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kissawayfromkillin: Olivia Colman and Rachel Weisz saying GAY RIGHTS at the Bafta Red Carpet to add years to our lives.

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Oldie but goodie from their Terminator

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brains, and Internet: aulym UST The Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best athletes in the world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5 18 hrs Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill-_ actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path you could leann from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you Like Reply 155 4 hrs Oldie but goodie from their Terminator

Oldie but goodie from their Terminator

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: kissawayfromkillin: Olivia Colman and Rachel Weisz saying GAY RIGHTS at the Bafta Red Carpet to add years to our lives.

kissawayfromkillin: Olivia Colman and Rachel Weisz saying GAY RIGHTS at the Bafta Red Carpet to add years to our lives.

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