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    A Nissan: WHSV
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 Police: SUV crashes into
 Waynesboro home,
 vehicle
<p><a href="http://kelincihutan.tumblr.com/post/157752487123/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">kelincihutan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157751536099/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://takineko.tumblr.com/post/157744280977/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">takineko</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157742968079/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy had a rough night.</p></blockquote>

<p>How? ??</p>
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<p><br/>Here’s my favorite part of the article: 
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<blockquote>“A preliminary investigation found the 24-year-old driver of a 2003 Dodge Durango was traveling east on W 12th St. when he failed to obey a stop sign at the intersection with Pine Ave.

<br/><p>The vehicle then went airborne, according to police, striking a Nissan Rogue parked in front of a home — sending both vehicles colliding into the structure.”</p>

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I feel like there’s some key information missing between these two paragraphs. How did we go from skipping a stop sign to going airborne?</blockquote>
<p>If W 12th St is at a downward incline, and the house the Durango <i>flew</i> into is at the bottom of the hill, then the intersection with Pine Ave would probably be leveled off, mostly.  So if the Durango didn’t stop, it would’ve gone flying off the hill and through the air, smashing into the Rogue and then the house.</p><p>Off to the Google-mobile to search for corroboration! *typing noises*</p><p><a href="http://www.fredericksburg.com/news/va_md_dc/bizarre-crash-injures-one-leaves-house-two-vehicles-damaged/article_be866398-c95c-5ee0-ac8b-8f398ee4478d.html">http://www.fredericksburg.com/news/va_md_dc/bizarre-crash-injures-one-leaves-house-two-vehicles-damaged/article_be866398-c95c-5ee0-ac8b-8f398ee4478d.html</a></p><blockquote><p>It’s not clear how the Nissan became airborne.</p></blockquote><p>Okay, fiddlesticks.  I wonder what Google maps has to say about this…</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/684a08543538800d44e7d962fa126ac4/tumblr_inline_om07e0Gsuh1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Okay, so that’s the intersection in question (this is in Waynesboro, VA, BTW).  So it looks like 12th St does hit Pine Ave on a T-intersection, so the Durago runs the stop straight into the house.  Theory looks good so far.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="442" data-orig-width="1236"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/474e7a411fc37c942407dc85f6f281a1/tumblr_inline_om07ejZ4xc1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="442" data-orig-width="1236"/></figure><p>This is the street view looking up 12th.  It <i>is</i> on a downward incline!</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="1228"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/002d64d8255e80a0011d703abecdf5d2/tumblr_inline_om07f4aXJc1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="1228"/></figure><p>And this is the view looking to the house that got hit.  Slight curb on the edge of the road as well.</p><p>My conclusion is that the Durago probably hit that little curb going <b><i>way too fast</i></b> and that, in combination with already going downhill, is what got it off the ground.  Since there is a second incline from Pine going down to the house, that probably contributed.</p></blockquote>

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                A Nissan: WHSV
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 Police: SUV crashes into
 Waynesboro home,
 vehicle
<p><a href="http://kelincihutan.tumblr.com/post/157752487123/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">kelincihutan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157751536099/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://takineko.tumblr.com/post/157744280977/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">takineko</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157742968079/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy had a rough night.</p></blockquote>

<p>How? ??</p>
</blockquote>
<p><br/>Here’s my favorite part of the article: 
</p>
<blockquote>“A preliminary investigation found the 24-year-old driver of a 2003 Dodge Durango was traveling east on W 12th St. when he failed to obey a stop sign at the intersection with Pine Ave.

<br/><p>The vehicle then went airborne, according to police, striking a Nissan Rogue parked in front of a home — sending both vehicles colliding into the structure.”</p>

