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Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office Noto Nate Note lot gosh I love it* You really like beets? Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top, The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.Those are the money boets. lovet yop That's cool 3201,123 Interesting You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather left mo a 60-acre Working beet farm. Trun it with my cousin Moso. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years agc no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres tlove it 132011 12 Pu That's cool 13, 2012, That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen animals having sexin every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who cant farm, farm celery a2217 11 33AM Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, Wow Ineed this beet right now.Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message. Type a Message О Type altessage.." omfg 😂😂 me on tinder
Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
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 office
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 right now.Those are the money
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 my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years agc
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
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America, Mood, and New York: valeriekeefe: libertarirynn: fluorescent-air-fresheners: libertarirynn: daddyschlongleg: i was in the mood for some r76 c; can be a really young R76 before everything or an AU, take your pick  if you like what I do, consider buying me a coffee. ♥commissions Until I saw the overwatch tags I honestly thought this was fan art of cap and killmonger and I was like “well there’s a ship I haven’t seen yet…” I thought this was Tony Stark and Captain America actually but Killmonger and Cap…. (AU where T’Challa was able to explain things to Killmonger and they arrived at a peaceful solution) Killmonger: Hey, cuz, did I tell you I got a date to you and Nakia’s wedding? T’Challa: That is wonderful, cousin. I am glad to see you adjusting so well to things. Killmonger: Yeah we met last time I was in New York. Turns out he’s a vet, too. We hit it of trading war stories. Knows a lot about Wakanda too, even has a little vibranium. T’Challa: *raises brow* Oh? That is rather strange… Killmonger: He should be here soon. Says he’s got a buddy that’s been hanging out with Shuri and he was wanting to catch up with them before the wedding. Oh hey, there he is! Cap: Uh… hey T’Challa. I was gonna say something earlier… T’Challa: …This is unexpected. Again, I don’t understand why Cap isn’t fighting for Regime Change in this fic but… I dunno, you do you. That’s the next chapter.
America, Mood, and New York: valeriekeefe:

libertarirynn:
fluorescent-air-fresheners:

libertarirynn:

daddyschlongleg:


i was in the mood for some r76 c; can be a really young R76 before everything or an AU, take your pick 


if you like what I do, consider buying me a coffee. ♥commissions




Until I saw the overwatch tags I honestly thought this was fan art of cap and killmonger and I was like “well there’s a ship I haven’t seen yet…”

I thought this was Tony Stark and Captain America actually but Killmonger and Cap….

(AU where T’Challa was able to explain things to Killmonger and they arrived at a peaceful solution)
Killmonger: Hey, cuz, did I tell you I got a date to you and Nakia’s wedding?
T’Challa: That is wonderful, cousin. I am glad to see you adjusting so well to things.
Killmonger: Yeah we met last time I was in New York. Turns out he’s a vet, too. We hit it of trading war stories. Knows a lot about Wakanda too, even has a little vibranium.
T’Challa: *raises brow* Oh? That is rather strange…
Killmonger: He should be here soon. Says he’s got a buddy that’s been hanging out with Shuri and he was wanting to catch up with them before the wedding. Oh hey, there he is!
Cap: Uh… hey T’Challa. I was gonna say something earlier…
T’Challa: …This is unexpected.

Again, I don’t understand why Cap isn’t fighting for Regime Change in this fic but… I dunno, you do you.

That’s the next chapter.

valeriekeefe: libertarirynn: fluorescent-air-fresheners: libertarirynn: daddyschlongleg: i was in the mood for some r76 c; can be a rea...

Abc, cnn.com, and Detroit: 548 FOX 29 News at Nine FOX 29 CURRENTS SAN ANTONIO 71° JESSICA HEAD LEY 71° KERRVILLE 69° TEXASAL CASE ARISING FROM THE DEATH OF A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON A WATE SPORTS NHL DETROIT 2 MONTREAL CARARIN SI gangster-computer-kebab: libertarirynn: fernandothefox: slatmes: skywalkingintheair: hello-kitty-senpai: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: pennamites: castle-engineer: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time. CIA is getting lazy O.o “It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.” Uh, that’s sort of the opposite of what’s going on here. All of the stations here are local stations which have been bought by the Sinclair Broadcast Group, a conservative group which has come under fire in the past for forcing news anchors on its stations to recite right-wing propaganda. So, yes, small news stations are under attack - but not from CNN and CBS (the stations in the video are local affiliates, not the national networks), from being taken over by Sinclair. Until recently the FCC wouldn’t allow this kind of broad ownership of the airwaves. There’s actually an active investigation into whether Ajit Pai changed rules to benefit Sinclair’s recent expansions (source: CNN, NYTimes). Is no one going to point out how a lot of them where Fox News??… Are you dense? These are local media stations owned by the same parent company, not the same as the Fox News network. And several of them were CBS and ABC. This has literally nothing to do with Fox News. When you follow the money trail, you realize there is literally no difference between so-called “liberal” and “conservative” media.  Of course there isn’t. They’re just there to sate the masses and keep them divided. Anybody who doesn’t know this by now is kidding themselves
Abc, cnn.com, and Detroit: 548
 FOX 29
 News at Nine
 FOX 29
 CURRENTS
 SAN ANTONIO
 71°
 JESSICA HEAD
 LEY
 71°
 KERRVILLE
 69°
 TEXASAL CASE ARISING FROM THE DEATH OF A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON A WATE
 SPORTS NHL DETROIT
 2
 MONTREAL
 CARARIN SI
gangster-computer-kebab:

