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Money, Girl, and MeIRL: Jon @ArfMeasures [Bar] Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl need to do to get a drink around here? Me: You just ask at the bar for one and then exchange it for money [3 days later] Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a second Meirl

Money, Girl, and MeIRL: Jon
@ArfMeasures
[Bar]
Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl
need to do to get a drink around here?
Me: You just ask at the bar for one and
then exchange it for money
[3 days later]
Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a
second
Meirl

Money, Girl, and MeIRL: Jon
@ArfMeasures
[Bar]
Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl
need to do to get a drink around here?
Me: You just ask at the bar for one and
then exchange it for money
[3 days later]
Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a
second
Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Money: Jon @ArfMeasures [Bar] Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl need to do to get a drink around here? Me: You just ask at the bar for one and then exchange it for money [3 days later] Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a second Why I’m still single. by Cock_Vomit MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Money: Jon
@ArfMeasures
[Bar]
Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl
need to do to get a drink around here?
Me: You just ask at the bar for one and
then exchange it for money
[3 days later]
Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a
second
Why I’m still single. by Cock_Vomit
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Money: Jon
@ArfMeasures
[Bar]
Hot woman *winks* so what's a girl
need to do to get a drink around here?
Me: You just ask at the bar for one and
then exchange it for money
[3 days later]
Me *tying my shoelaces* wait a
second
Why I’m still single. by Cock_Vomit
MORE MEMES

Why I’m still single. by Cock_Vomit MORE MEMES

Deez Nuts, Dude, and Memes: fab-fun-potatoe: My sister went to go see "Unfriended" in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, "Who is it?" And a dude in the audience yelled "DEEZ NUTS!" and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered on screen. Millennial culture via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YqWgy1

Deez Nuts, Dude, and Memes: fab-fun-potatoe:
My sister went to go see "Unfriended"
in theaters. And there was a scene
where the girl creepily asked, "Who is
it?" And a dude in the audience yelled
"DEEZ NUTS!" and everyone broke
out in laughter while a girl was being
murdered on screen.
Millennial culture via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YqWgy1

Deez Nuts, Dude, and Memes: fab-fun-potatoe:
My sister went to go see "Unfriended"
in theaters. And there was a scene
where the girl creepily asked, "Who is
it?" And a dude in the audience yelled
"DEEZ NUTS!" and everyone broke
out in laughter while a girl was being
murdered on screen.
Millennial culture via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YqWgy1

Millennial culture via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YqWgy1

Dress, Girl, and Indianpeoplefacebook: LaughingColours f LAUGHING Colours WHEN A GIRL SEES ANOTHER GIRL WEARING THE SAME DRESS AS HER

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LAUGHING
Colours
WHEN A GIRL SEES ANOTHER
GIRL WEARING THE SAME
DRESS AS HER

Dress, Girl, and Indianpeoplefacebook: LaughingColours
f
LAUGHING
Colours
WHEN A GIRL SEES ANOTHER
GIRL WEARING THE SAME
DRESS AS HER

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura I've responded to this elsewhere around the Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks are often intending to purchase a lowering of the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in a bar and a man offers to buy you a this: cheerfully ask for something nonalcoholic, while indicating get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just trying to strike up conversation: they wanted you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In my own experience, I have twice been offered a drink and instead suggested food -- in both cases, very inexpensive food costing the same or less than a drink drink, try willingness to a and in both -- cases, the man responded angrily. 2 minutes ago Like Reply Jennifer Dziura In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I was starving and suggested the kebab place around the corner. I can't remember who paid, but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy pouted and I never saw him again. The other time, I had done standup in a bar and an older guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually would love some popcorn, which was sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry and acted like I had cheated him somehow. being greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So: Tips for getting drinks- 1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time. 3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol: Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail: X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state. Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%. Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%. Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21% Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%. Hope this helps someone out! Backing this up from years of bar tending.

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
I've responded to this elsewhere around the
Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
are often intending to purchase a lowering of
the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
a bar and a man offers to buy you a
this: cheerfully ask for something
nonalcoholic, while indicating
get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
my own experience, I have twice been offered
a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
cases, very inexpensive food costing the
same or less than a drink
drink, try
willingness to
a
and in both
--
cases, the man responded angrily.
2 minutes ago Like Reply
Jennifer Dziura
In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
was starving and suggested the kebab place
around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
pouted and I never saw him again. The other
time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
would love some popcorn, which was
sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
being
greek-god-of-hair:

erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
I've responded to this elsewhere around the
Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
are often intending to purchase a lowering of
the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
a bar and a man offers to buy you a
this: cheerfully ask for something
nonalcoholic, while indicating
get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
my own experience, I have twice been offered
a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
cases, very inexpensive food costing the
same or less than a drink
drink, try
willingness to
a
and in both
--
cases, the man responded angrily.
2 minutes ago Like Reply
Jennifer Dziura
In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
was starving and suggested the kebab place
around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
pouted and I never saw him again. The other
time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
would love some popcorn, which was
sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
being
greek-god-of-hair:

erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberat...

