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Anything Just: sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm:...

Anything Just: Buy HEARTBEAT SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends in 47:11:06 $14.99 -35% $9.74 Add to Cart Buy HEARTBEAT+Soundtrack Includes 2 items: HEART BEAT, HEARTBEAT Soundtrack $21.98 40% -41% $12.86 Bundle info Add to Cart d3vilr4t: karpad: i-am-loco: queer-anna: nebula-bf: psiotechniqa: charityforrichpeople: yuuki-mishima: yuuki-mishima: totallynotreimuhakurei: nicy-v: transpopuko: totallynotreimuhakurei: transpopuko: transpopuko: transpopuko: Bro what the fuck Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick Yall are fucking heartless monsters in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41% Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer iirc devs control their own sales and discounts It was intentional @transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and, not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS Ok brony. Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game. what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy Fucking disgusting pieces of shit
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Bro what the fuck
Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick
Yall are fucking heartless monsters

in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41%


Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer 


iirc devs control their own sales and discounts


It was intentional


@transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs


Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and,









not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS


Ok brony.


Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional

also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning

well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game.


what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy


Fucking disgusting pieces of shit

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Anything Just: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT pianissississimo
Anything Just: HOW ABOUT&
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 fficialdeadparrot
 greltholmes
 eisajen
 gunslingerannie
 justkeepsalmm
 dean and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story My drector
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasn't soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated, Itold
 my buddy "Dot play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect
 To my readers 'p' means
 quiet pp means realy
 quiet Tve never seen
 ppop before haha
 On the contrast. T means
 loud and t probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 I had in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddies had
 and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fel out of tis
 chair
 The lengths we go for music
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of ar you have to move and
 the stiftness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that
 inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE
 CRONKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school we got a new piece handed out for the
 frst time, and there was a strange itle
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and poineing at something in the
 music, and swalting at each other's hands a
 shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough
 they did atract the atention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band drector, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said AE right let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent-but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players
 They dan't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is
 Jled goging
 Ireeeseealy deep breath
 COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesn't even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sot of uhy gesture
 h unison, the tuba players defend
 themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw
 this
 efafinDaPa
 frert f ren
 which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl
 EPFAEEFEB
 ERFE
 cranra
 har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Julus idontgivaFucik
 More ke Julus Fuckit
 wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD
 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG
 DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT
 WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET
 UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL
 FUCKWSTHAT
 W
 THE ACT
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Anything Just: HOW ABOUT 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP IJUST DON'T PLAY Masic Publ sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
Anything Just: HOW ABOUT
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 IJUST DON'T PLAY
 Masic Publ
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prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

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fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm:...

