✅ 25+ Best Memes About Asking

Asking: The response you were asking for.

The response you were asking for.

Asking: YOU MATCHED WITH Good news. I've never been with a Russian girl, and I love puns. What do you say quit Stalin, and Russian to things? Holy mother of god I think I'm in love. finding it hard to Putin words? I'm lenin towards asking you to netflix and chill Should I Trotsky on over? As long as you don't arrive 15 minutes late with tsarbucks Wouldn't that get me extra Marx? AND SO I PUTINIFIED HER Russian love my friends

Russian love my friends

Asking: spooky mistress misandry @hannahtraining Ain't that the fucking truth Me: "l feel like my life is pointless Therapist: "Why?" Me: "lmpending fascism and climate change mean I probably won't live to see 60,'" Therapist: "Are you sure thats rational? Me: *looks at camera like Jim on The Office* kate wagner@mcmansionhell this point in history sure is a really wild time to be trying to manage mental illness Show this thread 5:28 PM 14 Oct 18 castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.

castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory appr...

Asking: Asking for help online "Um having the same probl em" D0. asking for programming help

asking for programming help

Asking: Wall Street Boomers 1 percenters American Teens Iranian Teens Is 360 no scoping a for real thing though? Asking for a friend

Is 360 no scoping a for real thing though? Asking for a friend

Asking: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Asking: Caitlyn 22 O EMT O Oklahoma State University 23 miles away Looking for a man who isn't afraid to crack an egg in my pussy and fuck me so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who's willing to turn my mouth into a daycare center with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic hardcore interracial gang bang porn with. Not asking for much, why's a good guy so hard to find? Not what I expected to read on an early Wednesday morning

Not what I expected to read on an early Wednesday morning

Asking: Me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell every time

every time

Asking: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Asking: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Asking: Don't get in my car asking me what's that noise cause you can get tf out You’re about to walk it like you talk it

You’re about to walk it like you talk it

Asking: "Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Asking: My girlfriend texted me asking just what it is my friends and I do during our monthly "Nerd Night" so I sent her this picture. DnD with the buds by ArmedEmu03 MORE MEMES

DnD with the buds by ArmedEmu03 MORE MEMES

Asking: You spent so long wondering and asking "How can anyone love me? and you counted your flaws but didn't have any fingers left for strengths and when someone finally said they loved you all you could ask was "Why?" instead of telling them that you loved them, too (AKR) https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Asking: Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Not me… Asking for a friend

Not me… Asking for a friend

Asking: 19:52 ull Thread 13 izzyyaaa x Retweeted PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ My girl is drunk, I woke up to 12 missed calls and texts saying that she's crying so obviously I was mad worried so l called her to make sure everything was | straight.. she's crying cos her friend took a bite of her burger * Muyi @kingmxyi · 14h ok everyone that liked wdf is your excuse for being up rn 05:46 · 05/01/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2,299 Retweets 13.6K Likes PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ · 14h Now she's asking me to send her money for a new burger Tweet your reply This is so adorable

This is so adorable

Asking: Lenis Today at 7:22 PM Rat Today at 7:29 PM he ate a hotdog Snapinator Today at 7:37 PM moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: this is the best emoji ive ever added to a server more colors have joined in lots of people were asking about downloading these so i whipped up a folder for yall original worm can be found on this post by it’s original creator @kumatora you can download the extra colors here go ham

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Asking: NE UGE ll 21%| 11:47 Aubrey Friday 10:13 PM Do you collect silverware? Friday 10:56 PM not on purpose? Darn Today 11:25 PM I mean I don't not collect silverware I'm just a little confused about why you're asking Today 11:43 PM Well because I've started a small collection. Here's what I have so far: All I need is a little spoon. You know where I might find myself a little spoon? Ohh you know, I might know where to find one Type a message... GIF II Cool guy😎

Cool guy😎

Asking: Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents' house and now my mom keeps calling, asking why they can't watch their news program, and I truly believe this is how we can save our country. 3:36 PM - 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,113 Retweets 13K Likes White peoples tips

White peoples tips

Asking: Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal Got called racist for asking an Islamic pamphlet dealer how a Muslim astronaut would pray toward Mecca while orbiting Earth at 17,500 mph. Wondered if he'd have to worship on a motorized, slowly rotating prayer mat. Man got angry.

