he thought he was #hibachimentality every time u step
on that court u want it game like....THE second picture is
my rookie season " I still shot that shit" becuz I've been in
that position before (playing 21 with 6 players and u got
20.the whole court trying to stop u at that point) now tap
into ur true calling #assassinbook
1 hour ann

dbook @no.chill.gil I feel whatu saying Gil,
and the only reason I'm responding is because
I respect u. But I grew up in a gym/gyms where
my pops had me guard 30 yr olds at age 14.. I
got scored on 5 straight times on the block.
looked at my pops for help and he had this
face on
the week. So every time I played open gym the
rest of my life it's a eat or be eaten mentality. In
games, if teams run and jump double you,
USUALLY the right play is pass out
immediately, you have 4 on 3 advantage. Not
saying I don't get aggressive sometimes and
shoot over it. But making the right play/
trust your teammates is winnin hoop. I didn't
want to spend my lovely Tuesday afternoon
passing out of a double, I can work on that with
the homies at the house. Much respect tho
hibachi. Let's get in the gym at some point
. I didn't get picked up the rest of
Gilbert Arenas & Devin Booker talking about the “double team” video. https://t.co/nzcvcmIsx2

All Star, Cats, and Chill: no.chill.gil @dbook from a killer to the future...if u wanna
be an all star then ur complaint is correct BUT if u wanna
be a superstar...u accept double teams in pickup..u
demand double teams in pickup....u should be offended
when u don't get double teamed in pickups and the reason
is...if u get doubled teamed in the nba how dare some
pickup ball cats don't respect ur game enough to double
u....u can ask @ricohinesbball in highschool if the college
and pro players didn't double me at the UCLA runs that
shot was going up...I trained to hard to let 1 defender
disrespect my game by guarding me 1 on 1I didn't care
who he thought he was #hibachimentality every time u step
on that court u want it game like....THE second picture is
my rookie season " I still shot that shit" becuz I've been in
that position before (playing 21 with 6 players and u got
20.the whole court trying to stop u at that point) now tap
into ur true calling #assassinbook
1 hour ann

dbook @no.chill.gil I feel whatu saying Gil,
and the only reason I'm responding is because
I respect u. But I grew up in a gym/gyms where
my pops had me guard 30 yr olds at age 14.. I
got scored on 5 straight times on the block.
looked at my pops for help and he had this
face on
the week. So every time I played open gym the
rest of my life it's a eat or be eaten mentality. In
games, if teams run and jump double you,
USUALLY the right play is pass out
immediately, you have 4 on 3 advantage. Not
saying I don't get aggressive sometimes and
shoot over it. But making the right play/
trust your teammates is winnin hoop. I didn't
want to spend my lovely Tuesday afternoon
passing out of a double, I can work on that with
the homies at the house. Much respect tho
hibachi. Let's get in the gym at some point
. I didn't get picked up the rest of
Gilbert Arenas & Devin Booker talking about the “double team” video. https://t.co/nzcvcmIsx2

Gilbert Arenas & Devin Booker talking about the “double team” video. https://t.co/nzcvcmIsx2

Life, Fish, and Time: Life is simply Quick! Eat the baby fish! eat or be eaten But it's so tiny. You see! It hasn't got any teeth, so it'll take a long time. Now it's eating YOU! l'll put the rest in the freezer heyokyay Eat or Die

Life, Fish, and Time: Life is simply
Quick! Eat
the baby fish!
eat or be
eaten
But it's
so tiny.
You see!
It hasn't got any
teeth, so it'll
take a long time.
Now it's
eating YOU!
l'll put the rest
in the freezer
heyokyay
Eat or Die

Life, Fish, and Time: Life is simply
Quick! Eat
the baby fish!
eat or be
eaten
But it's
so tiny.
You see!
It hasn't got any
teeth, so it'll
take a long time.
Now it's
eating YOU!
l'll put the rest
in the freezer
heyokyay
Eat or Die

Eat or Die

Dude, Jesus, and Saw: just-shower-thoughts The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know. heckshowerthoughts They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man transhumanist-viking you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? TIME the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut. Some dude: dontbeanassbutt K but have y'all seen what coconut crabs look like cause Jesus Christ kentucky-fried-bucky #these are the crabs that allegedly ate Amelia Earhart! #truly frightening Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Amelia Earhart alleged ly got eaten by crabs? or was I just supposed to learn that in a post about coconuts myself?

