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Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS! Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there, didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many
Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS!
 Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means
 "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy
 would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain
 them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards
 epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI
 were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all
 meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there,
 didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office
 But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving
 his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes
 the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably
 referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word
 floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more
 recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast
 arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is
 drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this
 information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a
 gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few
 times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many

Family, Gif, and Lgbt: LGBT History Month @LGBTHM Follow There is now a K in LGBTQQICAPF2K+ There is now a K in LGBTQQICAPF2K+ There is now a K to add to the ever-growing LGBT+ acronynm thegayuk.com 1:38 AM 1 Feb 2018 90 Retweets 71 Likes 0212 ta 90 71 <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/171182794256/so-i-looked-up-what-this-all-means-and-im-really" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So I looked up what this all means and I’m really not okay anymore.</p><p><i> “The official acronym is now LGBTQQICAPF2K+ according to the magazine The Gay UK. That stands for “Lesbian,” “Gay,” “Bisexual,” “Transgender,” “Queer,” “Questioning,” “Intersex,” “Curious,” “Asexual,” “Agender,” “Ally,” “Pansexual,” “Polysexual,” “Friends and family,” “Two-spirit” and “Kink.”” </i><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="radiationdude:AkEG8WR6ctVNZVG4Q5QoqA:ZzvBew2Swwnwk"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3954c31a2af9cf415a323a418d9bb9e9/tumblr_p0vmpaJ8ZA1r5dm0so1_500.gif" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I&hellip;. What? How is questioning different from curious? Why do allies get to be part of the acronym? What the fuck does “friends and family” mean? Kink????</p>
Family, Gif, and Lgbt: LGBT History Month
 @LGBTHM
 Follow
 There is now a K in LGBTQQICAPF2K+
 There is now a K in LGBTQQICAPF2K+
 There is now a K to add to the ever-growing LGBT+ acronynm
 thegayuk.com
 1:38 AM 1 Feb 2018
 90 Retweets 71 Likes
 0212 ta 90 71
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/171182794256/so-i-looked-up-what-this-all-means-and-im-really" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>So I looked up what this all means and I’m really not okay anymore.</p><p><i>

“The official acronym is now LGBTQQICAPF2K+ according to the magazine The Gay UK. That stands for “Lesbian,” “Gay,” “Bisexual,” “Transgender,” “Queer,” “Questioning,” “Intersex,” “Curious,” “Asexual,” “Agender,” “Ally,” “Pansexual,” “Polysexual,” “Friends and family,” “Two-spirit” and “Kink.””

</i><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="radiationdude:AkEG8WR6ctVNZVG4Q5QoqA:ZzvBew2Swwnwk"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3954c31a2af9cf415a323a418d9bb9e9/tumblr_p0vmpaJ8ZA1r5dm0so1_500.gif" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I&hellip;. What? How is questioning different from curious? Why do allies get to be part of the acronym? What the fuck does “friends and family” mean? Kink????</p>

cisnowflake: So I looked up what this all means and I’m really not okay anymore. “The official acronym is now LGBTQQICAPF2K+ according to ...

Gif, Target, and Tumblr: AFTER THE REVOLUTION, THEy WENT DOOR TO DOOR WITH A CARD. ON IT WERE THREE LETTERS if 91 READ IT OUT LOUD. TIF! FOR SOME, THAT WAS ALL C. THE REST OF US, WE DIED WITH OUR HONOR. aphnorwegian: mxcleod: egalitarianqueen: kibosh-josh-mahgosh: egalitarianqueen: rougaroucojones: radarmatt: rougaroucojones: karolinedianne: spangledshieldsandsilverwings: Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J” ^ This It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g. It aint Jif peanut butter though. It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g. I will DIE WITH MY HONOR Gear =/= Jear Get =/= Jet Gift =/= Jift Give =/= Jive In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’. Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’. So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound.  Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’. We fight with honor
Gif, Target, and Tumblr: AFTER THE REVOLUTION, THEy
 WENT DOOR TO DOOR WITH A CARD.

