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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 99 ljust want someone to take me out. Like on a date or with a sniper? Surprise me. "Writing things down" is nerdy!? What do you do? I just forget stuff like a cool person. Sometimes boys..just need to be boys. You do realize he did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though? brucewaynehomeforangrychildren:~~ batfam/b99 screenshot redraw ~~

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 99
ljust want someone to take me out.
Like on a date or with a sniper?
Surprise me.

"Writing things down" is nerdy!? What do you do?
I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Sometimes boys..just need to be boys.
You do realize he did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though?
brucewaynehomeforangrychildren:~~ batfam/b99 screenshot redraw ~~

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 99
ljust want someone to take me out.
Like on a date or with a sniper?
Surprise me.

"Writing things down" is nerdy!? What do you do?
I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Sometimes boys..just need to be boys.
You do realize he did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though?
brucewaynehomeforangrychildren:~~ batfam/b99 screenshot redraw ~~

brucewaynehomeforangrychildren:~~ batfam/b99 screenshot redraw ~~

Date, Com, and One: When the new kid says he has no one to go to prom with You, you're coming with me. imgflip.com Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Date, Com, and One: When the new kid says he
has no one to go to prom with
You, you're coming with me.
imgflip.com
Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Date, Com, and One: When the new kid says he
has no one to go to prom with
You, you're coming with me.
imgflip.com
Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Everyone deserves a date to the prom

Cute, Makeup, and Tinder: 11:50 1 ON 12/5/19 YOU MATCHED WITH You're so cute I wouldn't mind letting your makeup take up my entire bathroom counter space Today 10:55 PM a i think i can delete tinder now i've found the one It would be an honor to be your one you're too cute Cute enough to take you on a date? i don't see why not Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Cute, Makeup, and Tinder: 11:50 1
ON 12/5/19
YOU MATCHED WITH
You're so cute I wouldn't mind
letting your makeup take up my
entire bathroom counter space
Today 10:55 PM
a i think i can delete tinder now
i've found the one
It would be an honor to be your
one
you're too cute
Cute enough to take you on a
date?
i don't see why not
Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Cute, Makeup, and Tinder: 11:50 1
ON 12/5/19
YOU MATCHED WITH
You're so cute I wouldn't mind
letting your makeup take up my
entire bathroom counter space
Today 10:55 PM
a i think i can delete tinder now
i've found the one
It would be an honor to be your
one
you're too cute
Cute enough to take you on a
date?
i don't see why not
Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Guess I gotta learn how to clean now

Bitch, Crazy, and Crush: Me: Hey... uhm... I've liked you for a while. Would go out on a date with me? Crush: OMG yeah. I though you'd never ask!! Me: My friends who made me do it: you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it Wait what?!

Bitch, Crazy, and Crush: Me: Hey... uhm... I've liked you for a
while. Would go out on a date with me?
Crush: OMG yeah. I though you'd
never ask!!
Me:
My friends who made me do it:
you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it
Wait what?!

Bitch, Crazy, and Crush: Me: Hey... uhm... I've liked you for a
while. Would go out on a date with me?
Crush: OMG yeah. I though you'd
never ask!!
Me:
My friends who made me do it:
you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it
Wait what?!

Wait what?!

Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: fiftyshadesofsaddd: ghostlywriterr: Beautiful Sintra, Portugal. by @saintjoan who tryna come here w me? its a date ;)

Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: fiftyshadesofsaddd:
ghostlywriterr:

Beautiful Sintra, Portugal.
by @saintjoan

who tryna come here w me? its a date ;)

Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: fiftyshadesofsaddd:
ghostlywriterr:

Beautiful Sintra, Portugal.
by @saintjoan

who tryna come here w me? its a date ;)

fiftyshadesofsaddd: ghostlywriterr: Beautiful Sintra, Portugal. by @saintjoan who tryna come here w me? its a date ;)

Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM
Choose your own adventure:
match on tinder,
you choose to...
A Ghost him, proving his fear of the
paranormal to be well founded.
B. Set up a date but never follow
through and just kind of talik for 2:
months
C.Have a deep and meaningful
conversation
D. Do tinder things
E. Explore the cave for clues
Today 9.20 AM
Ya know usually l'd pick B because
that's how it tends to go most of
time but I'm feelin GOOD and
LUCKY today so i
You explore the cave. You find a
tarch and light it. It's raining outside.
You then choose to
A Leave the cave and walk outsi de.
B. Delve deeper into the cave
C Check to see what else is in the
entrance
I love to delve. B
You delve deeper into the cave as
the light dissapears behind you. You
come across a fork in the cave an
you
A Go left towards the sound of
water
B. Go right towards a faint light
Today 124 PM
I'm feeling kinda perched, A
You enter a cavem with a waterfall
flowing into a crystal clear pool. You
then..
A Get into the water
B. Try to climb up the waterfall
C Look around In the cavem
D. Go beck
Today 3 29 PM
B
Today 0 PM
You go to the waterfall, grab a rock
to climb but it's slippery and you fall
into the weter..
A You swim to share
B. Dive down and explore
C Drown
Teday 8.58 PM
B!
You talke a gulp of air and dive
down You reach the bottom of the
pool and see a lava tube that looks
like it loads to a place to breath,
a glittering sword and a treasure
chest. You choose to..
A Go in the tube and explore some
more
B. Grab the sword
C. Try to open the chest
D. Ascend to the top of the pool
Stitch It!
You enter the tube and find a new
cavern filed with air with a single
sliver of moonlight cutting throigh
the center of the cavern that
connects to the outside. You .
A Check out the discarded journal
sitting besides the moonlight sliver
B. Stand inside of the sliver
C Attempt to figure aut if there is a
code in the stalagtites on the ceiling
Today 9:33 PM
HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm
A
You open the joumal and can see
nates scrawled all over but the
darkest says beware the light. On
the next page is a code number but
you can't make it out in the low light
A Throw somath ing into the
maonlight and see what happens
B. Grab the joumal and go back to
the previous cavern
C. Toss the joumal aside and look at
those stalagtites
D. Try to get your wet torch to light
somehow
C
You study the stalagtites, they
dont meen anything, what did you
cxpect? You pick the journal back
up and...
See above
A
B.
D
Today 10 4 PM
You grab a rock and throw it into
the moonlight beam, it catches fire
lighting up the carven before it
disintegrates away. Having sean this
you...
A Throw all the rocks you can in the
beam to watch the fireworkss
B.Put the end of your torch in the
maonlught beam
C. Go back in the upper cavern
B!
You light the torch! You can now see
cvarything cloarly. You now.
A Take the journal back out and try)
to read it again
B. Look around the cavern to see if
you missed anything
C Stick your hand in the moon
beam to see if it's hat
Honestly...c
You stick your hand in the moon
beam... Surprise it's hot. Having
learned that the fite setting thing is
hot you then..
A Take the journal back out and try
to read it again
B. Look around the cavern to see if
you missed anything
C. Stick your hand in the moon
beam again,
and science
Stitch It!
НАНАН
can I do C and then A
Your hand burns more and you
can't feel your fingers anymore
considering the magic fire thing this
makes sense and you record it for
scientific rigor. You take the journal
back out and read it under the Iight
You read the code that was written
in it and the code is.
A Sabrina's number
B. 1234567890
IM INTRUIGED NOW A!!
You mamorize the number then dive
back into the water and approch the
chest at the bottom of the lake and
put in a tencdigit code. That code
is..
Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM
Choose your own adventure:
match on tinder,
you choose to...
A Ghost him, proving his fear of the
paranormal to be well founded.
B. Set up a date but never follow
through and just kind of talik for 2:
months
C.Have a deep and meaningful
conversation
D. Do tinder things
E. Explore the cave for clues
Today 9.20 AM
Ya know usually l'd pick B because
that's how it tends to go most of
time but I'm feelin GOOD and
LUCKY today so i
You explore the cave. You find a
tarch and light it. It's raining outside.
You then choose to
A Leave the cave and walk outsi de.
B. Delve deeper into the cave
C Check to see what else is in the
entrance
I love to delve. B
You delve deeper into the cave as
the light dissapears behind you. You
come across a fork in the cave an
you
A Go left towards the sound of
water
B. Go right towards a faint light
Today 124 PM
I'm feeling kinda perched, A
You enter a cavem with a waterfall
flowing into a crystal clear pool. You
then..
A Get into the water
B. Try to climb up the waterfall
C Look around In the cavem
D. Go beck
Today 3 29 PM
B
Today 0 PM
You go to the waterfall, grab a rock
to climb but it's slippery and you fall
into the weter..
A You swim to share
B. Dive down and explore
C Drown
Teday 8.58 PM
B!
You talke a gulp of air and dive
down You reach the bottom of the
pool and see a lava tube that looks
like it loads to a place to breath,
a glittering sword and a treasure
chest. You choose to..
A Go in the tube and explore some
more
B. Grab the sword
C. Try to open the chest
D. Ascend to the top of the pool
Stitch It!
You enter the tube and find a new
cavern filed with air with a single
sliver of moonlight cutting throigh
the center of the cavern that
connects to the outside. You .
A Check out the discarded journal
sitting besides the moonlight sliver
B. Stand inside of the sliver
C Attempt to figure aut if there is a
code in the stalagtites on the ceiling
Today 9:33 PM
HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm
A
You open the joumal and can see
nates scrawled all over but the
darkest says beware the light. On
the next page is a code number but
you can't make it out in the low light
A Throw somath ing into the
maonlight and see what happens
B. Grab the joumal and go back to
the previous cavern
C. Toss the joumal aside and look at
those stalagtites
D. Try to get your wet torch to light
somehow
C
You study the stalagtites, they
dont meen anything, what did you
cxpect? You pick the journal back
up and...
See above
A
B.
D
Today 10 4 PM
You grab a rock and throw it into
the moonlight beam, it catches fire
lighting up the carven before it
disintegrates away. Having sean this
you...
A Throw all the rocks you can in the
beam to watch the fireworkss
B.Put the end of your torch in the
maonlught beam
C. Go back in the upper cavern
B!
You light the torch! You can now see
cvarything cloarly. You now.
A Take the journal back out and try)
to read it again
B. Look around the cavern to see if
you missed anything
C Stick your hand in the moon
beam to see if it's hat
Honestly...c
You stick your hand in the moon
beam... Surprise it's hot. Having
learned that the fite setting thing is
hot you then..
A Take the journal back out and try
to read it again
B. Look around the cavern to see if
you missed anything
C. Stick your hand in the moon
beam again,
and science
Stitch It!
НАНАН
can I do C and then A
Your hand burns more and you
can't feel your fingers anymore
considering the magic fire thing this
makes sense and you record it for
scientific rigor. You take the journal
back out and read it under the Iight
You read the code that was written
in it and the code is.
A Sabrina's number
B. 1234567890
IM INTRUIGED NOW A!!
You mamorize the number then dive
back into the water and approch the
chest at the bottom of the lake and
put in a tencdigit code. That code
is..
Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Date, Focus, and Nonsense: Alphah Lorenzo Wensley 10 hrs If you call her for a date and she comes with her friend. Just focus on her friend. She won't repeat that nonsense again 18 Comments 13 Shares 43 ל Like Share Comment

