✅ 25+ Best Memes About Asking

Threesome, Boyfriend, and Asking: When you finally agree on that threesome your boyfriend has been asking for, but he's only giving it to her When that happens

When that happens

Yo, Dick, and Science: Subject #74-10 minutes ago (edited) Yo if you nut in Tracer and she recalls what happens to your nut? Does it go back in your dick or what? Top 10 Questions SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER 1.9M views ▼ Asking the real questions here

Asking the real questions here

Community, Drunk, and Dude: SOME DUDE WAS HANGING ALL OVER HER, SO WE TOOK OFF ■ ■ and got her to leave with us. She was drunk and we didn't trust him. KE Visit us at www.facebook.com/MakeYourMoveMissoula for tips and events to help keep your friends and community safe from sexual violence. END SEXUAL VIOLENCE A message from Missoula's Intervention in Action Project. This projoct was supported by grant no. 2008 WR-AX-0008 awarded by the Office of Violence Against Women, U.S Department of Justico. The opinions recommendations esprossed n this pablication aro those of the authonist and do not neccssarily represent the views of the granto ICOULD TELL SHE WAS ASKING to stop. So l stepped in and told my buddy that was no way to treat a lady. And he backed off. Visit us at www.facebook.com/Make YourMoveMissoula for tips and events to help keep your friends and community safe from sexual violence. END SEXUAL VIOLENCE A message from Missoula's Intervention in Action Projec This project was supported by grant no. 2008 w R АХО008 awarded by the Office of Volence Against women US Department of Jusace. The opinions, findings con recommendations espressed in this publication are those of the authorls) and do not necessarily represent the views of the grantor HE WAS ACTING ALL SWEET, OFFERING HER A but it just didn't feel right. So my friends and I stepped in and got her out of the bar. MAKE Visit us at www.facebook.com/Make YourMoveMissoula for tips and events to help keep your friends and community safe from sexual violence END SEXUAL VIOLENCE A message from Missoula's Intervention in Action Project This project was supported by grant no. 2008-WR-AX-0008 awarde recommandations opres SHE WAS ON HER OWN, SO I MADE MY MOVE ■ ■ ■ and told the guys hassling her to back off. They were really crossing the line. MAKE YOUR Visit us at www.facebook.com/Make YourMoveMissoula for tips and events to help keep your friends and community safe from sexual violence. END SEXUAL VIOLENCE A message from Missoula's Intervention in Action Project. et was suppo ted by grant no 2008 wRA·0008 warded bytie olice et ve ence Against wor enu s Depa tn eat oDist ca nt ope ins findings arch sions and racana mendah) ns 0prossad įa1hs publication are those of the authors) and d. not necessarily represent the views of the ฮ,antor This P atleastiamme: ethiopienne: Make Your Move is an effort from Missoula’s Intervention in Action Project, a group of community organizations dedicated to ending sexual violence. Its campaign’s goals are to: 1) Engage men and women as allies to prevent sexual violence by increasing awareness and education about the dynamics of sexual violence and 2) Encourage bystanders to foster healthy non-violent relationships and interrupt attitudes, language and actions that support sexual violence. Reblogging this so hard

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Dinosaur, Forever, and Asking: Rupert Hippie Cult Leader @citizenkawala When you become a grown up, people stop asking you what your favourite dinosaur is. They don't even care. Stegosaurus forever

Stegosaurus forever

Love, Date, and Asking: Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin. punlich: kiloueka: punlich kiloueka is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth? This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I'm not a robot Ok ok I'll believe you.. . If you first tell me what this says: drit ned to pove mp love reahing arygen Source: punilich Robots

Robots

Love, Date, and Asking: Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin. punlich: kiloueka: punlich kiloueka is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth? This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I'm not a robot Ok ok I'll believe you.. . If you first tell me what this says: drit ned to pove mp love reahing arygen Source: punilich Robots

Robots

Android, Tumblr, and Twitter: My mom went to the grocery store today and there was a woman asking the for 39C chicken. The butcher explained to Mom that she has dementia and comes in all the time with really old sales papers so he sells her meat for that price so he don't confuse her. 3:42 PM . 2/22/19 Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 79 Likes awesomacious: Thks butcher and a mum. (From humansbeingbros)

awesomacious: Thks butcher and a mum. (From humansbeingbros)

Memes, Experience, and Pain: When someone comes to you with their pain .. they are not asking you to decide if their experience is valic

Never, Asking, and Super: Not getting rejected Being super attractive Never asking anyone out ME💪IRL

ME💪IRL

Dank, Memes, and Target: Not getting rejected Being super attractive Never asking anyone out ME💪IRL by Tanktopbro8 MORE MEMES

ME💪IRL by Tanktopbro8 MORE MEMES

Dank, Thank You, and Boyfriend: Elaena @elaenawojtowicz My boyfriend just asked me if he could borrow one of HIS shirts I stole from him You know what, yes you can. Thank you for asking properly. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Anaconda, Bitch, and Logic: "Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies." (Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.)" -Voltaire mysharona1987: mysharona1987: Voltaire did really go out like a sassy bitch, didn’t he? When you 100% understand the logic of his thinking.

mysharona1987: mysharona1987: Voltaire did really go out like a sassy bitch, didn’t he? When you 100% understand the logic of his thinking....