Anything Just: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT Loud Band Geeks
Anything Just: HOW ABOUT&
 3. Pavane
 Gently 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 fficialdeadparrot
 greltholmes
 eisajen
 gunslingerannie
 justkeepsalmm
 dean and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story My drector
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasn't soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated, Itold
 my buddy "Dot play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect
 To my readers 'p' means
 quiet pp means realy
 quiet Tve never seen
 ppop before haha
 On the contrast. T means
 loud and t probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 I had in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddies had
 and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fel out of tis
 chair
 The lengths we go for music
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of ar you have to move and
 the stiftness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that
 inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE
 CRONKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school we got a new piece handed out for the
 frst time, and there was a strange itle
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and poineing at something in the
 music, and swalting at each other's hands a
 shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough
 they did atract the atention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band drector, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said AE right let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent-but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players
 They dan't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is
 Jled goging
 Ireeeseealy deep breath
 COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesn't even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sot of uhy gesture
 h unison, the tuba players defend
 themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part
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 Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece
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Anything Just: HOW ABOUT. Prune Gently - 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerpiwithabox vivelafat prokopetz offisialdeadparrot grellholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story. My director kept teling me and my tenor sax budy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasnt soft enough for him So getting frustrated I told my buddy "Dort play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. To my readers: "p' means quiet. pp' means really quiet Ive never seen "pppp' before haha On the contrast, T means Joud and probably means so loud you go unconscious Ihad in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddes had " and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stifness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont cal attention to And although they did atract the attention of basically y everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up to section A And here we are, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent- but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: (safled gigging Ireeeeeeally deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE) The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture h unison, the tuba plavers defend themselves "THERE WERE FOUR F'S FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy why would you put t in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik, and we saw this PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0 ISTPEN HSen frenif which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, cranoran UR шНИЕТУ that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivafucik More lke Julus Fuckt wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animal.tumblr.com
Anything Just: HOW ABOUT. Prune
 Gently - 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerpiwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 offisialdeadparrot
 grellholmes
 elsajeni
 gunslingerannie
 justtkeepcalmm
 dean-and-his-ple
 fororchestra
 musisalmelody
 Fun Story. My director
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax budy to play
 softer No matter what
 we did, it wasnt soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated I told
 my buddy "Dort play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect.
 To my readers: "p' means
 quiet. pp' means really
 quiet Ive never seen
 "pppp' before haha
 On the contrast, T means
 Joud and probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 Ihad in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physicaly possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddes had
 " and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fell out of his
 chair
 The lengths we go for music.
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of air you have to move and
 the stifness of the reed means t only
 has two setings and that is loud and
 louder, with an optional LOUDEST that
 includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE
 CROAKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school, we got a new piece handed out for the
 first time, and there was a strange little
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and pointing at something in the
 music, and swatting at each other's hands all
 shhh dont cal attention to And although
 they did atract the attention of basically
 y
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band director, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we are, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent- but
 everyone, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players.
 They don't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is:
 (safled gigging
 Ireeeeeeally deep breath
 ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE)
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesnt even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sort of why gesture
 h unison, the tuba plavers defend
 themselves "THERE WERE FOUR F'S
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy why would you put t in a fuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik, and we saw
 this
 PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0
 ISTPEN HSen
 frenif
 which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
 cranoran
 UR шНИЕТУ
 that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Julus idontgivafucik
 More lke Julus Fuckt
 wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD
 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING
 CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS
 WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET
 FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL
 FUCK WAS THAT
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Anything Just: HOW ABOUT, Prvane Gently - 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz officialdeadparrot grelholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his:pie fororshestra municalmelody Fun Story. My director kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No mater what we did it wasnt soft enough for him So getting frustrated I told my buddy "Dont play this time. Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers: "p' means quiet, "pp' means realy quiet Ive never seen "pppp' before haha On the contrast, T means Joud, and " probably means so loud you go unconscious Ihad in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physically possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddes had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stifness of the reed meanst only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when l was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the tuba section whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont cal attention to And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said. "Al right, let's run through it up to section A And here we are, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent- but everyone, when they have the atention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [safled gigging) Ireeeeeealy deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISEJ The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of uhy gesture hunison, the tuba plavers defend themselves: "THERE WERE FOUR F'S FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy why would you put e in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this 2 PisPaPisPaPispaPpx trsDDu which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, EPEREEIFELBr eran oran Sured sme that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julkus idontgivafucik More lke Julus Fuckt wwHATS THS IVE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 247 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINTI AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING CA LISTENNG TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GIESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET FUCKONG PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE GONG TO BE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUA FUCK WAS THAT How about I just don’t play?omg-humor.tumblr.com
Anything Just: HOW ABOUT, Prvane
 Gently - 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 JUST DON'T PLAY
 minfood
 ustamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetz
 officialdeadparrot
 grelholmes
 elsajeni
 gunslingerannie
 justtkeepcalmm
 dean-and-his:pie
 fororshestra
 municalmelody
