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Asgardian: snailienz: asgardian-viking: croxovergoddess: susiethemoderator: marrymejasonsegel: quietstorm-thundathighs: hustleinatrap: wtf? who? I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse??? the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin. So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness.why do they hate us so much. Yikes… Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion. Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped. It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances Spoilers but they get together at the end He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing
Asgardian: snailienz:
asgardian-viking:

croxovergoddess:

susiethemoderator:

marrymejasonsegel:


quietstorm-thundathighs:

hustleinatrap:
wtf?

who?


I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???
the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.
So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness.why do they hate us so much.


Yikes…



Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all
The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads
The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.
Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.
It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances 
Spoilers but they get together at the end
He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

snailienz: asgardian-viking: croxovergoddess: susiethemoderator: marrymejasonsegel: quietstorm-thundathighs: hustleinatrap: wtf? w...

Asgardian: no INVADER5, FRIEND! JUST POPPED Out co BOBBOW MY BROCHER'S AX JARNBJORn FOR A BIC. no one 15 Anyone in JOTUNHEIM WITHOUT A BLADE, RIGHT? ...AnD I BACHER DOUBT THEY'D HAVE LEC mE KEEP HEIMDALL'S 5WORD. BIGHT on cue. WHAT HO, CICIZENS! HOW CAN YOUR KING SERVE HIS PEOPLE THIS FINE, BLUSTERY DAY? WE SAW THE BIFROST, "YOUR MAJESTY." WE FEARED IT MAY BE AN ATTACK FROM SOME...ASGARDIAN INVADER. RRG--THE SWORD THAT KILLED KING LAUFEY you'D BE CLOSE I KILLED LAUFEY THE SWORD HELPED. HADN'T YOu HEARD? I'm A HERO now. HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT JOTUNHEIM-- THERE'S MAGIC in THE AIR SNRRT BUT CHE AVERAGE DenIZEn 1sn't WHAT YOU'D CALL...ADEPT. MY TRIBE WILL RESPECT YOUR BLOOD CLAIM TO THE THRONE BUT SURRENDER THE IMPLING HE IS A NUISANCE WITH A CHILD'S MIND AND NO TASTE FOR BATTLE HE'LL COOK FASTER THAN ANY GOAT. 15 CHAC WHO I Am TO BE KING OF? A PACK OF CANNIBALS? IT'S NOT CANNIBALISM IF HE'S NOT ONE OF US. OF COURSE "not onE OF US." GODS, BUT I Am CIRED OF "HAVE AT HEARING CHAT. VERY WELL THEN THAT I5, IF I WAS FIGHTING FAIR. THERE'S onLY onE THING THESE GIANTS RESPECT. I'm GOING TO NEED TO GET A LITTLE BIGGER. XY DNX YB XY PYSR THEE." I'm COMPLETELY DOOMED, OF COURSE NO, YOUR MAJESTY! LIKE AN AVENGER. (YOu KnoW THE ONE.) DRBF! WHAC ARE YOU DOING?! I'm CASTINGA SPELL CO SAVE uS, you SUICIDAL SnoW monKEy! PLEASE, NO MORE! NO MORE BLOOD! NO. THIS OutComE WAS not ENTIRELY EXPECTED. SO BE IT! TO THE END OF KINGS!!! THE WAR IS OVER. HRRGMPH. WE'LL SEE THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER WAR. HE'S RIGHT, in HI5 5TONE BRAINED WAY AND I WAS WBONG. noT EVERYONE I15 BORN 5MALL WELL. THAT WAS EXCITiNG. PERHAPS NEXT Time, I SHOULD BORROW MJOLNIR. I IMAGINE I'LL BE WORTHY enouGH Any DAY now CHANК УOu FOR THE RESCUE, DRBF, MAKER-OF-Fun NUISANCE-OF JOCUNHEIM. 50mE OF U5 ARE BORN GIANTS. I HAVE An unusuAL PROPOSICION FOR YOu THIS I5 THE SCORY OF THE TIME AFCER THE WAR. OF HOW THE SMALLEST OF THE GIANTS CAME TO SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE THRONE.... ...AnD A SCORY OF THE OUTCAST WHO WOULD SIT UPON IT. A NEW KIND OF KING. A NEW KIND OF GOD. ONE WHO BULES nOt BY THE BLADE GRUMBLE AS YOU LIKE, SICKLE, BUT THE SMALL ONE IS ANOINTED. AND PROTECTED BESIDES SRRF FOR NOW But BY THE SHIELD. TO BE CONTINUED IN KI why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel
Asgardian: no INVADER5,
 FRIEND! JUST POPPED
 Out co BOBBOW MY
 BROCHER'S AX JARNBJORn
 FOR A BIC. no one 15
 Anyone in JOTUNHEIM
 WITHOUT A BLADE,
 RIGHT?
 ...AnD I
 BACHER DOUBT
 THEY'D HAVE
 LEC mE KEEP
 HEIMDALL'S
 5WORD.
 BIGHT
 on cue.
 WHAT HO,
 CICIZENS! HOW
 CAN YOUR KING
 SERVE HIS PEOPLE
 THIS FINE,
 BLUSTERY
 DAY?
 WE SAW
 THE BIFROST,
 "YOUR MAJESTY."
 WE FEARED IT MAY
 BE AN ATTACK FROM
 SOME...ASGARDIAN
 INVADER.
 RRG--THE
 SWORD THAT
 KILLED KING
 LAUFEY
 you'D BE
 CLOSE
 I KILLED
 LAUFEY
 THE
 SWORD
 HELPED.
 HADN'T
 YOu HEARD?
 I'm A HERO
 now.
 HERE'S A SECRET
 ABOUT JOTUNHEIM--
 THERE'S MAGIC in
 THE AIR
 SNRRT
 BUT CHE
 AVERAGE
 DenIZEn 1sn't
 WHAT YOU'D
 CALL...ADEPT.