Date, Focus, and Nonsense: Alphah Lorenzo Wensley
10 hrs
If you call her for a date and she
comes with her friend.
Just focus on her friend. She won't
repeat that nonsense again
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Date, Focus, and Nonsense: Alphah Lorenzo Wensley
10 hrs
If you call her for a date and she
comes with her friend.
Just focus on her friend. She won't
repeat that nonsense again
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Family, School, and Work: Rachel 34 Social Worker Graduate School of Social Work, University of Denver Gonzaga University 7 miles away Need a date for my bro's wedding in Florida in February '17. Giving myself time to find the one... Edited to add: older bro's wedding happened and I went solo. Little bro's wedding is next and I can't go solo again and face all of the questions and comments from family! Edited again...went solo to both my bro's weddings. Rachel took us on a ride

Family, School, and Work: Rachel 34
Social Worker
Graduate School of Social Work,
University of Denver
Gonzaga University
7 miles away
Need a date for my bro's wedding in
Florida in February '17. Giving myself time
to find the one...
Edited to add: older bro's wedding
happened and I went solo. Little bro's
wedding is next and I can't go solo again
and face all of the questions and
comments from family!
Edited again...went solo to both my
bro's weddings.
Rachel took us on a ride

Family, School, and Work: Rachel 34
Social Worker
Graduate School of Social Work,
University of Denver
Gonzaga University
7 miles away
Need a date for my bro's wedding in
Florida in February '17. Giving myself time
to find the one...
Edited to add: older bro's wedding
happened and I went solo. Little bro's
wedding is next and I can't go solo again
and face all of the questions and
comments from family!
Edited again...went solo to both my
bro's weddings.
Rachel took us on a ride

Rachel took us on a ride

Sex, Date, and Happy: Mom, 'l have a date today Be careful dear, guys only want one thing mowadays Sex? No Happy truck noises

Sex, Date, and Happy: Mom, 'l
have a date
today
Be careful dear,
guys only want
one thing
mowadays
Sex?
No
Happy truck noises

Sex, Date, and Happy: Mom, 'l
have a date
today
Be careful dear,
guys only want
one thing
mowadays
Sex?
No
Happy truck noises

Happy truck noises

Head, Date, and Girl: ANTON 25 eCo This one time when I was 20 I took a girl on a date to a movie and midway through the movie I tried putting my arm around her and I guess she wasn't having it cause she didn't move her head to let my arm go around. Well I didn't know what to do, so I spent a solid 5 minutes with my arm awkwardly resting on top of her head while I stared directly at the screen in pure fear... just thought you should know that up front. X I just thought you should know that up front

Head, Date, and Girl: ANTON
25
eCo
This one time when I was 20 I took a girl
on a date to a movie and midway
through the movie I tried putting my arm
around her and I guess she wasn't
having it cause she didn't move her head
to let my arm go around. Well I didn't
know what to do, so I spent a solid 5
minutes with my arm awkwardly resting
on top of her head while I stared directly
at the screen in pure fear... just thought
you should know that up front.
X
I just thought you should know that up front

Head, Date, and Girl: ANTON
25
eCo
This one time when I was 20 I took a girl
on a date to a movie and midway
through the movie I tried putting my arm
around her and I guess she wasn't
having it cause she didn't move her head
to let my arm go around. Well I didn't
know what to do, so I spent a solid 5
minutes with my arm awkwardly resting
on top of her head while I stared directly
at the screen in pure fear... just thought
you should know that up front.
X
I just thought you should know that up front

I just thought you should know that up front

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Dallas, Date, and Pride: a
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Date, Good, and Strong: YOU MATCHED W Hows it, I'm a strong believer in gender equality, so for our first date, come pick me, take me to where you'd like to eat, tell me that im handsome and then when the night is coming to an end, maybe we can go back to your place and I'll sit on your face. How bout we do that and at the end of the night I sit on your face And just like that it's a date Sent Sounds mint I had a very good night

Date, Good, and Strong: YOU MATCHED W
Hows it, I'm a strong believer in
gender equality, so for our first
date, come pick me, take me to
where you'd like to eat, tell me
that im handsome and then when
the night is coming to an end,
maybe we can go back to your
place and I'll sit on your face.
How bout we do that and at the
end of the night I sit on your face
And just like that it's a date
Sent
Sounds mint
I had a very good night

Date, Good, and Strong: YOU MATCHED W
Hows it, I'm a strong believer in
gender equality, so for our first
date, come pick me, take me to
where you'd like to eat, tell me
that im handsome and then when
the night is coming to an end,
maybe we can go back to your
place and I'll sit on your face.
How bout we do that and at the
end of the night I sit on your face
And just like that it's a date
Sent
Sounds mint
I had a very good night

I had a very good night

Dating, Flexing, and Iphone: once went speed dating and I was the only guy who showed up, there were 14 women. All 14 chose to stay single than go out on a date with me. 9:22 AM 11/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Tweet your reply FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT That a big F

Dating, Flexing, and Iphone: once went speed dating and I was
the only guy who showed up, there
were 14 women.
All 14 chose to stay single than go out
on a date with me.
9:22 AM 11/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Tweet your reply
FLEX TAPE
CAN'T FIX
THAT
That a big F

Dating, Flexing, and Iphone: once went speed dating and I was
the only guy who showed up, there
were 14 women.
All 14 chose to stay single than go out
on a date with me.
9:22 AM 11/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Tweet your reply
FLEX TAPE
CAN'T FIX
THAT
That a big F

That a big F

Anna, Love, and Marriage: Anna, 19 49 km away So let's just say we match and you message me. We exchange snapchat names. After a few weeks we decide to meet. We go on a date and it goes really well. After going out for four years you decide to propose. Mainly because you love me but also because I believe in no sex before marriage and the curiosity is killing you. We get married and on our wedding night we're about to get down to business when suddenly I pull up my dress and expose my penis. You've married a man,i hope you brought Vaseline. That’s fucked

Anna, Love, and Marriage: Anna, 19
49 km away
So let's just say we match and you
message me. We exchange snapchat
names. After a few weeks we decide to
meet. We go on a date and it goes really
well. After going out for four years you
decide to propose.
Mainly because you love me but also
because I believe in no sex before
marriage and the curiosity is killing you.
We get married and on our wedding
night we're about to get down to
business when suddenly I pull up my
dress and expose my penis. You've
married a man,i hope you brought
Vaseline.
That’s fucked

