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Dank, Memes, and Target: I know for some of us this time of year isnt easy regardless of how well guarded we are. Heres a e-hug. by outterspacetits MORE MEMES
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America, Drugs, and Friday: s shut Celebrale N 1 Albert Le Tribune Boy Scouts to accept gay boys raduate's open house with Albert Lea Tribane. out Packers. an announcement i Call soday 01-379-9sSO Friday, May 24, 2013 5oc le- rganization continues to disallow gay leaders ldAmeting is plantnied portesd the proponal edb GRAPEVİNE, Teatr)-un po adalto renainsin hırce. her lengthy and w debato a e dedso se of the conservative religions the mittee. The policy change tales effect Jan N may iberal Scout elers l for bs lnaders of the outof America have votel plan to cuntinu ireeninectet Dut Then ay d y boys for the fint time, but wst couducteds has beco a challengi atbonal Cmncl's ann chapter in ouSoot u ict executive, Wayne Brocksald Prank We ate deeply saiddened, an ead to that excl e, president of SA top ofticial for that strp the Southern Baptist Conven tion's esecutive committee h the at copference cristee sold after the vote While atedf rmactions frm the let are d right male clear that the it far n Boy Sooat ead have differing Meanwle many conserya tves within the Scouts are disftse traught at te outoome ofthe mofthe coucil Dallanthispoliey, Rids are brtter off "Homosesal behavior is in contrioversies are far I ONE wben they're in Scouting towever, the outcome wi Wil tbe Souts loupstanding han vot are threatening cast ballots, oi ot eod themembernhip po Scouts, Pagn Ihrough the back door 1-5 bridge collapses PM REPORT eputies tag 3 rmony Park r drugs near when truck ENEVA Three wene arrested ted for drug pos- sion on Thuraday ning near Harmony 79503 291th St. rding to tthe Free- County Sheritt's hits spa No one perishes ports stated at pm. deputies Christian Creed man for a smal nt of marquana son eld on a MOUNT VERNOS Wash (AP)-The Ints state 5 bridge collapse into the Skagit River w caused by an oversize truck hitting the span the Washington State Dek -degree posses 02 am to Patrol chief sald. For reasons unln at this point in time t Thomas John gh for tith semi struck the overh of the bridge causing collapse,John Batist n overnitht new The truck made it ot the bridce and the idr ht ons When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.
America, Drugs, and Friday: s shut
 Celebrale
 N 1 Albert Le
 Tribune
 Boy Scouts to accept gay boys
 raduate's open house with
 Albert Lea Tribane.
 out Packers.
 an announcement i
 Call soday
 01-379-9sSO
 Friday, May 24, 2013
 5oc
 le-
 rganization continues to disallow gay leaders ldAmeting is plantnied portesd the proponal edb
 GRAPEVİNE, Teatr)-un po adalto renainsin hırce.
 her lengthy and w
 debato a e dedso se
 of the conservative religions
 the
 mittee. The policy change tales
 effect Jan
 N may iberal Scout
 elers l for bs
 lnaders of the
 outof America have votel plan to cuntinu ireeninectet Dut Then ay d
 y boys for the fint time, but
 wst couducteds has beco a challengi
 atbonal Cmncl's ann
 chapter in ouSoot u
 ict executive, Wayne Brocksald Prank
 We ate deeply saiddened,
 an ead to that excl
 e, president of
 SA top ofticial
 for that strp
 the Southern Baptist Conven
 tion's esecutive committee
 h the
 at copference cristee sold after the vote While
 atedf rmactions frm the let are
 d right male clear that the
 it far
 n Boy Sooat ead
 have differing
 Meanwle many conserya
 tves within the Scouts are disftse
 traught at te outoome ofthe mofthe coucil
 Dallanthispoliey, Rids are brtter off
 "Homosesal behavior is in
 contrioversies are far
 I ONE
 wben they're in Scouting
 towever, the outcome wi
 Wil
 tbe Souts loupstanding han vot
 are threatening cast ballots, oi ot eod themembernhip po
 Scouts, Pagn
 Ihrough the back door 1-5 bridge
 collapses
 PM REPORT
 eputies tag 3
 rmony Park
 r drugs near
 when
 truck
 ENEVA Three
 wene arrested
 ted for drug pos-
 sion on Thuraday
 ning near Harmony
 79503 291th St.
 rding to tthe Free-
 County Sheritt's
 hits spa
 No one perishes
 ports stated at
 pm. deputies
 Christian Creed
 man for a smal
 nt of marquana
 son
 eld on a
 MOUNT VERNOS
 Wash (AP)-The Ints
 state 5 bridge collapse
 into the Skagit River w
 caused by an oversize
 truck hitting the span
 the Washington State
 Dek
 -degree posses
 02 am to
 Patrol chief sald.
 For reasons unln
 at this point in time t
 Thomas John
 gh for tith
 semi struck the overh
 of the bridge causing
 collapse,John Batist
 n overnitht new
 The truck made it ot
 the bridce and the idr
 ht
 ons
When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.