Dude, Jesus, and Saw: just-shower-thoughts
The person who first discovered that coconut could
be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger
many will never know.
heckshowerthoughts
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
transhumanist-viking
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds
on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
TIME the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze
coconut.
Some dude:
dontbeanassbutt
K but have y'all seen what coconut crabs look like
cause
Jesus Christ
kentucky-fried-bucky
#these are the crabs that allegedly ate Amelia Earhart! #truly frightening
Okay, was anybody going to tell me that
Amelia Earhart alleged ly got eaten by crabs?
or was I just supposed to learn that
in a post about coconuts myself?

Dude, Jesus, and Saw: just-shower-thoughts
The person who first discovered that coconut could
be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger
many will never know.
heckshowerthoughts
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
transhumanist-viking
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds
on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
TIME the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze
coconut.
Some dude:
dontbeanassbutt
K but have y'all seen what coconut crabs look like
cause
Jesus Christ
kentucky-fried-bucky
#these are the crabs that allegedly ate Amelia Earhart! #truly frightening
Okay, was anybody going to tell me that
Amelia Earhart alleged ly got eaten by crabs?
or was I just supposed to learn that
in a post about coconuts myself?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING These Brownies are for Shits and Giggles Some have Laxative Some have Pot Eat one Give it 30 minutes You'll know which is which (Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn laughoutloud-club: Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING
These Brownies are for
Shits and Giggles
Some have Laxative
Some have Pot
Eat one
Give it 30 minutes
You'll know which is which
(Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn
laughoutloud-club:

Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING
These Brownies are for
Shits and Giggles
Some have Laxative
Some have Pot
Eat one
Give it 30 minutes
You'll know which is which
(Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn
laughoutloud-club:

Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

laughoutloud-club: Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING These Brownies are for Shits and Giggles Some have Laxative Some have Pot Eat one Give it 30 minutes You'll know which is which (Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn laughoutloud-club: Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING
These Brownies are for
Shits and Giggles
Some have Laxative
Some have Pot
Eat one
Give it 30 minutes
You'll know which is which
(Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn
laughoutloud-club:

Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: WARNING
These Brownies are for
Shits and Giggles
Some have Laxative
Some have Pot
Eat one
Give it 30 minutes
You'll know which is which
(Cannot be eaten until gift is Inn
laughoutloud-club:

Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

laughoutloud-club: Do you feel lucky? Wanna roll that dice?

Alive, Dank, and Food: TRESPASSERS ARE WELCOME Dog food is getting to be expensive If I had to be eaten alive by anything

Alive, Dank, and Food: TRESPASSERS
ARE WELCOME
Dog food is getting
to be expensive
If I had to be eaten alive by anything

Alive, Dank, and Food: TRESPASSERS
ARE WELCOME
Dog food is getting
to be expensive
If I had to be eaten alive by anything

If I had to be eaten alive by anything

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: What would you do if you found me in your fridge? I don't know what you are. but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. It’s eat or be eaten by Super_DAC MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: What would you do if you found me in your
fridge?
I don't know what you are.
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
It’s eat or be eaten by Super_DAC
MORE MEMES

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: What would you do if you found me in your
fridge?
I don't know what you are.
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
It’s eat or be eaten by Super_DAC
MORE MEMES

It’s eat or be eaten by Super_DAC MORE MEMES

Fucking, Fridge, and You: What would you do if you found me in your fridge? I don't know what you are. but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. It’s eat or be eaten

Fucking, Fridge, and You: What would you do if you found me in your
fridge?
I don't know what you are.
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
It’s eat or be eaten

Fucking, Fridge, and You: What would you do if you found me in your
fridge?
I don't know what you are.
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
It’s eat or be eaten

It’s eat or be eaten

Anna, Pussy, and Thomas More: Anna 20 Thomas More University of Applied Sciences 1 Kilometer entfernt If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is it shaped like a taco. 🌮🛎