Gym, Cocaine, and Girl: thic-fil-a @nataliebialota Y'all told a girl at the gym she looked so good and asked her what she's been doing lately she said "really? Just cocaine" I almost choked on my gallon of water Imao

Gym, Cocaine, and Girl: thic-fil-a
@nataliebialota
Y'all told a girl at the gym she looked
so good and asked her what she's
been doing lately she said "really?
Just cocaine" I almost choked on my
gallon of water Imao

Gym, Cocaine, and Girl: thic-fil-a
@nataliebialota
Y'all told a girl at the gym she looked
so good and asked her what she's
been doing lately she said "really?
Just cocaine" I almost choked on my
gallon of water Imao

Work, Girl, and Been: Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean I legitimately just witnessed... at a bar.... a guy...walk up to a girl....and use the line "so... do u play any roblox?" and it work and the girl say yes and they've been talking for 20 minutes now

Work, Girl, and Been: Taylor Nicole Dean
@taylorndean
I legitimately just witnessed... at a bar....
a guy...walk up to a girl....and use the
line "so... do u play any roblox?" and it
work and the girl say yes and they've
been talking for 20 minutes now

Work, Girl, and Been: Taylor Nicole Dean
@taylorndean
I legitimately just witnessed... at a bar....
a guy...walk up to a girl....and use the
line "so... do u play any roblox?" and it
work and the girl say yes and they've
been talking for 20 minutes now

Apparently, Beautiful, and Children: Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown because when her mom packed movies for the trip, she only packed the little boy's favorites 6/13/17, 4:02 PM 460 RETWEETS 1,625 LIKES Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h Replying to @seananmcguire "FINDING NEMO is just as good," says Mom "DORY IS A GIRL LIKE ME AND YOU ONLY BROUGHT BOYS LIKE HIM," wails the girl I feel you, kiddo わ2 51 925 Mom is now asking girl to be reasonable, as apparently boy gets mad when he has to watch "girl" movies, and "You're more mature." わ35 42 620 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h I am so on this kid's side right now you have no idea 28 1,121 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h Little boy has joined conversation: "I like MOANA she likes MOANA we should do MOANA." A protest singalong has begun h1 56 931 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h Mom: "Don't disturb the other--" Both kids: "YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME." Mom--passengers. わ2 다 47 902 YOU SCREAM LIKE THE VENGEFUL MONSTERS YOU ARE, CHILDREN. YOU SCREAM ロ61 1,149 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h Update: l am now on the mom's shit list for helping with the lyrics to "Shiny." Both children now shriek-singing "SHIIIINYYYYYY." I wirn 24 54 Seanan McGuireネ@seananmcgure·1h Little girl now singing "How Far l'll Go" while little boy has launched into "Let It Go." Mom appears to need a drink. YOU EARNED THIS, MOM 12 46 1,047 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h Mom: You're disturbing people! Older woman with German accent: Do you want to know how the song goes in German? GERMAN GRANDMOTHER NOW TEACHING US DISNEY SONGS IN GERMAN. JAPANESE GRANDMOTHER INCHING CLOSER 15 136 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h MOM LOOKS TRAPPED, CHILDREN ARE DELIGHTED, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER 13 47 1,428 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h I am like, 95% sure both of these grandmothers would adopt these children if given half a chance 29 1,026 Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire·1h Japanese grandmother has a beautiful singing voice, and is teaching us "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" 10 52 Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h We have attracted several more children and three more grandparents. I feel my work here is done peaceheather: linssweater: This thread omg ALWAYS reblog

Apparently, Beautiful, and Children: Seanan McGuire
@seananmcguire
Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown
because when her mom packed movies
for the trip, she only packed the little boy's
favorites
6/13/17, 4:02 PM
460 RETWEETS 1,625 LIKES
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Replying to @seananmcguire
"FINDING NEMO is just as good," says
Mom
"DORY IS A GIRL LIKE ME AND YOU ONLY
BROUGHT BOYS LIKE HIM," wails the girl
I feel you, kiddo
わ2
51
925

Mom is now asking girl to be reasonable,
as apparently boy gets mad when he has
to watch "girl" movies, and "You're more
mature."
わ35
42
620
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
I am so on this kid's side right now you
have no idea
28
1,121
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Little boy has joined conversation: "I like
MOANA she likes MOANA we should do
MOANA." A protest singalong has begun
h1
56
931
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Mom: "Don't disturb the other--"
Both kids: "YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE
WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME."
Mom--passengers.
わ2
다 47
902

YOU SCREAM LIKE THE VENGEFUL
MONSTERS YOU ARE, CHILDREN. YOU
SCREAM
ロ61
1,149
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Update: l am now on the mom's shit list for
helping with the lyrics to "Shiny." Both
children now shriek-singing
"SHIIIINYYYYYY." I wirn
24
54
Seanan McGuireネ@seananmcgure·1h
Little girl now singing "How Far l'll Go"
while little boy has launched into "Let It
Go." Mom appears to need a drink. YOU
EARNED THIS, MOM
12
46
1,047
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Mom: You're disturbing people!
Older woman with German accent: Do you
want to know how the song goes in
German?

GERMAN GRANDMOTHER NOW
TEACHING US DISNEY SONGS IN
GERMAN. JAPANESE GRANDMOTHER
INCHING CLOSER
15
136
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
MOM LOOKS TRAPPED, CHILDREN ARE
DELIGHTED, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
13 47
1,428
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
I am like, 95% sure both of these
grandmothers would adopt these children
if given half a chance
29
1,026
Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire·1h
Japanese grandmother has a beautiful
singing voice, and is teaching us "Do You
Want To Build A Snowman?"
10
52
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
We have attracted several more children
and three more grandparents. I feel my
work here is done
peaceheather:

linssweater:
This thread omg
ALWAYS reblog

Apparently, Beautiful, and Children: Seanan McGuire
@seananmcguire
Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown
because when her mom packed movies
for the trip, she only packed the little boy's
favorites
6/13/17, 4:02 PM
460 RETWEETS 1,625 LIKES
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Replying to @seananmcguire
"FINDING NEMO is just as good," says
Mom
"DORY IS A GIRL LIKE ME AND YOU ONLY
BROUGHT BOYS LIKE HIM," wails the girl
I feel you, kiddo
わ2
51
925

