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Best Friend, School, and Stan: in ariana we stan @yuhhboybryce I told my best friend I didn't have a date to my nursing school formal.. Him: Why didn'tu ask me? Me: Well Trent, because ur straight Him: Bryce we've been buddies for years &it kinda hurts my feelings u think I still care what people say In my opinion, everyone needs a Trent! wholesome bros

Best Friend, School, and Stan: in ariana we stan
@yuhhboybryce
I told my best friend I didn't have a
date to my nursing school formal..
Him: Why didn'tu ask me?
Me: Well Trent, because ur straight
Him: Bryce we've been buddies for
years &it kinda hurts my feelings u
think I still care what people say
In my opinion, everyone needs a Trent!
wholesome bros

Best Friend, School, and Stan: in ariana we stan
@yuhhboybryce
I told my best friend I didn't have a
date to my nursing school formal..
Him: Why didn'tu ask me?
Me: Well Trent, because ur straight
Him: Bryce we've been buddies for
years &it kinda hurts my feelings u
think I still care what people say
In my opinion, everyone needs a Trent!
wholesome bros

wholesome bros

Snapchat, Date, and Girl: when you go on a date with a girl from snapchat but it turns out she doesn't even have dog ears. Biggest pet peeve

Snapchat, Date, and Girl: when you go on a date with a girl
from snapchat but it turns out she
doesn't even have dog ears.
Biggest pet peeve

Snapchat, Date, and Girl: when you go on a date with a girl
from snapchat but it turns out she
doesn't even have dog ears.
Biggest pet peeve

Biggest pet peeve

Dank, Memes, and Snapchat: when you go on a date with a girl from snapchat but it turns out she doesn't even have dog ears. I’ve been bamboozled by PM_ME_TITS_4_DOG_PIC MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Snapchat: when you go on a date with a girl
from snapchat but it turns out she
doesn't even have dog ears.
I’ve been bamboozled by PM_ME_TITS_4_DOG_PIC
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Snapchat: when you go on a date with a girl
from snapchat but it turns out she
doesn't even have dog ears.
I’ve been bamboozled by PM_ME_TITS_4_DOG_PIC
MORE MEMES

I’ve been bamboozled by PM_ME_TITS_4_DOG_PIC MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Chick-Fil-A, and Love: Mitch @Mitchellford91 Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a date and she said "it would be my pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil- ationship Love story

Beautiful, Chick-Fil-A, and Love: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship
Love story

Beautiful, Chick-Fil-A, and Love: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship
Love story

Love story

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember those chihuahuas from last night? Yes I do, why do you ask They said they would go on a date with us if we lost some weight, We better start losing some weight then. I think I know the perfect way! lolzandtrollz: Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember
those chihuahuas from
last night?
Yes I do, why
do you ask
They said they would
go on a date with us if
we lost some weight,
We better start losing some weight then.
I think I know the perfect way!
lolzandtrollz:

Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember
those chihuahuas from
last night?
Yes I do, why
do you ask
They said they would
go on a date with us if
we lost some weight,
We better start losing some weight then.
I think I know the perfect way!
lolzandtrollz:

Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

lolzandtrollz: Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Ass, Bitch, and Bmw: 3 hrs This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as hell but when I asked him where we going he said and I quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked away! you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke man O You and 185 others 47 shares So because he offered to take you to dinner at Applebee's he's broke? You had to tell him of all your worldly accomplishments to sound good? You don't know that man's financial status. He could own several Applebee's, he could be a broker, he could a doctor but you judged him off a restaurant? I'm sure if I saw his face he would be laughing because he just dodged a bullet. You own all of those things but you still don't have a man. It's not because your standards are high it's because you ain't shit. be GIF Write a comment... This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