</blockquote>

I feel like there’s some key information missing between these two paragraphs. How did we go from skipping a stop sign to going airborne?</blockquote>
<p>If W 12th St is at a downward incline, and the house the Durango <i>flew</i> into is at the bottom of the hill, then the intersection with Pine Ave would probably be leveled off, mostly.  So if the Durango didn’t stop, it would’ve gone flying off the hill and through the air, smashing into the Rogue and then the house.</p><p>Off to the Google-mobile to search for corroboration! *typing noises*</p><p><a href="http://www.fredericksburg.com/news/va_md_dc/bizarre-crash-injures-one-leaves-house-two-vehicles-damaged/article_be866398-c95c-5ee0-ac8b-8f398ee4478d.html">http://www.fredericksburg.com/news/va_md_dc/bizarre-crash-injures-one-leaves-house-two-vehicles-damaged/article_be866398-c95c-5ee0-ac8b-8f398ee4478d.html</a></p><blockquote><p>It’s not clear how the Nissan became airborne.</p></blockquote><p>Okay, fiddlesticks.  I wonder what Google maps has to say about this…</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/684a08543538800d44e7d962fa126ac4/tumblr_inline_om07e0Gsuh1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Okay, so that’s the intersection in question (this is in Waynesboro, VA, BTW).  So it looks like 12th St does hit Pine Ave on a T-intersection, so the Durago runs the stop straight into the house.  Theory looks good so far.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="442" data-orig-width="1236"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/474e7a411fc37c942407dc85f6f281a1/tumblr_inline_om07ejZ4xc1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="442" data-orig-width="1236"/></figure><p>This is the street view looking up 12th.  It <i>is</i> on a downward incline!</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="1228"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/002d64d8255e80a0011d703abecdf5d2/tumblr_inline_om07f4aXJc1sxe7c4_540.png" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="1228"/></figure><p>And this is the view looking to the house that got hit.  Slight curb on the edge of the road as well.</p><p>My conclusion is that the Durago probably hit that little curb going <b><i>way too fast</i></b> and that, in combination with already going downhill, is what got it off the ground.  Since there is a second incline from Pine going down to the house, that probably contributed.</p></blockquote>

<p>You&rsquo;re the hero we need.</p>
                
            

            
            
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    A Nissan: WHSV
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 Police: SUV crashes into
 Waynesboro home,
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<p><a href="http://rosworms.tumblr.com/post/157752079238/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">rosworms</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157751536099/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://takineko.tumblr.com/post/157744280977/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">takineko</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157742968079/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy had a rough night.</p></blockquote>

<p>How? ??</p>
</blockquote>
<p><br/>Here’s my favorite part of the article: 
</p>
<blockquote>“A preliminary investigation found the 24-year-old driver of a 2003 Dodge Durango was traveling east on W 12th St. when he failed to obey a stop sign at the intersection with Pine Ave.

<br/><p>The vehicle then went airborne, according to police, striking a Nissan Rogue parked in front of a home — sending both vehicles colliding into the structure.”</p>

</blockquote>

I feel like there’s some key information missing between these two paragraphs. How did we go from skipping a stop sign to going airborne?</blockquote>
<p>which insurance covers this?</p><p>the driver’s car insurance? or the homeowner’s home insurance?</p></blockquote>

<p>Probably a little of both. That&rsquo;s going to be an interesting claim call. &ldquo;Yes I&rsquo;d like to file a claim. For my car, yes. And my house. Yes, both of them. An SUV literally flew into my car and then into my house. Yes I&rsquo;ll hold.&rdquo;</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                A Nissan: WHSV
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 Police: SUV crashes into
 Waynesboro home,
 vehicle
<p><a href="http://rosworms.tumblr.com/post/157752079238/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">rosworms</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157751536099/takineko-proudblackconservative-this-guy-had" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://takineko.tumblr.com/post/157744280977/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">takineko</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/157742968079/this-guy-had-a-rough-night" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy had a rough night.</p></blockquote>

<p>How? ??</p>
</blockquote>
<p><br/>Here’s my favorite part of the article: 
</p>
<blockquote>“A preliminary investigation found the 24-year-old driver of a 2003 Dodge Durango was traveling east on W 12th St. when he failed to obey a stop sign at the intersection with Pine Ave.

<br/><p>The vehicle then went airborne, according to police, striking a Nissan Rogue parked in front of a home — sending both vehicles colliding into the structure.”</p>

</blockquote>

I feel like there’s some key information missing between these two paragraphs. How did we go from skipping a stop sign to going airborne?</blockquote>
<p>which insurance covers this?</p><p>the driver’s car insurance? or the homeowner’s home insurance?</p></blockquote>

<p>Probably a little of both. That&rsquo;s going to be an interesting claim call. &ldquo;Yes I&rsquo;d like to file a claim. For my car, yes. And my house. Yes, both of them. An SUV literally flew into my car and then into my house. Yes I&rsquo;ll hold.&rdquo;</p>
                
            

            
            