Anna, Love, and Marriage: Anna, 19
49 km away
So let's just say we match and you
message me. We exchange snapchat
names. After a few weeks we decide to
meet. We go on a date and it goes really
well. After going out for four years you
decide to propose.
Mainly because you love me but also
because I believe in no sex before
marriage and the curiosity is killing you.
We get married and on our wedding
night we're about to get down to
business when suddenly I pull up my
dress and expose my penis. You've
married a man,i hope you brought
Vaseline.
That’s fucked

That’s fucked

Tinder, Bravo, and Date: Me: Wanna go on a date? Her: Sure! When? Me: *Proposes a day and time* Her: Bravo Six, going dark. Tinder 6 Bravo

Tinder, Bravo, and Date: Me: Wanna go on a date?
Her: Sure! When?
Me: *Proposes a day and time*
Her:
Bravo Six, going dark.
Tinder 6 Bravo

Tinder, Bravo, and Date: Me: Wanna go on a date?
Her: Sure! When?
Me: *Proposes a day and time*
Her:
Bravo Six, going dark.
Tinder 6 Bravo

Tinder 6 Bravo

Energy, God, and Iphone: healin' hippie honey @tee_god Ima pay. We don't have to really even discuss it. Life happens. Freddie Brooks m @Ronitaughtyou_ 1d LADIES! Y'all on a date with a boy y'all REALLY like. His card declined. What you doing next ??? CO Co Cc 5:33 PM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 9,872 Retweets 28.1K Likes Queen Energy!

Energy, God, and Iphone: healin' hippie honey
@tee_god
Ima pay. We don't have to really even
discuss it. Life happens.
Freddie Brooks m @Ronitaughtyou_ 1d
LADIES! Y'all on a date with a boy y'all REALLY
like. His card declined. What you doing next ???
CO Co Cc
5:33 PM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
9,872 Retweets 28.1K Likes
Queen Energy!

Energy, God, and Iphone: healin' hippie honey
@tee_god
Ima pay. We don't have to really even
discuss it. Life happens.
Freddie Brooks m @Ronitaughtyou_ 1d
LADIES! Y'all on a date with a boy y'all REALLY
like. His card declined. What you doing next ???
CO Co Cc
5:33 PM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
9,872 Retweets 28.1K Likes
Queen Energy!

Queen Energy!

Gif, Date, and Mean: Messenger l 23:15 12% Salma SALMA SUPER LIKED YOU ON 11/11/2019. I rlly didn't mean to super like u that's what they all say x I was reading your bio and it just swiped up !! well how about we accidentally go on a date too Sent Today 23:15 Haha oops sounds like we're going to have to Send Type a message. GIF Task failed successfully

Gif, Date, and Mean: Messenger l
23:15
12%
Salma
SALMA SUPER LIKED YOU ON 11/11/2019.
I rlly didn't mean to super like u
that's what they all say x
I was reading your bio and it just
swiped up !!
well how about we accidentally
go on a date too
Sent
Today 23:15
Haha oops sounds like we're
going to have to
Send
Type a message.
GIF
Task failed successfully

Gif, Date, and Mean: Messenger l
23:15
12%
Salma
SALMA SUPER LIKED YOU ON 11/11/2019.
I rlly didn't mean to super like u
that's what they all say x
I was reading your bio and it just
swiped up !!
well how about we accidentally
go on a date too
Sent
Today 23:15
Haha oops sounds like we're
going to have to
Send
Type a message.
GIF
Task failed successfully

Task failed successfully

Dating, Meme, and Date: Неу do you want to go out on a date? l only like you as a friend Posting a dating related meme until I can’t think of anymore: Day 156

Dating, Meme, and Date: Неу
do you
want
to go out
on a date?
l only like you
as a friend
Posting a dating related meme until I can’t think of anymore: Day 156

Dating, Meme, and Date: Неу
do you
want
to go out
on a date?
l only like you
as a friend
Posting a dating related meme until I can’t think of anymore: Day 156

Posting a dating related meme until I can’t think of anymore: Day 156

Cute, Drinking, and Gif: Danielle I did die I blacked out from drinking Okay can we just cut to the chase You're cute as fuck and I would like to go on a date with you, interested? Yes or no Yes I've never met up with someone from tinder lol Oh ... really lol Well if it make you feel better, no I'm not a murdering psychopath and no i will not kidnap you Really I was hoping you would Sent Send Type a message GIF L I… didn’t know what to say after that

Cute, Drinking, and Gif: Danielle
I did die
I blacked out from drinking
Okay can we just cut to the chase
You're cute as fuck and I would
like to go on a date with you,
interested? Yes or no
Yes
I've never met up with someone
from tinder lol
Oh ... really lol
Well if it make you feel better, no
I'm not a murdering psychopath
and no i will not kidnap you
Really I was hoping you would
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
L
I… didn’t know what to say after that

Cute, Drinking, and Gif: Danielle
I did die
I blacked out from drinking
Okay can we just cut to the chase
You're cute as fuck and I would
like to go on a date with you,
interested? Yes or no
Yes
I've never met up with someone
from tinder lol
Oh ... really lol
Well if it make you feel better, no
I'm not a murdering psychopath
and no i will not kidnap you
Really I was hoping you would
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
L
I… didn’t know what to say after that

I… didn’t know what to say after that

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens yesterday and apparently lesbians all think alike because there were so many other gay girls on dates. At one point there were 4 lesbian couples just in the orchid room alone. 7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android 435 Retweets 5,971 Likes Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h honorary mention to the one gay guy who shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when he walked in the cactus room with his date gay-irl: Gay_IRL