Ass, Bitch, and Bmw: 3 hrs
This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as
hell but when I asked him where we going he said and I
quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly
cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW
and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked away!
you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than
Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies
keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke
man
O
You and 185 others
47 shares
So because he offered to take you to dinner
at Applebee's he's broke? You had to tell
him of all your worldly accomplishments to
sound good? You don't know that man's
financial status. He could own several
Applebee's, he could be a broker, he could
a doctor but you judged him off a
restaurant? I'm sure if I saw his face he
would be laughing because he just dodged
a bullet. You own all of those things but you
still don't have a man. It's not because your
standards are high it's because you ain't
shit.
be
GIF
Write a comment...
This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

Ass, Bitch, and Bmw: 3 hrs
This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as
hell but when I asked him where we going he said and I
quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly
cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW
and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked away!
you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than
Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies
keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke
man
O
You and 185 others
47 shares
So because he offered to take you to dinner
at Applebee's he's broke? You had to tell
him of all your worldly accomplishments to
sound good? You don't know that man's
financial status. He could own several
Applebee's, he could be a broker, he could
a doctor but you judged him off a
restaurant? I'm sure if I saw his face he
would be laughing because he just dodged
a bullet. You own all of those things but you
still don't have a man. It's not because your
standards are high it's because you ain't
shit.
be
GIF
Write a comment...
This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember those chihuahuas from last night? Yes I do, why do you ask They said they would go on a date with us if we lost some weight, We better start losing some weight then. I think I know the perfect way! lolzandtrollz: Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember
those chihuahuas from
last night?
Yes I do, why
do you ask
They said they would
go on a date with us if
we lost some weight,
We better start losing some weight then.
I think I know the perfect way!
lolzandtrollz:

Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: Hey George, remember
those chihuahuas from
last night?
Yes I do, why
do you ask
They said they would
go on a date with us if
we lost some weight,
We better start losing some weight then.
I think I know the perfect way!
lolzandtrollz:

Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

lolzandtrollz: Corgis’ Secret To Stay In Shape

Dank, Memes, and Target: Do y'all consider this a date? DANK MEM OLOY @eljo the longer I stare at this the wilder it gets What a wild date by Sabbel-e MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Do y'all consider this a date?
DANK
MEM OLOY
@eljo
the longer I stare at this the wilder it
gets
What a wild date by Sabbel-e
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Do y'all consider this a date?
DANK
MEM OLOY
@eljo
the longer I stare at this the wilder it
gets
What a wild date by Sabbel-e
MORE MEMES

What a wild date by Sabbel-e MORE MEMES

England, Facebook, and Friends: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to kiss for men's entertainment f P Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb) concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook: “Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!” Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you’ll have them in custody by tea time. What the fucking fuck

England, Facebook, and Friends: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to
kiss for men's entertainment
f
P
Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a
gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb)
concentrated-sunshine:
yayfeminism:

A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss.
One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook:
“Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!”

Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss
They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you’ll have them in custody by tea time.

What the fucking fuck

England, Facebook, and Friends: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to
kiss for men's entertainment
f
P
Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a
gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb)
concentrated-sunshine:
yayfeminism:

A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss.
One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook:
“Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!”

Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss
They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you’ll have them in custody by tea time.

What the fucking fuck

concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania...

Bad, Bad Bitch, and Bitch: I love when a guy always sees me without makeup and thinks I'm cute and then when we go on a date it's like BOOM yeah you thought that was my final level huh, you just unlocked a new character IM A BAD BITCH

Bad, Bad Bitch, and Bitch: I love when a guy always sees me
without makeup and thinks I'm cute and
then when we go on a date it's like
BOOM yeah you thought that was my
final level huh, you just unlocked a new
character IM A BAD BITCH

Bad, Bad Bitch, and Bitch: I love when a guy always sees me
without makeup and thinks I'm cute and
then when we go on a date it's like
BOOM yeah you thought that was my
final level huh, you just unlocked a new
character IM A BAD BITCH

Dank, Love, and Memes: People Terri Irwin Hasn't Been on a Date Since Losing Steve: ' Already Had My Happily Ever After' Now that is true love. by dobbyisafreepup MORE MEMES

