Bottoming
Bottoming

Bottoming

I Need This
I Need This

I Need This

Bean Bagged
Bean Bagged

Bean Bagged

Chew
Chew

Chew

Definitally
Definitally

Definitally

bag of chips
 bag of chips

bag of chips

other girls
 other girls

other girls

blanket
 blanket

blanket

chewing
 chewing

chewing

pillows
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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @mememang @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class lorem64 I'm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There's no chicken in there! ankaa-avarshina Two words: Raw eggs. lorem64 2? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe ankaa-avarshina Don't ask me, ask them Americans. I'm an Asian just passing the word on phantoms-lair deep breath Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don't mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we're eating the dough raw, that's not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. ego-ann-16 Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom smallest-feeblest-boggart wait you're telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? kingantlion Why.why are you eating flour straight from the bag? 122,830 notes Q+ ifunny.ce Found on iFunny
Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
 @DylanReneau
 Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
 worth taking the risk of getting
 salmonella
 @mememang
 @logancooper14
 Dylan pull yourself together and go
 get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
 not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
 class
 lorem64
 I'm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella???
 What parent told him this. There's no chicken in there!
 ankaa-avarshina
 Two words: Raw eggs.
 lorem64
 2? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in
 anyway unsafe
 ankaa-avarshina
 Don't ask me, ask them Americans. I'm an Asian just passing the word on
 phantoms-lair
 deep breath Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
 MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don't
 mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
 Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold
 the cookie together. Since we're eating the dough raw, that's not needed. Take
 the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now
 dead.
 Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM,
 perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
 ego-ann-16
 Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
 smallest-feeblest-boggart
 wait you're telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from
 the bag???
 kingantlion
 Why.why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
 122,830 notes
 Q+
 ifunny.ce
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Tumblr, youtube.com, and Blog: thegrabowskis: 1 Second of Every ‘Half in the Bag’ Episode by Winston the Skeleton
Tumblr, youtube.com, and Blog: thegrabowskis:

1 Second of Every ‘Half in the Bag’ Episode by Winston the Skeleton

thegrabowskis: 1 Second of Every ‘Half in the Bag’ Episode by Winston the Skeleton