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend"
@ayyy vuh
Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens
yesterday and apparently lesbians all
think alike because there were so many
other gay girls on dates. At one point
there were 4 lesbian couples just in the
orchid room alone.
7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android
435 Retweets 5,971 Likes
Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h
honorary mention to the one gay guy who
shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when
he walked in the cactus room with his date
gay-irl:

Gay_IRL

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend"
@ayyy vuh
Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens
yesterday and apparently lesbians all
think alike because there were so many
other gay girls on dates. At one point
there were 4 lesbian couples just in the
orchid room alone.
7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android
435 Retweets 5,971 Likes
Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h
honorary mention to the one gay guy who
shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when
he walked in the cactus room with his date
gay-irl:

Gay_IRL

gay-irl: Gay_IRL

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago I told my friends I have a date with an attractive girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too. 20 2 l used imagination to destroy the inmagination I see this as an absolute win… No wait

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
l used imagination to destroy the inmagination
I see this as an absolute win… No wait

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
l used imagination to destroy the inmagination
I see this as an absolute win… No wait

I see this as an absolute win… No wait

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question Hey! Wassup? I wanted to know if you would want to go see the joker movie with me Definitely! What time and who is coming? Um around 7:00 on Friday and just us. Like a date Are you serious? Yea.. Delivered Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've liked you since the 7th grade Impossible Congrats! (not me)

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me)

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me)

Congrats! (not me)

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question Hey! Wassup? I wanted to know if you would want to go see the joker movie with me Definitely! What time and who is coming? Um around 7:00 on Friday and just us. Like a date Are you serious? Yea.. Delivered Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've liked you since the 7th grade Impossible Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Definitely, Friday, and Joker: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Meme, Tinder, and Date: downloading tinder to find a date downloading tinder to make people a meme AIR Everybody here can relate

Meme, Tinder, and Date: downloading
tinder to
find a date
downloading
tinder to make
people
a meme
AIR
Everybody here can relate

Meme, Tinder, and Date: downloading
tinder to
find a date
downloading
tinder to make
people
a meme
AIR
Everybody here can relate

Everybody here can relate

Date, Imgur, and Never: FINALLY DECIDED TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AT 26 AND NEVER KISSED A WOMAN HAVE A DATE WITH A WOMAN ON SATURDAY made on imgur asdfghjk

Date, Imgur, and Never: FINALLY DECIDED TO COME OUT OF
THE CLOSET AT 26 AND NEVER
KISSED A WOMAN
HAVE A DATE WITH A
WOMAN ON SATURDAY
made on imgur
asdfghjk

Date, Imgur, and Never: FINALLY DECIDED TO COME OUT OF
THE CLOSET AT 26 AND NEVER
KISSED A WOMAN
HAVE A DATE WITH A
WOMAN ON SATURDAY
made on imgur
asdfghjk

asdfghjk

Plan B, Date, and Time: Plan B Baddie. @bawdymaserati When's the last time you took yourself out on a date? Date yourself and do it often. @swicktv LMSYHYPW @BleesusCrice I don't date broke people... meirl

Plan B, Date, and Time: Plan B Baddie.
@bawdymaserati
When's the last time you took yourself
out on a date?
Date yourself and do it often.
@swicktv
LMSYHYPW
@BleesusCrice
I don't date broke people...
meirl

Plan B, Date, and Time: Plan B Baddie.
@bawdymaserati
When's the last time you took yourself
out on a date?
Date yourself and do it often.
@swicktv
LMSYHYPW
@BleesusCrice
I don't date broke people...
meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Plan B: Plan B Baddie. @bawdymaserati When's the last time you took yourself out on a date? Date yourself and do it often. @swicktv LMSYHYPW @BleesusCrice I don't date broke people... meirl by mymorningjacket MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Plan B: Plan B Baddie.
@bawdymaserati
When's the last time you took yourself
out on a date?
Date yourself and do it often.
@swicktv
LMSYHYPW
@BleesusCrice
I don't date broke people...
meirl by mymorningjacket
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Plan B: Plan B Baddie.
@bawdymaserati
When's the last time you took yourself
out on a date?
Date yourself and do it often.
@swicktv
LMSYHYPW
@BleesusCrice
I don't date broke people...
meirl by mymorningjacket
MORE MEMES

meirl by mymorningjacket MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago I told my friends I have a date with an attractive girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too. 20 2 l used imagination to destroy the inmagination I see this as an absolute win… No wait by dRuparel MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
l used imagination to destroy the inmagination
I see this as an absolute win… No wait by dRuparel
MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
l used imagination to destroy the inmagination
I see this as an absolute win… No wait by dRuparel
MORE MEMES

I see this as an absolute win… No wait by dRuparel MORE MEMES

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago I told my friends I have a date with an attractive girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too. 20 2 NYPO They are same

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
NYPO
They are same

Friends, Date, and Girl: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
NYPO
They are same

They are same

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago I told my friends I have a date with an attractive girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too. 20 2 NYPO They are same by AmmoX36 MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
NYPO
They are same by AmmoX36
MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: 2 hours ago
I told my friends I have a date with an
attractive girl. They told me she was
imaginary. Jokes on them because they are
too.
20
2
NYPO
They are same by AmmoX36
MORE MEMES

They are same by AmmoX36 MORE MEMES

Head, Wow, and Date: Wednesday 6:39 PM Hey are you roughly 2 weeks ago cause you're 10/10 Wednesday 1O:31 PM that pick up line was 10/10 My follow up isn't always 10/10 but a date with you sure is WOW got nothing more, head? Sent Why am I like this?

Head, Wow, and Date: Wednesday 6:39 PM
Hey are you roughly 2 weeks
ago cause you're 10/10
Wednesday 1O:31 PM
that pick up line was 10/10
My follow up isn't always 10/10
but a date with you sure is
WOW
got nothing more, head?
Sent
Why am I like this?