Dank, Love, and Memes: People
Terri Irwin Hasn't Been on a
Date Since Losing Steve: '
Already Had My Happily
Ever After'
Now that is true love. by dobbyisafreepup
MORE MEMES

Dank, Love, and Memes: People
Terri Irwin Hasn't Been on a
Date Since Losing Steve: '
Already Had My Happily
Ever After'
Now that is true love. by dobbyisafreepup
MORE MEMES

Now that is true love. by dobbyisafreepup MORE MEMES

Date, Com, and Que: andre @arctmankeys eu CASO com quem me levar num lugar desses eh mais que um encontro pra mim eh um pedido de casamento @J4CKMULL 3d Jack mull Would you consider this a date? Mostrar esta sequência

Date, Com, and Que: andre
@arctmankeys
eu CASO com quem me levar num lugar
desses eh mais que um encontro pra mim
eh um pedido de casamento
@J4CKMULL 3d
Jack mull
Would you consider this a date?
Mostrar esta sequência

Date, Com, and Que: andre
@arctmankeys
eu CASO com quem me levar num lugar
desses eh mais que um encontro pra mim
eh um pedido de casamento
@J4CKMULL 3d
Jack mull
Would you consider this a date?
Mostrar esta sequência

Date, Wholesome, and Irl: 9:07 PM If this gets 4k upvotes on me_irl will you go on a date with me? 9:08 PM I'll go on a date with you regardless Wholesome sh*t posting

Date, Wholesome, and Irl: 9:07 PM
If this gets 4k upvotes on me_irl will
you go on a date with me?
9:08 PM
I'll go on a date with you
regardless
Wholesome sh*t posting

Date, Wholesome, and Irl: 9:07 PM
If this gets 4k upvotes on me_irl will
you go on a date with me?
9:08 PM
I'll go on a date with you
regardless
Wholesome sh*t posting

Wholesome sh*t posting

McDonalds, Thank You, and Date: McDonalds is a date, sitting in our car talking is a date, laying in bed is a date. $0 or $100 thank you for spending time w me :)

McDonalds, Thank You, and Date: McDonalds is a date, sitting in our car
talking is a date, laying in bed is a date. $0
or $100 thank you for spending time w me
:)

McDonalds, Thank You, and Date: McDonalds is a date, sitting in our car
talking is a date, laying in bed is a date. $0
or $100 thank you for spending time w me
:)

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago I told my friends I have a date with an attractive girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too. PD Gottem

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
PD
Gottem

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
PD
Gottem

Gottem

Date, Alright, and Back: Back May Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back Contact May Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? I dont hno s3

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I dont hno
s3

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I dont hno
s3

Date, Alright, and Back: Back Contact May Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? One chance in 14000605

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
One chance in 14000605

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
One chance in 14000605

One chance in 14000605

Dr. Seuss, Date, and Ducks: Lauren YOU MATCHED WITH LAUREN ON 15/05/2019. Roses are red Ducks go quack Lets go on a date Because you're a snack Thursday 14:12 What a lovely poem Can you write a haiku? Thursday 14:49 This is a haiku It's not that good though is it? See it was rubbish Today 13:11 Nah I rate the Haiku A Limerick Today 13:49 Isaw Lauren and swiped right Because l thought she was alright She asked for a haiku And a limerick too But the last line was kind of shite Sent Type a message .Send Call me Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss, Date, and Ducks: Lauren
YOU MATCHED WITH LAUREN ON 15/05/2019.
Roses are red
Ducks go quack
Lets go on a date
Because you're a snack
Thursday 14:12
What a lovely poem
Can you write a haiku?
Thursday 14:49
This is a haiku
It's not that good though is it?
See it was rubbish
Today 13:11
Nah I rate the Haiku
A Limerick
Today 13:49
Isaw Lauren and swiped right
Because l thought she was
alright
She asked for a haiku
And a limerick too
But the last line was kind of shite
Sent
Type a message .Send
Call me Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss, Date, and Ducks: Lauren
YOU MATCHED WITH LAUREN ON 15/05/2019.
Roses are red
Ducks go quack
Lets go on a date
Because you're a snack
Thursday 14:12
What a lovely poem
Can you write a haiku?
Thursday 14:49
This is a haiku
It's not that good though is it?
See it was rubbish
Today 13:11
Nah I rate the Haiku
A Limerick
Today 13:49
Isaw Lauren and swiped right
Because l thought she was
alright
She asked for a haiku
And a limerick too
But the last line was kind of shite
Sent
Type a message .Send
Call me Dr. Seuss