libertarirynn:
fernandothefox:


slatmes:

skywalkingintheair:

hello-kitty-senpai:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

pennamites:

castle-engineer:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:



This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

Uh, that’s sort of the opposite of what’s going on here. All of the stations here are local stations which have been bought by the Sinclair Broadcast Group, a conservative group which has come under fire in the past for forcing news anchors on its stations to recite right-wing propaganda. So, yes, small news stations are under attack - but not from CNN and CBS (the stations in the video are local affiliates, not the national networks), from being taken over by Sinclair.

Until recently the FCC wouldn’t allow this kind of broad ownership of the airwaves. There’s actually an active investigation into whether Ajit Pai changed rules to benefit Sinclair’s recent expansions (source: CNN, NYTimes). 


Is no one going to point out how a lot of them where Fox News??…


Are you dense? These are local media stations owned by the same parent company, not the same as the Fox News network. And several of them were CBS and ABC. This has literally nothing to do with Fox News.

When you follow the money trail, you realize there is literally no difference between so-called “liberal” and “conservative” media.  

Of course there isn’t. They’re just there to sate the masses and keep them divided. Anybody who doesn’t know this by now is kidding themselves

gangster-computer-kebab: libertarirynn: fernandothefox: slatmes: skywalkingintheair: hello-kitty-senpai: friendly-neighborhood-patriar...

Abc, cnn.com, and Detroit: 548 FOX 29 News at Nine FOX 29 CURRENTS SAN ANTONIO 71° JESSICA HEAD LEY 71° KERRVILLE 69° TEXASAL CASE ARISING FROM THE DEATH OF A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON A WATE SPORTS NHL DETROIT 2 MONTREAL CARARIN SI fernandothefox: slatmes: skywalkingintheair: hello-kitty-senpai: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: pennamites: castle-engineer: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time. CIA is getting lazy O.o “It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.” Uh, that’s sort of the opposite of what’s going on here. All of the stations here are local stations which have been bought by the Sinclair Broadcast Group, a conservative group which has come under fire in the past for forcing news anchors on its stations to recite right-wing propaganda. So, yes, small news stations are under attack - but not from CNN and CBS (the stations in the video are local affiliates, not the national networks), from being taken over by Sinclair. Until recently the FCC wouldn’t allow this kind of broad ownership of the airwaves. There’s actually an active investigation into whether Ajit Pai changed rules to benefit Sinclair’s recent expansions (source: CNN, NYTimes). Is no one going to point out how a lot of them where Fox News??… Are you dense? These are local media stations owned by the same parent company, not the same as the Fox News network. And several of them were CBS and ABC. This has literally nothing to do with Fox News.
Abc, cnn.com, and Detroit: 548
 FOX 29
 News at Nine
 FOX 29
 CURRENTS
 SAN ANTONIO
 71°
 JESSICA HEAD
 LEY
 71°
 KERRVILLE
 69°
 TEXASAL CASE ARISING FROM THE DEATH OF A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON A WATE
 SPORTS NHL DETROIT
 2
 MONTREAL
 CARARIN SI
fernandothefox:

slatmes:
skywalkingintheair:

hello-kitty-senpai:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

pennamites:

castle-engineer:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:



This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

Uh, that’s sort of the opposite of what’s going on here. All of the stations here are local stations which have been bought by the Sinclair Broadcast Group, a conservative group which has come under fire in the past for forcing news anchors on its stations to recite right-wing propaganda. So, yes, small news stations are under attack - but not from CNN and CBS (the stations in the video are local affiliates, not the national networks), from being taken over by Sinclair.

Until recently the FCC wouldn’t allow this kind of broad ownership of the airwaves. There’s actually an active investigation into whether Ajit Pai changed rules to benefit Sinclair’s recent expansions (source: CNN, NYTimes). 


Is no one going to point out how a lot of them where Fox News??…

Are you dense? These are local media stations owned by the same parent company, not the same as the Fox News network. And several of them were CBS and ABC. This has literally nothing to do with Fox News.

fernandothefox: slatmes: skywalkingintheair: hello-kitty-senpai: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: pennamites: castle-engineer: diarrhe...