Alex Trebek, Dude, and Videos: WHY ALEX TREBEK IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND e Has spent approximately 50 years in the public eye as a celebrity, zero scandals e His whole job is correcting people and is somehow STILL the most likable guy in TV e Basically know-it-all Mr. Rogers (sometimes with a mustache) Made a video announcing one of the grimmest diagnoses a person can get with the exact me level of poise and focus s he would have asking a question about Dutch history. Dude is a total pro Praying for you, Mr. Trebek. @CollegeHumor Who is Alex for $1000

Who is Alex for $1000

Alive, Beautiful, and Love: you've got to love yourself, kid. you've got to wake up before dawn and watch the sky transform itself into a beautiful shade of pink and listen to the birds come alive. you've got to bake warm treats every weekend and eat them when it rains. most importantly, you've got to stop letting the things that won't matter in two years matter now. you've got to stop asking others for their opinions. you've got to look at yourself long and hard in the mirror and say "you know what, I deserve so much more.

Fucking, Fuck, and Sick: batthew @bitefright fucking sick of people stumbling into the kitchen at 12-3am asking me why the fuck i'm cooking. it's called Dark Lunch you absolute troglodyte. get with the program you fucking fool 2:54 AM-8 Jan 2018 1,576 Retweets 2,929 Likes 夋刉 911 tl 1.6K 2.9K

Funny, Memes, and Movie: When you're trying to watch a movie with your gilfriend and she keeps asking question.s.. STOP Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

Funny Memes Of The Day 28 Pics

Barber, Barbershop, and Haircut: A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before l can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half. The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves? Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"Lmao!!!

Crush, Snake, and Dance: bassiter while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase "come on snake, let's rattle," which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential steampunkepsilon Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you 50,186 likes Oops..

Oops..

Time, Asking, and Stack: Me asking a question on stack overflow CLOSED ods First time ?

First time ?

genjimain: transexualizer: so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut yeah. it is your bad.

Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic. No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. “Do you often see things that other people do not see?” Yes. The question I was answering: “Are you especially observant?” The question the test was actually asking: “Are you having visual hallucinations?” “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?” Yes. The question I was answering: “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?” The question the test was actually asking: “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. Tread carefully, darlings. ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

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Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic. No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. “Do you often see things that other people do not see?” Yes. The question I was answering: “Are you especially observant?” The question the test was actually asking: “Are you having visual hallucinations?” “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?” Yes. The question I was answering: “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?” The question the test was actually asking: “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. Tread carefully, darlings. ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

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Fire, Israel, and Jewish: Representative lhan Omar is again under fire for her terrible comments concerning Israel. Jewish groups have just sent a petition to Speaker Pelosi asking her to remove Omar from Foreign Relations Committee. A dark day for Israel! @realDonaldTrump Israel should NEVER be treated with such disrespect!

Israel should NEVER be treated with such disrespect!

Anaconda, Angry Birds, and Life: /teenagers Posted by u/-Support- 3 hours ago 2 To the teenager who came into my shop today with your mom 2.9k Discussion Your mom came in today asking for my help to invade your private life. She even brought you with her. I can't imagine how embarrassing that must be. She asked me to go through your phone and computer and find any apps or photos that she wouldn't approve of, because she was too technology illterate to do it herself, all the while making you watch. (I work at a tech support shop) Personally I think this is an invasion of your personal space and privacy. So when I found the folder where you'd hid all your movies and games, I made sure to pretend I didn't see them. On your phone, I told her that you didn't have anything but the default apps and angry birds. And then, I showed her a place where she could look on your phone that would only show her the default apps, not the ones you downloaded. So hopefully when she invaded your space again, she won't find anything Was I wrong to do what I did? Probably. But you're only a year or two away from adulthood and I don't think it's right that anyone be that intrusive, mother or not. UMANITy RESTORATION 100 my man did the right ting *clap clap*

my man did the right ting *clap clap*

Dank, The Real, and Asking: Pretty little thing. RJ @itsrjhill Why is your charger so close but your toilet paper so damn far Asking the real questions here.