Call me Dr. Seuss

Date, Alright, and Back: Back May Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back Contact May Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? aven't programmed that path yet That one case that was not suppose to happen

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
aven't programmed that path
yet
That one case that was not suppose to happen

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
aven't programmed that path
yet
That one case that was not suppose to happen

That one case that was not suppose to happen

God, Shit, and Date: Haven't we matched before? Today 7:03 PM Yea we did Why did we unmatch? We went on a date Oh shit oh god oh fuck

God, Shit, and Date: Haven't we matched before?
Today 7:03 PM
Yea we did
Why did we unmatch?
We went on a date
Oh shit oh god oh fuck

God, Shit, and Date: Haven't we matched before?
Today 7:03 PM
Yea we did
Why did we unmatch?
We went on a date
Oh shit oh god oh fuck

Oh shit oh god oh fuck

Teacher, Date, and Ability: Why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date?? pls just take the hint. leaat dake 7 I dont like o no yi 1/101A 00 51 It's cause u forgot to put the date on the paper 3h 47 likes Reply The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent

Teacher, Date, and Ability: Why does my teacher keep asking me
out on a date?? pls just take the hint.
leaat
dake 7
I dont like
o no
yi
1/101A 00 51
It's cause u forgot to put the date
on the paper
3h 47 likes Reply
The ability to speak doesn't make
you intelligent
The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent

Teacher, Date, and Ability: Why does my teacher keep asking me
out on a date?? pls just take the hint.
leaat
dake 7
I dont like
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The ability to speak doesn't make
you intelligent
The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent

The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent

Date, Alright, and Back: Back May Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno

Funny, Tinder, and Date: Back Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? I dont know Ss Not specifically Tinder and not my conversation, but here’s a shitpost I found funny

Funny, Tinder, and Date: Back
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I dont know
Ss
Not specifically Tinder and not my conversation, but here’s a shitpost I found funny

Funny, Tinder, and Date: Back
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I dont know
Ss
Not specifically Tinder and not my conversation, but here’s a shitpost I found funny

Not specifically Tinder and not my conversation, but here’s a shitpost I found funny

Food, Titties, and Date: KM @queenkimbaby Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair, take HIM out on a date. We reciprocating, ladies. where is seahaven @bluebyou suck HIS titties What goes around comes around

Food, Titties, and Date: KM
@queenkimbaby
Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair,
take HIM out on a date. We
reciprocating, ladies.
where is seahaven
@bluebyou
suck HIS titties
What goes around comes around

Food, Titties, and Date: KM
@queenkimbaby
Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair,
take HIM out on a date. We
reciprocating, ladies.
where is seahaven
@bluebyou
suck HIS titties
What goes around comes around

What goes around comes around

Date, Alright, and Back: Back May Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? I Jont know A. Wrag “Guy like me” gets a date

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I Jont know
A.
Wrag
“Guy like me” gets a date

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
I Jont know
A.
Wrag
“Guy like me” gets a date

“Guy like me” gets a date

Dank, Memes, and Target: Contact Back May Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? haven't programmed that path yet I guess the next step is anal? by scan_line110110 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Contact
Back
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
haven't programmed that path yet
I guess the next step is anal? by scan_line110110
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Contact
Back
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
haven't programmed that path yet
I guess the next step is anal? by scan_line110110
MORE MEMES

I guess the next step is anal? by scan_line110110 MORE MEMES

Date, Alright, and Back: Back May Contact Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? Idont kno A skill I wish I had