Friends, Hello, and Science: car & friends - prehistory HELLO, I'M GRANK, AND DONT WATCH A LOT OF TV. NO ONE DOES! IT'S 16O00 BC! THE SENSE OF SMUG SATISFACTION GET FROM NOT WATCH NG TV IS BETTER THAN ANY TELEVISION SHOW, THAT'S LIKE... 18000 BTV. I'M SURE. YOU ARE SUCH A ZOE. O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE, AND TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT BANKING WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO PROVIDING A LITTLE ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A LOOOOONG WAY. OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO, WELL, DO THEIR THING. MARVIN AYE O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory Mllred IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN, AND I CONSUME ONLY THE FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE. UMM... WE EAT STUFF WE FIND ON THE GROUND, THERE'S BASICALLY NO EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN THEIR CONVENTIONALLY GROWN COUNTERPARTS... BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING ESSENT AL RED WATER! EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN-- HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US, AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER" LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SQU RREL BLOOD. NATURALLY-HARVESTED SQU工RREL BLOOD!! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)
Friends, Hello, and Science: car & friends - prehistory
 HELLO, I'M GRANK,
 AND DONT WATCH
 A LOT OF TV.
 NO ONE DOES!
 IT'S 16O00 BC!
 THE SENSE OF SMUG
 SATISFACTION GET
 FROM NOT WATCH NG TV
 IS BETTER THAN ANY
 TELEVISION SHOW,
 THAT'S LIKE...
 18000 BTV.
 I'M SURE.
 YOU ARE
 SUCH A ZOE.
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE, AND TODAY
 I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH
 YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT
 BANKING
 WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN
 ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED
 US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR
 CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO
 PROVIDING A LITTLE
 ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A
 LOOOOONG WAY.
 OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT
 YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N
 NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU
 DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY
 AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO,
 WELL, DO THEIR THING.
 MARVIN
 AYE
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 Mllred
 IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN,
 AND I CONSUME ONLY THE
 FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE.
 UMM... WE EAT STUFF
 WE FIND ON THE GROUND,
 THERE'S BASICALLY NO
 EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC
 F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN
 THEIR CONVENTIONALLY
 GROWN COUNTERPARTS...
 BUT THAT'S ONLY
 BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T
 BEEN INVENTED YET!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME
 TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING
 ESSENT AL RED WATER!
 EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS
 A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME!
 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET
 THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER
 y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET
 THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN--
 HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY
 KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US,
 AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER"
 LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
 SQU RREL BLOOD.
 NATURALLY-HARVESTED
 SQU工RREL BLOOD!!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com
Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: 00 19:15 thewitchdoctor The Economist # L-Follow The TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf combatbooty 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us kid-communism 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4 00 . 19:15 mostly mined with slave labor everkings 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don't even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 전 wildhaunt 5) They aren't actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated ariaste Pro tip from a former Jared's salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They're lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like... $30-80 probably You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tel the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they'll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot 4 00 . 19:15 unless you get a fancy band with a lot ess than of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial's engagement ring everythingcanadian THANK YOU EX-JARED'S BASED GOD dxisybuchanan engagement rings: HACKED stynalane Get a ring from an antique store. They're usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably phruxx thanks edith Fuente: thewitchdoctor 581,276 notas 4 Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.
Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: 00
 19:15
 thewitchdoctor
 The Economist
 #
 L-Follow
 The
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
 combatbooty
 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a
 fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist
 rock hierarchy has no control over us
 kid-communism
 3) mostly mined with slave labor
 4

 00
 . 19:15
 mostly mined with slave labor
 everkings
 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer,
 we don't even comprehend people buying us rocks that
 would force us into debt for ten years
 전 wildhaunt
 5) They aren't actually that rare and the price is
 artificially inflated
 ariaste
 Pro tip from a former Jared's salesperson: You want a
 sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the
 untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice
 dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They're lab
 grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a
 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like... $30-80 probably
 You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear,
 perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tel
 the difference except a professional appraiser. Also,
 sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after
 diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that
 they'll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver
 and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you
 less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot
 4

 00
 . 19:15
 unless you get a fancy band with a lot
 ess than
 of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in
 every color of the rainbow, so if you want something
 more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN
 Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial's
 engagement ring
 everythingcanadian
 THANK YOU EX-JARED'S BASED GOD
 dxisybuchanan
 engagement rings: HACKED
 stynalane
 Get a ring from an antique store. They're usually less
 than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one
 else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of
 being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named
 Edith probably
 phruxx
 thanks edith
 Fuente: thewitchdoctor
 581,276 notas
 4
Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.

Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.