Head, Wow, and Date: Wednesday 6:39 PM
Hey are you roughly 2 weeks
ago cause you're 10/10
Wednesday 1O:31 PM
that pick up line was 10/10
My follow up isn't always 10/10
but a date with you sure is
WOW
got nothing more, head?
Sent
Why am I like this?

Why am I like this?

Date, Text, and Sasuke: X Incoming Text Message: SASUKE UCHIHA Hey. Miku, it's me, Sasuke. Do you want to go out on a date?

Date, Text, and Sasuke: X
Incoming Text Message:
SASUKE UCHIHA
Hey. Miku, it's me, Sasuke. Do you
want to go out on a date?

Date, Text, and Sasuke: X
Incoming Text Message:
SASUKE UCHIHA
Hey. Miku, it's me, Sasuke. Do you
want to go out on a date?

God, Love, and Oh My God: ALRIGHT, LE TS Go OUT! YEAH, WANNA GO, LETS Go! BUDDY YOU WANNA 60? YEAH, LETS GO ON A DATE! WANNA GO ON A DATE? DO YOU WANT A KID?? GIRL, ARE Υου FITTIΝ TO SMASH? UGH OH MY GOD, NO OH YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH... THE PATRIARCHY I'M A FEMINIST infinite-mirrors: more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

God, Love, and Oh My God: ALRIGHT, LE TS
Go OUT!
YEAH,
WANNA GO,
LETS
Go!
BUDDY
YOU WANNA
60?
YEAH, LETS GO ON
A DATE!
WANNA GO
ON A
DATE?
DO YOU WANT
A KID??

GIRL, ARE
Υου FITTIΝ
TO SMASH?
UGH
OH MY
GOD,
NO
OH YOU
DIDN'T LET
ME FINISH...
THE
PATRIARCHY
I'M A
FEMINIST
infinite-mirrors:

more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

God, Love, and Oh My God: ALRIGHT, LE TS
Go OUT!
YEAH,
WANNA GO,
LETS
Go!
BUDDY
YOU WANNA
60?
YEAH, LETS GO ON
A DATE!
WANNA GO
ON A
DATE?
DO YOU WANT
A KID??

GIRL, ARE
Υου FITTIΝ
TO SMASH?
UGH
OH MY
GOD,
NO
OH YOU
DIDN'T LET
ME FINISH...
THE
PATRIARCHY
I'M A
FEMINIST
infinite-mirrors:

more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

infinite-mirrors: more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

Taken, Tumblr, and Grandpa: starxapple: starxapple: my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, "i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY" awesomacious: Grandpa has a date

Taken, Tumblr, and Grandpa: starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine
but hes just sitting there waiting
for the hospice shuttle to take
him to pick up his date and he
looks suPER EXCITED and its
the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
awesomacious:

Grandpa has a date

Taken, Tumblr, and Grandpa: starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine
but hes just sitting there waiting
for the hospice shuttle to take
him to pick up his date and he
looks suPER EXCITED and its
the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
awesomacious:

Grandpa has a date

awesomacious: Grandpa has a date

Taken, Grandpa, and Date: starxapple: starxapple: my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, "i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY" Grandpa has a date

Taken, Grandpa, and Date: starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine
but hes just sitting there waiting
for the hospice shuttle to take
him to pick up his date and he
looks suPER EXCITED and its
the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
Grandpa has a date

Taken, Grandpa, and Date: starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine
but hes just sitting there waiting
for the hospice shuttle to take
him to pick up his date and he
looks suPER EXCITED and its
the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
Grandpa has a date

Grandpa has a date

Date, A Picture, and Ram: O just want someone to take me out. Like on a date or with Surprise me. a sniper gun? OKOO TT RAM BviN VEVN T 9gaggers summed up in a picture

Date, A Picture, and Ram: O just want someone to take me out.
Like on a date or with
Surprise me.
a sniper gun?
OKOO
TT
RAM
BviN
VEVN
T
9gaggers summed up in a picture

Date, A Picture, and Ram: O just want someone to take me out.
Like on a date or with
Surprise me.
a sniper gun?
OKOO
TT
RAM
BviN
VEVN
T
9gaggers summed up in a picture

9gaggers summed up in a picture

Crush, Cute, and Life: 1settimana fa NutAddicted Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my crush for a date Rispondi 187 1 settimana fa NutAddicted OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the beginning of the summer, but I was too scared. I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support, because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss her (BUTI DID!!!). I wish you everything best and good luck. Now, its you Rispondi 63 One wierd little push can change your life

Crush, Cute, and Life: 1settimana fa
NutAddicted
Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my
crush for a date
Rispondi
187
1 settimana fa
NutAddicted
OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my
girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even
describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was
little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so
cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So
I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the
beginning of the summer, but I was too scared.
I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support,
because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss
her (BUTI DID!!!). I wish you everything best
and good luck. Now, its you
Rispondi
63
One wierd little push can change your life

Crush, Cute, and Life: 1settimana fa
NutAddicted
Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my
crush for a date
Rispondi
187
1 settimana fa
NutAddicted
OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my
girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even
describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was
little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so
cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So
I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the
beginning of the summer, but I was too scared.
I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support,
because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss
her (BUTI DID!!!). I wish you everything best
and good luck. Now, its you
Rispondi
63
One wierd little push can change your life

One wierd little push can change your life

Definitely, Lol, and Pizza: YOU MATCHED WITH Can we also eat pizza rolls? Thursday 10:10 AM Oh yeah so into that Thursday 11:33 AM Good. You're definitely not a psychopath Yesterday 10:41 AM Lol thank you for that validation Yesterday 10:34 PM Isn't that what you're here for? Today 4:19 AM Wow it's like you've already been on a date with me Primary purpose of Tinder…right?