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno
A skill I wish I had

Date, Alright, and Back: Back
May
Contact
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
Idont kno
A skill I wish I had

A skill I wish I had

Date, Quantum Mechanics, and MeIRL: Back Contact May Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM I wish i could date a guy like you I'm a guy like me Alright then, want to go on a date? ACTUALLY QUANTUM MECHANICS FORBIDS THIS. Meirl

Date, Quantum Mechanics, and MeIRL: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
ACTUALLY
QUANTUM MECHANICS FORBIDS THIS.
Meirl

Date, Quantum Mechanics, and MeIRL: Back
Contact
May
Tue, Feb 12, 4:34 PM
I wish i could date a guy like
you
I'm a guy like me
Alright then, want to go on a
date?
ACTUALLY
QUANTUM MECHANICS FORBIDS THIS.
Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Photoshop: Relaxing on a Saturday night Going on a date on Saturday night Spending Saturday night in Photoshop making a realistic Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh Made for Reddit and not for dumbinstagram Who needs a girlfriend anyways? by Its_MERICA MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Photoshop: Relaxing on a Saturday
night
Going on a date on
Saturday night
Spending Saturday
night in Photoshop
making a realistic
Tuxedo Winnie the
Pooh
Made for Reddit and not for dumbinstagram
Who needs a girlfriend anyways? by Its_MERICA
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Photoshop: Relaxing on a Saturday
night
Going on a date on
Saturday night
Spending Saturday
night in Photoshop
making a realistic
Tuxedo Winnie the
Pooh
Made for Reddit and not for dumbinstagram
Who needs a girlfriend anyways? by Its_MERICA
MORE MEMES

Who needs a girlfriend anyways? by Its_MERICA MORE MEMES

Love, Memes, and True: A DATE WITH A BASHFUL BOY NEXT DOOR- youre of out thisWorld thoughts His boyish grin could quite possibly heal the world about you HOW OFALL OUTOF LOVE TRUE FLYNN MO - feels verystrongly about old films PATTEN once got stuck on about history loves learning his roof for hours the kind to dragyou o always going for coffee -catches you watching but just grins -has the most absurd ideas wakesyou up to go stargazing an adventure one d -always eating green apples Niche Memes✨

Love, Memes, and True: A DATE WITH A BASHFUL
BOY NEXT DOOR-
youre
of
out
thisWorld
thoughts
His boyish grin could quite possibly heal the world
about
you
HOW
OFALL
OUTOF
LOVE
TRUE
FLYNN
MO
- feels verystrongly
about old films
PATTEN
once got stuck on about history
loves learning
his roof for hours the kind to dragyou o
always going for coffee
-catches you watching but just grins -has the most absurd ideas
wakesyou up to go stargazing
an adventure one d
-always eating green apples
Niche Memes✨

Love, Memes, and True: A DATE WITH A BASHFUL
BOY NEXT DOOR-
youre
of
out
thisWorld
thoughts
His boyish grin could quite possibly heal the world
about
you
HOW
OFALL
OUTOF
LOVE
TRUE
FLYNN
MO
- feels verystrongly
about old films
PATTEN
once got stuck on about history
loves learning
his roof for hours the kind to dragyou o
always going for coffee
-catches you watching but just grins -has the most absurd ideas
wakesyou up to go stargazing
an adventure one d
-always eating green apples
Niche Memes✨

Niche Memes✨

Ass, Club, and Girls: @YandiS I have a question to all men Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass. LIBERTY @Katlego_Mahapa The same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay laughoutloud-club: That’s one sick BURN!!

Ass, Club, and Girls: @YandiS
I have a question to all men
Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be
below your ass.
LIBERTY
@Katlego_Mahapa
The same reason why your girls bring a purse
on a date and don't pay
laughoutloud-club:

That’s one sick BURN!!

Ass, Club, and Girls: @YandiS
I have a question to all men
Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be
below your ass.
LIBERTY
@Katlego_Mahapa
The same reason why your girls bring a purse
on a date and don't pay
laughoutloud-club:

That’s one sick BURN!!

laughoutloud-club: That’s one sick BURN!!

