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Beautiful, Life, and Love: alistair king
@ALsparkles
You will never read a more
beautiful social media post in your
life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Twin love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2nLSxa8
Twin love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2nLSxa8
Beautiful, Life, and Love: alistair king
@ALsparkles
You will never read a more
beautiful social media post in your
life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Twin love
Twin love
Hot Pockets, Memes, and Music: Me and my BFF trying to do anything
after getting home from the bars
@og_coloradogoldens
Letโs make hot pockets! *gets completely tangled on floor listening to rap music* Pups @og_coloradogoldens
Letโs make hot pockets! *gets completely tangled on floor listening to rap music* Pups @og_coloradogoldens
![Reddit, Diamond, and Kiss: DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH?
Street rocks are unrefined and will harass anything cut and polished.
REPORT THE ROCKS
Kiss mu cora
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![Pressure, Heart, and Sleep: I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING ONLY MY HEART BEATING
ANYMORE
AND MY BREATH
FLOWING
THE PRESSURE OF MY
EYES UNDER MY EYELIDS
I FLOAT AMONG MY LAST
SENSATIONS
I'M READY
To Sleep [OC]](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/i-dont-feel-anything-only-my-heart-beating-anymore-and-35545932.png)
![Reddit, House, and Knowledge: Hey, how much would
it cost to put
a second mortgage on
y house?
Let me consult my friend.
lhis man uses his knowledge
to bolster his strength,
ask him anything
d he shall answer wiS
Bridgeman, will you answer this peasent's
qustion?
NO!
Thus is the answer of the bridgeman, wise and pure
[Src]](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/hey-how-much-would-it-cost-to-put-a-second-35532525.png)
Game of Thrones, Soon..., and Taken: The Queen loves her son
more than anything.
And he was taken from her
before she could say goodbye.
She wouldnjust ory
She would be angry.
She would want to kill the
person who did this to her
We are going to destroy the Night
and his army
game-of-thrones-fans:
Dragonbowl canโt come soon enough
nsfw
game-of-thrones-fans: Dragonbowl canโt come soon enough
Bones, Magic, and Animated: Chuck Wendig
@ChuckWendig
TUESDAY. The day you realize that
nothing can stop you, because you
are a MAGIC SKELETON packed
with MEAT and animated with
ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You
have a cave in your face full of sharp
bones and five tentacles at the end of
each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING,
MAGIC SKELETON
Thats one way to look at humans
Thats one way to look at humans
Fresh, God, and Jail: @IAMSAFAREE
@IAMSAFAREE
1/2
Remember the night you cut me and
i almost died the police and
ambulance had to take me out the
crib on a stretcher and l had to lie
and tell them I was trying to kill
myself so they wouldn't take you to
jail. When things like that start
happening more Than once it's time
to dip
sushi-gekompt:
lordwaily:
libertarirynn:
Some fresh new drama happening in the rap world. Nicki Minaj is being accused by her ex of trying to stab him, among other things
Shocking.
thank God I am white
I struggle to understand what the fuck that has to do with anything.
sushi-gekompt: lordwaily: libertarirynn: Some fresh new drama happening in the rap world. Nicki Minaj is being accused by her ex of trying...
Beautiful, Love, and Memes: 5 Daily self
Reminders
1) I am amazing.
2) I can do anything.
2)I will be positive.
4) I will not give up
5)1 will be successful
TYPE VES IF YOU AGREE
Spiriล Science
Do you agree? Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty earth lovequotes quotes quotestoliveby beautiful compassion spiritualawakening enlightenment spirit
Do you agree? Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yog...
Confidence, Fuck, and Don: people will do anything to kill your
confidence. fuck em
@OWORLDSTAR
โB*tch donโt kill my vibe...โ โ๏ธ @QWorldstar https://t.co/W6qVDS4SCy
โB*tch donโt kill my vibe...โ โ๏ธ @QWorldstar https://t.co/W6qVDS4SCy
Dank, Life, and Good Morning: she woke u
different,
Done with trying to figure out who was
with her, against her, or walking down
the middle because they didn't have the
guts to pick a side. She was done with
anything that didn't bring her peace.
She realized that opinions were a dime a
dozen, validation was for parking, and
loyalty wasn't a word but a lifestyle.
It was this day that her life changed.
And not because of a man or a job but
because she realized that life is way too
short to leave the key to your happiness
in someone else's pocket.
Good Morning Lover Faces!
Good Morning Lover Faces!
Memes, Math, and Mom: Toni's mom: Thanks for helping Toni study,
he's been really struggling in math lately
Me: Don't mention it, anything for my
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Aya Toni! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2nxdLZl
Aya Toni! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2nxdLZl
Drunk, Shit, and Tumblr: CLindsey Shmindsey
@shminsington
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Throwback to that time l composeda
magnet poem about werewolves and it
was the deepest shit I ever wrote
moon drunk monste
beautifuland strange
owl
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and tell me
dreadmore
whichyou
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6:27 pm - 31 Jul 2018
awed-frog:
This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how theyโll mess up anything thatโs on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly theyโre Michel-bloody-angelo.
awed-frog: This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how theyโll m...
Fucking, Memes, and Help: I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
I can't find my girlfriend, can I talk to you for a few
minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, ''ll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking
nowhere
@donny.drama is one of my favourite accounts ๐
@donny.drama is one of my favourite accounts ๐
Clothes, Friends, and Girls: When girls who never left their
hometown see you in dress blues
RIP MY CLOTHES OFF AND MATE WITH ME FOR-LIFE!
Itโs a well known fact amongst service men that girls near a military base, and in your unit, are generally bitter and unimpressed by anything. However girls back home, or in small towns along they way, are extremely turned on by a uniform which is in sharp contrast to the meth heads they went to high school with. These are the prime hunting grounds my friends. Perfect for a long distance relationship that last 3 months before you want BAH and nightly sex. Subsequently ending in divorce two years later when she fucks another Joe while youโre deployed.
Itโs a well known fact amongst service men that girls near a military base, and in your unit, are generally bitter and unimpressed by anythi...
Beautiful, Fake, and Head: HISTORY
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What Greek goddess is known for
being the most beautiful?
keyhollow:
knitmeapony:
28weekslaterhater:
knitmeapony:
ravenclawslibrary:
smurflewis:
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then Iโm just like, โDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOUโRE HAPPY.โ
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. ย Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades wonโt do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but youโll win Hadesโ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
Fake goddess unfortunately. Yell Hera, she might save-ish you if sheโs feelin her oats, itโs a good day, the wind is blowing to the west, and itโs 9:04am
keyhollow: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STA...