Asking: C-SECTION COMICS Normal people who buy lottery tickets: If I win I'm gonna quit my stupid job and buy a MANSION with a GIANT POOL and I'll just lie by the pool and drink cocktails and PARTY with my friends for like EVER! Me buying a lottery ticket: If I win I'll have to pay millions in taxes and I'll have to find a good investment and everyone that I know will keep asking me for money and I'll lose all my real friends and all kinds of people will try to scam me out of my money and I'll probably end up broke and alone and OH GOD WHY DID I BUY THIS LOTTERY TICKET??! C-SECTION COMICS CSECTIONCOMICS.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED O C-SECTION COMICS G-SEGTION COMICS Lottery

Lottery

Asking: My mom: Ásking who's phone was ringing My sister who's vibrator fell on the floor and is still on meirl

meirl

Asking: Truman US Army MacArthur asking for 50 nukes MacArthur the Madlad

MacArthur the Madlad

Asking: me: so what disease do i have? nurse: you have Alzhe- me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing. Lol

Lol

Asking: DJ Joey Santos @djjoeysantos Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a DJ to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if asking them to "put your fucking hands up" helps Dad jokes.

Dad jokes.

Asking: S 6 Awards my roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me one day i come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon i investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room. he comes out of the bathroom and announces that i cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES so we just smelled like bacon for months edit: 1. i dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so i know he did it 2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts. 3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough, i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON it got to the point that outside air smelled funny. i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON feniczoroark: These sound good@randomnightlord

feniczoroark: These sound good@randomnightlord

Asking: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Asking: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Asking: your friend David @Delahuntagram Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF & see if that helps laughoutloud-club: Screenshots are not memes

laughoutloud-club: Screenshots are not memes

Asking: When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks? Asking for a friend. OR ক Phone Dump 05

Phone Dump 05

Asking: Profile Chat It's it really asking to much to not fuck someone the first time we meet? Am I just being old and crotchety? I'm afraid you are. Just do what we want. Sex is a right I'll start accumulating guess cats then Smart move. A cat could never disappoint you like I can Bold assumption Nothing is as disappointing as when my dog steals my food when I'm not looking. Think you can live up to that? Absolutely. I'Il raise the bar for your dog Awesome. I'm really looking forward to this future disappointment How bad do you want it? On a scale from hitting on a relative of yours at a family dinner to stealing your identity? I'm flexible and offer multiple tiers of plans Sent Im thinking something along the lines of stringing me along until I fall in love with you and then sleeping with my best friend I'm looking for that good emotional devastation But this can't be one sided. Tell me how I can pull my weight in disappointing you Ah yes. Our gold plan. I can accommodate. Sent Send a message Send E Stitch It! Ah yes. Our gold plan

Ah yes. Our gold plan

Asking: Veronica @VeronicaRuckh When you're texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like WTF DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES? They're video games. He's texting you in between rounds of video games. On that grind

On that grind

Asking: Dear Santa Claus, foru 2 years ago I asked you a Lady Ga Ga doll and you brought me a baseball. Last year I as ked you for a Lady Ga Ga doll again, and you brought me a baseba|l bat. This year, once again I am asking you for a Lady GaGa doll. If i see any baseball related shit under Phe tree I will have no choice but to hunt you down like the ignorant reindeer fucker you are, and break your fat fucking legs. Capiche? Dont make me come to your house. Merry Christmas! Love, Tommy .

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Asking: Everyone TeamTrees reaching $20,000,000 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75

Asking: TACE mug & coffee Mirror DAILY Cops beat Chinese man after asking for his name "I've lost alI faith in our police" says Fuk Yu ME ????

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Asking: noah michelson @noahmichelson I just saw a Reddit post by someone with extreme anxiety asking how to order a sandwich at Subway because they've never tried it and someone replied and wrote out step-by-step instructions without being snarky or judgmental and it's the kindest, sweetest thing I've seen in months 8:42 pm · 14 Nov 19 · Twitter Web App 380 Retweets 2,955 Likes Just wholesome

Just wholesome

Asking: Her: He's probably thinking about other women... Him: Who the fuck is taking our pictures? Asking the real questions by Nagato8997 MORE MEMES

Asking the real questions by Nagato8997 MORE MEMES

Asking: Everyone TeamTrees reaching $20,000,000 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75 Wikipedia asking for $2.75

Asking: When your meme reaches the front page and your friend shows it to you asking if you've seen it... One day…….one day

One day…….one day

Asking: your friend David @Delahuntagram Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF & see if that helps laughoutloud-club: Screenshots are not memes