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are the love of my life me being in a relationship going on a date spending time with them meeting someone You win some, you lose some

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
spending
time
with them
meeting
someone
You win some, you lose some

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
spending
time
with them
meeting
someone
You win some, you lose some

You win some, you lose some

Memes, Brooklyn, and Date: ljust want someone to take me out. Like on a date or with a sniper Surprise m Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Memes, Brooklyn, and Date: ljust want someone
to take me out.
Like on a date or with a sniper
Surprise m
Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Memes, Brooklyn, and Date: ljust want someone
to take me out.
Like on a date or with a sniper
Surprise m
Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are the love of my life me being in a relationship going on a date spending time with them meeting someone meirl

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
spending time
with them
meeting
someone
meirl

Life, Love, and Date: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
spending time
with them
meeting
someone
meirl

meirl

Food, Titties, and Date: KM @queenkimbaby Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair, take HIM out on a date. We reciprocating, ladies. G where is seahaven @bluebyou suck HIS titties I can agree to this

Food, Titties, and Date: KM
@queenkimbaby
Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair,
take HIM out on a date. We
reciprocating, ladies. G
where is seahaven
@bluebyou
suck HIS titties
I can agree to this

Food, Titties, and Date: KM
@queenkimbaby
Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair,
take HIM out on a date. We
reciprocating, ladies. G
where is seahaven
@bluebyou
suck HIS titties
I can agree to this

I can agree to this

Bad, Date, and Game: D4 Miss. C9? Oh my bad, I thought this was a vending machine bc you look like a snack Oh damn i thought we were playing the board game battleship. Do you still wanna C9 inches though?? Sent Somehow scored a date with this girl after this absolute garbage line

Bad, Date, and Game: D4
Miss.
C9?
Oh my bad, I thought this
was a vending machine bc
you look like a snack
Oh damn i thought we
were playing the board
game battleship.
Do you still wanna C9
inches though??
Sent
Somehow scored a date with this girl after this absolute garbage line

Bad, Date, and Game: D4
Miss.
C9?
Oh my bad, I thought this
was a vending machine bc
you look like a snack
Oh damn i thought we
were playing the board
game battleship.
Do you still wanna C9
inches though??
Sent
Somehow scored a date with this girl after this absolute garbage line

Somehow scored a date with this girl after this absolute garbage line

Life, Love, and Memes: deciding they are the love of my life me being in a relationship going on a date Spendin with them meetin omeone

Life, Love, and Memes: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
Spendin
with them
meetin
omeone

Life, Love, and Memes: deciding they are
the love of my life
me
being in a
relationship
going on a date
Spendin
with them
meetin
omeone

Aww, Cute, and Sublime: Made an effort to look "cute" for you. Better appreciate that. Aww, you shouldn't have. You use sublime. You probably use a floating wm too. My expectations are low. Going a date with a female programmer tonight. We were chatting earlier. Here’s part of our conversation.

Aww, Cute, and Sublime: Made an effort to look "cute"
for you. Better appreciate that.
Aww, you shouldn't have. You
use sublime. You probably use
a floating wm too. My
expectations are low.
Going a date with a female programmer tonight. We were chatting earlier. Here’s part of our conversation.

Aww, Cute, and Sublime: Made an effort to look "cute"
for you. Better appreciate that.
Aww, you shouldn't have. You
use sublime. You probably use
a floating wm too. My
expectations are low.
Going a date with a female programmer tonight. We were chatting earlier. Here’s part of our conversation.

Going a date with a female programmer tonight. We were chatting earlier. Here’s part of our conversation.