Mom is now asking girl to be reasonable,
as apparently boy gets mad when he has
to watch "girl" movies, and "You're more
mature."
わ35
42
620
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
I am so on this kid's side right now you
have no idea
28
1,121
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Little boy has joined conversation: "I like
MOANA she likes MOANA we should do
MOANA." A protest singalong has begun
h1
56
931
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Mom: "Don't disturb the other--"
Both kids: "YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE
WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME."
Mom--passengers.
わ2
다 47
902

YOU SCREAM LIKE THE VENGEFUL
MONSTERS YOU ARE, CHILDREN. YOU
SCREAM
ロ61
1,149
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Update: l am now on the mom's shit list for
helping with the lyrics to "Shiny." Both
children now shriek-singing
"SHIIIINYYYYYY." I wirn
24
54
Seanan McGuireネ@seananmcgure·1h
Little girl now singing "How Far l'll Go"
while little boy has launched into "Let It
Go." Mom appears to need a drink. YOU
EARNED THIS, MOM
12
46
1,047
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
Mom: You're disturbing people!
Older woman with German accent: Do you
want to know how the song goes in
German?

GERMAN GRANDMOTHER NOW
TEACHING US DISNEY SONGS IN
GERMAN. JAPANESE GRANDMOTHER
INCHING CLOSER
15
136
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
MOM LOOKS TRAPPED, CHILDREN ARE
DELIGHTED, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
13 47
1,428
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
I am like, 95% sure both of these
grandmothers would adopt these children
if given half a chance
29
1,026
Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire·1h
Japanese grandmother has a beautiful
singing voice, and is teaching us "Do You
Want To Build A Snowman?"
10
52
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire 1h
We have attracted several more children
and three more grandparents. I feel my
work here is done
peaceheather:

linssweater:
This thread omg
ALWAYS reblog

peaceheather: linssweater: This thread omg ALWAYS reblog

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me Feelings about a girl . 200 Me Her saying Me meirl by TheHalfBloodPrince25 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me
Feelings about a
girl
.
200
Me
Her saying
Me
meirl by TheHalfBloodPrince25
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me
Feelings about a
girl
.
200
Me
Her saying
Me
meirl by TheHalfBloodPrince25
MORE MEMES

meirl by TheHalfBloodPrince25 MORE MEMES

Girl, MeIRL, and Her: Me Feelings about a girl . 200 Me Her saying Me meirl

Girl, MeIRL, and Her: Me
Feelings about a
girl
.
200
Me
Her saying
Me
meirl

Girl, MeIRL, and Her: Me
Feelings about a
girl
.
200
Me
Her saying
Me
meirl

meirl

Dick, Girl, and Gay: 10:42 AM hey ;) *Slides my dick in between your legs* I'm a guy (Can u just play a girl then?) + Message... IDK, MAN, SEEMS KINDA GAY TO ME

Dick, Girl, and Gay: 10:42 AM
hey ;) *Slides my dick in
between your legs*
I'm a guy
(Can u just play a girl
then?)
+
Message...
IDK, MAN, SEEMS KINDA GAY TO ME

Dick, Girl, and Gay: 10:42 AM
hey ;) *Slides my dick in
between your legs*
I'm a guy
(Can u just play a girl
then?)
+
Message...
IDK, MAN, SEEMS KINDA GAY TO ME

Love, Girl, and Boys: DEAR BOYS, IF YOU LOVE A GIRL DON'T TELL HER, SHOW HER https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Girl, and Boys: DEAR BOYS,
IF YOU LOVE A GIRL
DON'T TELL HER,
SHOW HER
https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Girl, and Boys: DEAR BOYS,
IF YOU LOVE A GIRL
DON'T TELL HER,
SHOW HER
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Uber, Best, and Drive: r/AskReddit ? u/Nothing herel 9h What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard? Discussion 7.0k Share 6.9k BEST COMMENTS VnGChrome 3h 1 Award drive for Uber on the weekends and one time a girl who was in her late 20's told me that I was making her uncomfortable. I haven't said a word the whole trip so I asked how I could make the situation better. She said she didn't like how i kept "playing with the fidget stick in the middle of my car." I drive a manual. She then told me that I didn't need to use that because "her car didn't have that" and claimed to be a mechanic fidget stick

Uber, Best, and Drive: r/AskReddit
?
u/Nothing herel 9h
What's the dumbest thing you've ever
heard?
Discussion
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Share
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VnGChrome 3h
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drive for Uber on the weekends and one time a
girl who was in her late 20's told me that I was
making her uncomfortable. I haven't said a word
the whole trip so I asked how I could make the
situation better. She said she didn't like how i
kept "playing with the fidget stick in the middle of
my car." I drive a manual. She then told me that I
didn't need to use that because "her car didn't
have that" and claimed to be a mechanic
fidget stick