Asking the real questions here.

Dogs, Instagram, and Money: My favorite story so far. An animal shelter posted something along the lines of "if you are an adult and don't want people to know you are playing pokemon, we will rent our shelter dogs to you for $5 an hour so it looks like you are walking your dog." Haha, right? Here are some of the results so far 1) They now have a waiting list of people who want to PAY FOR THE PRIVELAGE OF WALKING A DOG. 2) They have made so much money in "rental fees" that they have waived adoption fees 3) When the people renting the dogs are out walking, the post pictures of themselves playing the game on FB and Instagram. People are then coming to the shelter asking to adopt specific dogs 4) On at least two occasions, people have called the shelter and said "Hey, i didn't think I wanted a dog. But me and THIS dog get along REALLY well. I'm not bringing him back" 5) The shelter currently has no dogs avaliable to rent, and there is a waiting list. Because all of the dogs have been adopted! They are currently bringing dogs in from a different shelter to be "rented" memonan One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far O Trending Wholesome dog walking

Wholesome dog walking

Anaconda, Lgbt, and Tumblr: I KEEP ASKING WHAT LGBT STANDS FOR BUTINEVER GETASTRAIGHTANSWER mgip.com awesomesthesia: Destruction 100

awesomesthesia: Destruction 100

Cum, Tumblr, and Blog: Are you a filthy cum goblin Sent from the OkCupid app 10:24pm plantanarchy: plantanarchy: I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago ever since that day i’ve been asking myself…. am I? am I a filthy cum goblin?

plantanarchy: plantanarchy: I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago ever since that day i’ve be...

Dank, Memes, and Target: You need to start asking questions. Dave I dont see color by foreverwasted MORE MEMES

I dont see color by foreverwasted MORE MEMES

History, Never, and Asking: MAKING HISTORY NEVER STARTS WITH ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Asking, Javascript, and Questions: I'm gonna write a Javascript framework Why? You are asking the wrong questions

You are asking the wrong questions

Batman, Target, and Tumblr: jarenward said: #also that his legs are so powerfu(#how the hell did he kick tim that high up in the air / jason held up an entire floor of a building (possibly more than one floor) in batman eternal okay i've just stopped asking ou kwou WHAT BRWE引! AM DONE! oURSELF A MOLDY WHEAT- DEATH STIL GONNA Give it o,ason. a barana. The on TVE GOT AN EVEN I NEED A STRONGER DiSH our WTF Abandone m00nslippers: dapandabanda: I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE THUNDER THIGHS AIN’T JUST FOR SHOW!

m00nslippers: dapandabanda: I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE THUNDER THIGHS AIN’T JUST FOR SHOW!

Church, Dating, and Future: Dating in church is basically asking God if someone is your future spouse while never actually speaking to them. @thedtrblog 11 More Laugh-Out-Loud Christian Memes on the Internet This Week!

11 More Laugh-Out-Loud Christian Memes on the Internet This Week!

Teacher, Tumblr, and Blog: He asked the teacherfor a pen. epicjohndoe: Asking The Teacher For A Pen

epicjohndoe: Asking The Teacher For A Pen

Time, Water, and Asking: Stop asking me to trust you when I'm Still coughing up the water from the last time You let me drown.."

Anaconda, Lgbt, and Tumblr: I KEEP ASKING WHAT LGBT STANDS FOR BUTINEVER GETASTRAIGHTANSWER mgip.com awesomesthesia: Destruction 100

awesomesthesia: Destruction 100

Another One, Girls, and Memes: Penny Middleton @Penny_Middleton We should teach our girls this phrase: "What did you mean by that?" It's a subtle way to hold people accountable and a way to teach our girls that sitting in discomfort is not a gender prerequisite. 1/28/18, 10:29 AM northw0man: positive-memes:Modern girls require modern solutions another one is “now what do you need to know that for?” when people start asking invasive questions.

northw0man: positive-memes:Modern girls require modern solutions another one is “now what do you need to know that for?” when people start ...