Dank, Iphone, and McDonalds: angel @hug_me_plzzz i'm thankful for women like her cos someone needs to appreciate these niggas living below the poverty line n it won't be me sean*! @dumping 3d mcdonald's is a date, sitting in your car talking is a date, laying in bed is a date. $O or $100 thank you for spending time with me. 12:11 AM 5/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,134 Retweets 6,433 Likes Damn, just when things were beginning to lookup by ThickCapital MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and McDonalds: angel
@hug_me_plzzz
i'm thankful for women like her cos
someone needs to appreciate these
niggas living below the poverty line n it
won't be me
sean*! @dumping 3d
mcdonald's is a date, sitting in your car talking
is a date, laying in bed is a date. $O or $100
thank you for spending time with me.
12:11 AM 5/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
2,134 Retweets 6,433 Likes
Damn, just when things were beginning to lookup by ThickCapital
MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and McDonalds: angel
@hug_me_plzzz
i'm thankful for women like her cos
someone needs to appreciate these
niggas living below the poverty line n it
won't be me
sean*! @dumping 3d
mcdonald's is a date, sitting in your car talking
is a date, laying in bed is a date. $O or $100
thank you for spending time with me.
12:11 AM 5/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
2,134 Retweets 6,433 Likes
Damn, just when things were beginning to lookup by ThickCapital
MORE MEMES

Damn, just when things were beginning to lookup by ThickCapital MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece IS NOW A SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST? TO GET SMOOTH CHOOL EXAMPLE, WHo WA NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE WHAT WOULD YOu SAY? GET UP HERE I think you are beautiful and I would like to ask you on a date DEATHBULG.COM awesomacious: Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
awesomacious:

Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
awesomacious:

Wholesome flirting class

awesomacious: Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece IS NOW A SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST? TO GET SMOOTH CHOOL EXAMPLE, WHo WA NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE WHAT WOULD YOu SAY? GET UP HERE I think you are beautiful and I would like to ask you on a date DEATHBULG.COM awesomacious: Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
awesomacious:

Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Tumblr: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
awesomacious:

Wholesome flirting class

awesomacious: Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece IS NOW A SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST? TO GET SMOOTH CHOOL EXAMPLE, WHo WA NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE WHAT WOULD YOu SAY? GET UP HERE I think you are beautiful and I would like to ask you on a date DEATHBULG.COM Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
Wholesome flirting class

Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece IS NOW A SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST? TO GET SMOOTH CHOOL EXAMPLE, WHo WA NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE WHAT WOULD YOu SAY? GET UP HERE I think you are beautiful and I would like to ask you on a date DEATHBULG.COM Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
Wholesome flirting class

Beautiful, Smooth, and Date: OkAy CLASS, FLIRTING | LET'S START WİTH AN)(İF Some HoT Piece
IS NOW A
SUBJECT So IT'S TIME TO GO FIRST?
TO GET SMOOTH
CHOOL
EXAMPLE, WHo WA
NTSCAUGHT YOUR EYE
WHAT WOULD YOu SAY?
GET UP HERE
I think you are beautiful
and I would like to ask
you on a date
DEATHBULG.COM
Wholesome flirting class

Wholesome flirting class

Funny, Taken, and Tumblr: After this week Irlly need to get taken out...on a date or by a sniper either one is fine w me at this point Same.

Funny, Taken, and Tumblr: After this week Irlly need to get
taken out...on a date or by a sniper
either one is fine w me at this point
Same.

Funny, Taken, and Tumblr: After this week Irlly need to get
taken out...on a date or by a sniper
either one is fine w me at this point
Same.

Same.

Crying, Dude, and Love: Bess Kalb @bessbell -Aug 10 Love and light to the girl on a date next to me last night who paused for a beat, drank her wine, and then said "Would you?" when the dude said "l'd say my one inspiration as an artist is Quentin Tarantino." Andrew Wiebusch @acwiebusch 5h The use of 'dude' here is nauseating. Maybe don't be a sexist tool while crying about sexism? I don't go around constantly and only referring to women as chicks'. Get a grip. Equality: you're doing it wrong. justgazing: “Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