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drive for Uber on the weekends and one time a
girl who was in her late 20's told me that I was
making her uncomfortable. I haven't said a word
the whole trip so I asked how I could make the
situation better. She said she didn't like how i
kept "playing with the fidget stick in the middle of
my car." I drive a manual. She then told me that I
didn't need to use that because "her car didn't
have that" and claimed to be a mechanic
fidget stick

fidget stick

Girl, Net, and Make A: you male a girl laugh she likes you you make a grl cry slie loves you https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Net, and Make A: you male a girl laugh she
likes you you make a grl cry
slie loves you
https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Net, and Make A: you male a girl laugh she
likes you you make a grl cry
slie loves you
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1 412 4h Like Reply Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant
I actually lent a girl an umbrella
yesterday which takes the total
number of girls I've made wet this year
to -1
412
4h Like Reply
Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant
I actually lent a girl an umbrella
yesterday which takes the total
number of girls I've made wet this year
to -1
412
4h Like Reply
Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Bad, Bitch, and Memes: nathanielblows @nathanielknows If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch 12/20/17, 11:31 AM li View Tweet activity 👏🏽

Bad, Bitch, and Memes: nathanielblows
@nathanielknows
If you make a girl feel bad about her body
u a bitch
12/20/17, 11:31 AM
li View Tweet activity
👏🏽

Bad, Bitch, and Memes: nathanielblows
@nathanielknows
If you make a girl feel bad about her body
u a bitch
12/20/17, 11:31 AM
li View Tweet activity
👏🏽

👏🏽

College, Friends, and Girl: LaughingColours f LAUGHING Clourss MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH A GIRL IN COLLEGE CANTEEN

College, Friends, and Girl: LaughingColours
f
LAUGHING
Clourss
MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY SEE
ME WITH A GIRL IN COLLEGE
CANTEEN

College, Friends, and Girl: LaughingColours
f
LAUGHING
Clourss
MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY SEE
ME WITH A GIRL IN COLLEGE
CANTEEN

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl. https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: I remember I asked a girl what her favorite color was and she told me orange. The next day I went and bought an orange gift bag, some orange tissue paper, 12 orange roses and filled the bag with Cheetos, a bag of Reese cups, 2 orange candles, some orange hand soap, and an orange Fanta and called her and told her to come over because I had something to give her. The thoughtfulness of it blew her mind. She smiled so hard...told all her friends about it. And I barely spend over $20. Moral of the story is... it's not always about how much money you spend but how much thought you put into it. Dustin J. Crowder BELATIONSHIP ES

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: I remember I asked a girl what
her favorite color was and she told
me orange. The next day I went
and bought an orange gift bag, some
orange tissue paper, 12 orange roses
and filled the bag with Cheetos, a
bag of Reese cups, 2 orange candles,
some orange hand soap, and an
orange Fanta and called her and
told her to come over because I
had something to give her. The
thoughtfulness of it blew her mind.
She smiled so hard...told all her
friends about it. And I barely
spend over $20.
Moral of the story is...
it's not always about how much
money you spend but how much
thought you put into it.
Dustin J. Crowder
BELATIONSHIP
ES

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: I remember I asked a girl what
her favorite color was and she told
me orange. The next day I went
and bought an orange gift bag, some
orange tissue paper, 12 orange roses
and filled the bag with Cheetos, a
bag of Reese cups, 2 orange candles,
some orange hand soap, and an
orange Fanta and called her and
told her to come over because I
had something to give her. The
thoughtfulness of it blew her mind.
She smiled so hard...told all her
friends about it. And I barely
spend over $20.
Moral of the story is...
it's not always about how much
money you spend but how much
thought you put into it.
Dustin J. Crowder
BELATIONSHIP
ES

Cracked, Girl, and Guess: He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess.

Cracked, Girl, and Guess: He's cracked the code we didn't even
know we had
tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.

Cracked, Girl, and Guess: He's cracked the code we didn't even
know we had
tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.

Mulan, Taken, and Target: You took away my victory! [Mulan] No! l did The soldier from the mountains. schuyleryette: aquilacalvitium: moonflowerlights: ninthtravelingman: nealdk: whatarefishfingers: ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin: theprettiestman: Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes ((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier)) thank you, history side of tumblr. He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs. Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera. Thank you medical side of tumblr I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

Mulan, Taken, and Target: You took away my victory!

[Mulan] No!

l did

The soldier from the mountains.
schuyleryette:

aquilacalvitium:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

Mulan, Taken, and Target: You took away my victory!

[Mulan] No!

l did

The soldier from the mountains.
schuyleryette:

aquilacalvitium:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

schuyleryette: aquilacalvitium: moonflowerlights: ninthtravelingman: nealdk: whatarefishfingers: ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin: theprett...

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl. https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, Emo, and Fucking: Netflix will feature less smoking in original content after #StrangerThings 3 criticism. Spicy Emo Meme @ThyArtlsMemes Oh thank god, Netflix has a show where they showed a girl kill herself in her bath tub and another kid gets sodomized by a broom handle, but smoking? That's just too fucking far meirl by memezzer MORE MEMES

Dank, Emo, and Fucking: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
meirl by memezzer
MORE MEMES

Dank, Emo, and Fucking: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
meirl by memezzer
MORE MEMES

meirl by memezzer MORE MEMES

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in original content after #StrangerThings 3 criticism. Spicy Emo Meme @ThyArtlsMemes Oh thank god, Netflix has a show where they showed a girl kill herself in her bath tub and another kid gets sodomized by a broom handle, but smoking? That's just too fucking far meirl

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
meirl

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
meirl

meirl

Party, Usher, and Black: Surprise! Pink Blue Gender Reveal Cakes A guide It's a girl! It's a boy! Black White Binary It will usher in the endtimes It's a computer! It's non-binary! like the prophecy foretold! Red Velvet Spiders Funfetti Whoops! Cake mixup! That one's just a normal cake Holy fuck, spiders! It's a party! O 2019 Jon Baker www.AlarminglyBad.com This comic brought to you by: Cole Wardell @AlarminglyBad Surprise!

