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A Good

Good Joke
Good Joke

Good Joke

When
When

When

Thinking About It
Thinking About It

Thinking About It

always remember
 always remember

always remember

youre a joke
 youre a joke

youre a joke

stillness
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A Good Joke: You either tell a good joke or a joke so bad, that it actually becomes good
A Good Joke: You either tell a good joke or a joke so bad, that it actually becomes good

You either tell a good joke or a joke so bad, that it actually becomes good

A Good Joke: "Travel isnit always pretty It isn't always comfortable Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that's okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memorY, Your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind." Anthony Bourdain June 25, 1956 June 8, 2018 aliofbabylon: “I used to believe that the human race as a whole was basically a few steps above wolves. That given the slightest change in circumstances, we would all, sooner or later, tear each other to shreds. That we were, at root, self-interested, cowardly, envious and potentially dangerous in groups. I have since come to believe — after many meals with many different people in many, many different places — that though there is no shortage of people who would do us harm, we are essentially good. That the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children. They like a good joke. Sitting at the table has allowed me a privileged perspective and access that others, looking principally for “the story,” do not, I believe, always get. People feel free, with a goofy American guy who has expressed interest only in their food and what they do for fun, to tell stories about themselves — to let their guard down, to be and to reveal, on occasion, their truest selves. … People, wherever they live, are not statistics. They are not abstractions. … I’m not saying that sitting down with people and sharing a plate is the answer to world peace. Not by a long shot. But it can’t hurt.” - Anthony Bourdain
A Good Joke: "Travel isnit always pretty
 It isn't always comfortable
 Sometimes it hurts, it even
 breaks your heart. But
 that's okay. The journey
 changes you; it should
 change you. It leaves marks
 on your memorY, Your
 consciousness, on your
 heart, and on your body. You
 take something with you.
 Hopefully, you leave
 something good behind."
 Anthony Bourdain
 June 25, 1956 June 8, 2018
aliofbabylon:

“I used to believe that the human race as a whole was basically a few steps above wolves. That given the slightest change in circumstances, we would all, sooner or later, tear each other to shreds. That we were, at root, self-interested, cowardly, envious and potentially dangerous in groups. I have since come to believe — after many meals with many different people in many, many different places — that though there is no shortage of people who would do us harm, we are essentially good. That the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children. They like a good joke. Sitting at the table has allowed me a privileged perspective and access that others, looking principally for “the story,” do not, I believe, always get. People feel free, with a goofy American guy who has expressed interest only in their food and what they do for fun, to tell stories about themselves — to let their guard down, to be and to reveal, on occasion, their truest selves. … People, wherever they live, are not statistics. They are not abstractions. … I’m not saying that sitting down with people and sharing a plate is the answer to world peace. Not by a long shot. But it can’t hurt.” - Anthony Bourdain

aliofbabylon: “I used to believe that the human race as a whole was basically a few steps above wolves. That given the slightest change...

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A Good Joke: salparadisewasright: evilkitten3: glitterytiddies timsutton cbfplr: This is the world's largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone. A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. 'That's the world's largest ruby you're holding." He didn't know what to do with it, so next time I saw him l asked if I could carve it. It's right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.] I was thinking: Who do you sell the world's largest ruby to? Somebody who's uber-rich. And people don't get uber-rich unless there's something dark attached to it. It's always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It's those kinds of people who are going to want the world's largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So l said: I'm going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard them in I'm going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it's a turod. They'll buy it because it's the world's largest ruby, but only I'll know that it's a turd." - Mark Mothersbaugh Chaotic good i have a new hero That got Mothersbaugh thinking. He asked if he could carve it. The gemologist asked what he'd turn it into. "I'd like to carve it into a turd, so whoever owns the world's largest ruby, they have to buy a turd to get it, he answered. It seemed like a good joke at the time, but a few weeks later, the two were talking again. "He goes, Hey, Mark, I was just at the King of Saudi Arabia's house and I told him what you wanted to do with the ruby and he laughed his ass off and he said, Let him do it." The completed sculpture is called Ruby Kusturd So it turns out you CAN polish a turd
A Good Joke: salparadisewasright:
 evilkitten3:
 glitterytiddies
 timsutton
 cbfplr:
 This is the world's largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the
 shape of an ice cream cone.
 A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had
 lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. 'That's the world's
 largest ruby you're holding." He didn't know what to do with it, so next time I saw him l
 asked if I could carve it. It's right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
 I was thinking: Who do you sell the world's largest ruby to? Somebody who's uber-rich. And
 people don't get uber-rich unless there's something dark attached to it. It's always
 communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It's those
 kinds of people who are going to want the world's largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with
 them in some way. So l said: I'm going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard
 them in
 I'm going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it's a turod.
 They'll buy it because it's the world's largest ruby, but only I'll know that it's a turd." - Mark
 Mothersbaugh
 Chaotic good
 i have a new hero
 That got Mothersbaugh thinking. He asked if he could carve it. The gemologist asked what he'd turn it
 into. "I'd like to carve it into a turd, so whoever owns the world's largest ruby, they have to buy a turd
 to get it, he answered. It seemed like a good joke at the time, but a few weeks later, the two were
 talking again. "He goes, Hey, Mark, I was just at the King of Saudi Arabia's house and I told him what
 you wanted to do with the ruby and he laughed his ass off and he said, Let him do it."
 The completed sculpture is called Ruby Kusturd
So it turns out you CAN polish a turd

So it turns out you CAN polish a turd