 ON IT WERE THREE LETTERS
 if
 91
 READ IT
 OUT LOUD.

 TIF!
 FOR
 SOME,
 THAT
 WAS
 ALL
 C.

 THE REST OF US,
 WE DIED WITH
 OUR HONOR.
aphnorwegian:
mxcleod:


egalitarianqueen:


kibosh-josh-mahgosh:


egalitarianqueen:

rougaroucojones:

radarmatt:


rougaroucojones:

karolinedianne:

spangledshieldsandsilverwings:

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

^ This


It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.


It aint Jif peanut butter though.


It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.


I will DIE WITH MY HONOR


Gear =/= Jear
Get =/= Jet
Gift =/= Jift
Give =/= Jive
In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.
Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.
So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 
Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.


We fight with honor

aphnorwegian: mxcleod: egalitarianqueen: kibosh-josh-mahgosh: egalitarianqueen: rougaroucojones: radarmatt: rougaroucojones: karo...

Bitch, News, and Shit: Austin Steinmetz @asteinmetz_21 It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS stands for "notable events, weather, and sports" <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170458536899/charlesoberonn-teainthesnow-hoekagei" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/post/170453413816/teainthesnow-hoekagei-tellyjpg-u-mean-to" class="tumblr_blog">charlesoberonn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teainthesnow.tumblr.com/post/170384849450/hoekagei-tellyjpg-u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not" class="tumblr_blog">teainthesnow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hoekagei.tumblr.com/post/161758874218/tellyjpg-u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not-north-east" class="tumblr_blog">hoekagei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tellyjpg.tumblr.com/post/161758637930/u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not-north-east-west-south" class="tumblr_blog">tellyjpg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?</p></blockquote> <p>Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit</p> </blockquote> <p>actually</p> <figure data-orig-width="339" data-orig-height="153" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc4486dc311a2c2a5c4519d99199516c/tumblr_inline_p3hdjuO6I21snd0fw_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="339" data-orig-height="153"/></figure><p>So the news is actually called the news because its showing new shit. Its not an acronym for anything</p> <p>SOURCES <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/08/why-is-news-called-news-6694623/">1</a> / <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News#Etymology">2</a> / <a href="https://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/news.asp">3</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is “Fornication Under Consent of the King” all over again.</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought it was “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”</p></blockquote>
Bitch, News, and Shit: Austin Steinmetz
 @asteinmetz_21
 It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS
 stands for "notable events, weather, and
 sports"
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170458536899/charlesoberonn-teainthesnow-hoekagei" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/post/170453413816/teainthesnow-hoekagei-tellyjpg-u-mean-to" class="tumblr_blog">charlesoberonn</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://teainthesnow.tumblr.com/post/170384849450/hoekagei-tellyjpg-u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not" class="tumblr_blog">teainthesnow</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://hoekagei.tumblr.com/post/161758874218/tellyjpg-u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not-north-east" class="tumblr_blog">hoekagei</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tellyjpg.tumblr.com/post/161758637930/u-mean-to-tell-me-its-not-north-east-west-south" class="tumblr_blog">tellyjpg</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?</p></blockquote>

<p>Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit</p>
</blockquote>
<p>actually</p>
<figure data-orig-width="339" data-orig-height="153" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc4486dc311a2c2a5c4519d99199516c/tumblr_inline_p3hdjuO6I21snd0fw_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="339" data-orig-height="153"/></figure><p>So the news is actually called the news because its showing new shit. Its not an acronym for anything</p>
<p>SOURCES <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/08/why-is-news-called-news-6694623/">1</a> / <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News#Etymology">2</a> / <a href="https://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/news.asp">3</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is “Fornication Under Consent of the King” all over again.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I thought it was “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”</p></blockquote>

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