Party, Usher, and Black: Surprise!
Pink
Blue
Gender Reveal
Cakes
A guide
It's a girl!
It's a boy!
Black
White
Binary
It will usher in the endtimes
It's a computer!
It's non-binary!
like the prophecy foretold!
Red Velvet
Spiders
Funfetti
Whoops! Cake mixup!
That one's just a normal cake
Holy fuck, spiders!
It's a party!
O 2019 Jon Baker
www.AlarminglyBad.com
This comic brought to you by:
Cole Wardell
@AlarminglyBad
Surprise!

Party, Usher, and Black: Surprise!
Pink
Blue
Gender Reveal
Cakes
A guide
It's a girl!
It's a boy!
Black
White
Binary
It will usher in the endtimes
It's a computer!
It's non-binary!
like the prophecy foretold!
Red Velvet
Spiders
Funfetti
Whoops! Cake mixup!
That one's just a normal cake
Holy fuck, spiders!
It's a party!
O 2019 Jon Baker
www.AlarminglyBad.com
This comic brought to you by:
Cole Wardell
@AlarminglyBad
Surprise!

Surprise!

Be Like, Girl, and Been: When you finally realize that a girl was flirting with you but it's been two years Professional Retard It do be like that

Be Like, Girl, and Been: When you finally realize that a
girl was flirting with you but it's
been two years
Professional
Retard
It do be like that

Be Like, Girl, and Been: When you finally realize that a
girl was flirting with you but it's
been two years
Professional
Retard
It do be like that

It do be like that

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in original content after #StrangerThings 3 criticism. Spicy Emo Meme @ThyArtlsMemes Oh thank god, Netflix has a show where they showed a girl kill herself in her bath tub and another kid gets sodomized by a broom handle, but smoking? That's just too fucking far Picking apart the past

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
Picking apart the past

Emo, Fucking, and God: Netflix will feature less smoking in
original content after
#StrangerThings 3 criticism.
Spicy Emo Meme
@ThyArtlsMemes
Oh thank god, Netflix has a show
where they showed a girl kill herself in
her bath tub and another kid gets
sodomized by a broom handle, but
smoking? That's just too fucking far
Picking apart the past

Picking apart the past

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl. https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Girl, Mind, and Wanna Know: I wanna know what goes through a
boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Iphone, Twitter, and Dresses: A girl who dresses like this is attractive as fuck to me Ceebaby @ceara_coleman 7/1/19 Come sit on mama lap 778.0 DEILLE 11:43 AM 7/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,296 Retweets 13.5K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Dresses: A girl who dresses like this is attractive
as fuck to me
Ceebaby @ceara_coleman 7/1/19
Come sit on mama lap
778.0
DEILLE
11:43 AM 7/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
3,296 Retweets 13.5K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Dresses: A girl who dresses like this is attractive
as fuck to me
Ceebaby @ceara_coleman 7/1/19
Come sit on mama lap
778.0
DEILLE
11:43 AM 7/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
3,296 Retweets 13.5K Likes

Food, Relationships, and Girl: Marry a girl who loves food more than expensive gifts.

Food, Relationships, and Girl: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.

Food, Relationships, and Girl: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.

Fucking, Shit, and Tumblr: STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE I'M CONFUSE D. SHE SAYS SHE'S NON-BINARY, BUT SHE HAS LONG HAIR AND SHE'S FEMININÉ. WHEN I LOOK AT HER, 1 SEE A GIRL THEY DON'T GO BY "SHE" AND A PERSON'S PRESENTATION DOESN'T DEFINE THEIR GENDER. NOT EVERY NON-BINARY PERSON IS ANDROGYNOUS. 1 0 STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE THERE'S NO WAY HE'S TRANS. HE HAS A BOYFRIEND HA! WHAT?I You DO REAIZE THAT SOME TRANS FOLKS ARE GAY, RIGHT? YEAH BUT HIS PARTNER ISN'T TRANS Sol po YoU THINK TRANS PEOPLE ONLY DATE OTHER TRANS PDEPLE? OR ARE You UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT CIS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DATE US STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE Is CYNTHIA GAY? I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. So HE'S STRAIGHT? WOW. NO. WHAT A FUCKING MESS. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, CYNTHIA IS A WOMAN, AND HER PRONOUNS IF ARE SHE/HER. SECOND, SHE IS ONLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, THAT DOESN'T MAKE HER STRAIGHT, THAT MEANS SHE'S A LESBIAN. OR MAYBE SHE'S QUEER OR Bl... DON'T KNOW. erin-nations: Real conversations I’ve had…

Fucking, Shit, and Tumblr: STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
I'M CONFUSE D. SHE SAYS
SHE'S NON-BINARY, BUT
SHE HAS LONG HAIR
AND SHE'S FEMININÉ.
WHEN I LOOK AT HER,
1 SEE A GIRL
THEY DON'T GO
BY "SHE" AND A PERSON'S
PRESENTATION DOESN'T
DEFINE THEIR GENDER.
NOT EVERY NON-BINARY
PERSON IS ANDROGYNOUS.
1
0

STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
THERE'S NO WAY HE'S
TRANS. HE HAS A
BOYFRIEND
HA! WHAT?I You DO
REAIZE THAT SOME
TRANS FOLKS ARE
GAY, RIGHT?
YEAH BUT
HIS PARTNER ISN'T
TRANS
Sol po YoU THINK TRANS
PEOPLE ONLY DATE OTHER
TRANS PDEPLE? OR ARE
You UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT CIS PEOPLE DON'T
WANT TO DATE US

STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
Is CYNTHIA GAY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK SHE HAS
A GIRLFRIEND.
So HE'S
STRAIGHT?
WOW. NO. WHAT A
FUCKING MESS. OKAY,
FIRST OF ALL, CYNTHIA IS A
WOMAN, AND HER PRONOUNS
IF
ARE SHE/HER. SECOND,
SHE IS ONLY ATTRACTED TO
WOMEN, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE HER STRAIGHT, THAT
MEANS SHE'S A LESBIAN.
OR MAYBE SHE'S QUEER OR
Bl... DON'T KNOW.
erin-nations:

Real conversations I’ve had…

Fucking, Shit, and Tumblr: STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
I'M CONFUSE D. SHE SAYS
SHE'S NON-BINARY, BUT
SHE HAS LONG HAIR
AND SHE'S FEMININÉ.
WHEN I LOOK AT HER,
1 SEE A GIRL
THEY DON'T GO
BY "SHE" AND A PERSON'S
PRESENTATION DOESN'T
DEFINE THEIR GENDER.
NOT EVERY NON-BINARY
PERSON IS ANDROGYNOUS.
1
0

STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
THERE'S NO WAY HE'S
TRANS. HE HAS A
BOYFRIEND
HA! WHAT?I You DO
REAIZE THAT SOME
TRANS FOLKS ARE
GAY, RIGHT?
YEAH BUT
HIS PARTNER ISN'T
TRANS
Sol po YoU THINK TRANS
PEOPLE ONLY DATE OTHER
TRANS PDEPLE? OR ARE
You UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT CIS PEOPLE DON'T
WANT TO DATE US

STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY
ABOUT TRANS OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE
Is CYNTHIA GAY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK SHE HAS
A GIRLFRIEND.
So HE'S
STRAIGHT?
WOW. NO. WHAT A
FUCKING MESS. OKAY,
FIRST OF ALL, CYNTHIA IS A
WOMAN, AND HER PRONOUNS
IF
ARE SHE/HER. SECOND,
SHE IS ONLY ATTRACTED TO
WOMEN, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE HER STRAIGHT, THAT
MEANS SHE'S A LESBIAN.
OR MAYBE SHE'S QUEER OR
Bl... DON'T KNOW.
erin-nations:

Real conversations I’ve had…

erin-nations: Real conversations I’ve had…

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome Anon the angel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NSVyFH

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
>Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
99 KB JPG
>Want to get home quick because
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
>Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>l pull over and run over to her
>Old woman inside
>Alive but hurt
>l open the door and pull her out
She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
>One woman comes on
Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
Anon the angel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NSVyFH

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
>Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
99 KB JPG
>Want to get home quick because
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
>Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>l pull over and run over to her
>Old woman inside
>Alive but hurt
>l open the door and pull her out
She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
>One woman comes on
Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
Anon the angel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NSVyFH

Anon the angel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NSVyFH

Cute, Dad, and Love: Female Thoughts @Female Texts I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom's name was "my love" bc her dad said it so often to her and that's just freaking cute I can't this icant.txt

Cute, Dad, and Love: Female Thoughts
@Female Texts
I babysit for a girl who used to
think her mom's name was "my
love" bc her dad said it so often to
her and that's just freaking cute I
can't
this icant.txt

Cute, Dad, and Love: Female Thoughts
@Female Texts
I babysit for a girl who used to
think her mom's name was "my
love" bc her dad said it so often to
her and that's just freaking cute I
can't
this icant.txt

this icant.txt

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: When a girl in class sees you downvoting ads Lillie My skirt got a bit we... awesomesthesia: Everyone hates the ads

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: When a girl in class sees
you downvoting ads
Lillie
My skirt got a bit we...
awesomesthesia:

Everyone hates the ads

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: When a girl in class sees
you downvoting ads
Lillie
My skirt got a bit we...
awesomesthesia:

Everyone hates the ads

awesomesthesia: Everyone hates the ads

Af, Girl, and Depressed: when you're depressed af but you're not a girl so nobody cares

Af, Girl, and Depressed: when you're depressed af but you're
not a girl so nobody cares

Af, Girl, and Depressed: when you're depressed af but you're
not a girl so nobody cares

Shoes, Wikipedia, and Girl: wikipedia brown ||| abolish ICE. Follow @eveewing random thought: never underestimate the power of kids as peer teachers. The person who taught me how to ride a bike was a girl on my block named Desiree. The person who taught me to tie my shoes was a boy around the corner named Javier. Kids have their own pedagogy. 7:39 am-7 Jul 2019 2,341 Retweets 12,745 Likes It doesnt have to be just adults

Shoes, Wikipedia, and Girl: wikipedia brown ||| abolish ICE.
Follow
@eveewing
random thought: never underestimate
the power of kids as peer teachers. The
person who taught me how to ride a
bike was a girl on my block named
Desiree. The person who taught me to
tie my shoes was a boy around the
corner named Javier. Kids have their
own pedagogy.
7:39 am-7 Jul 2019
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It doesnt have to be just adults

Shoes, Wikipedia, and Girl: wikipedia brown ||| abolish ICE.
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random thought: never underestimate
the power of kids as peer teachers. The
person who taught me how to ride a
bike was a girl on my block named
Desiree. The person who taught me to
tie my shoes was a boy around the
corner named Javier. Kids have their
own pedagogy.
7:39 am-7 Jul 2019
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It doesnt have to be just adults