Crying, Dude, and Love: Bess Kalb @bessbell -Aug 10
Love and light to the girl on a date next to me last night who paused for a beat,
drank her wine, and then said "Would you?" when the dude said "l'd say my
one inspiration as an artist is Quentin Tarantino."
Andrew Wiebusch @acwiebusch 5h
The use of 'dude' here is nauseating. Maybe don't be a sexist tool while crying
about sexism? I don't go around constantly and only referring to women as
chicks'. Get a grip. Equality: you're doing it wrong.
justgazing:
“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

Crying, Dude, and Love: Bess Kalb @bessbell -Aug 10
Love and light to the girl on a date next to me last night who paused for a beat,
drank her wine, and then said "Would you?" when the dude said "l'd say my
one inspiration as an artist is Quentin Tarantino."
Andrew Wiebusch @acwiebusch 5h
The use of 'dude' here is nauseating. Maybe don't be a sexist tool while crying
about sexism? I don't go around constantly and only referring to women as
chicks'. Get a grip. Equality: you're doing it wrong.
justgazing:
“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

justgazing: “Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

Ass, Dank, and Girls: YandieM @Yandi S I have a question to all men Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass. LIBERTY @Katlego_Mahapa The same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay

Ass, Dank, and Girls: YandieM
@Yandi S
I have a question to all men
Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be
below your ass.
LIBERTY
@Katlego_Mahapa
The same reason why your girls bring a purse
on a date and don't pay

Ass, Dank, and Girls: YandieM
@Yandi S
I have a question to all men
Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be
below your ass.
LIBERTY
@Katlego_Mahapa
The same reason why your girls bring a purse
on a date and don't pay

Wine, Date, and Jordan: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge a year ago l was on a date and she asked me if I wanted wine and I said"I don't think they serve wine here" and she deadass says "oh nol brought some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her purse and I think about this a lot Always ready.

Wine, Date, and Jordan: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago l was on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said"I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh nol brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and I think about this a lot
Always ready.

Wine, Date, and Jordan: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago l was on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said"I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh nol brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and I think about this a lot
Always ready.

Always ready.

Be Like, Dating, and Fucking: countlesslytheycongregate But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you've been dating for a couple of months, it's going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you're on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive marvelxs-universe it be like that sometimes

Be Like, Dating, and Fucking: countlesslytheycongregate
But seriously, can you imagine coming
from a nice date with your girlfriend,
you've been dating for a couple of
months, it's going pretty well, and her ex
is lurking outside her apartment and
talking to her cat, which, while annoying
is not that weird, and he seems like an ok
guy, so you forget about it, and a couple
of days later, you're on a date in a nice
restaurant, and the ex turns up looking
like absolute shit, dunks himself into a
lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you
end up having to carry him out to the
hospital where he has a seizure in the
MRI and so you send him home but then
you get his tests back and it turns out his
fucking heart and internal organs are
atrophying because of a sentient parasite
which your girlfriend manages to
separate only the ex runs away and the
parasite ends up in your girlfriend who
goes to give it back to her ex and then
you end up in a weird four way
relationship with your girlfriend, her ex,
and a symbiote that finds the word
parasite offensive
marvelxs-universe
it be like that sometimes

Be Like, Dating, and Fucking: countlesslytheycongregate
But seriously, can you imagine coming
from a nice date with your girlfriend,
you've been dating for a couple of
months, it's going pretty well, and her ex
is lurking outside her apartment and
talking to her cat, which, while annoying
is not that weird, and he seems like an ok
guy, so you forget about it, and a couple
of days later, you're on a date in a nice
restaurant, and the ex turns up looking
like absolute shit, dunks himself into a
lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you
end up having to carry him out to the
hospital where he has a seizure in the
MRI and so you send him home but then
you get his tests back and it turns out his
fucking heart and internal organs are
atrophying because of a sentient parasite
which your girlfriend manages to
separate only the ex runs away and the
parasite ends up in your girlfriend who
goes to give it back to her ex and then
you end up in a weird four way
relationship with your girlfriend, her ex,
and a symbiote that finds the word
parasite offensive
marvelxs-universe
it be like that sometimes