 MY TRIBE WILL
 RESPECT YOUR BLOOD
 CLAIM TO THE THRONE
 BUT SURRENDER THE IMPLING
 HE IS A NUISANCE WITH A
 CHILD'S MIND AND NO
 TASTE FOR BATTLE
 HE'LL COOK
 FASTER THAN
 ANY GOAT.
 15 CHAC
 WHO I Am
 TO BE KING OF?
 A PACK OF
 CANNIBALS?
 IT'S NOT
 CANNIBALISM
 IF HE'S NOT ONE
 OF US.
 OF
 COURSE
 "not onE
 OF US."
 GODS, BUT
 I Am CIRED OF "HAVE AT
 HEARING CHAT.
 VERY WELL
 THEN
 THAT I5, IF I WAS
 FIGHTING FAIR. THERE'S
 onLY onE THING THESE
 GIANTS RESPECT. I'm
 GOING TO NEED TO GET
 A LITTLE BIGGER.
 XY
 DNX YB XY
 PYSR
 THEE."
 I'm
 COMPLETELY
 DOOMED, OF
 COURSE
 NO, YOUR
 MAJESTY!
 LIKE AN
 AVENGER.
 (YOu KnoW
 THE ONE.)
 DRBF! WHAC
 ARE YOU DOING?!
 I'm CASTINGA SPELL
 CO SAVE uS, you
 SUICIDAL SnoW
 monKEy!
 PLEASE,
 NO MORE!
 NO MORE
 BLOOD!

 NO.
 THIS
 OutComE WAS
 not ENTIRELY
 EXPECTED.
 SO BE
 IT!
 TO
 THE END OF
 KINGS!!!
 THE
 WAR IS
 OVER.
 HRRGMPH.
 WE'LL
 SEE
 THERE
 IS ALWAYS
 ANOTHER
 WAR.
 HE'S RIGHT, in
 HI5 5TONE
 BRAINED WAY