Definitely, Lol, and Pizza: YOU MATCHED WITH
Can we also eat pizza rolls?
Thursday 10:10 AM
Oh yeah so into that
Thursday 11:33 AM
Good. You're definitely not a
psychopath
Yesterday 10:41 AM
Lol thank you for that validation
Yesterday 10:34 PM
Isn't that what you're here for?
Today 4:19 AM
Wow it's like you've already been on a
date with me
Primary purpose of Tinder…right?

Definitely, Lol, and Pizza: YOU MATCHED WITH
Can we also eat pizza rolls?
Thursday 10:10 AM
Oh yeah so into that
Thursday 11:33 AM
Good. You're definitely not a
psychopath
Yesterday 10:41 AM
Lol thank you for that validation
Yesterday 10:34 PM
Isn't that what you're here for?
Today 4:19 AM
Wow it's like you've already been on a
date with me
Primary purpose of Tinder…right?

Primary purpose of Tinder…right?

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge a year ago I was on a date and she asked me if I wanted wine and I said "I don't think they serve wine here" and she deadass says "oh no I brought some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her purse and I think about this a lot mildlyagaymer: A fucking Yeti cup 💀😂

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago I was on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said "I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh no I brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and I think about this a lot
mildlyagaymer:

A fucking Yeti cup 💀😂

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago I was on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said "I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh no I brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and I think about this a lot
mildlyagaymer:

A fucking Yeti cup 💀😂

mildlyagaymer: A fucking Yeti cup 💀😂

Tumblr, Blog, and Date: ZARTBITTER SALAT zartbitter-salat: A date in the park <3 shop link

Tumblr, Blog, and Date: ZARTBITTER SALAT
zartbitter-salat:

A date in the park <3 shop link

Tumblr, Blog, and Date: ZARTBITTER SALAT
zartbitter-salat:

A date in the park <3 shop link

zartbitter-salat: A date in the park

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens yesterday and apparently lesbians all think alike because there were so many other gay girls on dates. At one point there were 4 lesbian couples just in the orchid room alone. 7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android 435 Retweets 5,971 Likes Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h honorary mention to the one gay guy who shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when he walked in the cactus room with his date gay-irl: Gay_IRL

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend"
@ayyy vuh
Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens
yesterday and apparently lesbians all
think alike because there were so many
other gay girls on dates. At one point
there were 4 lesbian couples just in the
orchid room alone.
7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android
435 Retweets 5,971 Likes
Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h
honorary mention to the one gay guy who
shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when
he walked in the cactus room with his date
gay-irl:

Gay_IRL

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend"
@ayyy vuh
Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens
yesterday and apparently lesbians all
think alike because there were so many
other gay girls on dates. At one point
there were 4 lesbian couples just in the
orchid room alone.
7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android
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Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h
honorary mention to the one gay guy who
shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when
he walked in the cactus room with his date
gay-irl:

Gay_IRL

gay-irl: Gay_IRL

Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election has changed the way we date Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was elected president. The first date was going great. Until politics came up It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye view of the Philadelphia skyline. Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib, treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly: Donald Trump. "She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left." stability: reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election
has changed the way we date
Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER
Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM
Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on
Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was
elected president.
The first date was going great. Until politics came up
It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the
woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye
view of the Philadelphia skyline.
Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib,
treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly:
Donald Trump.
"She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a
lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of
Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left."
stability:
reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election
has changed the way we date
Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER
Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM
Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on
Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was
elected president.
The first date was going great. Until politics came up
It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the
woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye
view of the Philadelphia skyline.
Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib,
treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly:
Donald Trump.
"She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a
lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of
Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left."
stability:
reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

stability: reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

Friday, Goals, and Love: < Thread nadia @anysssaaaa My boyfriend & Igo to a new restaurant every Friday night. We both order a cocktail, appetizer, entree & dessert. We take turns each week paying. phones Phengtee aren't allowed during dinner. We reflect on the previous week & make new goals for the upcoming week. I love it That moment you realise your relationship is actually an agile working team. What you had there wasn’t a date, it was a stand-up. [Found on r/MadeMeSmile]

Friday, Goals, and Love: <
Thread
nadia
@anysssaaaa
My boyfriend & Igo to a new restaurant
every Friday night. We both order a
cocktail, appetizer, entree & dessert. We
take turns each week paying. phones
Phengtee
aren't allowed during dinner. We reflect
on the previous week & make new
goals for the upcoming week. I love it
That moment you realise your relationship is actually an agile working team. What you had there wasn’t a date, it was a stand-up. [Found on r/MadeMeSmile]

Friday, Goals, and Love: <
Thread
nadia
@anysssaaaa
My boyfriend & Igo to a new restaurant
every Friday night. We both order a
cocktail, appetizer, entree & dessert. We
take turns each week paying. phones
Phengtee
aren't allowed during dinner. We reflect
on the previous week & make new
goals for the upcoming week. I love it
That moment you realise your relationship is actually an agile working team. What you had there wasn’t a date, it was a stand-up. [Found on r/MadeMeSmile]

That moment you realise your relationship is actually an agile working team. What you had there wasn’t a date, it was a stand-up. [Found on ...