It doesnt have to be just adults

Ass, Crying, and Spider: Marcus @STOPFLEXIN IN I was at chic fil a today and a girl came in crying her eyes out because a big ass spider was on her steering wheel and one of the cashiers walked out there, picked it up with his fingers and sat it in a tree across the street. I swear ldk where tf they findin these employees at “My pleasure”

Ass, Crying, and Spider: Marcus
@STOPFLEXIN
IN
I was at chic fil a today and a girl came
in crying her eyes out because a big ass
spider was on her steering wheel and
one of the cashiers walked out there,
picked it up with his fingers and sat it in
a tree across the street. I swear ldk
where tf they findin these employees at
“My pleasure”

Ass, Crying, and Spider: Marcus
@STOPFLEXIN
IN
I was at chic fil a today and a girl came
in crying her eyes out because a big ass
spider was on her steering wheel and
one of the cashiers walked out there,
picked it up with his fingers and sat it in
a tree across the street. I swear ldk
where tf they findin these employees at
“My pleasure”

“My pleasure”

Head, Girl, and Hair: luis @ShineMyGold today i was lookin at a girl because she had a piece of lettuce in her hair and she looks at me and said "i have a boyfriend." ok lettuce head

Head, Girl, and Hair: luis
@ShineMyGold
today i was lookin at a girl because
she had a piece of lettuce in her hair
and she looks at me and said "i have a
boyfriend." ok lettuce head

Head, Girl, and Hair: luis
@ShineMyGold
today i was lookin at a girl because
she had a piece of lettuce in her hair
and she looks at me and said "i have a
boyfriend." ok lettuce head

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met herbivore! Tran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom We all bomb sometimes

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met
herbivore!
Tran into a girl at a
vegan restaurant who
said she knew me
The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom
We all bomb sometimes

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met
herbivore!
Tran into a girl at a
vegan restaurant who
said she knew me
The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom
We all bomb sometimes

We all bomb sometimes

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met herbivore! Tran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom We all bomb sometimes

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met
herbivore!
Tran into a girl at a
vegan restaurant who
said she knew me
The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom
We all bomb sometimes

Vegan, Girl, and Restaurant: But I never met
herbivore!
Tran into a girl at a
vegan restaurant who
said she knew me
The Oatmeal ittp//theoatmealezom
We all bomb sometimes

We all bomb sometimes

Prince, Taken, and Tumblr: PSGUITARIST 7 spiroandthelacktones: cherry-flavored-sigh: taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it upthen i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games

spiroandthelacktones: cherry-flavored-sigh: taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it upthen i asked my bo...

Alien, Define, and Girl: Will you marry a raped girl? Raped is not an adjective. It doesn't describe a person. It is just a verb, it just happened. Being raped doesn't define anyone. I was mugged once on gun point, no one calls me 'a mugged guy'. She is still a girl. A normal girl not an alien. Something that needed to be said!

Alien, Define, and Girl: Will you marry a raped girl?
Raped is not an adjective. It
doesn't describe a person. It
is just a verb, it just happened.
Being raped doesn't define
anyone. I was mugged once on
gun point, no one calls me 'a
mugged guy'. She is still a girl. A
normal girl not an alien.
Something that needed to be said!

Alien, Define, and Girl: Will you marry a raped girl?
Raped is not an adjective. It
doesn't describe a person. It
is just a verb, it just happened.
Being raped doesn't define
anyone. I was mugged once on
gun point, no one calls me 'a
mugged guy'. She is still a girl. A
normal girl not an alien.
Something that needed to be said!

Something that needed to be said!

Girls, Hello, and Tumblr: Every time I say "hello" to a girl... Hello. |meows ) Oh. Okay. lolzandtrollz:Hitting On Girls

Girls, Hello, and Tumblr: Every time I say "hello" to a girl...
Hello.
|meows )
Oh.
Okay.
lolzandtrollz:Hitting On Girls

Girls, Hello, and Tumblr: Every time I say "hello" to a girl...
Hello.
|meows )
Oh.
Okay.
lolzandtrollz:Hitting On Girls

lolzandtrollz:Hitting On Girls

Ariel, Cinderella , and Dude: blackqueerblog Leeroy Morkels Follow @leeroy_M Replying to @Kehlani Are you seriously endorsing a black Ariel? You want an Indian Cinderella next? 8:20 AM 4 Jul 2019 Arshad Wahid Follow @vettichennaiguy Cinderella is the story of a girl who lives with judgy relatives, has a curfew and sneaks at night, falls in love with a dude during a song and dance sequence and has to return home and pretend like nothing ever happened. If this isn't a desi story, I don't know what is. He’s got a point tho.

Ariel, Cinderella , and Dude: blackqueerblog
Leeroy Morkels
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@leeroy_M
Replying to @Kehlani
Are you seriously endorsing a black Ariel? You
want an Indian Cinderella next?
8:20 AM 4 Jul 2019
Arshad Wahid
Follow
@vettichennaiguy
Cinderella is the story of a girl who lives with
judgy relatives, has a curfew and sneaks
at night, falls in love with a dude during a
song and dance sequence and has to return
home and pretend like nothing ever
happened.
If this isn't a desi story, I don't know what is.
He’s got a point tho.

Ariel, Cinderella , and Dude: blackqueerblog
Leeroy Morkels
Follow
@leeroy_M
Replying to @Kehlani
Are you seriously endorsing a black Ariel? You
want an Indian Cinderella next?
8:20 AM 4 Jul 2019
Arshad Wahid
Follow
@vettichennaiguy
Cinderella is the story of a girl who lives with
judgy relatives, has a curfew and sneaks
at night, falls in love with a dude during a
song and dance sequence and has to return
home and pretend like nothing ever
happened.
If this isn't a desi story, I don't know what is.
He’s got a point tho.