 AND I WAS
 WBONG. noT
 EVERYONE I15
 BORN 5MALL
 WELL. THAT
 WAS EXCITiNG.
 PERHAPS NEXT
 Time, I SHOULD
 BORROW
 MJOLNIR.
 I
 IMAGINE I'LL
 BE WORTHY
 enouGH Any
 DAY now
 CHANК УOu
 FOR THE RESCUE,
 DRBF, MAKER-OF-Fun
 NUISANCE-OF
 JOCUNHEIM.
 50mE OF U5
 ARE BORN
 GIANTS.
 I HAVE
 An unusuAL
 PROPOSICION
 FOR YOu
 THIS I5 THE SCORY OF THE
 TIME AFCER THE WAR. OF HOW
 THE SMALLEST OF THE GIANTS
 CAME TO SIT AT THE RIGHT
 HAND OF THE THRONE....
 ...AnD A SCORY OF THE OUTCAST
 WHO WOULD SIT UPON IT.
 A NEW KIND OF
 KING. A NEW KIND
 OF GOD.
 ONE WHO
 BULES nOt BY
 THE BLADE
 GRUMBLE AS
 YOU LIKE, SICKLE,
 BUT THE SMALL ONE
 IS ANOINTED. AND
 PROTECTED
 BESIDES
 SRRF
 FOR NOW
 But BY THE
 SHIELD.
 TO BE CONTINUED IN
 KI

why-i-love-comics:

War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel

why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel

Asgardian: THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO REMEMBER SCHOOL'SHOOTINGS UST NOTTHIS ONE asgardian-on-earth: slap-from-a-loser: jheselbraum: hekeepsmeworm: wuh2k: bando–grand-scamyon: saurons-optometrist: captain-rez: solarpunkcast: anarchistcuddles: ineversurrender: Kent State University “The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]” “There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]” Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it… Another picture from Kent State. But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters. Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there What in the absolute fuck When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about… I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it. When I was 21. I am literally just finding out about this now wtf The same thing happened with the 3 people killed in the Orangeburg massacre. There were just bystanders.
Asgardian: THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU
 TO REMEMBER SCHOOL'SHOOTINGS
 UST NOTTHIS ONE
asgardian-on-earth:

slap-from-a-loser:

jheselbraum:

hekeepsmeworm:

wuh2k:

bando–grand-scamyon:


saurons-optometrist:


captain-rez:

solarpunkcast:

anarchistcuddles:

ineversurrender:

Kent State University

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”
“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”
Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings


Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

Another picture from Kent State.
But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.


Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there


What in the absolute fuck 


When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…


I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up


I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.
When I was 21.


I am literally just finding out about this now wtf

The same thing happened with the 3 people killed in the Orangeburg massacre. There were just bystanders.