Anna, Pussy, and Thomas More: Anna 20
Thomas More University of
Applied Sciences
1 Kilometer entfernt
If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is
it shaped like a taco.
🌮🛎

Anna, Pussy, and Thomas More: Anna 20
Thomas More University of
Applied Sciences
1 Kilometer entfernt
If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is
it shaped like a taco.
🌮🛎

🌮🛎

Click, Dude, and Saw: 24+ Clever Tumblr Posts That Are Not To Be Missed just-shower-thoughts The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know. heckshowerthoughts They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man transhumanist-viking you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut Some dude: THE WEBLY Click to see full list

Click, Dude, and Saw: 24+ Clever Tumblr Posts That Are Not To Be Missed
just-shower-thoughts
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must
have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
heckshowerthoughts
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
transhumanist-viking
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts
by breaking htem open with large claws?
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut
Some dude:
THE WEBLY
Click to see full list

Click, Dude, and Saw: 24+ Clever Tumblr Posts That Are Not To Be Missed
just-shower-thoughts
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must
have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
heckshowerthoughts
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
transhumanist-viking
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts
by breaking htem open with large claws?
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut
Some dude:
THE WEBLY
Click to see full list

America, Candy, and Children: If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just three would kill you. Would you take a handful? That's our Syrian refugee problem. TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PENCE 2010 Donald Trump Jr. @Donald.TrumpJr·4h 5.8K 8.4K This image says it all. Let's end the politically correct agenda that doesn't put America first. freedomjusticewarrior: yahooentertainment: lmao😂/smh🙄 Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness. “If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?” “Are the other skittles human lives?” “What?” “Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?” “Well sure. But the point-” “I would eat the skittles.” “Ok-well the point is-” “I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles. Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN… … and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

America, Candy, and Children: If I had a bowl of skittles and
I told you just three would kill you.
Would you take a handful?
That's our Syrian refugee problem.
TRUMP
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
PENCE
2010
Donald Trump Jr.
@Donald.TrumpJr·4h
5.8K 8.4K
This image says it all. Let's end the politically correct agenda that doesn't put America first.

freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:
lmao😂/smh🙄
Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

America, Candy, and Children: If I had a bowl of skittles and
I told you just three would kill you.
Would you take a handful?
That's our Syrian refugee problem.
TRUMP
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
PENCE
2010
Donald Trump Jr.
@Donald.TrumpJr·4h
5.8K 8.4K
This image says it all. Let's end the politically correct agenda that doesn't put America first.

freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:
lmao😂/smh🙄
Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

freedomjusticewarrior: yahooentertainment: lmao😂/smh🙄 Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness. “If I gave you a bowl of s...

Android, Animals, and Food: PETA @peta 2017-06-28 Present your best argument for eating bacon PeTA 19.5K 905 1,446 Kaitlyn KaitlynDotCom Replying to @peta If animals dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food? 1:42 PM.2017-12-08 Twitter for Android

Android, Animals, and Food: PETA @peta 2017-06-28
Present your best argument for eating
bacon
PeTA
19.5K 905 1,446
Kaitlyn
KaitlynDotCom
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM.2017-12-08 Twitter for Android

Android, Animals, and Food: PETA @peta 2017-06-28
Present your best argument for eating
bacon
PeTA
19.5K 905 1,446
Kaitlyn
KaitlynDotCom
Replying to @peta
If animals dont want to be eaten, why
are they made out of food?
1:42 PM.2017-12-08 Twitter for Android

Dank, Phone, and True: THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL BE EATEN BY ADINOSAUR THAT SHOWS NO MERCY So true!

Dank, Phone, and True: THINGS I'D RATHER DO
THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL
BE EATEN BY
ADINOSAUR
THAT SHOWS
NO MERCY
So true!

Dank, Phone, and True: THINGS I'D RATHER DO
THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL
BE EATEN BY
ADINOSAUR
THAT SHOWS
NO MERCY
So true!

So true!

