Unicornism
Unicornism

Unicornism

Unicorning
Unicorning

Unicorning

be nice
 be nice

be nice

wand
 wand

wand

month
 month

month

singe
singe

singe

too
too

too

marred
marred

marred

ifs
ifs

ifs

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A Unicorn: I'M A
 UNI-CORN
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A Unicorn: I'M A UNI-CORN womens-tshirts: I’m A Unicorn Funny T-Shirt
A Unicorn: I'M A
 UNI-CORN
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I’m A Unicorn Funny T-Shirt

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A Unicorn: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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A Unicorn: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
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 Downgrode
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 it is three cards.

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 scARD and
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 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
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 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

A Unicorn: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
A Unicorn: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
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 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
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 ad e
 Sametimes a
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 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
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 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

A Unicorn: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
A Unicorn: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

A Unicorn: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
A Unicorn: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

A Unicorn: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
A Unicorn: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

A Unicorn: LAD BIBLE These lads became ice sculptors overnight, and carved a unicorn using chainsaws 😲🙌
A Unicorn: LAD
 BIBLE
These lads became ice sculptors overnight, and carved a unicorn using chainsaws 😲🙌

These lads became ice sculptors overnight, and carved a unicorn using chainsaws 😲🙌

A Unicorn: Man on a unicorn
A Unicorn: Man on a unicorn

Man on a unicorn

A Unicorn: Madam! I do not wish to look like a unicorn fart.
A Unicorn: Madam! I do not wish to look like a unicorn fart.

Madam! I do not wish to look like a unicorn fart.

A Unicorn: Invest in tennis balls, they have a high return rate @DrSmashlove Reddit ulyerawizzardarry Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂
A Unicorn: Invest in tennis balls, they have a high
 return rate
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit ulyerawizzardarry
Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂

Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Lo...

A Unicorn: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
A Unicorn: You can see the meaning
 of the universe in those
 two eyes.
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But U...