Cars, Dank, and Drunk: This drunk guy on the plane keeps asking me to steal 50 cars in one night with him Holy shit mom My guy still getting those Netflix Originals tho by EverythingTittysBoii MORE MEMES

My guy still getting those Netflix Originals tho by EverythingTittysBoii MORE MEMES

Thank You, Relatable, and Boyfriend: Elaena @elaenawojtowicz My boyfriend just asked me if he could borrow one of HIS shirts I stole from him You know what, yes you can. Thank you for asking properly take notes boys (via: @elaenaw)

take notes boys (via: @elaenaw)

Dank, Girls, and Memes: Home> All Categories> Health Men's Health> Open Question Open Question Is it ilegal to look up girls without bras please anwser this is not a joke? 4 days ago-11 hours left to answer Show me another » james Report Abuse Answer Question Action Bar. ★Interesting!..d Email +Save casualmalexlfan the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck. This is not a joke, asking for a friend. by LineLogicWeb MORE MEMES

This is not a joke, asking for a friend. by LineLogicWeb MORE MEMES

Fall, Instagram, and News: huffpost: Selma Blair Walks The Red Carpet With A Cane After MS Diagnosis Selma Blair showed just how strong she is appearing on the Vanity Fair party red carpet during the Oscars on Sunday. It’s the first red carpet appearance for the actress since she revealed that she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis back in October. “She needs a cane to help walk, but she came to prove that no matter how tough this disease, she is a fighter,” wrote Jessica Radloff, the West Coast editor for Glamour who tweeted out a video of Blair on the carpet. The “Legally Blonde” and “Cruel Intentions” star announced that she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in October 2018. “I am disabled,” Blair wrote in an Instagram post at the time, noting that she first found out she had the disease in August. “I fall sometimes. I drop things. My memory is foggy. And my left side is asking for directions from a broken GPS. But we are doing it.” She added that she’d likely had the “incurable disease for 15 years at least,” but that she was relieved to finally know what she had. “I have MS and I am ok,” Blair added. Read more of Selma Blair’s story here.

huffpost: Selma Blair Walks The Red Carpet With A Cane After MS Diagnosis Selma Blair showed just how strong she is appearing on the Vanity...

Life, Movie, and Watch: @curseoffeeling my whole life consists of people asking me if i've seen this movie and me telling them no i haven't seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i'll add it to the list but there is no list and i won't watch that movie “Have u seen Room. U should see Room”

“Have u seen Room. U should see Room”

Drake, Future, and Jay: I'm not asking for much, I'd just like to see how lit the studio was when these songs got recorded PABL Th TH PABLO PABLO THE LIFE OF PABLO AS ROCK HTONE 0:45 -3:46 0:18 -1:49 0:19 1:57 STARGAZING Travis Scott ASTROWORLD Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2 (LPFJ2 ASAP Rocky Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 10 AT.LONG LASTASA Kanye West-The Life of Pablo KEADING THIS ITS T9o LAA UKE @Djakadmikshairline 0:38 -4:00 0:20 -3:31 0:29 -2:36 Know Yourself f You're Reading This It's T Trap N s。 Future- DS2 (Deluxe) Check D Young Thug Barter 6 Drake ITHOUT WARNING 0:23 0:28 4:0 0:53 0.49 Ghostface Killers (feat. Travis Sco: 21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin 3500 (feat. Future & 2 Chainz) Travis Scott Rodeo (Deluxe) Ni""as In Paris a JAY-Z & Kanye West-Watch the Real sh*t 💯🔥 https://t.co/UBF03NY2IK

Real sh*t 💯🔥 https://t.co/UBF03NY2IK

Thank You, Boyfriend, and Dank Memes: Elaena @elaenawojtowicz My boyfriend just asked me if he could borrow one of HIS shirts I stole from him You know what, yes you can. Thank you for asking properly. (@elaenaw) Fellas we must band together to fight this evil

(@elaenaw) Fellas we must band together to fight this evil

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Why do we always see cow skulis in the desert? And. why do you only see the skuil? Did-the bod die somewhere else? makes no sense. lolzandtrollz: Asking The Right Questions

lolzandtrollz: Asking The Right Questions

Reddit, Social Media, and Fuck: Ethan Lindenberger Teen has vaccinations after asking Reddit 4 hours ago Technology Ethan Lindenberger from Ohio asked social media site Reddit if he could have vaccines without parental consent. fuck yes

fuck yes

Help, Math, and Asking: Math teachers You learned this last year" Me, asking for help

$Help, Math, and Asking: Math teachers You learned this last year" Me, asking for help$

Android, Twitter, and Chicken: My mom went to the grocery store today and there was a woman asking the for 39C chicken. The butcher explained to Mom that she has dementia and comes in all the time with really old sales papers so he sells her meat for that price so he don't confuse her. 3:42 PM . 2/22/19 Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 79 Likes Thks butcher and a mum. (From humansbeingbros)

Thks butcher and a mum. (From humansbeingbros)

Christmas, Lol, and Texting: turn a tummy @spinubzilla lol the guy I lost my virginity to was hesitant about it bc he thought I was gonna get too attached but it's been uhhhh four years and he's still texting me asking if l'l be back in town for Christmas haha who's attached now, STEVE @spinubzilla

@spinubzilla

Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier$

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