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    A Nissan: Just packing the essentials:
 @Drsmashlove
Ladies it's exactly two type of men in this world and only two. Type 1: he careful. He inquisitive. "You on the pill? Ok. Cool. You on antibiotics too tho? 😬 No? Cool. You...been tested? Recently? Like what's recently. Since Obama been president? Oh like since Trump been president 😍. Ok...and u didn't let your ex who used to steal out of your purse come smash? Oh y'all smashed once, last Wednesday? Wow - fuck...you honest 😂. He wore a condom? Ah. Awesome. The whole time? 😬 Ahhhh nice. Ok. U a good girl. If I get brown warts all over my joint it's both our fault, shit at least I asked 😀." AND he gon pull out. U feel me? He conscientious but he take calculated risks with a pretty lady. That's type 1. Type 2 wild AS FVCK. He drunk. YOU drunk. Y'all start kissing. He sliiiiiiiide inside you. He put in exactly four minutes and 32 seconds of pipe work before loudly grunting in your ear. He roll off u and the Fountain of Youth spring forth from within your vagina. And u look at him mortified: "Did...you just...?" And he looking at you like YOU the idiot, like "why yes I did, was there any expectation to the contrary?" Ladies let me tell u about this type of man: (A) Credit Rating: 475 maximum. U pregnant with his baby and this four minutes of enjoyment has literally already lowered your credit score. U try to get a Nissan next week and the fat man with the mustache and the molester glasses at the dealership like "Well Suzy it looks like you banged Todd, I'm sorry but we can't lease you this Nissan. Have you tried a used car?" (B) At least one low-level STD curable with antibiotics and potentially one permanent one that require Valtrex. (C) He fertile as an entire army of turtles. This man's father was reckless with his pull-out game and so is he. It's hereditary. It's genetic. And when a girl is pregnant he is Casper the Ghost status. He ain't even got $50 for Plan B ("Ayeeee my bad I only got a debit card. I'll get you back." <- snowball chance in hell baby girl). In any event...be careful out there ladies. Don't assume men gon pull out. It's a lot of Type 2s out there. And they itching to get yo ass for 18 years. Y'all be careful out there! 😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                A Nissan: Just packing the essentials:
 @Drsmashlove
Ladies it's exactly two type of men in this world and only two. Type 1: he careful. He inquisitive. "You on the pill? Ok. Cool. You on antibiotics too tho? 😬 No? Cool. You...been tested? Recently? Like what's recently. Since Obama been president? Oh like since Trump been president 😍. Ok...and u didn't let your ex who used to steal out of your purse come smash? Oh y'all smashed once, last Wednesday? Wow - fuck...you honest 😂. He wore a condom? Ah. Awesome. The whole time? 😬 Ahhhh nice. Ok. U a good girl. If I get brown warts all over my joint it's both our fault, shit at least I asked 😀." AND he gon pull out. U feel me? He conscientious but he take calculated risks with a pretty lady. That's type 1. Type 2 wild AS FVCK. He drunk. YOU drunk. Y'all start kissing. He sliiiiiiiide inside you. He put in exactly four minutes and 32 seconds of pipe work before loudly grunting in your ear. He roll off u and the Fountain of Youth spring forth from within your vagina. And u look at him mortified: "Did...you just...?" And he looking at you like YOU the idiot, like "why yes I did, was there any expectation to the contrary?" Ladies let me tell u about this type of man: (A) Credit Rating: 475 maximum. U pregnant with his baby and this four minutes of enjoyment has literally already lowered your credit score. U try to get a Nissan next week and the fat man with the mustache and the molester glasses at the dealership like "Well Suzy it looks like you banged Todd, I'm sorry but we can't lease you this Nissan. Have you tried a used car?" (B) At least one low-level STD curable with antibiotics and potentially one permanent one that require Valtrex. (C) He fertile as an entire army of turtles. This man's father was reckless with his pull-out game and so is he. It's hereditary. It's genetic. And when a girl is pregnant he is Casper the Ghost status. He ain't even got $50 for Plan B ("Ayeeee my bad I only got a debit card. I'll get you back." <- snowball chance in hell baby girl). In any event...be careful out there ladies. Don't assume men gon pull out. It's a lot of Type 2s out there. And they itching to get yo ass for 18 years. Y'all be careful out there! 😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
Ladies it's exactly two type of men in this world and only two. Type 1: he careful. He inquisitive. "You on the pill? Ok. Cool. You on an...