The Mexican word of the day is ‘Cheesehead’
I asked my wife if the Packers were going to the Super Bowl and cheesehead no. https://t.co/...
the year is 2020…this is ridiculous...
I was shopping around for a golem to patrol the halls when the DM asked me if I realised what exactly i was building.
Why? He asked..
Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this p...
Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I’m not allowed to get it any more
I asked the guy taking my order for, “as much fire sauce as you can give me without losing your job.” Turns out that’s 243 packets. I lov...
Praying for forgiveness
Praying for forgiveness by Zhay99
My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven’t heard from them since.
I’m just doing what you asked…
henryclervals:happy christmas to my favourite story of all time
“Don’t” *bryson tiller voice
Very smart child
I couldn’t resist
Her bio asked for a credit score
That is something else
@DangeRussWilson asked Doug Pederson if Carson Wentz was ok postgame. #SEAvsPHI https://t.co/aN1aKZoozL
Fuck them kids by GeniusMoose
Fuck them kids
Ah, self roast, those are rare.
Love the self awareness
meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69
Lets see what happens…
A mistake was made.
Black Twitter Comedy
10 stabby stabs
Asked my boyfriend to make us breakfast. I’m not even mad
Mom asked me to decorate for our NYE party.
Tinder girls are a different breed
Wholesome little brother