Bio was ‘Just on here to start a book club, except I pick all the books and no one else is allowed to speak’
Athena, I need your blessing
A.. Vanilla fetish
The best wingwoman via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z7FyVt
I’m 6 foot 3, but this one goes out to my shorter bros. She blocked me afterwards. The tippex joke was going to be very good too.
I got one upped
What do I do in this situation?
What a warm welcome back to Tinder
hardly ever post but had to share the best joke i’ve ever made or ever will make
Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time
Sometimes you just gotta come out and say it
Not quite the response I was expecting
Not gonna lie, I did not see that coming
my cover has been blown
Shes onto us, lads
I think I have met my match guys
They had us in the first half, ngl
Well, she didn’t unmatch so there’s still a play to be made!
I had to use the best pick up line i had
today was a good
I’m 19, but it’s still risky out here
After I asked to get coffee
Guys I cant find her in my matches anymore, what do I do?
I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.
Looks like I’m getting laid tonight
I remember this interaction every time I think about getting back on tinder.
A message from Bike Man...👀😳 (IG:PresidentOfUgly1) https://t.co/tuTHts9NSs
Interesting match today
Message was definitely received
Tinder Gold. by jaimelancaster
Tinder Gold. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OjHncO
Im telling you, some lines are wasted on people
It’s a good pun, innit?
She just ended my whole career
Dont think my boyfriend would like that
I refuse to let my puns go unnoticed
Her bio said “Trying it out”
Am I going this right?