When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.

Angry Birds, Bad, and Bored: How to Study Likea Harvard Student Taken from Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld, daughter of the Tiger Mother 1. Choose classes that interest you. That way studying doesn't feel like slave labor. If you don't want to learn, then I can't 2. Make some friends. See steps 12, 13, General Principles 3. Study less, but study better 4. Avoid Autopilot Brain at all costs. 5. Vague is bad. Vague is a waste of your time 6. Write it down. 7 Suck it up, buckle down, get it done. Plan of Attack Phase I: Class 8. Show up. Everything will make a lot more sense that way, and you will save yourself a lot of time in the long run. 9. Take notes by hand. I don't know the science behind it, but doing anything by hand is a way of carving it into your memory. Also, if you get bored you will doodle, which is still a thousand times better than ending up on stumbleupon or something. Phase II: Study Time 10. Get out of the library. The sheer fact of being in a library doesn't fill you with knowledge. Eight hours of Facebooking in the library is still eight hours of Facebooking. Also, people who bring food and blankets to the library and just stay there during finals week start to smell weird. Go home and bathe. You can quiz yourself while you wash your hair 11. Do a little every day, but don't let it be your whole day. "This afternoon, I will 0 a problem set. Then, I will watch an episode of South Park and go to the gym" ALWAYS BEATS "Starting right now, I am going to read as much as I possibly can...oh wow, now it's midnight, I'm on page five, and my room reeks of ramen 12. Give yourself incentive. There's function worse abyss study time. If you know you're going out in six hours, you're more likely to get something done. 13. Allow friends to confiscate your phone when they catch you playing Angry Birds. Oh and if you think you need a break, you probably don't. Phase 14. Stop highlighting. Underlining is supposed to keep you focused, but it's actually a one-way ticket to Autopilot Brain. You zone out, look down, and suddenly you have five pages of neon green that you don't remember reading Write notes in the margins instead. 15. Do all your own work. You get nothing out of copying a problem set. It's also shady. 16. Read as much as you can. No way around it. Stop trying to cheat with Sparknotes. 17. Be a smart reader, not a robot (lol) Ask yourself: What is the author trying to prove? What is the logical progression of the argument? You can reading the introduction and conclusion of every chapter. Then, pick any two examples/anecdotes and commit them to memory (write them down). They will help you reconstruct the author's argument later on. 18. Don't read everything, but understand everything that you read Better to have a deep understanding of a limited amount of material, than to have a vague understanding of an entire course. Once again: Vague is bad. Vague is a waste of your time 19. Bullet points. For essays, Phase IV: Reading Period (Review Week) 20. Once again: do not move into the library. Eat, sleep, and bathe 21. If you don't understand it, it will definitely be on the exam. Solution tex 22. Do all the practice problems. This one is totally tiger mom are of rote learning. Newsflash: even at great intellectual bastions like Harvard, you will be names and dates. To memorize effectively: stop reading your list over and over again. It doesn't work. Say it out loud, write it down. Remember how you made friends? Have them quiz you, then return the favor 24. Again with the friends: ask them to listen while you explain a difficult concept to them. This forces you to articulate your understanding. Remember, vague is bad. 25. Go for the big picture. Try to figure out where a specific concept fits into the course as a whole. This will help you tap into Big Themes- every class has Big Themes - which will streamline what you need to know. You can learn a million facts, but until you understand how they fit together, you're missing the point. V: Exam Day 26. Crush exam. Get A. e prep-ademic Back To School
Angry Birds, Bad, and Bored: How to Study Likea
 Harvard Student
 Taken from Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld,
 daughter of the Tiger Mother
 1. Choose classes that interest you. That
 way studying doesn't feel like slave labor.
 If you don't want to learn, then I can't
 2. Make some friends. See steps 12, 13,
 General Principles
 3. Study less, but study better
 4. Avoid Autopilot Brain at all costs.
 5. Vague is bad. Vague is a waste of your
 time
 6. Write it down.
 7 Suck it up, buckle down, get it done.
 Plan of Attack Phase I: Class
 8. Show up. Everything will make a lot
 more sense that way, and you will save
 yourself a lot of time in the long run.