 Fun Story. My director
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 softer No mater what
 we did it wasnt soft
 enough for him So
 getting frustrated I told
 my buddy "Dont play
 this time. Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded perfect
 To my readers: "p' means
 quiet, "pp' means realy
 quiet Ive never seen
 "pppp' before haha
 On the contrast, T means
 Joud, and " probably
 means so loud you go
 unconscious
 Ihad in a piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudy as physically possible
 without faling off my char.
 Me and my trombone buddes had
 and he sat next to me and
 played so hard that he fell out of his
 chair
 The lengths we go for music
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of air you have to move and
 the stifness of the reed meanst only
 has two settings and that is loud and
 louder, with an optional LOUDEST that
 includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE
 CROAKING NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when l was in concert band in high
 school, we got a new piece handed out for the
 first time, and there was a strange litle
 commotion back in the tuba section
 whispering, and pointing at something in the
 music, and swatting at each other's hands all
 shhh dont cal attention to And although
 they did attract the attention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being noticed by the band director, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said. "Al right, let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we are, cheerfuly playing along
 sounding reasonably competent- but
 everyone, when they have the atention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players.
 They don't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is:
 [safled gigging)
 Ireeeeeealy deep breath
 ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISEJ
 The entire band stops dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The
 band director doesnt even say anything, just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sort of uhy gesture
 hunison, the tuba plavers defend
 themselves: "THERE WERE FOUR F'S
 FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for the love of al that
 is holy why would you put e in a fuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw
 this
 2 PisPaPisPaPispaPpx trsDDu
 which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
 EPEREEIFELBr
 eran oran
 Sured sme
 that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy Take a good look - that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Julkus idontgivafucik
 More lke Julus Fuckt
 wwHATS THS IVE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD
 247 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINTI AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING
 CA LISTENNG TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GIESS WHAT THAT IS
 WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET
 FUCKONG PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE GONG TO BE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUA
 FUCK WAS THAT
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Anything Just: ohmightysmiter officialbioware Source. housecatinca. Murch 12 2014, 3 4 17 am 13 hours age HOW ABOUT, 3. Pavane Gently. 76 soft mallets PPPP I JUST DON'T PLAY sushinfood justamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetr officialdeadparrot grelholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his-pie fororchestra musicalmelody Fun Story My director kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play soter. No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So geting frustrated I tok my buddy "Dont play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded pertect. To my readers: "p" means quet, "pp' means realy quiet. ve never seen pppp" before haha On the contrast, T means loud, and probably meann so loud you go unconscious Ihad ina piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possible without falling off my chair. Me and my trombone buddies had "r and he sat next to me and ट िका क played so hard that he fell out of his char The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabity of HORRBLE CROAKNG NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange ittle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands l shhh dont call attention to t And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being notced by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up to section A And here we are, cheerfully playing along. Sounding reasonably competent-but everyane, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Isafed giggingl Ireeeeeealy deep breath [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISEJ The entire band stoes dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actusly been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of uty gesture h unison, the tuba players delend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for me love of al that is holy nhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so l play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julus Fuck, and we saw this %24 tePurem HEN OUI... 0000000 which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, EPERPEEFELABr ERERI EFEL EFELA that is 24 fortes ho the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Jukus idontgvafucik More ike Julius Fuckt wWHAT IS THS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GO D 247 WeIT IS THE GOD DAMN PONT I AM SO UPSET DO YOu WANT FUCKNG CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT ISs WHAT YOURE CONO TO GET FUCKING PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE GONG TO BE LKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT IT WAS THE TROMBONSTS aTHEYE COMNG THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious nat to share 332.274 notes Needs more Tubaomg-humor.tumblr.com
Anything Just: ohmightysmiter officialbioware
 Source. housecatinca.
 Murch 12 2014, 3 4 17 am 13 hours age
 HOW ABOUT,
 3. Pavane
 Gently. 76
 soft mallets
 PPPP
 I JUST DON'T PLAY
 sushinfood
 justamerplwithabox
 vivelafat
 prokopetr
 officialdeadparrot
 grelholmes
 elsajeni
 gunslingerannie
 justtkeepcalmm
 dean-and-his-pie
 fororchestra
 musicalmelody
 Fun Story My director
 kept teling me and my
 tenor sax buddy to play
 soter. No matter what
 we did, it wasn't soft
 enough for him So
 geting frustrated I tok
 my buddy "Dont play
 this time Just fake
 Our Band Director then
 informed us we
 sounded pertect.
 To my readers: "p" means
 quet, "pp' means realy
 quiet. ve never seen
 pppp" before haha
 On the contrast, T means
 loud, and probably
 meann so loud you go
 unconscious
 Ihad ina piece once and my
 conductor told me to play as
 loudly as physicaly possible
 without falling off my chair.
 Me and my trombone buddies had
 "r and he sat next to me and
 ट िका क
 played so hard that he fell out of his
 char
 The lengths we go for music.
 Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and
 the amount of ar you have to move and
 the stiffness of the reed means it only
 has two settings and that is loud and
 louder, with an optional LOUDEST that
 includes a 50% probabity of HORRBLE
 CROAKNG NOISE which is the bass
 equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet
 shriek
 One day, when I was in concert band in high
 school, we got a new piece handed out for the
 first time, and there was a strange ittle
 commotion back in the tuba section-
 whispering, and pointing at something in the
 music, and swatting at each other's hands l
 shhh dont call attention to t And although
 they did attract the attention of basically
 everyone else in the band, they managed to
 avoid being notced by the band drector, who
 gave us a few minutes to look over our parts
 and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up
 to section A
 And here we are, cheerfully playing along.
 Sounding reasonably competent-but
 everyane, when they have the attention to
 spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players.
 They don't come in for the first eight
 measures or so, and then when they do
 come in, what we see is
 Isafed giggingl
 Ireeeeeealy deep breath
 [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISEJ
 The entire band stoes dead, in the
 cacophonous kind of way that a band stops
 when it hasn't actusly been cued to stop. The
 band director doesnt even say anything just
 looks straight back at the tubas and makes a
 helpless sort of uty gesture
 h unison, the tuba players delend
 themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS
 FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking
 for any instrument, but for me love of al that
 is holy nhy would you put it in a tuba part
 This is the best band post
 Everyone else go home
 Oh man, so l play trombone, and we got this piece
 caled Florentiner Marsch by Julus Fuck, and we saw
 this
 %24
 tePurem HEN OUI...
 0000000
 which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
 EPERPEEFELABr
 ERERI EFEL EFELA
 that is 24 fortes ho the fuck does that
 Who does that?
 This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a
 man with nothing to lose
 Jukus idontgvafucik
 More ike Julius Fuckt
 wWHAT IS THS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GO D
 247 WeIT IS THE GOD DAMN PONT I AM SO UPSET DO YOu WANT FUCKNG
 CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT ISs
 WHAT YOURE CONO TO GET
 FUCKING PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE GONG TO BE LKE WHAT THE ACTUAL
 FUCK WAS THAT
 IT WAS THE TROMBONSTS aTHEYE COMNG THERE IS NO ESCAPE
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