Animals, Dank, and Food: If animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made out of food meirl by just_a_normal_pupper FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Animals, Dank, and Food: If animals don't want
to be eaten then why
are they made out of
food
meirl by just_a_normal_pupper
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to be eaten then why
are they made out of
food
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Introvert, Phone, and Tumblr: THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL BE EATEN BY ADINOSAUR THAT SHOWS NO MERCY introvertunites: If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.

Introvert, Phone, and Tumblr: THINGS I'D RATHER DO
THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL
BE EATEN BY
ADINOSAUR
THAT SHOWS
NO MERCY
introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.

Introvert, Phone, and Tumblr: THINGS I'D RATHER DO
THAN MAKE A PHONE CALL
BE EATEN BY
ADINOSAUR
THAT SHOWS
NO MERCY
introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.

introvertunites: If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me: myself-wasneverenoughforme: mscomrade: opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time. "I want the tacos with the hard shells" Me: ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla" "Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?" Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas" "Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?" "Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right." "Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten" "Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!" "Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it." "What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!" "Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state." "No you're trying to steal from me, I'll have you fired!" "Sir, it says right there that it's the tax." Good god the list could go on forever "Are these bananas locally grown?" "We are in Michigan." Source: opaldreamcave The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me:
myself-wasneverenoughforme:
mscomrade:
opaldreamcave:
I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer
is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking
wrong, 97% of the time.
"I want the tacos with the hard shells"
Me: ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour
tortilla or soft corn tortilla"
"Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?"
Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or
corn tortillas"
"Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?"
"Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right."
"Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our
salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten"
"Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!"
"Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it."
"What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me
extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!"
"Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state."
"No you're trying to steal from me, I'll have you fired!"
"Sir, it says right there that it's the tax."
Good god the list could go on forever
"Are these bananas locally grown?"
"We are in Michigan."
Source: opaldreamcave
The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me:
myself-wasneverenoughforme:
mscomrade:
opaldreamcave:
I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer
is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking
wrong, 97% of the time.
"I want the tacos with the hard shells"
Me: ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour
tortilla or soft corn tortilla"
"Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?"
Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or
corn tortillas"
"Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?"
"Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right."
"Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our
salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten"
"Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!"
"Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it."
"What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me
extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!"
"Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state."
"No you're trying to steal from me, I'll have you fired!"
"Sir, it says right there that it's the tax."
Good god the list could go on forever
"Are these bananas locally grown?"
"We are in Michigan."
Source: opaldreamcave
The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me: myself-wasneverenoughforme: mscomrade: opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time. "I want the tacos with the hard shells" Me" ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla" "Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?" Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas "Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?" "Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right." "Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten" "Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!" "Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it." "What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!" "Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state." "No you're trying to steal from me, I'l have you fired! "Sir, it says right there that it's the tax." Good god the list could go on forever "Are these bananas locally grown?" "We are in Michigan." Source: opaldreamcave The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me:
myself-wasneverenoughforme:
mscomrade:
opaldreamcave:
I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer
is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking
wrong, 97% of the time.
"I want the tacos with the hard shells"
Me" ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour
tortilla or soft corn tortilla"
"Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?"
Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or
corn tortillas
"Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?"
"Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right."
"Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our
salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten"
"Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!"
"Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it."
"What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me
extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!"
"Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state."
"No you're trying to steal from me, I'l have you fired!
"Sir, it says right there that it's the tax."
Good god the list could go on forever
"Are these bananas locally grown?"
"We are in Michigan."
Source: opaldreamcave
The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fucking, God, and Omg: fondue-me:
myself-wasneverenoughforme:
mscomrade:
opaldreamcave:
I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer
is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking
wrong, 97% of the time.
"I want the tacos with the hard shells"
Me" ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour
tortilla or soft corn tortilla"
"Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?"
Me:"no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or
corn tortillas
"Flour or corn? So...which ones are the hard ones?"
"Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right."
"Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our
salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten"
"Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!"
"Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it."
"What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me
extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!"
"Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state."
"No you're trying to steal from me, I'l have you fired!
"Sir, it says right there that it's the tax."
Good god the list could go on forever
"Are these bananas locally grown?"
"We are in Michigan."
Source: opaldreamcave
The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com

The customer is always rightomg-humor.tumblr.com