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Arguing, Crying, and Dude: sextronautt
how can lawyers argue without crying
lightspeedsound
I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets
like super close dude
“Ur honor the defense attorney is ugly” Me: (choking) you really think that?
“Ur honor the defense attorney is ugly” Me: (choking) you really think that?
Arguing, Think, and Real: before u argue with someone, think to
urself is that person even mentally
mature enough to grasp the concept
of different perspectives..bc if not
there's absolutely no point. u can't fix
that kind of stupid
Real talk 💯 https://t.co/rkZx6hTV1f
Real talk 💯 https://t.co/rkZx6hTV1f
Arguing, Fucking, and Memes: @KxngSavDre
losing an argument when you're right just
because the other person is too stupid to
understand what you're saying is probably
one of the most infuriating things in the
entire fucking universe
It's impossible to argue with illogical people 😭
It's impossible to argue with illogical people 😭
Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude
Jared is dat dude
Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude
Jared is dat dude
Arguing, Memes, and 🤖: Him: I'm not about to argue with you so
don't even start
Me:
START
Let’s go 😈 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
Let’s go 😈 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
![Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
and then she met this guy. He let her love
all over him for 20 minutes and then
afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
sweet boy, for making her into the dog
lover that she is!
GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/my-daughter-was-nervous-around-dogs-and-then-she-met-40216394.png)