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay
Tke top banaas
like you
Whet's the date thent hun
Im driving past Gatwick tonight,
get ready x
t
Tinish in Smins perfect
can't watt
Let me know when and where to
pick you up/meet
7
Today
Gatwick airport south terminal
410 pm
Be there or be suuare
Please dont
I'm the kind of person that would
actually book a flight somewhere
with a random person on tinder
Lets doit
Where we going
Paris
taly
New York?
Vour choice
m game
But
Thave options so be quick
Daling
https://www.wowcher.co.uk
deal/travel/12846246/mystery
getaway-voucher?from
4699308
Sroot.metadata.title
Sroot metadata.description
www.wohet.cok
Tm game
No joke shall we actually do it
Pls don't be shitting me
d actually be up for it
Yeah me too
Do we get to dchoose when were
going
mno snake
How do we booki
Ate they legith
I think you get to choose out of a
couple of weekends, but Im not
100%
Also if you get Ball or one of the
really far away ones you go for a
week
Yeah they're legit
One of my friends has done it
and I've been so up for it ever
since I heard about it
One of us books then the other
transfers the money?
Can w.choose a date prety
E0on
Need a bit of sun in my life
Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain
You happy for me to book and
then you transfer me?
Yeu Im good with that) just can't
do this weekend
The holiday thati
Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we
can choose
The draw is on the 23rd, so we
find out where we go then and
book the flights and give all our
details in then
Will try and go from Gatwick for
sure
Fingers crossed it bai
Fuck if we're going on holiday l
have to go for a nin
Get this sexy beach bod ready
That would be ridiculous
0
Ok it's booked
And shutup you already have a
beach bod!
Delived
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay
Tke top banaas
like you
Whet's the date thent hun
Im driving past Gatwick tonight,
get ready x
t
Tinish in Smins perfect
can't watt
Let me know when and where to
pick you up/meet
7
Today
Gatwick airport south terminal
410 pm
Be there or be suuare
Please dont
I'm the kind of person that would
actually book a flight somewhere
with a random person on tinder
Lets doit
Where we going
Paris
taly
New York?
Vour choice
m game
But
Thave options so be quick
Daling
https://www.wowcher.co.uk
deal/travel/12846246/mystery
getaway-voucher?from
4699308
Sroot.metadata.title
Sroot metadata.description
www.wohet.cok
Tm game
No joke shall we actually do it
Pls don't be shitting me
d actually be up for it
Yeah me too
Do we get to dchoose when were
going
mno snake
How do we booki
Ate they legith
I think you get to choose out of a
couple of weekends, but Im not
100%
Also if you get Ball or one of the
really far away ones you go for a
week
Yeah they're legit
One of my friends has done it
and I've been so up for it ever
since I heard about it
One of us books then the other
transfers the money?
Can w.choose a date prety
E0on
Need a bit of sun in my life
Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain
You happy for me to book and
then you transfer me?
Yeu Im good with that) just can't
do this weekend
The holiday thati
Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we
can choose
The draw is on the 23rd, so we
find out where we go then and
book the flights and give all our
details in then
Will try and go from Gatwick for
sure
Fingers crossed it bai
Fuck if we're going on holiday l
have to go for a nin
Get this sexy beach bod ready
That would be ridiculous
0
Ok it's booked
And shutup you already have a
beach bod!
Delived
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Crush, Cute, and Omg: 1settimana fa NutAddicted Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my crush for a date Rispondi 187 1 settimana fa NutAddicted OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the beginning of the summer, but I was too scared. I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support, because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss her (BUT I DID!!. I wish you everything best and good luck. Now, its you Rispondi 63 We did it boys

Crush, Cute, and Omg: 1settimana fa
NutAddicted
Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my
crush for a date
Rispondi
187
1 settimana fa
NutAddicted
OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my
girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even
describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was
little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so
cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So
I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the
beginning of the summer, but I was too scared.
I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support,
because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss
her (BUT I DID!!. I wish you everything best
and good luck. Now, its you
Rispondi
63
We did it boys

Crush, Cute, and Omg: 1settimana fa
NutAddicted
Ok, so if this comment gets 20 likes, I will ask my
crush for a date
Rispondi
187
1 settimana fa
NutAddicted
OMG, guys, it happened. She's officially my
girlfriend now. I'm so fucken happy, I can't even
describe. It was very cool "date". I think I was
little bit scared at the beginning, but she was so
cute and kind, so I like melted, you know?) So
I'm so surprised, because I could do it at the
beginning of the summer, but I was too scared.
I'm unlimitedly grateful for your support,
because without YOU, guys, I would never kiss
her (BUT I DID!!. I wish you everything best
and good luck. Now, its you
Rispondi
63
We did it boys

We did it boys

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not Orgy" On Grindr And It Was Surprisingly Heartwarming I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th from 1pm until? slow cook pig, chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and vegetarian meals. No cost just bring your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is provided. Please feel free to bring ur wife, partner or just a date. This party is open to men, women, families. Gay, str8, bi, and the unknown. awesomacious: I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not
Orgy" On Grindr And It Was
Surprisingly Heartwarming
I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
provided. Please feel free to bring ur
wife, partner or just a date. This
party is open to men, women,
families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
unknown.
awesomacious:

I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not
Orgy" On Grindr And It Was
Surprisingly Heartwarming
I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
provided. Please feel free to bring ur
wife, partner or just a date. This
party is open to men, women,
families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
unknown.
awesomacious:

I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

awesomacious: I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not Orgy" On Grindr And It Was Surprisingly Heartwarming I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th from 1pm until? slow cook pig, chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and vegetarian meals. No cost just bring your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is provided. Please feel free to bring ur wife, partner or just a date. This party is open to men, women, families. Gay, str8, bi, and the unknown. awesomacious: I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not
Orgy" On Grindr And It Was
Surprisingly Heartwarming
I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
provided. Please feel free to bring ur
wife, partner or just a date. This
party is open to men, women,
families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
unknown.
awesomacious:

I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Orgy, Party, and Tumblr: This Man Invited People To A "BBQ Not
Orgy" On Grindr And It Was
Surprisingly Heartwarming
I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
provided. Please feel free to bring ur
wife, partner or just a date. This
party is open to men, women,
families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
unknown.
awesomacious:

I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

awesomacious: I deem this wholesome enough to be shared

Apparently, Crime, and Dating: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much

Apparently, Crime, and Dating: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a
heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks
in a breath* ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
December C) Baby
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would
actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
I LOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be
even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like
how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
I love this so much

Apparently, Crime, and Dating: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a
heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks
in a breath* ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
December C) Baby
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would
actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
I LOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be
even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like
how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
I love this so much

I love this so much