He’s got a point tho.

Friends, Love, and Best: Can a boy and a girl be best friends without falling in love? RELATIONSHIP LES

Friends, Love, and Best: Can a boy and a girl be
best friends without
falling in love?
RELATIONSHIP
LES

Friends, Love, and Best: Can a boy and a girl be
best friends without
falling in love?
RELATIONSHIP
LES

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who loves food more than expensive gifts.

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.

Yah, Girl, and Band: lambylin: my favorite part about being instrumentalist is that you become your instrument in a referral sense. no one in band calls someone a "trumpet player". just "a trumpet" The trumpet. they and their trumpet are now one. there is no going back. when i was in band in ninth grade someone asked me "are you a boy or a girl" and i didnt hear him clearly so i said "im a clarinet". Well yah if you’re in band you just say “the flutes always get the melody” referring to both the people and the instruments. And hen you have percussion which I play and I cane up with a great explanation for. Hit hit make sound sound

Yah, Girl, and Band: lambylin:
my favorite part about being
instrumentalist is that you become
your instrument in a referral sense.
no one in band calls someone a
"trumpet player". just "a trumpet"
The trumpet. they and their trumpet
are now one. there is no going back.
when i was in band in ninth grade
someone asked me "are you a boy or
a girl" and i didnt hear him clearly so i
said "im a clarinet".
Well yah if you’re in band you just say “the flutes always get the melody” referring to both the people and the instruments. And hen you have percussion which I play and I cane up with a great explanation for. Hit hit make sound sound

Yah, Girl, and Band: lambylin:
my favorite part about being
instrumentalist is that you become
your instrument in a referral sense.
no one in band calls someone a
"trumpet player". just "a trumpet"
The trumpet. they and their trumpet
are now one. there is no going back.
when i was in band in ninth grade
someone asked me "are you a boy or
a girl" and i didnt hear him clearly so i
said "im a clarinet".
Well yah if you’re in band you just say “the flutes always get the melody” referring to both the people and the instruments. And hen you have percussion which I play and I cane up with a great explanation for. Hit hit make sound sound

Well yah if you’re in band you just say “the flutes always get the melody” referring to both the people and the instruments. And hen you hav...

Be Like, Girl, and Indianpeoplefacebook: f LaughingColours LAUGHING Colours BACK BENCHERS BE LIKE WHEN A GIRL ENTERS THEIR CLASS

Be Like, Girl, and Indianpeoplefacebook: f LaughingColours
LAUGHING
Colours
BACK BENCHERS BE LIKE
WHEN A GIRL ENTERS THEIR
CLASS

Be Like, Girl, and Indianpeoplefacebook: f LaughingColours
LAUGHING
Colours
BACK BENCHERS BE LIKE
WHEN A GIRL ENTERS THEIR
CLASS

Life, Dick, and Girl: years passed since i kissed a girl antivaxxers kids life span 2.0 22+2 2:2 2 2 4+ amount of upvotes my iq willget my.dick size Badwere Me irl

Life, Dick, and Girl: years passed
since i kissed
a girl
antivaxxers
kids life span
2.0 22+2 2:2
2 2
4+
amount
of upvotes
my iq willget
my.dick
size
Badwere
Me irl

Life, Dick, and Girl: years passed
since i kissed
a girl
antivaxxers
kids life span
2.0 22+2 2:2
2 2
4+
amount
of upvotes
my iq willget
my.dick
size
Badwere
Me irl

Me irl

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: Dustin J Crowder Yesterday at 2:23 PM I remember I asked a girl what her favorite color was...and she told me orange. The next day I went and bought an orange gift bag...some of that orange tissue paper...bought 12 orange roses... and filled the bag with a bag of cheetos...a bag of reese cups...2 orange candles...some orange hand soap...and an orange fanta and called her and told her to come over because I had something to give her. The thoughtfulness of it blew her mind. She smiled so hard...told all her friends about it..and i barely spent over $20. Moral of the story is...ts not always about how much money you spend..but how much thought you put it into. Like Comment a thoughtful lad

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: Dustin J Crowder
Yesterday at 2:23 PM
I remember I asked a girl what her favorite color
was...and she told me orange. The next day I went and
bought an orange gift bag...some of that orange tissue
paper...bought 12 orange roses... and filled the bag with
a bag of cheetos...a bag of reese cups...2 orange
candles...some orange hand soap...and an orange fanta
and called her and told her to come over because I had
something to give her. The thoughtfulness of it blew her
mind. She smiled so hard...told all her friends about
it..and i barely spent over $20. Moral of the story is...ts
not always about how much money you spend..but how
much thought you put it into.
Like
Comment
a thoughtful lad

Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: Dustin J Crowder
Yesterday at 2:23 PM
I remember I asked a girl what her favorite color
was...and she told me orange. The next day I went and
bought an orange gift bag...some of that orange tissue
paper...bought 12 orange roses... and filled the bag with
a bag of cheetos...a bag of reese cups...2 orange
candles...some orange hand soap...and an orange fanta
and called her and told her to come over because I had
something to give her. The thoughtfulness of it blew her
mind. She smiled so hard...told all her friends about
it..and i barely spent over $20. Moral of the story is...ts
not always about how much money you spend..but how
much thought you put it into.
Like
Comment
a thoughtful lad

a thoughtful lad