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Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
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 it is three cards.

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 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
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 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

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 scARD and
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 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
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 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
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 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Advice, Apparently, and Ass: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK FANDOM IT'S SICKENING. SUPER-HERO-COonFESSIons theamazingcaptainspider: hayley566: waveringwannabevalkyrie: libertarirynn: hayley566: I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that. Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke. Y'all really can’t distinguish fiction from reality huh? I call bullshit on “wOrLd oF mEn” bullshit because CM’s writing was fucking trash. Literally every single fucking man she met besides Nick Fury and the Skrull guy was a complete misogynistic caricature, to the point that her FUCKING DAD’S first reaction to her getting in a go-cart accident was not desperate fear/concern for his only daughter, but to…immediately belittle her? No babe that’s not reality, that’s shit ass writers who have no sense of nuance and no sense of developing villains because “UHHHHH HERO IS WOMAN AND MAN HATE WOMAN SO ALL MEN BAD”.Take another example, the boot camp scene where apparently like 8 white guys have nothing to do except stand around and taunt Carol? Except in real life boot camp no one has fucking time to stand around, your ass is constantly being drilled and harassed by your drill instructor, and all of the recruits are being shaped into a unit to WORK TOGETHER, with everyone being treated equally harshly. (Also, I’m supposed to believe that boot camp back in the 80’s/90’s was unisex?) If it was just Carol training on her own, that again begs the question of why an entire group of guys was just staring at her while she was training instead of I don’t know… doing their own training? Relaxing on base during what little leisure time they had? But those questions don’t matter because the writers didn’t give a damn about reality. They only gave a fuck about pushing their bullshit man hating agenda, strawmanning all men, and creating a situation where Carol was nothing but a poor innocent victim of evil cruel men. They literally only existed to victimize Carol and make all of her behavior seem acceptable because “they were mean to her first, so if she decides to nearly break a man’s hand off and steal his motorcycle later, it’s okay!” That’s not fucking realism, that’s hack writing.Captain Marvel is bad, she’s not even remarkable by the standards of female characters, and quite frankly it’s insulting that you ignore and downplay other, far more iconic and well-written female heroes just because Carol plays to your politics. @waveringwannabevalkyrie “world of man” is a term used in the Wonder Woman comics several times to describe the world outside of themiscrya. That’s why I used it here. I would go over how abusive men do exist, just like abusive women do and how I’ve had my own experiences with an abusive father but from your tone, I think if I explain anymore you would make fun of me or something with the whole “aw you have daddy issues and that’s why you like the movie lol”. I’m so hope you’re not that cruel but knowing the internet, you cannot be safe. I just hope you’re not like those kind of people that I met and are willing to at least understand that just because you don’t experience something doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone else.@libertarirynn as someone who’s seen the movie, I feel like the struggle was more than just “not knowing how awesome she was.” She was being lied to about her entire life for six years and we even see her have a breakdown upon realizing this. We see her sobbing out in a field over finding all this out. The idea of finally being free from the control of others, whether male or female (people seem to forget that minn-erva was also a villain in the movie) in both a physical and emotional sense. Despite Carol having her memories wiped in the beginning, the audience gets flashes of the sexism she faced growing up. While I love both films, I will say that captain marvel spoke to me more than Wonder Woman because of my own personal experiences and if it didn’t do the same for you guys, that’s fine. I just feel that the movie gets misrepresented or misinterpreted a lot and that it is unfair. It sucks that Wonder Woman is used to bash captain marvel despite the different approaches the movies take towards women’s issues. In fact, that behavior has caused me to like Wonder Woman less and less and I really don’t want that to happen. Not only do I start to see the flaws in the film being put on a pedestal, I become more defensive of the one that’s being misrepresented. I still love the Wonder Woman movie but the internet makes it hard to sometimes.I guess what I’m saying is…I wish fans wouldn’t use one to bash the other. I honestly wasn’t trying to bash Wonder Woman or use captain marvel to do so in my last reply. I was just explaining how one is more successful since it tried to be more palatable while the other took more risks in being a feminist film. I hope you both can see that I am not looking for a fight and am just explaining myself. I hope this helped you understand where I’m coming from and that instead of arguing or throwing insults like what usually happens online, this can be handled amicably. Both are good movies.People who hate them or use one to trash the other are secist idiots. End of story Or maybe they just have a different opinion and maybe you need to learn how to spell “sexist” before calling anyone else an idiot.
Advice, Apparently, and Ass: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM
 CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER
 WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK
 FANDOM IT'S SICKENING.
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theamazingcaptainspider:

hayley566:

waveringwannabevalkyrie:
libertarirynn:

hayley566:

I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. 
Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. 
While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that.

Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? 
Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke.

Y'all really can’t distinguish fiction from reality huh? I call bullshit on “wOrLd oF mEn” bullshit because CM’s writing was fucking trash. Literally every single fucking man she met besides Nick Fury and the Skrull guy was a complete misogynistic caricature, to the point that her FUCKING DAD’S first reaction to her getting in a go-cart accident was not desperate fear/concern for his only daughter, but to…immediately belittle her? No babe that’s not reality, that’s shit ass writers who have no sense of nuance and no sense of developing villains because “UHHHHH HERO IS WOMAN AND MAN HATE WOMAN SO ALL MEN BAD”.Take another example, the boot camp scene where apparently like 8 white guys have nothing to do except stand around and taunt Carol? Except in real life boot camp no one has fucking time to stand around, your ass is constantly being drilled and harassed by your drill instructor, and all of the recruits are being shaped into a unit to WORK TOGETHER, with everyone being treated equally harshly. (Also, I’m supposed to believe that boot camp back in the 80’s/90’s was unisex?) If it was just Carol training on her own, that again begs the question of why an entire group of guys was just staring at her while she was training instead of I don’t know… doing their own training? Relaxing on base during what little leisure time they had? But those questions don’t matter because the writers didn’t give a damn about reality. They only gave a fuck about pushing their bullshit man hating agenda, strawmanning all men, and creating a situation where Carol was nothing but a poor innocent victim of evil cruel men. They literally only existed to victimize Carol and make all of her behavior seem acceptable because “they were mean to her first, so if she decides to nearly break a man’s hand off and steal his motorcycle later, it’s okay!” That’s not fucking realism, that’s hack writing.Captain Marvel is bad, she’s not even remarkable by the standards of female characters, and quite frankly it’s insulting that you ignore and downplay other, far more iconic and well-written female heroes just because Carol plays to your politics.
@waveringwannabevalkyrie “world of man” is a term used in the Wonder Woman comics several times to describe the world outside of themiscrya. That’s why I used it here. I would go over how abusive men do exist, just like abusive women do and how I’ve had my own experiences with an abusive father but from your tone, I think if I explain anymore you would make fun of me or something with the whole “aw you have daddy issues and that’s why you like the movie lol”. I’m so hope you’re not that cruel but knowing the internet, you cannot be safe. I just hope you’re not like those kind of people that I met and are willing to at least understand that just because you don’t experience something doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone else.@libertarirynn as someone who’s seen the movie, I feel like the struggle was more than just “not knowing how awesome she was.” She was being lied to about her entire life for six years and we even see her have a breakdown upon realizing this. We see her sobbing out in a field over finding all this out. The idea of finally being free from the control of others, whether male or female (people seem to forget that minn-erva was also a villain in the movie) in both a physical and emotional sense. Despite Carol having her memories wiped in the beginning, the audience gets flashes of the sexism she faced growing up. While I love both films, I will say that captain marvel spoke to me more than Wonder Woman because of my own personal experiences and if it didn’t do the same for you guys, that’s fine. I just feel that the movie gets misrepresented or misinterpreted a lot and that it is unfair. It sucks that Wonder Woman is used to bash captain marvel despite the different approaches the movies take towards women’s issues. In fact, that behavior has caused me to like Wonder Woman less and less and I really don’t want that to happen. Not only do I start to see the flaws in the film being put on a pedestal, I become more defensive of the one that’s being misrepresented. I still love the Wonder Woman movie but the internet makes it hard to sometimes.I guess what I’m saying is…I wish fans wouldn’t use one to bash the other. I honestly wasn’t trying to bash Wonder Woman or use captain marvel to do so in my last reply.  I was just explaining how one is more successful since it tried to be more palatable while the other took more risks in being a feminist film. I hope you both can see that I am not looking for a fight and am just explaining myself. I hope this helped you understand where I’m coming from and that instead of arguing or throwing insults like what usually happens online, this can be handled amicably.

Both are good movies.People who hate them or use one to trash the other are secist idiots. End of story

Or maybe they just have a different opinion and maybe you need to learn how to spell “sexist” before calling anyone else an idiot.

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Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!  “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!  agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?  “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.  “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.  “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.  “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work
Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns
 @coolthottie
 college really be on some other shit
 "..and it has to be a
 minimum of 20
 pages."
 You'll be writing a
 paper this semester"
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 @coolthottie/jadasy
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freddieandersen:
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HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! 
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! 
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? 
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. 
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. 
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. 
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.


do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. 
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends


Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in ...