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Asgardian: ASGAR 02.00017 JUNE 19.2017 ASGARDIA DARK SIDE NATIONMENSION THE SPACE NATION PACE JURISDICTION PARLIAMENT FINANCE SOUTH JAKARTA 71% , 29% □ 090 FEMALE Kucling Gorontalo Ternate LANGUAGES SPOKEN: ENGLISH 91% 35% 1496 Banjagmasin Ammon INDONESIAN Makessar LOG IN/ APPLY kupang Orang indonesica Daftar Jadi Penduduk Negara Pertama buar Angkasa HUMANDoD Beberapa hari lalu, dunia heboh dengan kabar pendirian sebuah negara baru, yakni Asgardia. Menariknya, negara yang dicetuskan ilmuwan Rusia Igor Ahusrbeyli ini tak akan berlokasi di Bumi, tetapi di luar angkasa dengan wilayah berupa wahana raksasa. Walaupun belum resmi berdiri, "pemerintah" Asgardia sudah menyeleksi calon penduduk. Kini, lebih dari setengah juta penduduk Bumi mendaftar jadi warga negara Asgardia, termasuk mereka yang tinggal di Indonesia. Setidaknya 2.609 orang di Indonesia sudah mendaftarkan diri jadi penduduk Asgardia. Indonesia menempati urutan ke-18 di antara negara-negara lain. Misalnya saja Tiongkok (32.464 orang), Turki (29.545 orang), Amerika Serikat (29.153 orang), Brasil (10.000 orang), Inggris (9.575 orang), Italia, Meksiko, Spanyol, India, Rusia, Australia, Kanada, Prancis, Jerman, Malaysia, dan lain-lain. Ketika diklik, lebih dari 80 persen orang yang mendaftarkan diri menjadi warga negara Asgardia berjenis kelamin laki-laki, sedangkan pendaftar perempuan lebih sedikit. Selain itu, dari peta terlihat pula persebaran pendaftar dari Indonesia yang berasal dari kota-kota besar di Indonesia. Misalnya saja dari Jakarta, Bandung, Surabaya, Medan, Denpasar, Yogyakarta, Bekasi, Banjarmasin, Makassar, Gorontalo, dan kota-kota lain di Pulau Jawa, Sumatera, dan Kalimantan. Sayangnya, tidak ada informasi lebih lanjut apakah orang yang mendaftar jadi warga negara Asgardia ini merupakan warga negara Indonesia atau kaum ekspatriat yang tinggal dan menetap di Indonesia. Kemungkinan, sebagian di antaranya mungkin adalah orang Indonesia. Hal ini terlihat dari bahasa yang dikuasainya, yakni bahasa Indonesia, meski jumlahnya minoritas. Sekadar diketahui, mereka yang direkrut menjadi warga negara akan mengantongi sertifikat Asgardia dan resmi menjadi Asgardian (julukan warga negara Asgardia), tetapi tetap memiliki status dwikewarganegaraan. Layaknya negara-negara Bumi, Asgardia juga akan membentuk pemerintahan demokrasi berdasarkan hukum. Warga negara Asgardia pun nanti diminta untuk turut andil memberikan suara demi sistem perumusan dasar konstitusi negara tersebut. Sumber: Liputan6
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HUMANDoD Beberapa hari lalu, dunia heboh dengan kabar pendirian sebuah negara baru, yakni Asgardia. Menariknya, negara yang dicetuskan ilmuwan Rusia Igor Ahusrbeyli ini tak akan berlokasi di Bumi, tetapi di luar angkasa dengan wilayah berupa wahana raksasa. Walaupun belum resmi berdiri, "pemerintah" Asgardia sudah menyeleksi calon penduduk. Kini, lebih dari setengah juta penduduk Bumi mendaftar jadi warga negara Asgardia, termasuk mereka yang tinggal di Indonesia. Setidaknya 2.609 orang di Indonesia sudah mendaftarkan diri jadi penduduk Asgardia. Indonesia menempati urutan ke-18 di antara negara-negara lain. Misalnya saja Tiongkok (32.464 orang), Turki (29.545 orang), Amerika Serikat (29.153 orang), Brasil (10.000 orang), Inggris (9.575 orang), Italia, Meksiko, Spanyol, India, Rusia, Australia, Kanada, Prancis, Jerman, Malaysia, dan lain-lain. Ketika diklik, lebih dari 80 persen orang yang mendaftarkan diri menjadi warga negara Asgardia berjenis kelamin laki-laki, sedangkan pendaftar perempuan lebih sedikit. Selain itu, dari peta terlihat pula persebaran pendaftar dari Indonesia yang berasal dari kota-kota besar di Indonesia. Misalnya saja dari Jakarta, Bandung, Surabaya, Medan, Denpasar, Yogyakarta, Bekasi, Banjarmasin, Makassar, Gorontalo, dan kota-kota lain di Pulau Jawa, Sumatera, dan Kalimantan. Sayangnya, tidak ada informasi lebih lanjut apakah orang yang mendaftar jadi warga negara Asgardia ini merupakan warga negara Indonesia atau kaum ekspatriat yang tinggal dan menetap di Indonesia. Kemungkinan, sebagian di antaranya mungkin adalah orang Indonesia. Hal ini terlihat dari bahasa yang dikuasainya, yakni bahasa Indonesia, meski jumlahnya minoritas. Sekadar diketahui, mereka yang direkrut menjadi warga negara akan mengantongi sertifikat Asgardia dan resmi menjadi Asgardian (julukan warga negara Asgardia), tetapi tetap memiliki status dwikewarganegaraan. Layaknya negara-negara Bumi, Asgardia juga akan membentuk pemerintahan demokrasi berdasarkan hukum. Warga negara Asgardia pun nanti diminta untuk turut andil memberikan suara demi sistem perumusan dasar konstitusi negara tersebut. Sumber: Liputan6

HUMANDoD Beberapa hari lalu, dunia heboh dengan kabar pendirian sebuah negara baru, yakni Asgardia. Menariknya, negara yang dicetuskan il...