 9. Take notes by hand. I don't know the
 science behind it, but doing anything by
 hand is a way of carving it into your
 memory. Also, if you get bored you will
 doodle, which is still a thousand times
 better than ending up on stumbleupon or
 something.
 Phase II: Study Time
 10. Get out of the library. The sheer fact
 of being in a library doesn't fill you with
 knowledge. Eight hours of Facebooking
 in the library is still eight hours of
 Facebooking. Also, people who bring
 food and blankets to the library and just
 stay there during finals week start to
 smell weird. Go home and bathe. You can
 quiz yourself while you wash your hair
 11. Do a little every day, but don't let it
 be your whole day. "This afternoon, I will
 0
 a problem set. Then, I will watch an
 episode of South Park and go to the
 gym" ALWAYS BEATS "Starting right
 now, I am going to read as much as I
 possibly can...oh wow, now it's midnight,
 I'm on page five, and my room reeks of
 ramen
 12. Give yourself incentive. There's
 function
 worse
 abyss
 study time. If you know you're going out
 in six hours, you're more likely to get
 something done.
 13. Allow friends to confiscate your
 phone when they catch you playing
 Angry Birds. Oh and if you think you need
 a break, you probably don't.
 Phase
 14. Stop highlighting. Underlining is
 supposed to keep you focused, but it's
 actually a one-way ticket to Autopilot
 Brain. You zone out, look down, and
 suddenly you have five pages of neon
 green that you don't remember reading
 Write notes in the margins instead.
 15. Do all your own work. You get nothing
 out of copying a problem set. It's also
 shady.
 16. Read as much as you can. No way
 around it. Stop trying to cheat with
 Sparknotes.
 17. Be a smart reader, not a robot (lol)
 Ask yourself: What is the author trying
 to prove? What is the logical
 progression of the argument? You can
 reading the introduction and conclusion
 of every chapter. Then, pick any two
 examples/anecdotes and commit them to
 memory (write them down). They will
 help you reconstruct the author's
 argument later on.
 18. Don't read everything, but
 understand everything that you read
 Better to have a deep understanding of a
 limited amount of material, than to have a
 vague understanding of an entire course.
 Once again: Vague is bad. Vague is a
 waste of your time
 19. Bullet points. For essays,
 Phase IV: Reading Period (Review Week)
 20. Once again: do not move into the
 library. Eat, sleep, and bathe
 21. If you don't understand it, it will
 definitely be on the exam. Solution
 tex
 22. Do all the practice problems. This
 one is totally tiger mom
 are
 of
 rote learning. Newsflash: even at great
 intellectual bastions like Harvard, you will
 be
 names and dates. To memorize
 effectively: stop reading your list over
 and over again. It doesn't work. Say it out
 loud, write it down. Remember how you
 made friends? Have them quiz you, then
 return the favor
 24. Again with the friends: ask them to
 listen while you explain a difficult
 concept to them. This forces you to
 articulate your understanding.
 Remember, vague is bad.
 25. Go for the big picture. Try to figure
 out where a specific concept fits into the
 course as a whole. This will help you tap
 into Big Themes- every class has Big
 Themes - which will streamline what you
 need to know. You can learn a million
 facts, but until you understand how they
 fit together, you're missing the point.
 V: Exam Day
 26. Crush exam. Get A.
 e prep-ademic
Back To School

Back To School

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 and c
 underf
 f the b
 tch he
 e deat
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 ed o
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 t she d
 pened
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 at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m
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Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:



Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.
You’re a force to be reckoned with.

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? 


So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.


Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? 

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.


You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.


Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box


This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers 

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig 

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

To answer everyone’s questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search ‘iwnh’ and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.

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