laughoutloud-club: Screenshots are not memes

Asking: Trevor 12 hrs I have to admit, when Greta Thunberg began gaining popularity for her activism earlier this year, I didn't pay it much mind and just assumed it was another person complaining about global climate change without proposing and/or engaging in tangible, real world solutions. So, when I saw that she won TIME magazine's person of the year, I figured she has made great strides in combating climate change, and therefore I should probably take notice and take a look into how she is doing it and what she has proposed. Thankfully, I didn't have to look far since many people were posting her greatest hits here on FB. I admit, she appears quite passionate and she makes compelling points that something needs to be done to reverse climate change, all while being critical of everyone that says something needs to be done, but without proposing real world, tangible solutions that can broadly be applied to society. So, I keep watching and waiting for these solutions. As the videos draw to an end, I am yet to see anything of substance. Am I missing the part two of these? What is unique about her brand of activism? Is it just the accent? I am seriously interested in what reaction and results her activism has yielded. Can someone please explain it to me? I do have some issues with her "undeniable facts" and climate change activists, I will do my best to follow-up in the comments and/or other posts. Ben Grelle Yes, why isn't the 16-year old solving this crisis? What the hell, dude? Greta submitted the IPCC report as her testimony before Congress. That is what she bases her science on (as well as 99% of climate scientists) and that is where she asks people to go to look for the data and some of the solutions. (We won't have all the solutions as much of the research and emerging tech isn't well funded yet.) I don't think it is her responsibility to solve this. She is asking politicians to take this seriously. And she is inspiring a new generation to not be apathetic on this topic. That is what her activism is based on. And I think that is plenty. If you really want to look at the "real world" solutions, you can read the same report she did. There are 3 parts. The "summaries for policymakers" are the easiest to understand and a good place to start. You may need to download some PDFS. https://www.ipcc.ch/sr15/ https://www.ipcc.ch/report/srccl/ https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/home/ sirfrogsworth: Apparently, you can’t be a climate activist unless you know how to literally solve climate change. Some other gems in the comments… “She’s basically Hitler!” “Why isn’t she a seasoned public speaker who can give spontaneous answers to one of the world’s most complicated issues?” “She’s just a propagandist for all of those greedy climate scientists who make an average of $35-50K per year!” And, my favorite… “Why doesn’t she time travel and sabotage Time Magazine’s printing press?” Being an advocate for the world not ending is exhausting. But if even one of them reads even the summaries, I will be happy. Here are the links to the report for anyone interested. They actually improved the website quite a bit from the last time I visited. I don’t even think you need to download PDFs for most of the information. PROGRESS! https://www.ipcc.ch/sr15/https://www.ipcc.ch/report/srccl/https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/home/

sirfrogsworth: Apparently, you can’t be a climate activist unless you know how to literally solve climate change. Some other gems in the...

Asking: I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday... I thought it was mine. Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food. i Share 621 Plot twist

Plot twist

Asking: "Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are." 99 https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Asking: quomododragon My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, "Don't worry about it." quomododragon Like, the apples I get. That's a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape. quomododragon I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now. Her response was to send me this meme: .

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Asking: Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking meirl

meirl

Asking: THE CATCHER IN THE RYE the-tiny-bastard: child-of-eeg: kaylinana: melodys-blog-and-art: livelaughlovematters: Ultra Soft and Comfy Giant Giant Soft Stuffed Bread. This will be perfect for snuggling! Use it as a pillow, cushion or simply a decoration! It will make a lovely and great gift for your Friends and Family! => GET YOURS HERE <= I SO wanna buy that!!! 💞😆💞 NEEEEEEEDDDD Important OK IM ASKING FOR CRIPMAS

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Asking: When you get up for work at 3:00 a.m. LOVE “I’m okay, thanks for asking”

“I’m okay, thanks for asking”

Asking: Marina Miller @marinamillah Matt is asking my dad for is permission to marry me... I love this man. LESN AMARGHE CALE YALL MARK ALAN MILLER NOV 28 1968 JULY Z 2007 FATHER CE ORDAN MARINA Goonie Toone @TXK TORO @marinamillah What your father say? 9:08 PM 15 Mar 17 12 RETWEETS 30 LIKES 16,257 Points · 304 Comments SHARE atomicwrangler 3,979 Points 4d Over my dead body Reply ...

Asking: SAVANNAN BRIDGE RUN WCA ISACRAMERT HENNTAFS BRIDGE RUN WSAY assa' lokis-high-priestess: thesvenqueen: quiteliterallyhotsauce: dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: quiteliterallyhotsauce: 7553- Tommy Callaway. Lives in Statesboro, GA He deleted his twitter… He think he’s brave enought to snack a women’s behind but not brave enough to face the consequences? They won’t stop until they get punished. He thinks what he did was ok. That is why we need Womanism. He’s been identified, what we need is for her to follow thru and FILE CHARGES now because that’s the ONLY way he’ll face punishment, don’t let his ass slide. Runner who slapped reporter’s behind on live TV has been identified and banned from future running events, charges pending https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/runner-who-slapped-tv-reporters-butt-is-banned-from-future-races/ “But did you see what she was wearing!!!??? Practically asking for it!” Couldn’t have said it better myself Travis. Runner accused of slapping reporter’s butt on live TV now charged with sexual battery

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Asking: LEANNA @leannaaross So this week my 8 yr old brother kept asking for two of whatever we gave him for lunch for eg two sandwiches & what not. My mom didn't think anything of it. So this afternoon a parent approached her and thanked her for sending lunch for her son while she was in the hospital O 9:47 PM · 9/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 22.7K Retweets 173K Likes Props to that family

Props to that family

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